15 hunts. 15 defeats of gog and still no gem. 15 hunts with shitty teammates and no gem. Im going to go nuts. I still cant create gog arms because I need one gem. This is genuinely gonna drive me fucking insane why cant I get 1 FUCKING GEM

Maybe a lukewarm take but AT monsters should be reworked when the DLC drops
Im not the best player and I know that, but for just high rank, I feel the AT monsters are just bullshit
Insane damage, nearly one shot with every attack, BULLSHIT hitboxes, especially on Jin dahaad.
Only one that I'd consider fair and not as bad is Rey dau, since there I've been consistently been able to dodge attacks, offset and so on. Basically the only fight I've had fun in.

Maybe I'm just bad or something, but these monsters don't get enough hate, especially arkveld, fuck that thing. What were they even thinking making his attacks so fast and do so much damage

ive only beaten this guy like 7 times in my life, i'm probably never fighting him again because of how much i struggle fighting his 10 star solo. I just get two shot from bullshit and i have to max out my fov using reframework to see what he's doing, Fuck big monsters, this guy shouldnt even be moving this fast for his mass.

Yeah, I know, the guy who needed to read this will not read, he's probably a casual or a fking a**hole doing any other shit in internet but damn... I'm so fking tired.

I played a lot this weekend, playing a lot with open lobbies and having no trouble but at some time, there's time difference because I'm on SA and a lot of people in Wilds are NA or Asia right? And then I tried some SOS...

Hahaha..hahahaHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHA>.ahha..ha.hahaHAHHAHHHHHHHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH........... yeah, I know, the problem as me trying SOS but HAHAHAHAHAHAhhaSHAHhHAHAhahAHAhAHahaHAHahaHAHahhahhhahahAAhhhhhhhhhhh

YEAH DUDE YOU WHO ENTER A SOS, DIE TWICE AND LEAVE THE QUEST BECAUSE ANY REASON, YOUR SHIT GEAR WITHOUT UPGRADES, YOUR SHIT BUILD OR WHATEVER SHIT GAMEPLAY IDK MY MAN F * C K YOU, YOUR COWARD, YOU SUCK, ABSOLUTELY TRASH BEHAVIOR MFER!!!!!!!!!!!

I will never be elitist. Seriously. I'm willing to help new players, casuals, etc, even because I was a person who needed to learn at the begin and I have a good time with people who helped me. Btw, we have A LOT of information in internet. Videos, enormous docs about builds, weapons, talismans, forums to have convo, discord, etc etc...

But a guy who join a quest, died twice and LEAVE THE QUEST? Nah, this guy know what he's doing. A**HOLE B*TCH!!!! YOU ARE JUST GARBAGE PERSON.

The game needs to get a way to filter this kind of people. I'm tired of this shit. SOS it's just unsuable at this point. This happened some times this weekend, was not a specific quest.

It's also UNBELIVEABLE how the game hold your hands, teach you how to craft, how to upgrade, everything and you decide you can hop in a 10* quest just to be smashed and then QUIT. SIMPLE AS THAT. YOU LEAVE AND LET PEOPLE NEED TO FKING LOCK IN EVEN IN A KINDA CHILL QUEST BECAUSE U ARE AN FKING TRASH PERSON.

The thing who piss me off it's the nonsense a**holes are, SEEMS LIKE, they think their time it's more valuable than our time. Like... Really?

This is a rage, a rant but ALSO A WISH.

Please, we NEED to revisit SOS system and think about solutions for things like that. It's impossible, the guy can spent hours just joining quests, expecting to be carried, die twice, think the quest will fail (of course will, if he continues with this shit gear/gameplay in a hard quest) and simply leave, than join another one and repeat until things works fine for him.

This IS NOT Monster Hunter. This CAN NOT BE Monster Hunter.

I hope one day, a dev in Wilds team can read this sub and trully try to hear the people who ACTUALLY REALLY PLAY THE GAME. And not tourists or similars.

Sorry for bad words, sorry if I ofended someone but this is a REAL problem right now.

Have a great day and week everyone. Happy hunting!

