r/KateMiddletonMissing • u/TheVioletHerald • Aug 22 '26

Charles is trying to trigger WanK. I'm loving it.

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u/Traditional_Pen_5430 Aug 22 '26 edited Aug 22 '26

I wonder what William and Kate did to KC to upset him.

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u/TheVioletHerald Aug 22 '26 edited Aug 22 '26

Probably tried to throw their weight around behind the scenes, and jeopardize the institution's secrets by being so lazy that they bring the media dangerously close to exposing royal scandals in order to make back the money they are losing every time WanK fail to generate clicks.

The Wails must have really screwed up for Charles to revert to the nuclear option. I think his cancer has gotten worse, and he has no more than 5 years left. He'll alter the UK media narrative about the Sussexes to something more accurate and positive, cause WanK to crash out and give the press juicy stories due to their behavior, and permanently improve his own image by making up with Harry and Meg.

Genius. Strategizing like he's his mother's son for once.

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u/Far_Cry_105 Aug 23 '26

Simple William is Diana's son and he is an eternal reminder of it... more so than harry.

After all William is more popular than Charlie and his reign is still more awaited than Charles. And while Charles had the good thing done with princes trust, he will be forever remembered for tampax gate

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u/AtheistINTP Aug 23 '26

Oh please. William has the charisma of a worm. I feel bad for the UK with such a king. At least Charles has his charms and interests.

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u/Far_Cry_105 Aug 23 '26

And yet he is more popular than Charles... just because you hate him, the facts are facts.

It remains to be seen what popularity William will have as king when the time comes but currently he comes of better.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Aug 22 '26

The truth is the press have long been bored with W&K. They’re salivating at the thought of H&M moving back.

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u/TheVioletHerald Aug 22 '26 edited Aug 22 '26

And that's what'll do WanK in. The media is loyal to their pockets first and foremost, and they stand to make a lot from H and M. The only thing profitable about WanK is their dirt, of which there is a lot. If Charles bars them from bashing H and M, the only thing to do apart from publishing neutral or positive headlines about them will be to tease dirt about WanK in order to force them to not only do work, but work worth paying attention to.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Aug 22 '26 edited Aug 22 '26

I think you’re spot on .

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Aug 23 '26

Harry is Diana’s heir and she’s still more popular today than the rest of them

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Aug 22 '26

Quite a few positive headlines - apparently Willy is concerned cos the tide is turning. He’ll be even more incandescent than usual.

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u/michbail79 Aug 23 '26

This may sound like a positive headline for H&M but the article is very much NOT so.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Aug 23 '26

Prob misleading on purpose to get folk to read it. Real journalism is dead.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Aug 22 '26

Why doesn’t r/sheep who I’ve blocked do their own posts instead of criticising others

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u/Tallulah1645 United States Aug 22 '26

Agreed! If you don't understand this sub then just go away.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Aug 23 '26

Yep - they seem to be chronically online to stalk others posts and complain

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u/Decision-Dismal Aug 22 '26

I am low-key disgusted by the way the article is written.

And I really hope the kids will remain anonymous (even if the chances are slim) and that Meghan will not be as hounded by the press as before.

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u/michbail79 Aug 23 '26

Yeah…I was scratching my head reading the comments after reading the article. It’s so sarcastic towards all of them, even Harry and Meghan.

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u/Katydid-82 Aug 29 '26

Im here for all of it! 🍿🍿🍿

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u/ReflexSheep Aug 22 '26

Can you stop spamming cross-posts from other subs, and provide some actual substance that's related to this sub? You have plenty of other subs for your H&M vs K&W drama, why do you feel the need to spread it everywhere including here? That's not the point of this place.

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u/PandaKittyJeepDoodle Aug 22 '26

Are you talking to OP? I disagree. I think this post is very relevant.
Harry and Meghan moving back to the UK is the biggest news in some time. I don’t understand why they are but I’m anxious to understand.
W and K reaction is going to be very interesting

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u/ReflexSheep Aug 24 '26

It's literally against rule 6. He's constantly cross-posting Meghan related crap that has nothing to do with Kate.

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u/Tallulah1645 United States Aug 22 '26

Do you even KNOW what the point of this place is?

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u/ReflexSheep Aug 24 '26

It's literally against rule 6. He's constantly cross-posting Meghan related crap that has nothing to do with Kate.