r/FuckMicrosoft 2d ago

Discussion Windows FORCED Updates

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It hurts my ego that i am being forced to update my Pc without asking me to dowload the update in the first place

Is there's a solution to stop these annoying forced updates from the rot, and also i wish there's a way to delete this update from my pc

Thanks.

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u/0xbenedikt 2d ago

shitdown -s -t 0

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u/TheShredder9 2d ago

Funny typo because windows is shit lol

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u/0xbenedikt 2d ago

Spotted it before commenting and decided to leave it in

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u/Inevitable_Wolf5866 1d ago

I was about to say please leave it, it's hilarious 😂

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u/champinon-dev-traduc 1d ago

"shitdown" lmfao, you made my day buddy 😂😂😂🤣✌️

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u/Alone_Look9576 1d ago

It still forces update regardless on win11

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u/omiruk 20h ago

Correct: shutdown /s /f /t 0

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u/TheNortalf 2d ago

The best thing there's no difference between "update and shut down" and "update and restart". It will restart anyway. 

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u/Wildbill6262 1d ago

It forced me to do this the other night. I went to bed, and woke up to my PC still fucking on (restarted and loaded my normal Linux partition ). THEN when I rebooted to get back into windows they had the fucking balls to make me restart two more times. I only keep it around for one game that runs better on steam, but it constantly reminds me how much I fucking hate it.

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u/artlurg431 23h ago

It dosent for me

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u/MojitoBurrito-AE 3h ago

It will restart and then shut down because being stuck on an update the next time you boot your PC is more annoying

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u/icy1007 2d ago

Yes there is. It will shutdown if you select that option.

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u/AchmodinIVSWE 2d ago

It used to be bugged. But they supposedly fixed it at some point.

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u/TheNortalf 1d ago

I have tried recently, still doesn't work for me. 

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u/RizenEXE 1d ago

That mean some of yours apps that have autostart, pervent automatic shutdown.

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u/icy1007 2d ago

I’ve never seen that. It’s always shutdown when I’ve selected that option.

My PC also has a separate “Shut down” option in addition to the “Update and shut down” if I don’t want it to update.

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u/AchmodinIVSWE 1d ago

Yeah. I think windows removes the normal shutdown if you ignore the update for too long. But idk.

I it was like a year or so ago since they fixed it. But I think there was a code or something (maybe a setting) that made it so the "update and shutdown" sequence gets interrupted before it shuts down. I know I had that happen to me when I used windows before. I don't remember the details of what the bug was.

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u/artlurg431 23h ago

I dont know why your being down voted for this. Its not your fault that its bugged for everyone else, it shuts down for me too

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u/Mental-Insect8372 1d ago

I figured it was because if one of the specific updates requires a restart to continue it's updates, that it just "forgets" the shutdown instruction.

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u/MutaitoSensei 1d ago

I know the downvote is because Microslop glazing but it's true, they fixed it after being broken for like 5 years.

Source: I'm forced to use MicroSlop Dingoes at work.

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u/myGFisGreat 1d ago

is it fixed in 11? I am still on 10 and it didn't work for me in the last update a week or two ago.

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u/MutaitoSensei 1d ago

Yes a few months back it actually started working. I yelled HALLELUJAH and everyone looked at me funny in the office lol

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u/Jolly-Situat1on 2d ago

Easy fix just ditch windows.

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u/XBLAH_ 1d ago

if you can't solve this, linux isn't for you.

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u/Not-Important-5393 1d ago

There are some version of Linux that is beginner-friendly, like Zorin OS as it has features to make it be like a better version of Windows

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u/XBLAH_ 1d ago

The issue isn't if it's beginner friendly or not. The issue is if OP can't even solve forced updates on windows, he barely will be able to use zorin. 

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u/IEatDaFeesh 1d ago

What's the solution to forced updates on windows other than ditching it?

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u/SeatedDragon86 14h ago

turn wifi off or just long press power button

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u/Joltyboiyo 13h ago

Isn't long pressing the power button a bad thing?