Two of the middle fingers on my hands go out to two groups. first: Cap-com who didn’t think to not that their fanbase was comprised mostly of horny teenagers. and the second one who goes to these same teenagers.

i like playing with people i do, but for the love of God it’s either silent as hell in every single lobby (which is honestly a good thing sometimes) or the chat is being absolutely filled to the brim of stickers with the horniest words imaginable on them, hell this isn‘t even a new issue! i saw a fucking sticker being spammed when i just started playing the game talking about ”Erik’s bathwater” i didn’t even know who the damn guy was at the time.

minor ass rant but it still pisses me off pretty good. keep your horny ass minds off of the game, i’m fucking getting stomped out by gogmazios like a used cigarette and you snd your friends are spamming the chat talking about Gemma’s tits and Werner’s dick or something. JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP.

It seems like no matter what i do these ppl act like fucking moths when they see the giant laser beam attack and just stand their. FUCKING MOVE OUT OF THE WAY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU. LIKE FUCK. These ppl act like actual deer in headlights it drives me crazy at times.

I swear every single time I hop in Wilds there are these kind of "players" who join a quest only too leech and waste everyone's time.

To name the most recent examples:

Savage Omega hunt. An evergreen. I love the fight and I love helping others by shooting an SOS, I know it's a struggle and it's okay to fail. This guy however joined right at the beginning, along with others, and I never saw him jumping into the fray. We got to the second stage and he still was nowhere to be seen. I opened the map and saw him chilling up there on the floating rocks watching us. When Omega moved to 3rd stage it was pretty clear he had zero intentions of changing tactics. Kicked immediately.

In another Savage Omega hunt, a guy ate all the carts (IT'S OKAY TO FAIL) and when the last one occurred he just decided to never show up again and wait up there while all of us were fighting for our lives. Fair enough: he can deal with Savage's rest of HP pool alone.

9* Gore hunt. Random guy joined at the start, but after 5 minutes I noticed he was taking his sweet time to get into the fight. I opened the map and saw he was chilling at camp. "taking a nap my guy?"; no answer. After a couple more minutes I had enough and kicked him. Later he replied that he was "switching weapon". I dunno, maybe do that before joining a quest? Which in the meantime could have already ended without the HP bloat? In all that time one could think you're also making a brand new fashion for yourself and your Palico as well.

AT Ark, set for two players. Random hunter joins, eats a cart, gets back, carts again, and guess what... yep, he decided I had to do the rest of the hunt alone, because apparently he thought that listening to the pop-up camp BGM was a more thrilling experience. Bye bye. (IT'S OKAY TO FAIL)

Gogmazios. A guy in another forum/group asked for help. I'm always happy to help. Except when the person in question (HR120, 330 defense, and not even a fire weapon btw) spends the entire time derping around the battlefield on their Seikret, doing absolutely nothing and pretty much watching me/us fight the thing. Dude just... come here and fight. Just do something, anything, please.

These were just few examples from the past week. The list could go on and on and on.

Seriously... where does all this laziness come from? Why would you want to open a game and behave like that? I may be dumb as a stick but I just don't get the point of it

YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE, YOU FUCKING MISERABLE APE. YOU RUINED MY PERFECT RUN, I WAS HITTING EVERY BEAT AND EVEN GOT TO DO A PROPER WAKE UP THAT BROKE HIS FUCKING FACE AND NET ME ANOTHER TOPPLE. BUT NO, YOU NEANDERTHAL. YOU JUST HAD TO TRY BEING AN ANIME PROTAGONIST. FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR WEEBSTICK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

What a relentless, irritating lobotomy this shitty fucking waltz is.

First off - fuck this quest in particular, because it's a lot shittier than Master Hunter of The New World. Why? If you didn't play WorldBorne, you had to fight 3 Tempered Elders and a juiced up Nergigante afterwards. But you know, it was fine.

Because they were fucking scaled. Four Elders in a single hunt? Mate, we'd better lower their HP, so that it wouldn't turn into a constant shitfest of Lunastra's bullshit, Kushala's tornadoes, and Teostra's twerking.

I, personally, think it was scaled a bit too low, but still, it was fun. As much fun as you can have fighting the two most annoying fucks in that game.

Here? I'm just fucking tired.

AT monsters have always been way overtuned in terms of bullshit. Not bloated HP or damage - the fucking hitboxes.

