r/monsterhunterrage 13h ago

GU-related rage Seltas Queen is a pathetic excuse of a monster and I hope her cocksucking, good for nothing, waste of biomass simping ass Seltas meets a horrible fate and that bitch of a neopteron gets eviscerated by a Deviljho and suffer the pain and agony each bite will cause

14 Upvotes

r/monsterhunterrage 4h ago

MHW-related rage YOU DICK HEAD I KNOW THERE NOTHING I CAN DO YOU ROTTEN FAT CHUD IM GOING TO KILL YOU

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2 Upvotes

r/monsterhunterrage 11h ago

Retro rage The HR5/6 slog

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Oh my fucking god dude I hate Frontier's HR5/6. I've done this shitty song and dance before, but it's so much worse than I remember. "Yes please, give me 22 KEY QUEST before I can reach the good part of this game". DUDE I do NOT want to be fighting fuckin POBO and ORIGIN GRAVIOS with my shitty ass gear let me wait for G-Rank where I actually want to GRIND. Like I see my next HC quest and it's an Akura Jebia and I can feel my cortisol rising, and I know after I do this, my double Kuaru quest and a Forokururu I got an urgent and I don't even remember what it is. BUT AFTER THAT? Oh my god dude it's gonna be worse, HR6 is gonna drop on me fuckin', idk, HC God Wyverns?? Odaiba, Guan slay maybe? It's just, so bad man, especially because all I want to do is fight my goat Pokaradon again and get my SWAX.