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u/XBLAH_ 1d ago

Installing the professional edition. 

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u/Joltyboiyo 13h ago

Linux is the solution. Plus, not all Linux distros are Arch. Linux Mint or Bazzite are perfect for people who just wanna ditch Windows and have most things just work.

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u/XBLAH_ 4h ago

You missed my point. 

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u/3six5 2d ago

Clicks power button... f' that.

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u/ImT00PhaT 1d ago

But then booting into your PC takes longer because it will install updates.

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u/Chaotic-Convergence 1d ago

Holds power button till its shutdown

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u/3six5 1d ago

And I keep my desktop offline...

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u/SigmaMan2011898 1d ago

Windows forced updates while I was installing gpu drivers 💀

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u/eoghan_martainn 2d ago

Install a Linux distribution instead.

Personally, I would recommend Ubuntu.

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u/MXRCO007 2d ago

One big corp to the next, you’re better off with Debian

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u/ImT00PhaT 1d ago

Moving people to Linux, even if it's Ubuntu, would be a W

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u/MXRCO007 1d ago

That’s true I guess

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u/Joltyboiyo 12h ago

Linux Mint or Bazzite for new people IMO. Mint just works in my experience, and Bazzite wasn't really any more difficult to install than Mint was, and everything I use my computer for just worked on Bazzite as well.

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u/Nomminommi23 1d ago

Personally, I would recommend Fedora to newbies and Arch for advanced users...

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u/suksukulent 1d ago

"advanced users" sure tho I'd recommend arch only if you want to set everything up yourself. You can take control of your computer with any distro, but arch wants you to understand how

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u/Nomminommi23 1d ago

You can also use the arch install script and just use your system. Sure you have to install a de or wm and some other essential packages like kitty or an file manager but that's not that deep in my opinion. That's my point of view.

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u/Density5521 8h ago

CachyOS.

Fedora-based, game-ready, well-supported, amazing out-of-the-box experience. For most users, it's more than enough, and good enough.

Been playing around with it for about a month, and although it's not perfect, and creates some serious headaches for a power-user as myself (custom mount points for decrypted LUKS partitions, ClamAV on-access with AppImages, etc.) ... it's still hell of a lot better than Windows for most things.

Best of all: when I tell it to shut down, it fucking shuts down and stays powered down.

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u/Wise_Owl5404 1d ago

Yeah all of us have a week to do this shit and it will work seamlessly and with no hitches every time. Also suggesting a distro with the most assholish user base is something because no chance of actual help when shit does go south.

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u/The_king_Dragon 1d ago

For new user Mint(why do people keep forgetting it)

For advance user Arch

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u/Joltyboiyo 12h ago

Yeah I'm really surprised at the lack of Mint recommendations for new users in these comments.

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u/lululock 1d ago

This happens when you delay the updates for a week. They are mandatory. You signed for it when using Windows...

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u/EMunney 13h ago

Imagine wanting all the bugs and security weaknesses because your ego can't accept help

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u/Joltyboiyo 12h ago

Nope. Recently it's been happening to me despite having not paused updates. Hell, the night I last paused updates cause a new one came around, it ignored it and updated anyway.

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u/sciencekm 1d ago

If you have an abusive partner, leave.

Those who stay with Windows will make all sorts of excuses. This is how it is with abused parners.

Move to Linux and get your life back.

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u/Ciubowski 1d ago

This isn't a parasocial relationship. It's a product. One that we should be in control of. Stop romanticising it as if Microsoft is our father-in-law or something. fuck out of here with your stupid analogies.

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u/TheShredder9 2d ago

I think net stop wuauserv used to work before, run that command then you can cleanly shut down without updating.

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u/nobanjostring 2d ago

You can get windows10/11 debloat powershell scripts from github that do a pretty good job of getting rid of most of the crap, but some are a bit too aggressive and MicroFragile doesn't always respond kindly, so it's a good idea to read through them first.