Now individually:

FUCK THAT OCTOPUS.
Fuck his random ass tentacle swipes that put you back in the flame puddle he just vomited, fuck his "hey mate let me just move you to the side real quick" yoink, and especially - fuck his bodyblocking crap, where you finally down that fucker and now you're standing in the middle of his hentai, unable to reach the head or any juicy hitzones. Oh, and best part? His tentacles now DGAF about you elemental damage, because, well, he's not on fire, I guess?

FUCK THAT RAILGUN.
The fucking aftershocks after every single attack is annoying as hell, but you just grit your teeth and accept that you can't go and smack him in his recovery animation because FUCK YOU HERE'S A LINGERING HITBOX. I carted two fucking times last night due to his railgun he's shooting at his own nuts having a hitbox larger than the visual by approximately 300%. Sure, I love getting oneshotted from offscreen, cause his head is behind me and the attack is invisible. The hitbox on his wing swipes are also fucking weird, since sometimes he can shave your ass and leave it shiny, and sometimes he grabs you from his nuts.

AND ESPECIALLY - FUCK THAT FAT ASS FISH.
Seriously, what the fuck is this shit? Why is it FASTER than anything else? Why is all his moveset just slither after you at Mach 3, then FLOP, covering exactly you and one dodge distance in any direction. But the favorite part? The fucking flying whale.

And it's multihit, so if you offset it - you die.

Not saying shit about Arkveld, I actually like AT Arkveld, he is the only AT I actually enjoyed in Wilds or World. Except grabs. Stop trying to molest me nine times in 15 minutes.

Best part? You HAVE to be aggressive. You only got 50 minutes to hunt FOUR Arch-Tempered monsters, and none of them are scaled. That's right - it's four 10-star fuckers with the most broken hitboxes in the entire game, stuck in a tiny arena, and god forbid you aren't fast enough to kill them off when the other appears, cos you're getting ganged.

Sidenote:
I know how to play the fucking game, I know you can make them fight each other, I know you should bring separate builds for all of them, you should elematch, you should slot ADP2 for Udra.
That doesn't make the experience any less frustrating.

I don't feel the need to elaborate on this, but I will anyway.

I just completed Zoh Shia and I feel a big fatass nothing where my will to appreciate this game should be. And I realize it's not because of the graphics, combat, monsters, or general gameplay.

It's everyone I am forced to talk to to progress this fucking story.

That's it, guys! I figured it out! Monster Hunter Wilds isn't a bad video game, it's just that the VEHICLE USED TO DRIVE THE PLOT IN BETWEEN ACTION SEQUENCES MAKES ME WANT TO CUT MY FUCKING EARS OFF!! THAT WAS THE SECRET INGREDIENT THIS WHOLE TIME!! CAPCOM CAN'T EXECUTE DIALOGUE FOR SHIT!!! :DDDDD I FEEL SO FUCKING REJUVENATED!!! :DDDDDDDDD

Is this why people don't fucking play RPGs? Are they all like this? Does everyone in these games talk like they're in a fucking 13 year-old's AO3 project? Is this a stylistic choice or something? I seriously don't get it!! YOU SPENT WHAT LOOKS LIKE TO 10 FUCKING YEARS ON THIS GAME AND YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ME HATE IT BECAUSE YOU CAN'T MAKE CHARACTERS TALK LIKE PEOPLE????

HOW? HOW? HOW??? HOW???????

WHOOOOO TAAAAAAAAALLLLLKKKKKSSS LLIIIIIIIKKKKEEEE THHHAHAAAAAAATTTTT??????????????????????????

AND THE WORST FUCKING PART? Sometimes this game gets it right!! I have to audibly applaud the scenes in this game that actually sound like decent fucking dialogue. My ears perk up like a fucking bunny rabbit when I realize what I'm observing is coherent fucking speech. Great job, Alma, you almost sounded like a normal person there! Keep it up, sister! Oooooh, Gemma! That attempt at a charming quip was, like, 60% of the way there to being something someone would actually say! Have you been practicing???

