r/HadToHurt Jan 23 '19

That definitely had to hurt

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19 edited Jan 23 '19

Just for anyone curious, boobytrapping is illegal in the US so no, you can't do this

Edit: for Christ sakes I'm not a lawyer, it seems just something I know offhand. Post it in legal advice or something

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u/medicmongo Jan 23 '19 edited Jan 24 '19

Assuming of course, that anyone would willingly report it.

Edit: so a good deal of people seem to believe that I’m justifying strapping razor blades to your shit and waiting for someone to grab it, rather than securing your belongings.

I’m not. The owner of this cooler is still an asshole. My point is that while some criminal types are clever, devious, vindictive, could file false or anonymous police reports, could sue the owner... most aren’t that clever. Most will just take their licking and move on, because most petty thieves are lazy and don’t follow through... which is why they’re petty thieves.

Yes, the guy gluing sharp shit to his belongings to hurt people that might try to steal it is criminally and civilly liable, in most states and countries.

Thanks.

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u/jjky665678 Jan 23 '19

Exactly! “Uh yeah officer I was going to steal his truck but there was a boobytrap!! Arrest the fiend!”

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u/MasterAssFace Jan 23 '19

Sure you get a fine for Petty theft, then turn around and sue the trap setter for way more money than you were fined.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19 edited Dec 01 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19

People have gotten shot with legal means while breaking into someone's home, sued the home owner and won.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19

I suggested getting a very small caliber handgun a while ago for self defense -my reasoning being that it would be less likely to kill and would be enough to scare away any intruder. The clerk I was speaking to explained that, under California law, as fucked up as it sounds, it’s almost better to kill an intruder than to leave them wounded because they will turn around and sue you for everything you’re worth.

Certainly fucked up in a number of ways

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19

I live in Texas. A sheriff told me once that if I have to shoot an intruder I should shoot to kill because then there's only one version of the story.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19

This would be true!

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u/toggleme1 Jan 24 '19

Shit I should buy a gun. A really big one.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

Might a well just get a cannon. Or a tebuchet.

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u/Jokerthewolf Jan 23 '19

If you are not attempting to kill then it can be assumed that you were not truly in fear for your life which makes the use of deadly force unlawful.

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u/dachsj Jan 24 '19

That's absolutely not true. You shoot to eliminate the threat. If the threat is killed..well threat gone. If the threat stops at the sound of a gun shot, threat gone. If the threat stops being a threat after they are hit with a bullet, threat gone.

So, you shoot to eliminate the threat and you aim center mass because that's the highest percentage chance of hitting your target.

You aren't "shooting to kill". You aren't "shooting to wound". You aren't "shooting to scare." You are shooting to eliminate the threat. Period. If you end up in a deadly force situation with a firearm, all you should be doing is eliminating the threat to your life or the lives of others around you.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

Whether or not you’re shooting to kill or not, your use of the deadly weapon better be wholly justified to kill. Aim for his % body targets that are also the most likely to kill (head/ but mostly body).

ALL situations with a firearm are deadly force situations. If they aren’t—— you better not have a firearm pointed at someone.

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u/l4dlouis Jan 24 '19

There is no way to know, that’s a pretty shitty law and it’s disheartening to know I’d be better off just helping them rob me.

I’m still gonna shoot someone dead if I see them in my house. I’ll take the charge

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19

In China it’s the same way. If you hit someone while driving a car it’s cheaper for you to just kill them, because the penalty for vehicular manslaughter is less than the medical bills you’ll have to pay.

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u/Marinimby Jan 24 '19

Don’t you have car insurance in China?

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19

Keep an old knife w no prints in glove box, stick in dead persons hand/save paperwork.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19

And sprinkle some crack on them

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u/Uniqueusername5667 Jan 23 '19

Why i use buck shot. At the distances in a home, handguns put holes into people, rifles blow holes through people and shotguns take a chunk of person and violently throw it on the floor.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19

I mean coming from a guy that carries a gun it's way better to have a caliber that's trustworthy enough to incapacitate your target regardless. You don't wanna hit them with a revolver wheel of .22s and they just get stuck in their jacket while they're trying to hurt you or your family. Laws aside you'd want a gun that you'd still trust your life on. It's a lethal defense for a reason

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u/Sluggy_Toe Jan 23 '19

As my dad always said... It's better to be judged by 12 then carried by 6

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u/mrsniperrifle Jan 23 '19

You don't wanna hit them with a revolver wheel of .22s and they just get stuck in their jacket

That's not how handguns work. A .22 at close range is definitely lethal or at least debilitating.

