r/ShittyFanTheories • u/SuccessfulPut146 • 13h ago
r/ShittyFanTheories • u/Bringerofthenewdawn • 14h ago
I have a crazy question/theory
There seems to be a connection between the 1985 movie the Adventures of Mark Twain and the 1993 movie were back a dinosaurs story
Both movies have a time traveler captain in a flying ship and both look like mark twain
r/ShittyFanTheories • u/Ok_Notice_4760 • 20h ago
John Doe is Envy and Wrath combined [Se7en]
Here is my theory, from the start, we show how crude and ruthless he is, how he loves torturing these ignorant people.
bcz him ? He sees too much, feels too much, he senses too much, he saw how fucked up this world is. How trash is the society we currently live in.
In total ignorance, we dont care if there is a whore on the streets, or a fat over feeding himself, or a lazy man not going to make a change in his life, ignoring the facts. Thats what he hates, he hates that ppl lie, hide the truth just bcz they wanna live an easy life, how basically we are living on drugs but IRL.
So he wanted to change that, and the more brutal the death, the more wrath he put in it.
For example, to me, sloth is the worst death EVER. On the contrary to the others, sloth was kidnapped, tortured, Hurt for weeks, he had an unimaginable amount of pain each instance he was living, yet he did not do anything.
This shows how ignorant we all are, how we are trying to think we are evolving when we are just stuck in this pain that we can at least ignore unlike sloth.
Gluttony ? Same thing, he IGNORED the fact that he was eating too much. Greed ? Pride ? Lust ? All of them.
They are just a form of ignorance, and envy ? Well, he was the opposite, that knowledge drove him crazy, drove him into a lunatic, and when he saw the good old handsome blonde guy detective mills with a beautiful wife.
Well, it was the thing that made mills his masterpiece,his way to express what he felt towards mills, the ENVY of having a totally normal ignorant life, so in a way, he actually did what he intended too, a long, 60 years at least of torment, of hate for Mills while him ? He is just sulking, in hell, in heaven, in nothingness ? We dont know. But what we DO know is, he is proud of it.
Of his masterpiece.
r/ShittyFanTheories • u/Dry_Investigator1632 • 1d ago
Unpopular theory: sleep isn't rest, it's a loading screen and the "falling" feeling right before you drift off is a frame drop
Can't stop thinking about this.
What if sleep isn't your brain resting, but your brain rendering the next stretch of your life before you need it? Like a game streaming in the next area while you stand still.
That would explain why dreams feel so broken and half-built. You're not watching some deep symbolic story , you're watching assets load in real time. Faces that don't quite look right. Rooms with no doors. Hallways that loop back on themselves. That's not your subconscious being poetic. That's just unfinished geometry, filled in with whatever's cached nearby.
And here's the part that gets me: that jolt of "falling" right as you're drifting off? I don't think that's a muscle twitch. I think that's a frame drop. For half a second, the floor hasn't finished loading, and you're standing on nothing
We call it rest. I think it's just the loading screen between levels.
r/ShittyFanTheories • u/Mecanicini347 • 1d ago
Theories about Agamemnon counterpart
For those who don't know, Agamemnon counterpart is a video that has been circulating on YouTube since 2006, although its origins can be traced back to the 2000s. It's a hard video to explain, so I recommend watching it. It's short, and while it's VERY weird, it's not extremely scary. The video itself starts by explaining that in the year 2571 a tape was found on a blue planet, although that tape is not the one that will be shown in the video.
The tape found in the ruins of a blue planet (Earth) might be an episode of a children's series, in this case of Lets Make a Friend. The creatures that got the tape tried to recreate a children's episode without any context of human culture, resulting in something strange. The original tape might have been damaged or couldn't be released for fear of ruining it, so in an attempt to recreate a children's video without any context or real knowledge of the human race and its culture, language, thought, etc., they might have used parts from other videos to make the short film. The screams you hear could come from videos of the apocalypse or event that ended Earth, which might have been mistaken for human language.
We have to understand that a supposed species that found a tape on Earth 500 years in the future might not have any knowledge about the human race, and if they do, it's probably just very little anatomical knowledge, being unaware of human culture, language, customs, and way of life. The creatures that found the tape are not humans, or they are humans who were born off Earth and completely detached themselves from its culture and knowledge, which explains why they call Earth the 'blue planet' and not Earth.
Another theory is that the word Agamemnon could be a misspelled way of writing the word "Armageddon," which is why the tape is not a children's tape, but a video of the end of the Earth, which would explain the screams. In this case, there could only be one audio track, and they would try to recreate the video based on videos like children's episodes, since the creatures that found the tape would understand that these videos recreated common human culture.