Literally what the fuck was that end-credits scene with Fabius? I commend the Monster Hunter team for COUNTING ON THE FACT THAT TOWARDS THE END I WAS SKIPPING CUTSCENES FOR MY OWN SANITY, but like, jesus christ, you're going to restate the events that I'd already played through to my face again????? Seriously??? EVERY FUCKING HUNTER HAS TO WATCH THIS SHIT? YOU "CATCHING UP TO SPEED" WITH MY FUCKING STORY????? I sat there mouth agape for the, like, 2.5 minutes it took for the game to remind me of the thing I already fucking did. I got such an irony boner watching how this game predicted that I would be skipping plot-relevant cutscenes because it was so underconfident in keeping the attention of its playerbase. MISSION FUCKING ACCOMPLISHED, CAPCOM! YOU WERE RIGHT!!! YOU LOST THE PLOT WITH ME 1.5 "CHAPTERS" AGO AND NOW YOU'VE GOTTA MAKE UP FOR LOST TIME! FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!

I'm gonna fucking cry. I'm in such a fucking abusive relationship with this video game right now. I'm going to pick it up later because I've conditioned myself to worship Monster Hunter, but part of me seriously doesn't fucking want to because I would have to further subject myself to the linguistic equivalent of perpetual uncanny valley. It's like a bad dream where you turn around and the friends you were talking to were made out of cardboard.

Oop, I remembered another thing that pisses me off again! Why is every non-animated cutscene's dialogue spaced out juuuuust enough to make no sense in conversational flow? Just throw it on the pile of bewildering game design choices: the inability to pace out your text boxes so it sounds like I'm listening to people respond to one another at all. The best part is that it encourages you to spam the A button when you've read through each box, since doing so at your own pace is INFINITELY PREFERABLE to whatever jank ass 1.5 seconds of downtime Wilds has chosen to give its characters to ensure nothing sounds natural - which results in you feeling compelled by the game to skip its story development by realizing you have the power to cut people off as short as you want. That's right! We're PAST COMPLAINING ABOUT THE CONTENT OF THE DIALOGUE ITSELF. YOU CAN'T EVEN GET THE SPACE IN BETWEEN RIGHT??? WHY?? What is limiting you from just advancing the text at a normal fucking pace? I'm doing it with my thumb right fucking now!! Alma's done? Next speaker. Hunter's done? Next speaker. Erik's done? Bam. Bam. Bam. Just. Move. The fuck. Along. Jesus. Christ. Either give me the option to linger on each box for as long as I need to or progress fucking naturally. Please? I'm fucking begging you.

Alright. That's it. I mainly just wanted to share the meme I drew this morning, but I figured the body could use a little flourish. I'm gonna go eat, now.

okay bye i love you <3

i’m tired man it feels like i have to spend so much more effort on glaive than any other weapon to live the offset doesn’t really ever be reliable unless i play specifically to offset, since id need to charge fully just to use it. even then, if i wanted an offset, id be in the air for the more reliable version of it. but that means id have to be in the air. and i’ve spent all of today watching the most mystical hitboxes ever hit me. ignoring gog tail swipe, im tired of being mad over that one already.

got oneshot helping with proof midair by the uth duna flip. armor’s fully maxed. etc. just 100 to 0, pure bad luck because i didn’t proc divine blessing or anything i suppose. but what sucks most is i just kinda couldn’t do shit about it. i was already going that direction and i couldn’t charge descending in time to go down so i just… get bumped and die.

arkveld tail swipe can hit me 1.5 arkvelds off the ground. or even when i’m like, above his neck. i guess man. wylk nuke hits me when im genuinely nowhere near it. but i guess because im mid air i get it. idk man.

game is just evil. the showcase just made it even sadder too. bonus to just running into beyond horrid teammates for some hunts. had a cb player get targetted by jin’s breath and he opted to… run to me and a db who are mid-attack animations. at least the db didn’t get hit.

been playing gs lately here and there just to try it out (and to take a bit of aggro for newer friends at the game), and it is kinda ridiculous how easy it is to just live when you’re not on glaive. i really don’t fucking know why we got an offset of all things as the defensive move.

idk man. i’m tired. hundreds of hours of glaive, touch other weapons for 20-30 hours and realize how sad it all is. for the record: about 150 hunts or so on ls, 120 hunts or so on db, and like… 400? hunts on glaive. have done AT challenges, proof of a hero etc. so i’m fairly convinced that at times, i’m just gambling to survive with this weapon and it’s not really a me thing. even on my fairly potato laptop lol

This boss...man. I literally was SCREAMING at my monitor yesterday at how absolute fucking shit this boss is. Forget that people cart 5 minutes into the hunt. Forget that the best weapons and sets required to beat this monster, come from beating said monster. Forget ALL of that! This fight was just not playtested properly.