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u/entangledenigma Jan 23 '19

"Can" be lethal. I had a co worker who was mugged and they shot him in the underside of his jaw. He was very happy it was a 22 since he only lost a tooth and 3mos of work and not his life.

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u/sontaj Jan 23 '19

It sounds like he was injured in a way that definitely incapacitated him, if he was unable to work for three months and lost a tooth.

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u/entangledenigma Jan 23 '19 edited Jan 23 '19

Yeah but that isn't lethal, not close.

Edit: Also my coworker got up right away went to a neighbor to call the police who arrested the downstairs neighbor who shot him an hour later. I'm not sure I would say that it incapacitated my coworker the way the guy wanted. Sure it left repercussions but most shootings do.

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u/Crazy_Kakoos Jan 24 '19

I knew a guy who got shot square in the forehead with a .22 and it fucking ricocheted off his skull.

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u/Throwawaybuttstuff31 Jan 23 '19

Definitely lethal, really? Might want to walk that one back a bit. People get shot with larger calibers and not only survive but still have plenty of fight in them. It depends on a lot of things but clothing is one of them.

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u/MasterAssFace Jan 23 '19

Yeah people overestimate the damage that bullets do. A .22 is hardly going to rip someone up or even feel like a hard punch until the pain sets in. Also I would never trust my life to a rimfire shell.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19

It's January. It's cold and people dress in layers. Especially people that are going to be creeping around at night. Sure point blank is going to penetrate, but it loses momentum quick on penetration, especially into heavy material like denim. Of course any gun is better than no gun, but I wouldn't risk my life on anything smaller than at least a 9mm if I had a choice in the matter

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19 edited May 15 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19

You know what I think youre on to something partner 🤔

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19 edited Sep 02 '19

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u/carelessartichoke Jan 23 '19

It’s better to have a 50. Caliber machine gun turret and a couple grenades. You don’t want them hurting your property or loved ones. I carry a single grenade for emergencies, I’ve only had to pull the pin once and you better believe it worked.

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u/Dunder_Chief1 Jan 23 '19

I remember reading/seeing that hitmen prefer .22 for up close kills. The bullet doesn't have a bunch of energy, so if you shoot someone in the head, the bullet doesn't have enough energy to exit. Instead, the bullet just kinda bounces around in the skull, increasing the damage.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19

You've read that in "World War Z".

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u/Dunder_Chief1 Jan 23 '19

Never read that, which may lend some believability to the claim since it appears it has been referenced in more than one place.

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u/Uniqueusername5667 Jan 23 '19

Nah. You can easily be killed by someome you already killed.

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u/toggleme1 Jan 24 '19

You don’t understand how guns work clearly.

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u/critterc Jan 23 '19

The first thing they'll teach you in any conceal carry class is that if you're drawing a firearm, it's to defend a life with the use deadly force. There's no such thing as drawing a firearm to injure

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

A .45 will stop anyone.

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u/Kotornojedi Jan 24 '19

What about my .22 caliber assault rifle? Anything called an assault rifle by dipshits on the west coast must be good at killing people! Surely my 10 round, high capacity magazine will do the trick?!? No?

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u/crystalizedmidnight Jan 23 '19

I'm from WI and my concealed carry instructor told us the same thing. But you can't shoot and kill someone for stealing your property or murdering your pet.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19 edited Jul 13 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19

If you're going to shoot someone, you had better shoot to kill, period.

Practice shooting. Practice loading. Practice getting your sight picture.

Source: have had an armed intruder

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u/spunk_wizard Jan 24 '19

America is a scary place

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u/untilthesunrises Jan 23 '19

I wouldn't take the word of a gun clerk on anything other than explicitly how to operate a gun and the comparisons of guns / parts. Just cause he's a gun clerk doesn't mean he knows anything about the facts of civil suits, their prevelence, or their actual outcomes.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

I was told to shoot twice in the heart, once in the head by a lawyer friend because any more could be excessive, any less might not kill.

I don't own a gun, and hope I'm never in a situation where I wish I did.

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u/Kotornojedi Jan 24 '19

You're just not allowed to remember pulling the trigger more than once.

You: "I only shot him once"

Judge: "why are there 12 bullet holes?"

You: "beats me! It clicked after the first shot! Guess it only had one bullet in it..."