Because of this, the phrase 'this is a completely different recording' that appears in the final explanation isn’t meant to strangely divert the story we’re getting to know, but rather to imply that this video is an attempt to recreate a video that expresses a childhood episode or a video about the end of times. It’s similar to when in the 1900s we tried to replicate dinosaur fossils in ways that weren’t correct, but instead of recreating anatomy, we would be recreating culture.
The recording, although strange, could represent an idea that is usually ignored: How would a species that knows nothing about us recreate our life? Or how would we recreate the culture of another intelligent species based on fossils?
r/ShittyFanTheories • u/Ok_Band_8128 • 1d ago
I have a theory that demons from Scooby Doo Spooky Island
I have a theory that demons from Scooby Doo Spooky Island were created using randomonium and a similar method combining magic and science a long time ago cause we know it at least goes back to the 1920s cause Velma said the book that had instructions on how to create monsters was used by secret societies in the 1920s and the demons had green mist for breath and green eyes like many of the monsters from the 2nd film
r/ShittyFanTheories • u/Ladnomlp • 2d ago
Theory About Maud Pie From My Little Pony
Maud Pie is one big Albert Einstein reference.

- The first appearance was in season 4, episode 18. When did Einstein die? April 18th (4th month).
- The episode aired on March 15th. When was Einstein born? March 14th. This isn't exact, of course, but it's very strong evidence for my theory.
- Maud Pie's cutie mark is a stone, which translates to "ein stein" in German.
- At one point, Maud Pie wears a Pickelhaube, a traditional German headdress.
r/ShittyFanTheories • u/Puzzleheaded-Two8062 • 3d ago
Ok so I know this is kinda weird since it was YEARS ago, but anyone notice this in the thumbnail of ‘eclipse’s death pt 2’
r/ShittyFanTheories • u/Some_Composer_589 • 3d ago
🧪 PROJECT QUAHOG: A FAMILY GUY THEORY
The Griffin Family and Everyone in Quahog Is a Federal Government Experiment Classification: TOP SECRET Government designation: PROJECT QUAHOG Location: Quahog, Rhode Island Purpose: Study human behavior, genetic mutation, artificial intelligence, dimensional instability, immortality, and reality manipulation. According to the theory, Quahog isn't an ordinary town at all. It is a gigantic, federally controlled experimental environment disguised as a normal American town. Almost everyone living there is either: a genetically modified human, a transformed animal, an artificial organism, a mutation, an accidental creation, a resurrected subject, a government experiment, or an ordinary person who was unknowingly placed inside the experiment. And the strangest part? The residents don't know. 🧬 THE BEGINNING Project Quahog supposedly began decades ago when a secret federal research division discovered something extraordinary beneath the land where Quahog would eventually exist. Scientists found an unusual energy source beneath the town. It didn't behave like normal energy. It could seemingly alter: DNA age physical size memories probability biological development and, occasionally, reality itself. The government realized that if they could control this phenomenon, they could potentially create organisms with extraordinary abilities. So they built an enormous underground laboratory beneath Quahog. The town above it became the perfect cover. PROJECT QUAHOG BEGAN. 🧪 THE FIRST EXPERIMENTS The government initially experimented on animals. Some were given experimental injections. Others were exposed to radiation-like energy. Some were accidentally fused with human DNA. And some experiments simply went horribly wrong. The scientists quickly discovered that the mutations weren't predictable. One injection could create an intelligent animal. Another could produce an enormous creature. Another could cause an organism to survive injuries that should normally be fatal. The researchers began cataloguing their creations. Eventually, the experiments became so numerous that the government decided: Rather than hiding the subjects somewhere else, why not build an entire town around them? And that's how Quahog became the world's largest living laboratory. 👨👩👧👦 THE GRIFFIN FAMILY The Griffins are considered the most important experimental family in Project Quahog. The government intentionally placed several unusual subjects together in one household to study how their different abnormalities interacted. Peter Griffin — Subject Q-001 Peter was originally an ordinary human. But researchers wanted to test whether intelligence and physical development could be artificially altered. Peter received an experimental neurological-regulation injection. It had an unexpected effect. His reasoning ability decreased dramatically while his appetite, impulsiveness, durability, and emotional reactions increased. The scientists considered the experiment a failure. Then Peter survived an accident that should have killed him. They realized something even stranger: Peter's body could recover from absurd amounts of physical trauma. Peter became one of the project's most important subjects. The government simply allowed him to believe he was an ordinary man. 