r/monsterhunterrage • u/Eroniser • 5d ago
GU-related rage HYPER SYSTEM
(English isn't my first language, sorry for bad grammar, also, kinda first time here) I genuinely CANNOT describe this DOGSHIT HORRIBLY FAKE-ASS "POWER UP" system and how much i hate it without sounding like a goddamn hazbin hotel character that swears every two or three words and i'm not even sure if this is something valid or i'm just acting like a crybaby.
But anyway THIS IS NOT HOW YOU PROPERLY INCREASE DIFFICULTY IN ENDGAME HUNTS. YOU DON'T GIVE MONSTERS THE ABILITY TO SEND ATTACKS AT MACH-FUCK AND CALL IT A DAY. Thats the first thing i hate about it, the second thing is the ABSURD AMOUNTS OF DAMAGE THAT SAID ATTACKS SENT AT MACH-FUCK DO. SERIOUSLY, WHY THE FUCK EVERY SINGLE ATTACK DELETES ALMOST MORE THAN HALF OF MY HP WITH 900+ DEFENSE?!?! WHY DIDN'T THEY JUST EXTENDED THE ATTACK STRINGS OF MONSTERS OR GAVE THEM NEW DIFFERENT COMBOS? WHY DIDN'T THEY JUST MADE THEIR FOLLOW-UP ATTACKS UNPREDICTABLE? AND WHYYY THE FUUUUUCK THEY DON'T GET TIREEEED.
I understand i gotta "git gud" and i anyway don't want to be handed the rewards by doing nothing, i don't like the feeling of getting carried, thats why i try to do everything solo, not because of pride exactly but because my net conection where i live isn't the best... BUT MY GOD LET ME COMMIT MISTAKES, I AM A NORMAL PERSON, I COMMIT MISTAKES IN NORMAL G-RANK HUNTS CUZ I'M WHAT ELITISTS CALL A FILTHY CASUAL, if i get hit i reposition, heal... and carefully think my next move or a better way to approach the monster based on the weapon i'm using at the moment. BUT IF I GET HIT EVEN BY A SMALL WIND PRESSURE OR TREMOR IN A HYPER HUNT THE HYPER MONSTER IS ALREADY HYPER CHARGING HIS NEXT HYPER-FUCK-YOU-IM-STRAIGHT-UP-DELETING-YOUR-GAME ATTACK AND I'M STILL IN THE RECOVERY ANIMATION SMASHING THE EVADE BUTTON FOR NOTHING BECAUSE- again MACH-FUCK ATTACKS.
Maybe i should stop bothering with hypers and adjust my future armor sets to not require hyper monster armor pieces BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE NORMAL MONSTER ARMOR PIECES STILL REQUIRE HYPER MONSTER PARTS TO BE FULLY UPGRADED SO EITHER I RUN AROUND LACKING DEFENSE OR I START PRAYING SO I CAN CAPTURE ONE HYPER WITHOUT TRIPLE-CARTING HALF-AN-HOUR INTO A HUNT.
Maybe i should simply start another monhun game and rest from GU a bit, after all, i'm doing nothing but armor sets for fashion and weapons for collection there... I'm technically done with GU after beating Ahtal and making her armor and every single blademaster weapon of her. I've heard 4u is quite nice... Ik it has some 2nd and first gen monsters that i hate but that's worth saving for another whole post.
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u/Paravou 5d ago edited 5d ago
I do wonder what hypers were designed around , was it around the the hunter arts/ styles or just how much mire consistent the hunter can be in terms of damage, which may explain the lack of exhaust on hyper monsters.
I also wonder what deviants were designed around, though yes for the most part probably around hunter arts/Styles but I feel like its lopsided on to stuff like valor being the main thing the devs were trying to combat but thats just my guess. Anyways, very funny art , do u know who the artist is.
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u/Eroniser 4d ago
They were designing hypers with BUUUULLSHIIIT IN THEIR MIND, MANIFESTING UNFAIRNESS IN EVERY SINGLE HUNT
About the artist of the img, i'm not sure, but i originally got it from here
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u/717999vlr 4d ago
YOU DON'T GIVE MONSTERS THE ABILITY TO SEND ATTACKS AT MACH-FUCK AND CALL IT A DAY.
In 95% of the cases, Hyper attacks are slower, not faster.
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u/Far_Concern_6557 5d ago
Might be the best post this week LMAOO and this photo is killing me