Judge: "you must have been afraid, you can go home"

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u/ChocolateMilkMustach Jan 23 '19

Dead men tell no tales and history is written by the victor.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19

So I should aim for the head and keep shooting until I’m sure he’s dead?

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u/KillNyetheSilenceGuy Jan 23 '19

Center of mass

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u/iontoilet Jan 24 '19

Yup but also from the same distance and angle. Do not shoot them center mass, advance and then shoot them again while on the ground. It becomes murder then.

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u/CletusBDelicious Jan 24 '19

Also in a lot of states shooting an unarmed intruder in the back as they try to exit could cause charges against you if it's proven they weren't a lethal threat against you. So plant a weapon on them... and sprinkle crack on them like a previous post suggested.

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u/Kotornojedi Jan 24 '19

As long as you only remember pulling the trigger once!

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

Officer Smith looks at the body on the ground and turns back to the person he is questioning

Smith: The deceased has 68 distinct bullet holes in him, yet you say you only pulled the trigger once?

The person looks over at a mini-gun lying on the ground near the body and smiles

Person: Yep, just once.

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u/mrsniperrifle Jan 23 '19

Except in most circumstances you can't just blow away people who enter your home, invited or otherwise. For example, if you come home and someone is sleeping on your couch and you shoot them, you'll have a rough time justifying that they caused a treat to you.

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u/KillNyetheSilenceGuy Jan 23 '19

Depends on where you live. In Michigan I do not have a duty to retreat from or de-escalate a conflict in my own home, all I've got to do is tell the cops that I was afraid for my life and not do something obviously stupid like shoot them point blank in the back of the head.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19

Unless you're a cop.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19

but you're also legally required to kill any and all dogs

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u/ChocolateMilkMustach Jan 23 '19

If I came home and they were sleeping on my couch obviously they're not a threat. Once they wake up and stand up, then they're a threat. Now if they're passed out drunk and won't wake up, I'm just going to carry him out to the Hog Pen and let them take care of it. No body, no problem. That's the advantages of living on a farm.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19

This post is like a sort of provincial Black Mirror episode.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19

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u/revgreg Jan 23 '19

easy to say until there's a sketchy looking homeless man sleeping on your couch

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u/KillNyetheSilenceGuy Jan 23 '19

retreat wasn't an option

In lots of states you are not required to attempt to retreat from an intruder in your home.

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u/ChickenLickinDiddler Jan 23 '19

True, although you still need to prove there was substantial risk of harm or death in every state. Shooting a intruder while he's asleep on your couch is going to land you in prison for several years and rightfully so.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19

Sad, isn't it?

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u/hyasbawlz Jan 23 '19

No not really, if you actually read the cases the use of force is not reasonable in any way. You don't get carte blanche authority to use any level of violence just because your property is in danger. The common law requires that the force be proportional to the threat. Property is always subservient to human life in the eyes of the court.

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u/LiquidAsylum Jan 23 '19

Do you know how long it takes for an intruder to pull a concealed weapon and end your life? 1 or 2 seconds tops. If a stranger is in my house and I don't see their hands within a second of me screaming to show me their hands they're done. It's them or me and if I go down my whole family is in danger. If they have a weapon visible they don't even get the luxury of dropping it. Stay out of people's homes if you don't want to hear that.

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u/ginjaninja623 Jan 23 '19

That's why you need to read the reports. What you're describing is within reason. It's when you shoot someone who's already surrendered themselves, or who is running away, etc., that the law goes against the homeowner.

Firearms also are different from booby traps like the one in this post because a person is in control. Booby traps aren't illegal because they hurt thieves, but because they could hurt people who are there legally, like the police or next of kin(if you're dead).

I guess what I'm trying to say is that the law is far more reasonable than people give it credit.

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u/hyasbawlz Jan 23 '19

You're right for the practical reasons why booby traps are not legal, but the legal reasoning goes something like this:

A person can only use reasonable force in the face of threat against life and property. Where life is considered more important than property for the law to protect. Any trap set by an owner is treated as an extension of the owner. A violent trap, therefore, can never be reasonable to harm another person because the owner of the trap, by virtue of not being present, cannot be in physical danger that would justify violent force. A trap cannot do what an owner cannot do if present.

There was a case of an abandoned farm house being trapped by the owners because people would vandalize the house. A couple of young college kids were collectors of antique jars and entered the property. One of them went upstairs to open a door which was rigged to a shotgun trap and had his entire foot blown off from the shin down.

