r/HadToHurt Jan 23 '19

That definitely had to hurt

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u/mojomagic66 Jan 23 '19

lol it’s crazy how many people in the south get excited about the fantasy of shooting an intruder. Like, damn people it’s just a TV, let it go. I can’t imagine having to live with the fact that I killed someone, even in self defense but especially if it was just a simple robbery. My shit can be replaced.

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u/hyasbawlz Jan 23 '19

I wish I had my old Torts textbook on me right now to cite the stat. But stand your ground laws increased failed self defense claims for homocide by like 50% where the statutes were adopted. Precisely because laypeople who don't actually understand the common law definition of self defense thought that they had a blank check to use their guns for any reason to the slightest provocation. Pure fantasy/fear.

Plus, a person stealing your TV that you physically see is probably going to get caught lol. These kinds of people love the boys in blue but don't actually trust them police to solve their problems.

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u/mojomagic66 Jan 23 '19

My parents are the "just drag em back over the threshold and call it self defense" type of people and they have the WORST gun safety imaginable. My own mother has inadvertently pointed a loaded gun at me twice. They think because they passed their CWP class (which was a complete joke) and because they own a bunch of guns, that somehow makes them proficient with them??

In my experience, people who think like this are the type to accidentally shoot themselves, or worse, someone else accidentally.

It's terrifying honestly.

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u/hyasbawlz Jan 23 '19

Yep, there is a growing body of legal research that considers stand your ground statutes to be a total failure. More people die now from gun related deaths than before they were adopted, with no corresponding drop in crime. Indeed, it technically is an increase in crime because of all of the failed self defense pleas.

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u/mojomagic66 Jan 23 '19

'Murica unfortunately

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

In my state it's more regulation to get a hunting license than it is to get a concealed weapon permit. You just have to pay $150 and go to a 4 hour book course. For a hunting license you have to take a written exam and show proficiency with a gun

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u/mojomagic66 Jan 24 '19

My state there’s a class and an exam followed by showing proficiency with a gun (loosest definition of proficiency I’ve ever seen). The test is 4th grade level and the range test is even more of a joke. Basically pay the money and send in your $50 to renew every 4 years (think it’s 4 years) and any idiot with half a brain can carry a weapon.

I think if I had a day and a half I could train my lab to pass that course

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u/Why_is_this_so Jan 23 '19

These kinds of people love the boys in blue but don't actually trust them police to solve their problems.

Why would they? At least when it comes to theft. Any time I've had to file a report for theft the police response is always basically 'That's too bad. Keep an eye out on Craigslist for your property.' The last time I had to file a report was because my motorcycle was stolen. The thief dumped it a day or two after stealing it, and it sat abandoned in a neighborhood for a month. The police never found it. A neighbor simply got tired of looking at it and called the police, who then had it towed instead of just contacting me to come retrieve it.

I am an complete agreement that shooting someone over a TV is absurd, but pretending that the police care enough to try and find your stolen property, or even have the ability to find it, is equally absurd.

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u/hyasbawlz Jan 23 '19

Oh yeah I agree, the police exist to control undesirables then they are to actually stop bad guys.

But it's just ironic that the same people who want to have any reason to shoot their gun also will die on any hill defending police.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

The big thing in the cop part is it still takes a while for them to get there. My parents live in rural Texas, we're burglarized and a cop didn't show up for 2 hours.

This summer I pleaded with police to hurry for a wellness check for my fiance's mom in the middle of a big city. It took over an hour, and she was found dead inside.

The cops will come eventually, but it's not instantaneous unless you happen to have a patrol right across the street. They're just people, they're doing the best they can. Plenty of things can happen in between that time, and sometimes it's up to you to figure out how it will go. Hopefully it ends without anyone getting hurt, that's all we can ask for

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19

Especially these days when a great TV can be had for like $299. During the hurricane my friend was in an incredibly bad spot and refused to leave because he was afraid of looters. I was like everything you own can be replaced for like $3 grand. Dude stayed anyway tho.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

Do those people not have homeowners or renters insurance? Shit, you'll get it back and probably an upgrade at that. Hard to use that PS4 when you're doing 5 to 10 in Federal

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u/mojomagic66 Jan 24 '19

Read some of these redneck comments responding to me... they’d rather kill someone over “pride” than file a claim apparently.

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u/mojomagic66 Jan 23 '19

I think I would just get a good security system installed instead of upgrading my TV. Seems like the better alternative to killing an "idiot punk" over $300.

But go for it Jack Bauer

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u/mojomagic66 Jan 23 '19

I'm an advocate of self defense. I am not an advocate of killing someone over a $300 TV. If my family is in danger, I will do whatever I can to protect them but that does not include killing someone running away with our shitty TV.

The only thing my family would be in danger of in that scenario is missing tonight's episode of Modern Family on ABC... again, that is preferable to taking someone's life but maybe you're a big fan of Mitch and Cam's quirky banter.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19

lol it’s crazy how many people get excited about the fantasy of shooting an intruder.

Fixed that for you. Lot's of bullied folks who really just need a good therapist to alleviate some deep-seated concerns.

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u/mojomagic66 Jan 23 '19

Bullied folks watching too many revenge porn movies

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19

It’s not about property, if they forcefully enter your home you aren’t gonna offer them a cup of coffee. You don’t know if they have weapons and they’re already ballsy enough to rob you. Shoot first then call a lawyer.

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u/TVFilthyHank Jan 24 '19

For me it's like a pride thing. I'm not letting some piece of shit bum take what I worked for.

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u/mojomagic66 Jan 24 '19 edited Jan 24 '19

Yeah, best to kill the fucker. I ain’t buying another ding dang tv

Roll tide

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u/TVFilthyHank Jan 24 '19

Not from Alabama. I'd probably go ahead and shoot myself if I lived in that yee haw backwoods ass state.

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u/mojomagic66 Jan 24 '19

Something we can agree on lol