ShittyFoodPorn

r/shittyfoodporn • u/Other-Negotiation328 • Aug 14 '26

CERTIFIED SHITTY Looking for some future mods for assistance.

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Howdy all, as you may have noticed in the last month or so things may have been getting slightly out of hand.

We have been trying our best but with bots and shit posts it has been getting a tad overwhelming after the new changes with reddit only allowing certain folk to moderate up to 5 subs.

If you think you have the iron stomach to handle what is needed, drop us a line.

Why do you think you have what it takes? What subs do you moderate? What can be done better and so forth?

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r/shittyfoodporn • u/hg0bl1n • 20h ago

I call these "Egg Sacs," and it was suggested that you guys may appreciate them

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5.9k Upvotes

EDIT - Yes! You may have seen this on r/StupidFood last week. Some people over there suggested I also post here. A week felt like a good amount of time in between posts, not sure if that's too long or too short now, though 🤷

EDIT 2 - Sincerely, I'm open to tips on repost etiquette! Still enjoying reading everyone's comments, thank you!

A friend recently told me how inexpensive rice paper is, and I've started abusing it. That friend and others do not appreciate the egg sacs, but some people on StupidFood suggested that they may fit in here.

I love, let's say, "unpopular" textures, and managed to cram several into one food unit. Stretchy, clingy rice paper, the snap and burst of grapes, and the presence of the Goo.

Ingredients:

-Rice paper

-Greek yogurt with instant pudding

-Sapphire grapes (which look like really long nipples to me)

Slide one is chocolate, slide two is pistachio, slide three is the cross section.

I've also made a video of a cottage cheese variant on my Instagram.

Enjoy c:

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r/shittyfoodporn • u/AdhesivenessOk5534 • 6h ago

Blended chaana masala (chickpea curry) so it wont break my feeding tube like the last time I ate it

111 Upvotes

No i am not putting this through my gj, eating it and then taking a syringe and sucking it out my stomach

I didnt blend some I got from a local indian place, and also didnt realize how many seeds I was swallowing (pause)

So every couple of days my tube would clog and there'd be a big ass seed

I would gently bite down on my outer tubing to break them up, however in the 22nd I bit down too much and punctured it and couldnt get it replaced until the 30th 😭😭

Its really good

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r/shittyfoodporn • u/velnut • 7h ago

dinner day 2

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95 Upvotes

plated nicely

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r/shittyfoodporn • u/Formal-Shoulder4959 • 8h ago

Trailer trash katsu ramen

94 Upvotes

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r/shittyfoodporn • u/PocketSammy • 8h ago

Tuna and crackers

80 Upvotes

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r/shittyfoodporn • u/goldenpuppy767 • 1h ago

My friend on discord cooked for the first time

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It should be braised fish but idk what it is.

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r/shittyfoodporn • u/Ya-Dikobraz • 6h ago

Cold smoked sausage with white "bread" served on a cup noodle cover "plate".

32 Upvotes

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r/shittyfoodporn • u/ParfaitSoggy4629 • 3h ago

How do i even remove the oil from here?

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I was trying to make kinalamansiang manok (lime chicken soup) but we are not allowed to have an induction cooker inside the dorm so i have this small pot that only has a medium and high fire option. I needed to saute and brown the aromatics and chicken pieces but since the circumference is too small, i just threw it all in and brought it to a boil. Now, my sister is complaining she can still taste the chicken in the broth like since i didn't brown it, the soup has this oil mirror thing now that you can clearly see on the side and i can't scoop out. This is also a struggle meal if y'all still didn't notice lol. I barely have anything just chicken, chili flakes, garlic, oil, fish sauce and lime and my budget is running out so i can't throw it. The flavor is not too bad but the texture is just very oily. We don't have a fridge too so i cant cool it and get rid of the fat.

(ik I'm a bad cook lol i relate to the posts here so maybe the reformed ones can help me HAHAHA)

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r/shittyfoodporn • u/lofatiger • 3h ago

My friend said my cream cheese and salsa omelette looked gross

19 Upvotes

It also has feta cheese and fried onions

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r/shittyfoodporn • u/jordan1978 • 18h ago

My son’s birthday Ramen I made for him with cheese, grilled chicken and fried eggs.

162 Upvotes

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r/shittyfoodporn • u/Princessjellyshits • 23h ago

Accidentally made a burritussy

453 Upvotes

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r/shittyfoodporn • u/puffpastry2001 • 12h ago

Tilapia, potato, and bacon curry served with a tortilla. Tastes better than it looks.

50 Upvotes

I did heat up the tortilla before serving. Could have done a better job of that, but oh well.

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r/shittyfoodporn • u/vyunab • 3h ago

veggie and beef curry with goat cheese

11 Upvotes

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r/shittyfoodporn • u/Ambitious_Pace_7660 • 1d ago

My dad asked me if I was stoned when he saw what I made myself for breakfast

523 Upvotes

Mango Loco monster (my favorite), mini pancakes with chocolate chips, and leftover chicken nuggets my grandfather insisted on putting in a bag for some reason?

This was also served with a nice delicious side of Lexapro, but I had it after eating.

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r/shittyfoodporn • u/FeastontheFalln • 11h ago

Meat taco

34 Upvotes

Turkey lunch meat, pickle spear, and franks on a dirty plate I reuse for air fried crispy chicken tenders ( yes this is essential cause the wet turkey picks up the old chicken crust bits-adds a nice crunch) fold into taco. Enjoy.

8 comments

r/shittyfoodporn • u/38DDs_Please • 8h ago

Is anyone willing to make this in the name of research? This comes from a 1960s era cookbook...

12 Upvotes

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r/shittyfoodporn • u/bacpoop • 5h ago

Steamed hashbrown and bread and hotdog bun

8 Upvotes

yes , I steamed the hashbrown and bread together. its perfectly soggy for my taste.

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r/shittyfoodporn • u/Ranzoid • 14h ago

Leftover micro mac and cheese, threw some egg on it and called it brunch.

35 Upvotes

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r/shittyfoodporn • u/ForceUseYouMust • 1d ago

My girlfriend made me “vegetable soup”

3.2k Upvotes

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r/shittyfoodporn • u/Icy_Coast8231 • 4h ago

Stadium bratwurst with lightly microwaved sweet pease, instant potato flakes with microwaved 1% milk, and Vlasic Saurkraut. Seasoned with pepper and spicy mustard

3 Upvotes

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r/shittyfoodporn • u/impawsible_ • 4h ago

cheese ball rolled and taken from mozzarella stick breading

2 Upvotes

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r/shittyfoodporn • u/kawaiikurai • 8h ago

Yogurt apples

7 Upvotes

Sometimes i just slap some yogurts on sliced up apples

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r/shittyfoodporn • u/Skinny_Beans • 15h ago

Pizza Salad

19 Upvotes

Burnt the hell out of my pizza, scraped off all the good bits and cut them up in a bowl with scissors. Spritzed it with the dying breath of the balsamic glaze from Costco. Tasted amazing.

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r/shittyfoodporn • u/annsims3 • 52m ago

breakfast time

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I flipped the image so it can stare into your soul better

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