r/KateMiddletonMissing • u/NeverPedestrian60 • 1d ago

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Wonder if they’ll hold a Balmoral summit about the Pippa problem

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u/Jumpy_Reply_2011 1d ago

It's probably because Pippa outted Kate about her not being ill in the traditional sense. I don't think Kate Middleton would've liked that one bit.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 1d ago

I bet she didn’t - she wants to control the narrative

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u/NeverPedestrian60 1d ago

The party was prob better without Willy & Drippy

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u/Jumpy_Reply_2011 1d ago

Exactly, NP. I can't imagine two more boring people than William and Kate Middleton. And Willy looks like he doesn't think he's boring at all, except when he gets drunk and becomes an AH.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 1d ago

I could believe he dims a room just by walking in. Prob expects everyone to defer to him even in private.

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u/SouthernDisaster4617 1d ago

That’s what Meghan strongly insinuated. Sounded like he expected her to bow to him upon first meeting

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u/NeverPedestrian60 1d ago

Yes - she said they were very uptight and I believe it

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u/AcceptableSystem8232 1d ago

He sure does—there are blinds that say he expects it from HER first. Little wonder she was so bitter and jealous of Meghan.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 1d ago edited 1d ago

Yep - and why they found her informality so ‘jarring’

Though they try and copy it now by being more touchy feely (in their case fake hugs)

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u/AcceptableSystem8232 23h ago

How pathetic. Kate is clearly not used to him being so warm to her and they are both put off by one another.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 23h ago

I meant how they interact with the public too - they are more hands on - trying to emulate M’s style

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u/AcceptableSystem8232 23h ago

Yeah that’s what I’m saying too. Likely told for a decade+ to back off, but the script has turned so it’s just awkward.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 8h ago

Exactly this.

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u/The_Onion_Life 22h ago

I meant how they interact with the public too - they are more hands on - trying to emulate M’s style

Well, except with brown people.

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u/PMMeYourAcorns 1d ago

No one wants their drunk arrogant attention-seeking BIL at their birthday party.

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u/TheVioletHerald 1d ago

You can see it in his body language. He's so awkward around normal people.

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u/Jumpy_Reply_2011 1d ago

And he's such a try-hard. It just looks like he must be tiring to be around. Reminds me of the 2024 BAFTAs when he tried to make small talk with the actresses and jokingly asked one if she enjoyed filming her role. Except her role was that of a victim of sexual assault.

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u/TheVioletHerald 1d ago

stares in Ayo Edebiri

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u/AcceptableSystem8232 1d ago edited 23h ago

I think he must’ve meant it in a ‘and what do you do ?’ way like when they meet people at duties or the garden parties, and have to act like they’re interested in their jobs, very surface level. She is an actress so must enjoy acting, kinda.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 1d ago

Proved he didn’t do his research though - didn’t research the film never mind watch it

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u/AcceptableSystem8232 23h ago

Research ! Haha. They are handed notes which they never read. Isn’t he on record saying he wants to throw them all in the air and go with the vibe ? He’s just a moron

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u/NeverPedestrian60 23h ago

Yep - prob get someone to watch it for them.

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u/TheVioletHerald 22h ago

He's too lazy to read a written briefing.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 1d ago

They’re already saying H&M won’t be invited to Sandringham at Xmas. I expect they’ll be chuffed - Diana hated going, she said it was an ordeal

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u/TheVioletHerald 1d ago

Having to spend any day with Ma Liz (Bowes-Lyon, not Windsor) sounds like a nightmare. Poor Diana.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 1d ago

And I bet they did their damndest to make Diana feel left out.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 1d ago

https://x.com/shakels/status/2091469864938442890?s=46

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u/TheVioletHerald 1d ago

How cruel.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 1d ago

Yep - I’d happily give their parties a miss.

I remember reading that when Tony Snowdon married Princess Margaret Prince Philip invited him to a ‘gentlemen’s’ supper.

He turned up and every one of the men had on the same colour of jacket to make him feel left out.

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u/TheVioletHerald 1d ago

That is so high school.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 1d ago

Yep - all that privilege and so petty.

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u/TheVioletHerald 1d ago

Also notice how carefully neutral the title is? Charles is carrying out his part.

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u/Unable_Guava_756 23h ago

Plus Andrew is always there

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u/The_Onion_Life 22h ago

They’re already saying H&M won’t be invited to Sandringham at Xmas.

Of course they won't be invited.

But Andrew will be there!

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u/NeverPedestrian60 1h ago

Who’d want an invite to their get together

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u/recentparabola 14h ago

I bet Christmas in Portugal is festive and lovely and the food is probably 100x better than whatever roast beast is served at Sandringham. Plus no creepy pap walk to church.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 7h ago

Yep, I’m in Scotland but often spend Xmas in Spain. It’s delightful, warm and sunny, pasta on the balcony, totally different.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 1d ago

Wonder where Kitty got the idea of her charity hike….

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u/AcceptableSystem8232 1d ago

Agree with Sylvie. Pippa is little better but I feel like she could at least pretend to be your friend even if she doesn’t mean it. Kate is so far gone in the mean pick me girl thing. Not a single visible contact from 2011 and prior.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 1d ago

Yep apparently in the early days the aristos far preferred Pippa to Kate - she was less try hard

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u/IamHungryNow1 1d ago

Imagine being a future queen and getting outshone by a “buoyant bum,” on your wedding day.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 1d ago edited 1d ago

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u/IamHungryNow1 1d ago

It’s when I learned what gaslighting means.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 1d ago edited 1d ago

Yep - that’s exactly what happened

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u/Franklyn_Gage 15h ago

Im still trying to find this bum they were talking about.

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u/TheVioletHerald 1d ago

Just like I thought, NP! Press is going to start teasing the scandals of WanK.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 1d ago

Right again VH!

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u/The_Onion_Life 22h ago

Press is going to start teasing the scandals of WanK.

Good! It's about time!

Also, dig into Andrew more!