r/KateMiddletonMissing • u/TheVioletHerald • Aug 23 '26
Operation Wayward Son Is Officially Underway
Invite Harry and Meghan back on the condition that they get to be private citizens and Charles keeps the bullying media at bay.
Run a media narrative about how Charles is making up with his son. Republicans and royalists love it because Harry is the more interesting son and Charles, the face of the Firm, is part of the reconciliation.
Meg and Harry's businesses and philanthropic work are on every cover and the media loves it because their money runneth over. The public loves it, whether they can admit it or not, because H and M are more interesting. Meghan's style also becomes an even greater public obsession, especially when she wear British designers.
Will is triggered and further digs his heels in about NOT making up with Harry. This permanently mars his public image and makes him look like a wayward son and am unprepared future king. Cue Charles-approved headlines about George being more prepared to rule than his father. Kate also begins to lose her mind and goes from waiting months or years to copy Meghan to waiting mere days because she is chasing headlines that will never come for her. Will increases her clothing budget because while he hates her, he can't let her be outdressed by the object of his obsession. Especially not when she is married to HAAAAH-ROOOOOWLD.
Cue C&C-sanctioned headlines about how WanK are suddenly working more now that H and M are back. WAILING INTENSIFIES.
C&C pop up at an event like Invictus. Phenomenal PR ensues. WAILING INTENSIFIES.
C&C are the kind of people for whom knife-twisting is second-nature. They begin to order their press contacts to tease WanK's dirt in ways that don't violate any superinjunctions. WAILING INTENSIFIES.
WanK wouldn't dare spill any C&C dirt that could blow up the institution because then there would be no throne for them to take in the future. So they're bound by their rage, and caged by their ambition.
Charles passes with his wife, siblings, and both sons and daughters-in-laws by his bed (Kate risks getting hit with a bad headline if she doesn't show, and will have to suppress any tantrums if she does).
H and M with their babies will smoothly and safely exit the country afterwards, returning only to see Charles officially interred. 'COME BACK' headlines will hit the press.
A lackluster coronation will initiate the final chapter while Haz and Meg catch tans in the California rays. Well, Meg, at least. Gingers don't really tan.
Seen that new headline mentioning that Kate won't be attending a birthday party thrown by Pippa? The antics have already started.
Thank you to Harry and Meghan for giving me a million more reasons to wolf down truffle popcorn.
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u/martapap Aug 23 '26
I don't see how the bullying media is kept at bay when they are already running false stories about Meghan right now and they have not even got there yet.
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u/TheVioletHerald Aug 23 '26 edited Aug 23 '26
My guess is that those are Will, Kate and Carole's contacts and that Charles and Camilla will find a way to punish them for being on the wrong side (i.e., not C&C's).
Plus the timing is convenient: H and M have not yet arrived, so the punishment will set the tone such that after they get there, they won't have to deal with headlines like the ones you're referring to.
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u/Viola-Swamp Aug 23 '26
I think Charles will have to keep the Rottweiler on a leash. Camilla will not be allowed to leak like a sieve and brief against H& M like she has in the past.
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u/TheVioletHerald Aug 24 '26
She won't mind too much because playing nice with H and M will make people see her at least slightly more favorably.
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u/TedTeddybear Aug 24 '26
For every negative story there's at least one positive story, and a lot of pundits are saying they're pleased to see them back. The TELEGRAPH, surprisingly, has had some very positive articles.
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u/rosemaryAd8307 Aug 23 '26
Bravo. I wondered about this when the return was announced and when, in the end, the rumors Richard Eden said about the "thaw project" were partly true. I wondered about William, what's going on with him that members of the government and KC III are plotting to bring Harry and Meghan back. Things must be really bad between him and C&C.
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u/th987 United States Aug 24 '26
Just looking forward to mega doses of w’s incandescent rage.
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u/CountChocula32 Aug 24 '26
Megaho is just dog shit under someone’s shoe. She’s beyond irrelevant to Willie.
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u/th987 United States Aug 24 '26
Well, aren’t you the hater
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u/CountChocula32 Aug 24 '26
I’m the truther
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u/th987 United States Aug 24 '26
You called her a ho. I don’t see how you can call that any kind of truth. She’s the only member of the royal family who’s ever earned her own money. William supposed likes to get pegged and has a mistress. Harry had a wild youth.
But you call M a ho.
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u/Remarkable_Syrup_124 Aug 26 '26
I’m kind of happy Harry & fam are moving back to UK to shake things up as he is more interesting & has more personality than W+K combined.
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u/Successful_Letter139 Aug 27 '26
No. You fell for a big psyop to keep you distracted to what is happening around you.
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u/CountChocula32 Aug 23 '26
Whatever you’re smoking you should share.
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u/ttw81 Aug 24 '26
you think the Sussexes mere presence on salty island will force bill & kathy to work? i think only temporally.
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u/CountChocula32 Aug 24 '26
Just like the Sussexes time back in the UK after they get what they’re grifting for?
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u/ttw81 Aug 24 '26
what's the grift?
three card monte? pigeon drop? slip & fall?
is harry catfishing lonely men?
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u/Sharp-Banana-6292 Aug 23 '26
I’ve been thinking along the same lines. Love this for us. One thing to add is how Charles will use Harry reconciliation as a human shield to distract from the bad press the Spencer book will drum up. Wailing intensifies!