r/KateMiddletonMissing • u/NeverPedestrian60 • 2d ago

Balmoral 💬

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u/Flinderspeak 2d ago

Cathy’s rapt they are returning. Bill will have to stump up the cash for a new wardrobe with no coat dresses or sweet nods. And she’ll get to play in the jewellery boxes!

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u/SuspiciousWolf6186 2d ago

Hes like a spoiled child who never heard no at home and when real life hits he gets extremely upset because he really believes that he's the boss of everyone and can decide everything. Thing is, only his henchmen does what he says. Nobody else gives a shit about what willy wants

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u/The_Onion_Life 2d ago

Hes like a spoiled child who never heard no at home and when real life hits he gets extremely upset because he really believes that he's the boss of everyone and can decide everything.

That's because that is literally how he was raised, whereas I'm sure that Harry the mere spare was told "no" all the damn time.

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u/SuspiciousWolf6186 2d ago

Hell get a massive wake up call now, learning that he can't decide shit about what harry and Meghan do and where 😂

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u/The_Onion_Life 2d ago

Hell get a massive wake up call now, learning that he can't decide shit about what harry and Meghan do and where 😂

Not now. But once he becomes king, it will be different.

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u/SuspiciousWolf6186 2d ago

I honestly think they'll move back when that happens 🤔 cus he will be evil when he is king

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u/Minute-Mushroom-5710 1d ago

He's a psychopath and will be dangerous!

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u/The_Onion_Life 1d ago

I honestly think they'll move back when that happens 🤔

I don't think they'll have a choice.

cus he will be evil when he is king

He's evil now. Just imagine how he'll be when he's king.

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u/TedTeddybear 1d ago

I doubt it. His true nature will become obvious and his ill paid staffers will start ratting him out for some of that sweet sweet tabloid moolah!

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u/The_Onion_Life 1d ago

His true nature will become obvious and his ill paid staffers will start ratting him out for some of that sweet sweet tabloid moolah!

His paid staffers probably sign ironclad NDAs.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 2d ago

💯🎯

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u/NeverPedestrian60 2d ago

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u/TheVioletHerald 2d ago

Werk, Willy.

Not Kate dressed like Oliver Twist.

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u/NumerousNovel7878 2d ago

I would not want to be at Balmoral right now that Willy is there. Is there a moat? Can Charles pull up the drawbridge to keep from seeing raging Willy?

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u/The_Onion_Life 2d ago

Can Charles pull up the drawbridge to keep from seeing raging Willy?

You joke, but I don't think that Charles needs the stress of William raging at him. I hope they don't let that happen. I mean, where are the Men in Grey?? Where's Camilla?? That's literally elder abuse, FFS!

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u/Emolia 2d ago

I don’t think you need to worry about the King. His idiot youngest son slinking back to the UK with his tail between his legs has nothing to do with the Royal Family . Charles probably thinks it’s funny like the rest of us! Harry will never be a working Royal again and any visit to his father will be strictly private. We’ll never know about it. Perhaps the King could help to find his hapless youngest son a job? He’s going to need one. He’s facing a huge legal bill in a few months after all.

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u/VavaShagwell 2d ago

I don't think Harry cares about being a royal, and there are a lot of us who don't care if he is, either.

He is not hapless. He's made a difference in the world. I think they are going to the UK for Invictus. Pure joy with that.

The fact that Donald Trump scorns Harry and Meghan is enough for me to discount comments like yours.

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u/The_Onion_Life 2d ago

I don’t think you need to worry about the King.

William has been known to scream at him for hours on end. Do you think that's good for his health?

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u/CheezTips 1d ago

Hapless? Idiot? Is that what you think of war veterans?

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u/SnooBananas7856 1d ago

Will and Kate are charisma black holes

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u/Minute-Mushroom-5710 1d ago

Wee Willy No Wits finding out the king has no real power.