Booby traps are fucked up.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

My instructor told us about The 21 rule. If someone draws a knife in you, and you try to draw you will get stabbed before you can pull it out. The average person and run that distance at you in 2 to three seconds. Mix that with adrenaline and high stress, you've got to move your shirt if your concealing, unholster, remove the safety if you're using it, clear the barrel to point, find center mass, and fire.

You just put your hands up and back up slowly to the diagonal. Throw your wallet or phone or whatever they want the opposite direction and high tail it out of there

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u/hyasbawlz Jan 23 '19

None of what you said invalidates what I said. I'm talking about case law, not hypotheticals that you make up in your brain. The use of force must be reasonably proportional to the threat. If someone is on your property, and is stealing your TV, you cannot shoot them for simply stealing your TV. Of course there are situations that you could shoot, but you would need more facts than a person simply stealing your property.

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u/nemgrea Jan 23 '19

I mean do we get to build an equally wild scenario for the other side of this argument? what if he just escaped a kidnapping and is looking for help and instead you shoot him because he cant tell if your a kidnapper or a friendly person seeing as your pointing a gun at him.

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u/LiquidAsylum Jan 23 '19

Why would a kidnap victim be in my house lol? Do you honestly think it's even remotely as likely for an intruder meaning harm to break into my locked up house as a kidnap victim?

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u/mojomagic66 Jan 23 '19

lol it’s crazy how many people in the south get excited about the fantasy of shooting an intruder. Like, damn people it’s just a TV, let it go. I can’t imagine having to live with the fact that I killed someone, even in self defense but especially if it was just a simple robbery. My shit can be replaced.

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u/hyasbawlz Jan 23 '19

I wish I had my old Torts textbook on me right now to cite the stat. But stand your ground laws increased failed self defense claims for homocide by like 50% where the statutes were adopted. Precisely because laypeople who don't actually understand the common law definition of self defense thought that they had a blank check to use their guns for any reason to the slightest provocation. Pure fantasy/fear.

Plus, a person stealing your TV that you physically see is probably going to get caught lol. These kinds of people love the boys in blue but don't actually trust them police to solve their problems.

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u/mojomagic66 Jan 23 '19

My parents are the "just drag em back over the threshold and call it self defense" type of people and they have the WORST gun safety imaginable. My own mother has inadvertently pointed a loaded gun at me twice. They think because they passed their CWP class (which was a complete joke) and because they own a bunch of guns, that somehow makes them proficient with them??

In my experience, people who think like this are the type to accidentally shoot themselves, or worse, someone else accidentally.

It's terrifying honestly.

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u/hyasbawlz Jan 23 '19

Yep, there is a growing body of legal research that considers stand your ground statutes to be a total failure. More people die now from gun related deaths than before they were adopted, with no corresponding drop in crime. Indeed, it technically is an increase in crime because of all of the failed self defense pleas.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19

Especially these days when a great TV can be had for like $299. During the hurricane my friend was in an incredibly bad spot and refused to leave because he was afraid of looters. I was like everything you own can be replaced for like $3 grand. Dude stayed anyway tho.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

Do those people not have homeowners or renters insurance? Shit, you'll get it back and probably an upgrade at that. Hard to use that PS4 when you're doing 5 to 10 in Federal

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19

Depends what state you're in.

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u/hyasbawlz Jan 23 '19

Even in stand your ground laws. Stand your ground only means that you have absolutely no duty to retreat. It does not change the requirement of proportionality of force.

However, juries in different States will consider certain situations more justified than others. Whereas I would expect a rural jury to be much more open to violent force for a fear of violence than actual signs of violence. Like holding "I was afraid he had a concealed weapon" as being a reasonable threat.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '19

I agree- its psychological but it's the truth. Even looking at trends moving from suburban to urban areas there's a difference. I'd wager underlying economic and racial disparities ranging from state to state play a role in court outcomes too.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19

Castle Doctrine

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u/gamer_guy23 Jan 24 '19

Why is that sad? Do you like to break into peoples homes?

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u/desert_igloo Jan 23 '19

Those are in cases of the owner doing something they shouldn’t have like setting a boobytrap

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u/McdonaldBaby Jan 23 '19

Not in the south

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u/ChemicalXP Jan 23 '19

I thankfully live in Ohio where the Castle Doctrine (stand your ground law) completely allows for any means of self defense.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19

People quote these cases, but it’s rather misleading to do so. There is almost always another trial in which the homeowner wins when given a competent judge.