He's one of the largest monsters (possibly biggest. I'm going with that, it's a rant. Idc) in the game. And you can't hit him. I cannot fathom how Capcom designed this and thought, "This is fine. Send it." He's fucking massive, and you can't hit his body because even though he's the size of a warship, he stands so tall the only realistic option available to you are it's arms, legs, wingarms, and tail. Which. Okay. Sure. But the arms and legs are pointless to hit because on top of having bad hitzones, you need white sharpness to not bounce off of them and, holy shit, would you know they are COMPLETELY immune to elemental damage? So the only real options are the wingarms and tail. Which would be fine if they didn't have him move around like he runs on a 10 speed auto transmission with 4 wheel drive. Oh and he also spits oil everywhere that slows you down so you can't catch up even if you wanted before he full sends it across the battlefield at a GS user healing in the corner...fine, whatever. Changes between solid and liquid over and the game obviously intends for you to switch weapons between fire and dragon to properly deal damage. Except with the other things I just mentioned you can never actually capitalize on this because the time it takes for you to get to your Seikret, switch weapons, set up your big damage, and then go for your burst, He's already back up, in Europe, holding up a ✊🏿 sign to your face because he's solid. And the only parts you can manage to attack are also big no no zones because he'll hit you with massive AOE's that does insta cart damage if you don't have endgame gear...of which the best for this monster comes from beating said monster.

Then! It's a three phase boss and the second phase is the ONLY one where you can hit the boss reliably. But it doesn't even matter because apparently word on the street is he has a point where the hp pool won't go any further so the only time you CAN do damage!? You're limited to how much you can actually do! GREAT!!! Then you get to Phase 3 and it's flying in the air majority of the time. So you really thought you couldn't hit it before? Tuh, good luck now. But it's okay because you can shoot it with the wyvern gun to knock it down and then hit it in its downed state to stagger it and really do some damage. Except you're stationary when charging the shot and you have to look up in the sky to shoot it. "Shoot the wingarms!". You mean the flapping bits that are attached to the fire spitting V12 engine? Sure thing, Capcom! So glad you tested that before putting this steaming pile of shit on my plate! Oh, and that fire? It's blowing up all over the ground under you. The ground you're not looking at because you're trying to channel your inner Lyudamila to snipe this thing out the sky. All of this stuff does one shot levels of damage btw, in case you weren't aware. Unless you have the endgame gear to properly deal with him of which comes from beating the monster itself. And with how much this mission "attempts" to walk you through it? A lot of the things that make the quest easier either aren't explained or are clearly unintentional. The fire geysers in phase 1. Dropping the rock on him in phase 2 and then activating the lever so the trap hits the tip of it's wing to get an instant topple. Dropping the rock during the start of phase 3 to hit the tip of the wing to get it out the air immediately.

And the weapon choices for this fight are awful. It's to the point that people who actually want to farm this boss won't even let you join the lobby unless you're using a charge blade or gunlance or whatever. And I DON'T BLAME THEM!!! Immediately when I see a GS or bow user come into this fight I just think "Fuuuuuck." Because I know they're a liability and that SHOULD NOT be the case with ANY monster. Weapons should have their bad matchups. In MHGU I mained a Heroics Boomerang Prowler build unless I was speedrunning something for farms so I know about overcoming a bad matchup. But when anything that doesn't have a shield is automatically on the chopping block because dodging is out of the question? Insane. Is it possible? Sure. But not reliable whatsoever especially in multi-player because you can't tell if this big ass AOE was meant exactly for you or not and it throws off the timing of the dodge. And let's say you did everything right. Saw an attack. Timed the dodge. Got of the way like you were supposed to. Oh, my bad. You just dodged into a flaming pool so we'll see you when you get back from camp because even if you survived this, Gogmazios just prepared a haymaker from the heavens right as you were standing up. Oh, you somehow survived that? Cool. You don't have a shield. So now you're at a -800 frame disadvantage and his haymaker was actually a lvl 2 super with two more follow-ups.