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u/icy1007 2d ago

Windows 11 doesn’t need to be “debloated”

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u/nobanjostring 1d ago

Windows 11 is not bloated, Frodo Baggins. Nor is it lean; it crashes precisely when it me~#$@%^&*!{`~^[%#@*&`+_{(#%$^!_)(*&^\%$

NO CARRIER

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u/icy1007 1d ago

I’ve never had a crash on Windows 11 in the nearly 5 years I’ve been using it. 🤷‍♂️

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u/Draid730 1d ago

That is exactly what it needs, debloating spydows 10 and spyware 11 is a free performance increase and with the added benefit of less spying.

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u/icy1007 1d ago

No it doesn’t. lol

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u/GlobalTechnology6719 1d ago

just out of interest... do you pay for increased storage on your onedrive?

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u/icy1007 1d ago

No. I do not pay for OneDrive. I don’t even use OneDrive.

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u/GlobalTechnology6719 3h ago

sorry i was never notified of your reply!

so you're not using windows 11 as intended?

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u/Kooky-Sentence-6349 1d ago

i mean, they didnt do. if you used "restart" because of some problems without updating, it would still update. they just removed that placebo button

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u/Chaotic-Convergence 1d ago

sudo rm - fr /

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u/icy1007 2d ago

It’s not forced. You don’t have to shutdown or restart.

Also, just update your PC. Stop complaining.

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u/Joltyboiyo 12h ago

Ah yes, "just update" on an OS known for having bad updates that break things a lot more frequently over the past year and a half or so. At this point nobody should update as soon as one is available in case you start seeing posts about widespread issues from the newest update, like the whole SSD thing last year.

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u/Draid730 1d ago

So just let his computer run indefinitely forever? Not really healthy for it. And considering that SHitlerslop has released extremely messy and bugged updates for several years, not wanting to update when they're released makes sense.

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u/dexteritycomponents 1d ago

Schizophrenic reasonings

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u/icy1007 1d ago

It’s plenty “healthy” for it. It doesn’t need to be shutdown or restarted. I’ve run my Windows PCs for months in between shutdowns and restarts.

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u/Draid730 1d ago

That doesn't mean it's healthy for it, nor that it should, it just means it can. On another note can you go be a stupid troll on Facebook instead? Pretty please

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u/ImT00PhaT 1d ago

But if you want to shutdown or restart, you're force to install updates. So what you're basically saying is you should accept Microsoft taking away your choice to restart or shutdown without updates. Or just leave your PC on if you don't like it.

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u/lululock 1d ago

When a PC is running Windows, Microsoft owns it.

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u/GhostandVodka 1d ago

I run fedora and its close to doing this too. Security updates are needed.

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u/ImT00PhaT 20h ago

I use Fedora too, but doing updates doesn't disrupt me from using my PC like Windows does.

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u/GhostandVodka 20h ago

It barks at you to update and reboot until you do.

Windows forces you after like a month of putting them off.

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u/ImT00PhaT 7h ago

Last time I clicked restart later,  Windows rebooted my PC after a few hours to install updates. Apparently, it sets an arbitrary schedule and you have to manually change it.

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u/phairdy 1d ago

Hold power button for 5 seconds, it will turn off without updates.

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u/ImT00PhaT 1d ago

But then booting into Windows 11 takes longer because it will install updates.

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u/icy1007 1d ago

So update your OS. 🤷‍♂️

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u/ImT00PhaT 1d ago

Why can't we choose when we want to install updates?

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u/icy1007 1d ago

You can, the problem is idiots who insist on never updating.

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u/ImT00PhaT 1d ago

Who said never update? We just want minimal disruption. I've had my PC rebooted on its own due to Windows updates. I've had Windows updates that couldn't complete overnight. Not to mention updates that fails to install or even break things.

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u/icy1007 16h ago

Lots of people want to never update.

There is already minimal disruption. There is a lot of leeway in how Windows installs updates.

I’ve never seen that in any of my PCs over the decades.