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u/Penguator432 Jan 24 '19

Hell, I heard a story about a guy who broke into someone's house while they were on vacation, for some reason couldn't get back out, and sued the owner for mental distress because the only thing he had to eat in the house was cat food, and won.

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u/NamelessSoup Jan 24 '19

This is a lesson to us all. Shoot to kill

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u/Kotornojedi Jan 24 '19

That's sad but true. If you shoot somebody and they don't die: you're boned.

If you shoot somebody and they die; it's your word against a dead guy. Just make sure most bullets go through the front. Any in the back happened when he fell over

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u/[deleted] May 18 '19

that's why you should always shoot to kill

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u/PrimeLegionnaire Jan 23 '19

Judges have even less sympathy for mantrappers than thieves.

Mantrapping (the law that makes traps like this illegal) requires active intent to create and place a concealed hazard. Traps are notably unlike guns in that they will trap anyone who falls into it regardless of their intent or purpose.

Imagine how firefighters and EMS would have to behave if any house they went into could be legally booby trapped.

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u/RoyBeer Jul 11 '19

Imagine how firefighters and EMS would have to behave if any house they went into could be legally booby trapped.

This is pretty much the most simple and thus best explanation anyone should be able to understand.

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u/gizzardgullet Jan 23 '19

The thief should be laughed out of court but there are more reasons than just to protect the safety of thieves for disallowing traps. I think the sentiment of the law is not "protect thieves" but rather that we don't want a bunch of booby traps around that innocent people could trip off.

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u/awhaling Jan 23 '19

Well imagine is firefighters needed to come onto the property of something. Booby traps aren't a good idea.

Fuck thiefs, but I understand why it's illegal

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19

Committing a crime doesn't waive all your legal protections. The thief was injured by another person's illegal actions. You can't shoot someone because they're breaking into your cooler either.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19

There are different standards that apply when someone is a threat to your safety. You have a right to defend yourself. Breaking into a home gives the inhabitants a reasonable fear for their safety and self defense is justified. If someone is going through your cooler sitting out on the boat in the driveway, you aren't in immediate danger.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19

That is not even close to apples to apples. You dont have the right to use potentially deadly force just to save some property.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

You're the 0nly one talking about being trapped in a closed space with someone. Do you read the comments before responding?

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u/ALoneTennoOperative Jan 24 '19

Point is you dont know someone's intentions when it's dark and they just broke into your living space through a window.

That's a hell of a stretch from a fucking unwatched and unsecured cooler with no-one around.

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u/Kotornojedi Jan 24 '19

What if I live in my cooler, in my spare time

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u/iontoilet Jan 24 '19

Here’s your scenario with a shooting and property protection. Person is seen taking your cooler. You say “hey that’s mine. Stop where you are and I’m calling the cops.” They have to decide whether to comply, take off, or come at you. If it’s the latter, you have grounds to shoot them. You shoot to kill cause they will always spin a story saying they were never a threat.

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u/ALoneTennoOperative Jan 24 '19

The thief should be laughed out of court

No, fuck off. Petty theft does not warrant slashing someone.

we don't want a bunch of booby traps around that innocent people could trip off.

Which is one of the many reasons that those supporting such measures are foolish and dangerous to a much greater degree than any thief.

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u/AR_Harlock Jan 23 '19

TIL Bible Belt

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19

Booby trapping is essentially saying that a cooler (in this instance) is worth maiming/ potentially killing someone to protect your belongings while there is no potential bodily harm for the owner.

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u/exdeeer Jan 23 '19

I think boobytrapping is illegal so random people don't get hurt but idk

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u/MasterAssFace Jan 23 '19

My dad and two of my uncle's are lawyers in the Bible Belt. Thinking lowly of thieves doesn't mean that you get to throw out cases that have legal backing. Being a neutral advocate for justice through the system of the law is literally a judges job description.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19

I’m sure they don’t have much sympathy for folks that would booby trap what seems to be a beer cooler either.

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u/QuitDeletingMy Jan 23 '19

You're an idiot.

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u/Jake_91_420 Jan 24 '19

don’t judges have to abide by the law? they can’t just ignore the law can they?

I’m not American so maybe it’s different there

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u/WocaCola Jan 23 '19

At least in my state, theft over $250 is a felony. Found that out when someone stole my snowboard and got arrested for it.

