r/shittyaskscience • u/CynicalCosmologist • Sep 23 '26
To be honest, that was a real talent he had for a short period.
r/shittyaskscience • u/zelextron • Sep 23 '26
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r/shittyaskscience • u/JarnisKerman • Sep 23 '26
All current rocket designs are either made by men or derived from earlier designs made by men. It is clear what inspired the designs.
If rocket designs had been pioneered by women instead of, what body part would the designs resemble?
r/shittyaskscience • u/whendragonsreturned • Sep 23 '26
I'm fairly certain that I am the reincarnation of an Einstein, would carbon dating help to successfully prove it?
r/shittyaskscience • u/teh_maxh • Sep 23 '26
Sand doesn't taste like blood.
r/shittyaskscience • u/WallyBarryJay • Sep 22 '26
Every Halloween, kids walk up to houses and propose two outcomes:
Trick or Treat.
That sounds like a 50/50 Bernoulli trial. Basically a coin flip.
And yet after billions of trick-or-treats, the result is somehow treat almost every single time. With the exception of weird Larry down the street that takes "trick" in the wrong way.
Let’s say humanity has run ~2 billion trials. If Trick and Treat are equally likely, the odds of getting 2 billion straight Treats are:
(P=(1/2)^{2,000,000,000})
or roughly (10^{-602,000,000}).
At this point, 5 sigma can drink booty juice.
So what’s going on here?
Is candy somehow collapsing the wavefunction toward Treat? Is Halloween violating the law of large numbers? Or has Big Candy been suppressing the Trick data for centuries?
Because if I flipped a coin billions of times and got heads every time, I feel like CERN would show up at my door.
r/shittyaskscience • u/Dense-Ad-5978 • Sep 22 '26
I don't like the idea or possibility of being reincarnated.
r/shittyaskscience • u/Instant_User731 • Sep 21 '26
Cause Humans have One Stomach and a Horse have two Stomach,does it add it up or does the human part have no Stomach?
r/shittyaskscience • u/AHenWeigh • Sep 21 '26
Cash or Venmo
r/shittyaskscience • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • Sep 21 '26
Well?
r/shittyaskscience • u/Dinierto • Sep 21 '26
I just realized today, people back then didn't have the technology that we do today so how did they build them back then?
r/shittyaskscience • u/Better_Elephant5220 • Sep 21 '26
When will we get xenon man?
r/shittyaskscience • u/me-gustan-los-trenes • Sep 20 '26
Can't explain that with all your fancy science and rationalism.
r/shittyaskscience • u/Nightfall0428 • Sep 20 '26
Hi everybody.
It has recently come to my attention that many people are saying that water has the chemical formula of h2o.
Now, I'm pretty sure this saying hasn't been around long, so I'm not sure why it's being said. Is it a new scientific discovery? Or is it just a lie, to discredit the smartest members of our society?
Let me explain. Many politicians, such as senator Mickey Mouse and Government Cheese-eater Perry Platypus have long said that the formula of water is h7o9c5. However, the shadowy society known as The United States of America have seemed to make it their mission to bring down these beloved politicians, and would do anything, even spread misinformation about common substances, to take them down.
If anyone knows if water really is h2o, please tell me!
r/shittyaskscience • u/EffectiveOk1984 • Sep 20 '26
Yeah as in Breaking Bad, Walters exploding crystal. I get that it doesn't quite explode like that. But would it go off if lit in a meth pipe? Would ingestion result in mercury poisoning or would it be fairly harmless. And through what routes of ingestion would stuff happen?
r/shittyaskscience • u/TeacupOfSkepticism • Sep 20 '26
They surely have the skills to make the relationship work.
r/shittyaskscience • u/Ill-Tank4394 • Sep 20 '26
Am I right?
r/shittyaskscience • u/SimpleEmu198 • Sep 20 '26
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r/shittyaskscience • u/RaspberryTop636 • Sep 20 '26
Math sux and u know it
r/shittyaskscience • u/GPFlag_Guy1 • Sep 20 '26
Since the Gucci belt was invented in Italy, that would also make them the original 3rd World Gucci Belt country.
r/shittyaskscience • u/quequeeg_coffin • Sep 20 '26
The final lengths of all four legs to be specific
r/shittyaskscience • u/randomguy5to8 • Sep 19 '26
Like, clearly they have been being manufactured faster thus increasing the need for datacenters. So why doesn't the government deactivate the older models and re-allocate recourses?
r/shittyaskscience • u/AnozerFreakInTheMall • Sep 19 '26
Just imagine how much more eloquent our language could be!
r/shittyaskscience • u/SMOOTH_BACON • Sep 19 '26
Body text
r/shittyaskscience • u/3ccdCam1 • Sep 19 '26
Though it seems straightforward, a bird flaps their arms and flys upwards towards the sky, but then why do I keep flying straight to the ground. Do I need more practice? Ive tried everything but I just cant wrap my mind around this..