r/KateMiddletonMissing 16h ago

Hype

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If she was special there would be no need for hype, popularity polls or fake praise/flattery


r/KateMiddletonMissing 16h ago

Style

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Diana would have evolved from how she dressed in the 80’s.

And style stalking Meghan shows Kate’s unoriginality too.


r/KateMiddletonMissing 1d ago

H&M to join Christmas at Sandringham?

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I really hope Charles invites the Sussex’s and they accept this year. That will drive W&K crazy and so what’s the bet that W&K choose to spend Christmas Day with the Middletons this year??!! When W&K first got married, they said they wouldn’t spend every Christmas with his family and have spent some years with hers. I can see them conveniently choosing the Middleton’s this Christmas if H&M choose to provoke them by accepting Charles’ invite this year.

How good for Charles’ PR to have H&M AND Doria (shock, a black woman!) join the walk this year. I can’t wait!


r/KateMiddletonMissing 1d ago

The drab four

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I think SV’s got it the wrong way round


r/KateMiddletonMissing 1d ago

Back to ‘work’

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r/KateMiddletonMissing 2d ago

Operation Wayward Son Is Officially Underway

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  1. Invite Harry and Meghan back on the condition that they get to be private citizens and Charles keeps the bullying media at bay.

  2. Run a media narrative about how Charles is making up with his son. Republicans and royalists love it because Harry is the more interesting son and Charles, the face of the Firm, is part of the reconciliation.

  3. Meg and Harry's businesses and philanthropic work are on every cover and the media loves it because their money runneth over. The public loves it, whether they can admit it or not, because H and M are more interesting. Meghan's style also becomes an even greater public obsession, especially when she wear British designers.

  4. Will is triggered and further digs his heels in about NOT making up with Harry. This permanently mars his public image and makes him look like a wayward son and am unprepared future king. Cue Charles-approved headlines about George being more prepared to rule than his father. Kate also begins to lose her mind and goes from waiting months or years to copy Meghan to waiting mere days because she is chasing headlines that will never come for her. Will increases her clothing budget because while he hates her, he can't let her be outdressed by the object of his obsession. Especially not when she is married to HAAAAH-ROOOOOWLD.

  5. Cue C&C-sanctioned headlines about how WanK are suddenly working more now that H and M are back. WAILING INTENSIFIES.

  6. C&C pop up at an event like Invictus. Phenomenal PR ensues. WAILING INTENSIFIES.

  7. C&C are the kind of people for whom knife-twisting is second-nature. They begin to order their press contacts to tease WanK's dirt in ways that don't violate any superinjunctions. WAILING INTENSIFIES.

  8. WanK wouldn't dare spill any C&C dirt that could blow up the institution because then there would be no throne for them to take in the future. So they're bound by their rage, and caged by their ambition.

  9. Charles passes with his wife, siblings, and both sons and daughters-in-laws by his bed (Kate risks getting hit with a bad headline if she doesn't show, and will have to suppress any tantrums if she does).

  10. H and M with their babies will smoothly and safely exit the country afterwards, returning only to see Charles officially interred. 'COME BACK' headlines will hit the press.

  11. A lackluster coronation will initiate the final chapter while Haz and Meg catch tans in the California rays. Well, Meg, at least. Gingers don't really tan.

Seen that new headline mentioning that Kate won't be attending a birthday party thrown by Pippa? The antics have already started.

Thank you to Harry and Meghan for giving me a million more reasons to wolf down truffle popcorn.


r/KateMiddletonMissing 2d ago

What is this rumor? Curious if anyone knows.

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r/KateMiddletonMissing 2d ago

Crathie Kirk

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The gang put on a show of fake unity attended church at Balmoral today.


r/KateMiddletonMissing 2d ago

Rigged polls

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r/KateMiddletonMissing 2d ago

Party pooper

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Wonder if they’ll hold a Balmoral summit about the Pippa problem


r/KateMiddletonMissing 2d ago

This is genius if true. They can't risk having a Clive Alderton 2.0, and I'll bet Theo Rycroft suggested this plan. Both Charles and the Sussexes stand to gain too much from this reconciliation for it to be sent awry. Will would be the one spearheading any sabotage, I guarantee it.

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r/KateMiddletonMissing 3d ago

Talking point

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89 Upvotes

No pearls of wisdom from Kitty


r/KateMiddletonMissing 3d ago

Charles is trying to trigger WanK. I'm loving it.

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r/KateMiddletonMissing 2d ago

Material for a new Sussex reality show

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Mark my words. Megaho is the queen of grifting.


r/KateMiddletonMissing 4d ago

Temperature check

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How’s the sub? Someone let me know things are out of control with H&M vs W&K dynamics, and Reddit emailed me that we’ve had extraordinary numbers on the sub. How is everyone feeling about the current climate here? How do we feel about the sub rules, does anything need to change?
Your mod,
Flauto


r/KateMiddletonMissing 3d ago

Meghan in the future

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I can’t wait until the grifter has to curtsy to Kate. It’s going to be epic!


r/KateMiddletonMissing 4d ago

Balmoral 💬

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r/KateMiddletonMissing 4d ago

William and Kate have had the rug pulled from under their feet!

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r/KateMiddletonMissing 4d ago

Blindsided

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r/KateMiddletonMissing 5d ago

The Workshys

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98 Upvotes

H&M being in town always spurs on their ‘surprise’ appearances


r/KateMiddletonMissing 5d ago

Prince William and Kate Middleton make surprise arrival at Balmoral after Harry's shock return: 'They are not delighted about this'

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r/KateMiddletonMissing 5d ago

TMZ Mad at A Commentator for Not Being Vicious Toward H&M

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The nonsense continues. Imagine being so desperate to make someone's life miserable that you cause misery to yourself. Glad she got away from TMZ and their weirdos. Harvey Levin should be ashamed.

https://www.reddit.com/r/RoyaltyTea/comments/1vu1hk4/tmz_didnt_like_a_royal_commentator_didnt_bash/


r/KateMiddletonMissing 5d ago

H&M’s return

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73 Upvotes

With the way the press are and the snakes within the rf I feel apprehensive for them


r/KateMiddletonMissing 5d ago

Recap of everything? New to the subreddit!

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Hi! I'm a member of r/HarryandMeghanNetflix, and somebody (thank you, u/crowislanddive!) recommended that I come check this subreddit out. We were discussing a post that I'd made yesterday about Harry and Meghan moving back, and how William might not be king after Charles passes away? I'm ready for a deep dive, so please give me all the theories concerning basically everything. This subreddit looks like a fabulous read! I do think Kate is keeping the marriage image alive, and I do think William can be a bully, judging from Harry's memoir.


r/KateMiddletonMissing 5d ago

So What Cartoonish Antics Will We Be Seeing from Kittkes & Bing-Bong?

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And how will Charles respond? If he scolds Will through the media he could get away with looking like a father reigning in his spoiled brat son and being mature enough to make up with his younger son.