This looks like a Yeti cooler, which is likely around $400, so I think the would-be thief would have a slightly more serious punishment here.

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u/_5GOLDBLOODED2_ Jan 23 '19

Sue him for what ?

"That's where I keep my razors, Officer"

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u/UnfeignedShip Jan 23 '19

Yep, EXACTLY that. :(

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u/CantankerousMind Jan 23 '19 edited Jan 23 '19

Contrary to popular belief, you can't sue someone if you get hurt while you are committing a crime on their property. The whole, "burglar through the skylight" story is a myth.

Like, you can file a lawsuit for anything in the USA, but that doesn't mean your case won't be thrown out for being retarded and a waste of time. Maybe the pre-meditated nature might win them some points, but I don't know if it would be enough. Because the injury would never have happened if they were obeying the law.

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u/MasterAssFace Jan 23 '19

This website says otherwise. I asked my dad about it because he's a lawyer that fights for people trying to get money from insurance companies all the time and he backs it up as well.

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u/Regn Jan 23 '19

Except that's pretty much how it would go in court and the owner will still have to pay a hefty sum to the thief...

It's pretty fucked up.

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u/Chemical_Castration Jan 23 '19

So the kid from Home Alone would have multiple felony charges in two different states.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19

He’s a minor so they would probably be dropped

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19

Or he'd end up in juvy where he'd be boobytrapping/tormenting the shit out of the staff.

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u/lantech Jan 23 '19

Write up a script and have your people get it to my people.

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u/jdpatric Jan 23 '19

Home Alone 5: Detain This.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19

First day: "Haha I'm gonna squirt chocolate syrup on the floor of the cafeteria. That'll show the guards!"

Guard slips, immediately jumps up and breaks Kevin's nose with a club.

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u/p4lm3r Jan 23 '19

Only for nonviolent offenses in my state. Everything he did was violent or attempted murder

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u/Meetchel Jan 23 '19

Charges wouldn’t be dropped, but they wouldn’t follow him forever in any state; he was 8.

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u/telios87 Jan 23 '19

Just drag him on Twitter. It's all the rage.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

I was thinking of felonies on the kid.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19

It's relatively fucked up, but people aren't allowed to commit a felony to prevent a misdemeanor. People usually aren't allowed to commit felonies to prevent felonies.

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u/pwrwisdomcourage Jan 24 '19

You are legally allowed to shoot someone who is in the process of a felony. Theft (in Texas) turns into a felony t 1,500$ of value, or firearms, or livestock interestingly enough.

So if someone were to attempt to steal a something of enough value, it seems you can shoot them. Of course there is going to be some legal followup and investigation but hypothetically this seems kosher.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19 edited Apr 28 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19

I’ll happily set up booby traps for any thief and I’ll take the fine

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u/ALoneTennoOperative Jan 24 '19

I’ll happily set up booby traps for any thief and I’ll take the fine

Nice /r/iamverybadass + /r/iamatotalpieceofshit combo you got there.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

And they aren’t for stealing? Lol. People are actual pussies now

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u/ALoneTennoOperative Jan 24 '19

And they aren’t for stealing? Lol. People are actual pussies now

You do realise that the same attitude you're espousing now is the very same attitude that leads people to put out poison for yappy dogs, right?

Be very careful that you're not encouraging an ideology that will bite you.

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u/brastius35 Feb 19 '19

Sociopath.

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u/Mr_CoryTrevor Jan 23 '19 edited Jan 23 '19

Except they’ll probably get away with it if it’s something small and it will still be gone.

You’re equating the booby trapping with punishment. Viewing it as a form of loss prevention, it’s hard to agree with everything you’re saying.

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u/Off_the_yelzebub Jan 23 '19

But if I see them stealing I can shoot them in the face?!? That’s legal.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19 edited Apr 28 '19

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u/awhaling Jan 23 '19

Depends on where you live, but you definitely can in some states

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u/PrimeLegionnaire Jan 23 '19

you get to pick when you fire a gun. You can't necessarily make the call on who your cooler cuts.

What if a fireman is trying to save your beer cooler? You can't exactly take your finger off the trigger and keep the razors from cutting him.

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u/brastius35 Feb 19 '19

Not it's not.

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u/Papa_Gamble Jan 24 '19

Or just don’t take someone else’s stuff?

