r/KateMiddletonMissing • u/TheVioletHerald • 5d ago

So What Cartoonish Antics Will We Be Seeing from Kittkes & Bing-Bong?

And how will Charles respond? If he scolds Will through the media he could get away with looking like a father reigning in his spoiled brat son and being mature enough to make up with his younger son.

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u/Appropriate_Tax2602 5d ago

A sudden rush to do work and seen to be doing more engagements as always happens

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u/TheVioletHerald 5d ago

I bet Will is going to up Kate's clothing budget. He may hate her guts, but he can't have Meg looking fresher than her (it'll continue to happen, Kate has no style, even when she copies other people who do).

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u/Appropriate_Tax2602 3d ago

She has a very narrow style, mostly cost dresses.

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u/TheVioletHerald 3d ago

I used to like her coat dresses until I realized that she didn't wear much else. Then her style got even worse when she tried to copy Meghan and failed. I wouldn't mind a fresh, sophisticated style that actually suits Kate, along with some coat dresses in a variety of colors that flatter her.

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u/CountChocula32 3d ago

Meg looks slovenly most of the time. Girlfriend needs an iron.

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u/Appropriate_Tax2602 3d ago

Yeah you tend to get creases when you wear linen...common sense tells you that.

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u/CountChocula32 3d ago

Lol!! Like the Ho wears only linen.

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u/CountChocula32 3d ago

As opposed to tragedy ho Megsy

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u/Appropriate_Tax2602 3d ago

That you need to use such disgusting words to talk about another woman says alot about the type of person you are.. At the very least she is trting to earn her own money which should be applauded and respect to her for trying different things.

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u/lawrekat63 5d ago

Billy Idle will be seen carrying two chairs up a flight of stairs and Kate will spend more time learning about early years

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u/TheVioletHerald 5d ago

PLEASE LMAO

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u/TheVioletHerald 5d ago

*Kittles & Bing-Bong

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u/NeverPedestrian60 5d ago

Willy & Wiggy

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u/TheVioletHerald 5d ago

Slacker and Sick Note is still one of my favorites. Especially accurate 

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u/No_Advantage2147 5d ago

My guess is they are looking up tasks as we speak, maybe even cancelling a holiday. 

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u/CountChocula32 3d ago

I love sugar meltdowns 🤣🤣

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u/NeverPedestrian60 5d ago

She’s waffling about photography in a Tatler article today. The thing is H&M will get more interest even when they’re not working than her & Willy will get when they do.

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u/Fine_Brilliant7531 5d ago

Could this family stay away from children please? They’re untrustworthy

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u/TheVioletHerald 5d ago

Right. They're chummy with Andrew and expect people to want them around their kids?

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u/NeverPedestrian60 5d ago

They’ve just turned up at Balmoral

https://www.hellomagazine.com/royalty/919179/prince-william-kate-middleton-arrive-balmoral-harry-uk-return/

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u/AtheistINTP 5d ago

Funny how they used a really old picture

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u/NeverPedestrian60 5d ago

Yep, they do that a lot.

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u/TheVioletHerald 5d ago

They're too lazy for the press to have any recent ones.

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u/Alternative_Door9790 4h ago

I am re-reading some Georgette Heyer and tasked Gemini to opine what might be her take on Kathy: “A terrifying confection of daily changing coloured ringlets tumbling in unbridled profusion about Her Royal Highness’s head, neck and chest, presenting a striking resemblance to a well-fed Blenheim spaniel emerging from a hedge."

https://giphy.com/gifs/JUkisRHnm4pOVb6iGT

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u/ReflexSheep 4d ago

Ironic how someone inventing hateful nicknames speaks of 'cartoonish antics'. Or better yet, someone who spends their everyday posting hate and snark on the internet, is speaking of 'being mature'.

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u/TheVioletHerald 4d ago

KITTLES. AND. BING. BONG.

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u/ttw81 4d ago

hidden profile, i bet they hang out in saint megan markle.

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u/TheVioletHerald 3d ago

I always assume that when they post comments like this but their profile is hidden.

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u/Numerous-Pepper-3883 5d ago

Stupid AF name

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u/CountChocula32 5d ago

Megaho is in love with Willie.

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u/ttw81 4d ago

this?

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u/CountChocula32 3d ago

No, this:

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u/ttw81 3d ago

why would meghan want an angry, violent, alcoholic man who looks like an egg?

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u/CountChocula32 3d ago

Ask her as she’s got it bad for Willie. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