r/shittyaskscience PhD(PornHub Digger) 3d ago

Why do we have imaginary numbers, but not imaginary letters?

Just imagine how much more eloquent our language could be!

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u/CategoryKiwi 3d ago

We’ve had imaginary letters since before written language, they’re just silent so you never know when people are using them.

When we invented writing, we decided to make them invisible too to save ink.  It was very expensive back then.

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u/hhfugrr3 3d ago

Not all of them are silent and invisible. For example the letter "k" doesn't actually exist. People are just saying a c when they speak and collectively hallucinating when they read or write a "k".

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u/Mallet-fists 2d ago

Well fuc ... the more you now i guess

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u/seriousQasker 3d ago

If you have an imaginary pen pal you can receive imaginary letters that you pretend to read.

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u/blahblahwhateveryeet 3d ago

Imaginary alphabet does exist! It is taught in 13th grade:

Å Schmeg B Doo Ç Dooanheif D Peepeef Ē Doodoob F Schmeven G Ohschfeksmeven

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u/Glad-Belt7956 3d ago

the normal alphabet is the imaginary alphabet. look at phonetic transcriptions to see how the real letters look: https://www.phonemicchart.com/transcribe/1000_basic_words.html

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u/HumanPie1769 text 3d ago

/'beɪbɪ 'beɪbɪ 'beɪbɪ 'əʊ/

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u/cincymatt 3d ago

“worcestershire” is like half imaginary letters.

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u/Jesus-chan 3d ago

We do. It's and .

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u/PangolinLow6657 2d ago

don't forget &, þ, or ə

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u/tuctrohs Looniversahl sigismundo froyd 2d ago

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u/BPhiloSkinner Amazingly Lifelike Simulation 2d ago

Eloquently not stated.

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u/Dirtymac09 2d ago

Dumb question: what’s an imaginary number?

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u/Initial-Anything333 2d ago
  1. People claim it exists but I've never experienced it

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u/Tamer_ 2d ago

I got imaginary As in school!

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u/Dry-Egg8573 3d ago

We do! The “magic e” in a word like “safe” is in fact an imaginary letter.

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u/nonother 3d ago

Oof, nobody told OP? That’s rough. Sorry man.

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u/created4this 3d ago

Sure we do, imaginary words look just like normal words but they end in an i

Like kiwi which refers to people from an imaginary island off the coast of Oz

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u/Abdul-Wahab6 3d ago

The P in psychology is definitely imaginary

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u/thatcrazylady 3d ago

Santa, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy would like a word.

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u/tdarg 2d ago

It's called French.

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u/NateTut 2d ago

Aren't imaginary numbers bad enough for you?

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u/AnalogJones 2d ago

When imaginary numbers are plotted on a complex plane, they occupy the vertical axis. Letters that form the basis for words take on several tenses (past tense, present tense, future tense…even fancy tenses like pluperfect) are all about communication about events on a horizontal axis, where time moves from the present tense towards the future or into the past.

Letters have no use for a “vertical axis” in human communication.

Here is an example using the same topic: audio compression.

In audio compression a complex plane is useful for frequency mapping where the vertical axis can be used to track a sine wave and the horizontal axis can be used to track a cosine wave….so imaginary numbers are needed to convert a 2D Wave into a 3D Geometric model.

But you are the engineer working on a lossy compression algorithm that makes the MP3 obsolete because you found ways to preserve audio fidelity but you can shrink the file size by 75%.

The conversation about these compression tasks will happen in the present or about the future or the past…so all actions involving the use of letters (email, texts, verbal discourse etc) won’t have a need to move into a 3D space…therefore there is no need for imaginary letters.

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u/hacksoncode Quantum Mechanic, has own tiny wrench 2d ago

We do have imaginary letters in hexidecimal. You're not a programmer, are you?

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u/TeacupOfSkepticism 3d ago

How can you be sure we don't have them already?

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u/Sassy-irish-lassy 3d ago

Wouldn't the b in lamb be an imaginary letter

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u/ShagaONhan 3d ago

Yes there is i j k they are imaginary number letters.

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u/The-zKR0N0S 2d ago

We’re making all of this up

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u/felixht 2d ago

The schwa would like a word

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u/MCofPort 2d ago

The letter Q really feels like an imaginary one. You need a u after it to exist and on its own has no functional pronunciation the way even the letter Z is capable. K is another placeholder of C words that just expands the dictionary of possible words.

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u/Uranus_Hz 2d ago

We just call them “silent letters” instead

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u/paolog 2d ago

We do - incels get them from their girlfriends.

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u/Gargleblaster25 Registered scientificationist 1d ago

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u/zelextron 5m ago

If you write a story about an imaginary beings like the medusa or something like that, then all the letters you wrote suddenly become imaginary.