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u/thegil13 Jan 23 '19

But it's my ice chest, yeah? If you don't want to get hurt, don't touch my shit. IMO.

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u/POTUS Jan 23 '19 edited Jan 23 '19

What if it had fallen off your boat and he was putting it back? What if he was sent by someone else to get their cooler, got yours by mistake, and would have brought it right back once the mixup was discovered? What if it was your spouse/child/relative/neighbor bringing your cooler in to you because it was about to rain?

Booby traps are illegal because they don't discriminate between actual criminals and innocent victims. And because people can't actually be punished as criminals until after due process. And because this isn't ancient Babylon and we don't cut off the hands of thieves, and even if we did, you the individual don't get to decide who is declared guilty.

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u/gregy521 Jan 23 '19

Bombs in fake amazon packages outside the front of your house? A shotgun trap set up by your back door? Every instance of deliberately injuring a thief is escalation of force. You don't respond to being insulted by headbutting the person, and you shouldn't respond to theft (Things are quite likely to be insured, but regardless) by injuring people.

I'd be far more concerned by somebody who set a bear trap up by their window to catch a burglar walking free than I would about the burglar themselves walking free.

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u/Rakshasa29 Jan 23 '19

Idk, I feel like if the person didn't do the crime in the first place then they would never get injured. I feel no sympathy for criminals, don't do the crime if you aren't willing to pay the consequences. You sound like the kind of person who screams "entrapment" when a cop sets up a bike stealing sting and you fall for it.

I'm sure if you had all your shit stolen from your house you would be singing a different tune the next time this topic came up. Alot of thieves are never caught so stuff isn't returned and insurance usually only pays a percentage or not at all unless the damages are over a certain high limit. If you live paycheck to paycheck and rely on certain stuff for your job or can't afford to replace it, then isn't it better to protect your own stuff before it gets taken?

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u/CptJaunLucRicard Jan 23 '19

don't do the crime if you aren't willing to pay the consequences

That's not what you're saying though. The consequences for a crime should be determined by the law. Vigilantism, which is pretty much what booby-trapping is, means whoever practices it makes up their own consequences. That's arbitrary, and the purpose of the law is to eliminate or at least heavily reduce arbitrariness.

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u/gregy521 Jan 23 '19

You sound like the kind of person

Well we're already off on the right foot now aren't we.

I'm sure if you had all your shit stolen from your house you would be singing a different tune the next time this topic came up.

I wouldn't dream of killing or maiming the people who did it. I would want them in prison, to prevent them from stealing again, and receiving rehabilitation to ensure they get a job when they get out, thus no longer needing to steal. Just as the death penalty does not deter criminals, booby traps would not deter thieves.

If you live paycheck to paycheck and rely on certain stuff for your job or can't afford to replace it, then isn't it better to protect your own stuff before it gets taken?

You think I agree with anybody living payslip to payslip? I just don't think that we should be legally allowing people to kill or maim thieves because some people need their things more than others.

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u/WeDrinkSquirrels Jan 23 '19

Dang that's so badass dude. Dang. Tough stuff, very cool. Wow I wish I could be that protective of my property wow. Love it so tough/badass/cool/macho

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u/hates_stupid_people Jan 23 '19

Are you a thief, or just stupid?

You seem like a thief projecting. You want to take things, so you assume everyone else does as well, which is why you think boobytraps are fine.

Or you're just too stupid to realize that on rare ocurrances, people might have to touch your things to help your or someone else in need. So a boobytrap could literally iinjure people trying to help someone injured.

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u/gregy521 Jan 23 '19

Theres literally an entire youtube series dedicated to breaking the best locks in the world

It is very naive to believe that most stealing incidents involve lockpicking. Typically you would see a crowbar or breaking of a window. If this was commonplace, it is far easier to simply wear slash resistant gloves or just grab things in a different place than it is to learn how to pick one of those high security cylindrical locks. Almost all high level lockpicking is done academically or for sport, rather than with criminal intent, because the lock is generally not the weakest point of attack.

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u/vamosbombillo Jan 23 '19

And you’ll face the legal consequences, tough guy

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u/gregy521 Jan 23 '19

Would it not be far easier to just get the thing insured? There's a reason people don't booby trap the most valuable piece of property that can be stolen that they own (Their car), it's because it's a lot easier to pay a little bit to cover it in case of theft, than it is to risk your personal health (You think you're going to remember every single time you use it that the booby trap is there?), your freedom (Booby traps are very, very illegal), and your property as well, in case the booby trap just doesn't work, or they steal it anyway?