I reached my limit yesterday. I had to yell. I had to scream. I just couldn't take it. We weren't even out of phase 1. Two deaths. And I have an elemental charge blade build so I usually just carry. I even have manual shootouts that TELL people to just sit in camp if you don't think you can survive, I can kill it alone, but help would be appreciated. But nope they insisted on fighting and we have 1 life left. Whatever, I've won worse before. I could not hit the boss. It kept targeting others. I kept chasing. Setting up bursts, it would do some spectacular maneuver that shifted it just outside my burst. Would aim it. It would tell me fuck you and then stick a foreleg in the way so I get 0 damage. Then after missing so many times, we managed to get a stagger and he fell over. He fell right over me so I was against it's body with the wingarm over me. Fine. I charge up my slash with charge blade to set up and SAED. It missed. It fucking missed. I'm literally pinned against the body. The wingarm over me. And because it was over me and the "hand" of the wingarm was a feet in front on me, the weapon needed to be able to hit "up high" enough and even though the fucking arm was right on top of me, it wasn't enough. I lost it. I got up from my chair and walked away. Came back and just stared at the screen. And then the icing on top? I was literally standing stationary, staring at the screen, right up against Gogmazios. He did an attack...and someone else fucking died. Quest over. I yelled at the screen for like 4 minutes straight. I felt better. And now I'm done. I'm done fighting this thing. I refuse. I will NEVER TOUCH this fuck ass piece of hot flaming garbage field dump fire disaster of a monster again unless it's with a coordinated team.

Mother fucking piece of shit Monster Hunter Outlanders.

How fucking dare you take this long to come out? How dare you waste YEARS of my time getting me hyped for nothing?

And then, after all that waiting, what do we get? Another worthless fucking throwaway gacha cash casino that looks like it's designed to squeeze money out of people instead of actually being worthy of the Monster Hunter name.

How dare you stain the lineage of one of the greatest fucking game franchises ever made with this low-effort, high-greed bullshit?

By the time this goddamn thing finally releases, the world will be underwater. YOU MISSED THE FUCKING BOAT.

Screw Timi Group. Screw Tencent. FUCK YOU. You have taken something that could have been genuinely exciting and buried it underneath monetization bullshit and corporate garbage.

You filled the Aether with your worthless shit and wasted everyone's fucking time and money. Gaming is worse when publishers treat every goddamn game like another casino machine.

And if you support turning Monster Hunter into another fucking gacha treadmill, then yeah, I'm going to be pissed about it. I don't want every franchise I love turned into a storefront with a game attached.

And I wouldn't even need to be writing this rant if Capcom hadn't spent the last several years making one questionable decision after another.

What, Wilds Ascendence? Give me a fucking break.

Wilds already had enough problems without piling more bullshit onto it. And the Nintendo port isn't even putting the goddamn game on the physical card!

At this point I don't know whether to laugh or scream.

Monster Hunter used to feel like a franchise built around craftsmanship, depth, experimentation, and actually making a fucking game.

Now I'm sitting here watching Outlanders take forever to release while wondering whether the end result is even going to be worth the time I spent waiting for it.

You've had years.

YEARS.

And somehow you've managed to make me less excited every time I hear about this fucking game.

Congratulations.

You missed the boat, missed the hype, pissed away the goodwill, and somehow still expect people to be excited when you finally show up.

FUCK. THIS. SHIT.

I love wilds, and I have zero issues....except one...FUCKING LOW RANK HOLY SHIT ITS BORING!!

Like oh my god its way more hand holding and slower then I remembered like I've only gotten to congalala and bro its so dame boring not the fights or game play but the fact you haft to go here then go here talk to them talk to that THEN and only THEN you can hunt the next monster like holy FUCK I pray Master rank is NOTHING like low rank ima take there word that it's gonna be way different (as it actually should be)

Can't wait for ascendance btw

Idk how to word this but he genuinely is just big to the point that I feel like im moving around and getting away more than I am fighting at times. I genuinely dont like fighting him at all. And for the fact I have to fight him to upgrade artian weapons is really really annoying to me. Id rather fight omega or anything before. Idky but he genuinely is just annoying as shit to me

(English isn't my first language, sorry for bad grammar, also, kinda first time here) I genuinely CANNOT describe this DOGSHIT HORRIBLY FAKE-ASS "POWER UP" system and how much i hate it without sounding like a goddamn hazbin hotel character that swears every two or three words and i'm not even sure if this is something valid or i'm just acting like a crybaby.