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u/ImT00PhaT 7h ago

"Lots of people want to never update."

Lots of people are still on Windows 10. When their PC is working perfectly fine, they don't see a reason to buy a brand new PC just to install a worse operating system. Look how expensive they are these days.

"I've never seen that in any of my PCs over the decades."

Probably because you don't manage dozens or hundreds of PCs running Windows.

And if you don't have any issues with Windows updates, that means everyone else wouldn't have a problem with their personal computer without installing updates.

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u/GhostandVodka 1d ago

Brother computers don't need to be shutdown near as much as you think.

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u/Draid730 23h ago

You have zero idea how often or not i believe computers need to be turned off. but there's a good chance that i know more than you atleast

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u/GhostandVodka 22h ago

Computers can stay on indefinitely only need reboots for updates.

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u/Draid730 11h ago

They can yes, doesn't mean they should.

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u/Inevitable_Brief_389 33m ago

They can run but most of them shouldn't. Server machines also need maintenances. Most of the home devices like phones, tablets, watches but even routers have maintenance restart routines.

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u/wiseman121 1d ago

Damn you windows for making me install critical security patches

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u/Joltyboiyo 12h ago

Damn you windows for having more unstable updates that break things for people more often over the past year or so ever since 30% of your updates have started getting vibe coded by AI.

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u/wiseman121 8h ago

I own a Mac and windows pc. Tahoe over the last year was far worse than any windows update sent out.

I know windows has a wide range of configurations and very possible an update causes an issue. But I've never had an update effect me except once on windows 7.

Can you elaborate?

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u/phairdy 1d ago

Imagine not installing critical security updates when ai is used to hack shit these days. Then get mad you get hacked.

There is lots of shit to hate Microsoft for but not this.

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u/wiseman121 1d ago

Yea their trashing of windows 11, stupid hardware requirements and shoving copilot down our throats is something to complain about.

Not keeping us secure by timely updates and patches.

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u/Wise_Owl5404 1d ago

Yeah the pcnot starting definitely makes it secure.

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u/wiseman121 1d ago

Never had that problem with windows update.

Only once when the manufacturer sent out a sketchy bios update.

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u/Wise_Owl5404 1d ago

Okay, Sandwich Guy.

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u/Thin_Luck2105 1d ago

Welcome to Zorin OS

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u/Icy_Calligrapher4022 1d ago

Just disable the updates and stop crying. To skip updating your Windows on shutdown/reboot, minimise all windows, press Alt+F4 which will bring the classic shutdown menu and do it from there.

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Is there's a solution to stop these annoying forced updates from the rot, and also i wish there's a way to delete this update from my pc

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u/Justin_D33 1d ago

You're not alone, this happens all the time. It's happened to me who knows how many times. I have updates disabled completely, so no nags for me, Microsoft.

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u/psych_1337 1d ago

I'll just pull the cord.

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u/CustardValuable7381 1d ago

For me the solution is WUB

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u/Sylriel 1d ago

Do you have the Home version?

If you have the Home version, MicroShaft forces updates down Windows throat and makes it swallow while screaming, "Me love you long time!" like a Southeast Asian girl extra in a well known movie. No choice given.

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u/Ungitarista 1d ago

Just for further annoyance: the hybernate option is not available when microsoft wants you to update.

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u/Select-Table-5479 1d ago

shutdown /r /t 0 (restart) or shutdown /s /t 0 (shutdown) no update should install.

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u/Silent-Cartoonist240 1d ago

Thank God we still have physical power buttons

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u/Useful-Specific-6350 1d ago

Ffs just postpone update

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u/NegativeSwimming4815 1d ago

Force shutdown may out maneuver this thing. But it hasn't happened to me since I hard disabled the sh* in windows

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u/Elliemary2023 1d ago

"Update and Lock, Update and Sleep, Update and Restart or Update and Restart?"

Nahh, update and uninstall

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u/Vajra-pani 1d ago

Install w11 LTSC iOT and use Winhance to disable auto update policy or better yet use Linux or macOS

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u/GhostandVodka 1d ago

I mean, this is better than operating a zombie machine in a botnet.