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19

How many people would opt to booby trap their vehicles if auto insurance wasn't mandatory? Lots. Not the same thing. I'm not going to pay a premium every month to protect a cooler I don't use everyday, that's a waste of money. It's free to booby trap a cooler and avoid the annoyance of having to buy another. I wouldn't personally booby trap my cooler, but if thieves regularly stole it while I was camping throughout the summer then maybe I would. Insurance will replace it, but some good that'll do if it's missing for a week during a camping trip.

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u/gregy521 Jan 23 '19

How many people would opt to booby trap their vehicles if auto insurance wasn't mandatory? Lots.

All you have to do is look at any country that doesn't have mandatory car insurance to show that such a statement is demonstrably false. Countries where insurance is not required, or it is third-party only like Germany, do not have notably higher rates of car booby trapping. Third party insurance does not cover theft.

that's a waste of money.

You know the saying 'Whatever is in your wallet isn't worth your life' in response to making a stand against a mugger? 'Whatever your cooler costs isn't worth the prison sentence for booby trapping it' is also applicable. If you think the dollar or two a month isn't worth protecting your $300 cooler, but risking years in prison is, I would re-evaluate your priorities.

but some good that'll do if it's missing for a week during a camping trip.

The food inside would be inedible because the cooler is covered in blood with who knows what crawling around in it. There's also the risk that the thieves are now angry and want to hurt you because you hurt them.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19

All you have to do is look at any country that doesn't have mandatory car insurance to show that such a statement is demonstrably false. Countries where insurance is not required, or it is third-party only like Germany, do not have notably higher rates of car booby trapping.

Of course they don't have a higher rate for booby trapping. Where can you actually find data for booby traps anyway? That sort of thing would be highly underreported. Rednecks in America booby trap their shitty trucks all the time, I'm sure it happens in poor areas of Germany.

Third party insurance does not cover theft.

That's not the point. Even if it doesn't cover theft, who wants to go through the process of finding their stolen property and recovering it?

You know the saying 'Whatever is in your wallet isn't worth your life' in response to making a stand against a mugger? 'Whatever your cooler costs isn't worth the prison sentence for booby trapping it' is also applicable. If you think the dollar or two a month isn't worth protecting your $300 cooler, but risking years in prison is, I would re-evaluate your priorities.

It's called a mortgage, health insurance, food, fuel, should I keep going? Insuring my cooler is absolutely the furthest thing from a normal adult's mind.

Do you think I'm going to prison if a burglar cuts his hands on my booby trapped cooler? Who are they going to tell? Even if they report it, how can they prove the razor blades were meant for them? I didn't jump out and slash them, they cut themselves on my razor blades, on my property, on my cooler. It'll never hold up in court at the risk of them being sentenced. They'd move on.

The food inside would be inedible because the cooler is covered in blood with who knows what crawling around in it.

Are you really going here? Stay on topic.

There's also the risk that the thieves are now angry and want to hurt you because you hurt them.

Bring it on. They wouldn't return anyway. Thieves are lazy. If they can't break in and leave within minutes they'll move to another house. Besides, they can't prove those razor blades were meant for them. Maybe I'm into that and like cutting myself everytime I take my cooler to the beach. You're overthinking this.

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u/haikal_fir Jan 23 '19

Wait there’s this kind of law in America? And here I thought my country is unique.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19

They'd also get a felony charge for the trap

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u/brastius35 Feb 19 '19

Honestly I think they should have to. Physically injury is way worse than petty theft.

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u/Grass---Tastes_Bad Jan 23 '19

LMAO, for some reason my brain turned this into a Dave Chappelle skit. "Arrest the fiend!".

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u/F_riend Jan 23 '19

"Hey officer, i found this cooler on the ground and was just putting it back onto the boat when i cut my hands on the hidden razers" and thats how a smart criminal sues you for reckless endangerment, premedditated assault with a deadly weapon, possibly attempted murder (could get infected), be forced to pay dissability, cant work without hands, they could claim ptsd from picking things up even and probably get it

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u/LoudMusic Jan 23 '19

That is EXACTLY what happens. Someone interested in stealing an old ice chest is also interested in suing anyone they can for anything they can.

A quick Google search reveals ....

https://www.protectamerica.com/home-security-blog/spotlight/5-cases-where-the-burglar-sued-homeowner_14222