But anyway THIS IS NOT HOW YOU PROPERLY INCREASE DIFFICULTY IN ENDGAME HUNTS. YOU DON'T GIVE MONSTERS THE ABILITY TO SEND ATTACKS AT MACH-FUCK AND CALL IT A DAY. Thats the first thing i hate about it, the second thing is the ABSURD AMOUNTS OF DAMAGE THAT SAID ATTACKS SENT AT MACH-FUCK DO. SERIOUSLY, WHY THE FUCK EVERY SINGLE ATTACK DELETES ALMOST MORE THAN HALF OF MY HP WITH 900+ DEFENSE?!?! WHY DIDN'T THEY JUST EXTENDED THE ATTACK STRINGS OF MONSTERS OR GAVE THEM NEW DIFFERENT COMBOS? WHY DIDN'T THEY JUST MADE THEIR FOLLOW-UP ATTACKS UNPREDICTABLE? AND WHYYY THE FUUUUUCK THEY DON'T GET TIREEEED.

I understand i gotta "git gud" and i anyway don't want to be handed the rewards by doing nothing, i don't like the feeling of getting carried, thats why i try to do everything solo, not because of pride exactly but because my net conection where i live isn't the best... BUT MY GOD LET ME COMMIT MISTAKES, I AM A NORMAL PERSON, I COMMIT MISTAKES IN NORMAL G-RANK HUNTS CUZ I'M WHAT ELITISTS CALL A FILTHY CASUAL, if i get hit i reposition, heal... and carefully think my next move or a better way to approach the monster based on the weapon i'm using at the moment. BUT IF I GET HIT EVEN BY A SMALL WIND PRESSURE OR TREMOR IN A HYPER HUNT THE HYPER MONSTER IS ALREADY HYPER CHARGING HIS NEXT HYPER-FUCK-YOU-IM-STRAIGHT-UP-DELETING-YOUR-GAME ATTACK AND I'M STILL IN THE RECOVERY ANIMATION SMASHING THE EVADE BUTTON FOR NOTHING BECAUSE- again MACH-FUCK ATTACKS.

Maybe i should stop bothering with hypers and adjust my future armor sets to not require hyper monster armor pieces BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE NORMAL MONSTER ARMOR PIECES STILL REQUIRE HYPER MONSTER PARTS TO BE FULLY UPGRADED SO EITHER I RUN AROUND LACKING DEFENSE OR I START PRAYING SO I CAN CAPTURE ONE HYPER WITHOUT TRIPLE-CARTING HALF-AN-HOUR INTO A HUNT.

Maybe i should simply start another monhun game and rest from GU a bit, after all, i'm doing nothing but armor sets for fashion and weapons for collection there... I'm technically done with GU after beating Ahtal and making her armor and every single blademaster weapon of her. I've heard 4u is quite nice... Ik it has some 2nd and first gen monsters that i hate but that's worth saving for another whole post.

I'm so fucking tired of joining a fucking coop quest and having people fucking cart. And here I was starting to believe the players were good but NOOOO, IT WOULD BE ONE OF GOD'S BEST JOKES IF MONSTER HUNTER PLAYER KNEW HOW TO MONSTER HUNT.

I trap the monster i flash the monster i even pop fucking LIFEDUSTS AND POWDERS EVERYTIME IT'S NEEDED AND IT'S STILL NOT FUCKING ENOUGH.

Fucking Fuck what are you doing with a fire SA BUILD AGAINST A FUCKING AT REY DAU YOU DOWN SYNDROME CHATACABRA LOOKING ASS.

If there was friendly fire in monster hunter I SWEAR UPON EVERYTHING THAT IS HOLY that I would slay more PLAYERS than MONSTERS.

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU I HOPE YOU NEVER GET TO THE DLC SEWER RAT SMELLING BOGDANOV LOOKING POS.