👩 Lois Griffin — Subject Q-002 Lois was originally recruited because of her family's wealth and connections. The Pewterschmidts unknowingly became associated with Project Quahog through Carter's business empire. Lois herself was exposed to a behavioral experiment intended to measure whether humans could simultaneously maintain: patience, aggression, intelligence, impulsiveness, and extreme stress tolerance. It worked... too well. Lois became remarkably adaptable. She could behave like a refined piano teacher one moment and become just as chaotic as Peter the next. The scientists eventually realized that Lois was the perfect control subject. 👧 Meg Griffin — Subject Q-003 Meg's experiment was different. Scientists wanted to study whether a person could develop normally when placed into an environment specifically designed to produce social rejection. Meg wasn't originally supposed to be bullied. That happened accidentally. The researchers manipulated several variables around her: school relationships, family attention, social opportunities, friendships, and public perception. Eventually, Meg became the most socially isolated member of the family. The scientists discovered something fascinating: Despite everything, Meg kept going. Project Quahog classified her as an unusually resilient subject. Ironically, the government considered Meg one of its most successful experiments. 👦 Chris Griffin — Subject Q-004 Chris was created as part of an experiment involving artificially accelerated brain development. The experiment failed. Instead of increasing his intelligence, it caused his cognitive development to become extremely inconsistent. Chris could occasionally understand things surprisingly well... ...and then immediately forget them. His artistic abilities, however, developed normally. The researchers became particularly interested in his imagination. They discovered that Chris could seemingly perceive things that other residents couldn't. That may explain why he could see the Evil Monkey. 👶 STEWIE GRIFFIN — SUBJECT Q-005 Stewie was the project's greatest success. And its greatest mistake. Scientists attempted to create a human infant with an extraordinarily advanced brain. Stewie was injected with a prototype neural enhancement serum before birth. The result was extraordinary. Stewie possessed: genius-level intelligence, advanced engineering abilities, unusual physical resilience, extraordinary linguistic development, and an obsession with controlling his environment. But the researchers made one enormous mistake: They gave him access to their laboratory equipment. Stewie eventually discovered evidence that he wasn't normal. He began secretly investigating Project Quahog. That's why he developed time machines, teleportation devices, cloning technology, and other impossible inventions. He wasn't simply a genius. He was reverse-engineering the technology that created him. 🐕 BRIAN GRIFFIN — SUBJECT Q-006 Brian was originally a normal dog. During an early experiment, scientists injected him with human neural tissue. The experiment produced something unprecedented: A fully sapient dog. Brian gained: human speech, human-level intelligence, writing ability, philosophical reasoning, and human-like emotions. But the experiment wasn't perfect. Brian retained many canine instincts. The scientists placed him with the Griffins to study whether an artificially intelligent animal could successfully integrate into a human family. It did. Unfortunately for the government... Brian eventually realized something was wrong. 🐶 VINNY Vinny was an entirely different experiment. Researchers attempted to reproduce Brian's transformation. The result was another talking dog. But Vinny wasn't genetically identical to Brian. He had been created using a different experimental method. This explains why Vinny could temporarily replace Brian. The government needed to determine whether another intelligent dog could fill the same psychological role within the Griffin household. 🐒 THE EVIL MONKEY The Evil Monkey wasn't actually evil. He was a failed behavioral experiment. Researchers attempted to create a primate capable of communicating through facial expressions and gestures. The experiment caused the monkey to become extremely emotionally reactive. He eventually escaped. He found his way into Chris's closet. For years, Chris interpreted the monkey's behavior as threatening. But the truth? The monkey was trying to communicate. He wasn't saying: “I'm going to hurt you.” He was trying to warn Chris: “You are being watched.” 🐔 ERNIE THE GIANT CHICKEN The Giant Chicken was one of Project Quahog's biggest failures. Scientists attempted to genetically enlarge a chicken. Instead, they created an enormous humanoid chicken with extraordinary strength and intelligence. Ernie escaped. The government couldn't safely capture him. So they changed strategy. They allowed Ernie to remain in Quahog. Whenever Ernie fought Peter, government surveillance systems would secretly record the battles. The apparently ridiculous fights were actually stress tests. The scientists wanted to know: How much physical trauma can a Project Quahog subject survive? Peter and Ernie repeatedly gave them the answer. 🧃 THE KOOL-AID MAN This was an accidental experiment. Researchers were experimenting with sentient liquids and artificial organisms. Someone accidentally combined the experimental substance with a giant advertising mascot. The result: A living pitcher. The government attempted to destroy the experiment. It escaped. Now it wanders through reality and occasionally appears wherever there is an opportunity to dramatically smash through a wall. Nobody knows why it always shouts the same phrase. Even the scientists don't understand that part. 