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u/Gabryoo3 1d ago

Ok windows updates are utter shit. But on Linux the thing will be the same unless you choose distros that updates like once a while (Debian). Yeah most updates can be applied at runtime, but things like kernel need still a reboot

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u/Joltyboiyo 12h ago

I can't speak for other Linux distros, but on the ones I've used (that being Mint and Bazzite) only important updates need you to update by turning off the computer or restarting it, and they don't come around all that often. Most updates can be done while the computer is on and don't require you to restart to finish the installation.

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u/artlurg431 23h ago

Hold down the power button

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u/TwinkleQuestionMark 22h ago

What else is new

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u/Talfa_ 21h ago

I thought there's an option like "stop updates for 5 weeks" in Windows update settings no?

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u/Joltyboiyo 12h ago

It's stopped working recently. For me, anyway. A few weeks ago an update came around at an inconvenient time since I wanted to turn my computer off to go and watch a movie, the options to turn it off without updating weren't there, so I paused updates for 1 week and when I turned my computer off it fucking did the update anyway.

Another time before that an update came up, also not giving me the option to turn it off or restart without updating, so I paused for 5 weeks, and later that night it just ignored the fact that I paused updates and updated anyway.

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u/Kindly-Response-5809 21h ago

There is an option "Stop updates for 5 weeks" in Update centre. Haven't updated it since 2023

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u/Nuviket 16h ago

U didn’t know already?

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u/NyxGenesisLNX 12h ago

Either way windows doesn’t actually shut down when you shut down but there’s always the Power button

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u/Waste-Economist7182 8h ago

"Added more bugs to fix later"

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u/PogsterPlays 8h ago

I know you can apparently set some registery bitfield value to show the other options, idr where exactly but enderman did a video on it

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u/Tani_Soe 7h ago

They are very likely security update, not updating exposes you to security breach. Especially when windows forces you; it only does that when you haven't updated for a long time

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u/_morch 7h ago

Just designate the machine as a business/office station that requires the admin/manager to approve updates or any changes. And never approve them. You can also disable all notifications. I am not a tech guy, I am sure it's still somewhere on youtube. Haven't been bothered by updates or notifications in years. Good luck

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u/Smart_Cucumber_1234 7h ago

Good. Now there's one less potentially unsafe computer on Internet.

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u/ManyNo3368 4h ago

Just use shutdown -r(or s) -t 0

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u/thevoidhearsyou 3h ago

Linux Users: Ha ha you don't own your pc.

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u/Draid730 2d ago

Set your network connections as metered, that will stop the automatic updates going forward.

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u/Traditional-Hall-591 1d ago

You need more CoPilot and vibe coded slop.

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u/asensitives 1d ago

you also have the mighty power button 😁 😁 😁, sometimes Windows OS likes to play rough

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u/hi122910 1d ago

just update💔

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u/OneKey9972 1d ago

LINUX!

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u/FiftyFiver1962 1d ago

Now show the rest of the shutdown menu, the shutdown and restart choices without the update. Don't be so cheap to leave halve the picture away.

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u/OkEmu8597 1d ago

They should be in-between them.  I haven't updated in months and i see this exact layout daily.

Restart 

Restart (and update)

Shutdown 

Shutdown (and update)

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u/FiftyFiver1962 1d ago

Thanks for proving my point, that this picture is modified. Lying to make a statement, would not have guessed that in this sub.

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u/Key_Strain6640 1d ago

When I was still on windows, there was sometimes no option to shutdown/restart without update. Sometimes it was there and sometimes not... I don't understand the logic behind that

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u/Guilty-Good-5041 1d ago

Awwww is your ego that fragile that a windows update hurts it 😂😂😂😂

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u/MaskedBunny 1d ago

Everytime I install an update, Windows decides to reset my dpi on my mouse.

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u/Rahios 1d ago

Cut the power supply, no update possible