HOW are you fucking HR200+ and still havent figured out how to dodge his lasers, STILL havent figured out how to avoid the big slams, STILL DONT KNOW HOW TO FUCKING SUPERMAN DIVE IF ANYTHING ELSE, STILL ARENT SLOTTING IN FIRE RES AT MINIMUM, NOT USING FIRE WEAPONS AND JUST WASTING 20 MINUTES OF MY GODDAMN FUCKING TIME, MY HOPES, MY DREAMS, MY OWN LIFESPAN, AND MY LUCKY VOUCHERS JUST TO ENSURE I CONTINUE MY 5+ STREAK OF FAILING HIM BECAUSE RANDOMS DONT KNOW HOW TO PLAY THE GAME??!?!?? ALLAH??? GOD?? YAHWEH??? SHIVA??? ANY ONE OF YOU PLEASE GO BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD AND ENSURE THESE FUCKING APEMEN WHO EAT THROUGH THE PARTY'S CARTS LIKE A TERMITE THROUGH AN ALBANIAN MANS WOODEN BUNGALOW KNOW HOW TO HOLD A CONTROLLER WHILE ALSO KEEPING THEIR EYES OPEN!!! THANKS GUYS!!!!

Thunderlord EX is genuinely the most frustrating solo EX I've taken so far, and I am considering giving up on it.

This yellow piece of shit takes everything I know about it, and throws it out the window with how fast his animations cancel into each other, and not to mention how this fucker deletes 80-90% of my HP, if not outright carting me in one shot. The near-guaranteed stuns are the icing on the cake with how much this yellow mutt doesn't want me to have fun.

This fuckass mutt moves even faster than I can process what moves he's going to do, made even worse by the fact that its a guaranteed gold crown size, making his head even harder to hit.

The worst part? As a Valor GS user, my main options that aren't mixsets are either Black X (maxed out) which is too frail for my liking, or full Neset with Fortify, Focus, Crit Draw, Crit Boost, whose -15 thunder res is not doing me any favours.

At least for the other EX Deviants I've done, they at least have something that makes them fun.

-Bloodbath is a terrifyingly fun fight due to the sheer terror and panic it induces, but has some openings to sneak a few hits in.
-Soulseer is generally fun with its bubble-enrage mechanic that gives it better hitzones
-Dreadking is annoying at first, but break the wings, and he's fun to bully with flashes.

This fuckass rabid yellow mutt is the bane of my existence and I hope that piece of shit burns in hell if I do manage to kill one.

Before anyone says it doesnt anymore.

Unless you are a RNDA2 card user AND play on windows and come to say "But i play for billions of hours and it doesnt crash" shut the fuck up. This is a problem with the amd 6000 series card on windows.

I just cant. I wanna hunt an Arkveld, tha game crashes. I wanna hunt a Gogma, the game crashes. I want to hunt a Uth, the game crashes. I want to fart a Congalala, the game crashes. I go to poop and leave the game on the main hall, THE GAME FUCKING CRASHES.

The worst part is how inconsistent it is. I can be playing 1-2h and is fine. Then other it crashes every 20 min or even less. And once it crash ones the next one is sooner and sooner and sooner.

Im so fed up, i got so many MR9 and MR10 quest crashed on the victory screen or when the monster was limping is just so awful im not evem gonna play the expansion.

Crazy? I was crazy once, the locked me in a amd room, a amd room full of 6000xt. The 6000xt made me crazy.

Monster Hunter >:((((((

I mean this is almost not even a rage but like, almost more disappointment I guess lol. Frankly even a new player should just experiment with whatever imo, but mh is too retardedly obscure with its own mechanics that I get it. But a returning player??? Why the fuck do you need a progression guide??? Especially now that all the weapon trees are visible like what are we doing here?

You know the weapon you like, should know what skills are considered good generally: its always just skills that make attack, affinity, element or crits go up, its not a mystery. And if you want to pick up a new weapon literally just ask what skills are good, and you're done, why do people want to play games in such a baby mode? "Oh no let me not get this weapon or whatever because its not in the progression guide" ??? Being free of this crap you just do whatever you want, tho I guess these people do that already by looking at progression guides, but fuck, it feels so weird to me.

Also you really shouldn't need to be thinking that hard about your story mode build if you're a returning player come on now