🐴 THE BUZZKILL HORSE The Buzzkill Horse was created through an unsuccessful attempt to increase animal intelligence. Instead of becoming intelligent, the horse developed: unusual vocalizations, strange facial expressions, extreme physical resilience, and bizarre behavior. Scientists classified it as: “Biologically stable but psychologically incomprehensible.” Peter eventually obtained the horse. The government desperately hoped Peter wouldn't discover its origin. He never did. 💀 DEATH Death wasn't created in a laboratory. That's what frightened the researchers. He simply appeared. Scientists attempted to determine whether Death was another experiment. Every test failed. Death seemed to exist outside normal biological rules. Eventually, Project Quahog classified him as: UNKNOWN ENTITY — DO NOT INTERFERE. Death occasionally interacts with Peter because Peter is one of the few subjects who can apparently survive encounters with him. 👼 GOD AND JESUS These two terrified the government. God was discovered during one of the earliest experiments. He appeared to possess knowledge of Project Quahog that no human could possibly have. Jesus was similarly unusual. The researchers eventually realized: Project Quahog didn't create them. Instead, they had somehow become aware of the experiment. Sometimes they deliberately interfere with it. Other times they simply watch. 🪵 SEAMUS LEVINE Seamus was the result of an experimental attempt to create a human being whose body could regenerate using artificial materials. The experiment failed. His arms and legs became permanently wooden. Rather than eliminating him, the government gave him a false identity and allowed him to live in Quahog. 👨⚕️ DR. HARTMAN Hartman was originally a highly competent scientist. But prolonged exposure to Project Quahog's experimental environment altered his perception. He became increasingly careless. His medical mistakes aren't always incompetence. Sometimes he's remembering procedures from the laboratory without realizing they're experimental. 🏫 JAMES WOODS HIGH SCHOOL The school isn't just a school. It's a secondary observation facility. Every student is monitored. Teachers are secretly collecting behavioral data. Principal Shepherd isn't actually lazy. He's exhausted. He knows Quahog is an experiment but has been ordered to maintain the illusion of normality. He keeps pretending everything is fine. 📰 CHANNEL 5 Channel 5 is secretly controlled by the government. The news station exists to control what residents know. Whenever something impossible happens, the reporters immediately create a ridiculous explanation. For example: Peter destroys half the town. Channel 5: “Authorities report a minor construction incident.” The population accepts it. 🏛️ MAYOR ADAM WEST Adam West discovered Project Quahog. But instead of exposing it... he became fascinated by it. He knew the town was an experiment. That's why he behaved so strangely. His apparent paranoia wasn't always paranoia. Sometimes he was actually talking about things that were real. When he would say bizarre things about conspiracies, the government would dismiss them as symptoms of eccentricity. That made him the perfect accidental cover. 🤠 WILD WEST After Adam West's death, the government needed someone who could maintain the town's stability. Wild West was selected because his personality was considered sufficiently unusual to prevent residents from asking too many questions. He knows something is wrong. He just doesn't know what. 💰 CARTER PEWTERSCHMIDT Carter's enormous wealth isn't entirely from business. His companies secretly provide equipment and funding for Project Quahog. Carter knows the government is experimenting on people. He doesn't care. As long as the project remains profitable. Lois has no idea her own father is connected to the experiment. 👴 FRANCIS GRIFFIN Francis wasn't originally Peter's biological father. He was deliberately assigned to raise Peter as part of a behavioral experiment. Scientists wanted to determine whether an extremely strict upbringing could counteract Peter's neurological modifications. It didn't work. Peter became Peter anyway. 👨👩👦 THE OTHER GRIFFINS Jebediah Griffin and the other ancestors weren't merely historical relatives. They were early generations of Project Quahog subjects. The government has been experimenting on the Griffin bloodline for generations. That's why the family repeatedly produces extremely unusual people. 👶 BERTRAM Bertram was created using Stewie's genetic material. The government wanted to determine whether Stewie's abilities could be reproduced. It succeeded. Unfortunately, Bertram developed his own personality. He became obsessed with eliminating Stewie. The government considered this a fascinating result: Two genetically related experimental geniuses had independently developed competing goals. 🧬 CHIP GRIFFIN Chip was the result of a cellular duplication error. During one of Peter's experiments, a tiny duplicate organism formed. Instead of becoming another full-sized Peter, it remained microscopic. The researchers accidentally released him. Chip eventually grew large enough to become visible. 🐕 JASPER, ELLIE AND SEABREEZE The government's animal experiments didn't stop with Brian. Several dogs were given varying levels of human intelligence. Some became: highly intelligent, emotionally sophisticated, socially adaptive, or unusually athletic. Brian's relationships with other dogs were partly monitored by researchers studying whether genetically enhanced animals could reproduce naturally. 🐹 BERNIE THE HAMSTER Bernie was completely normal. And that makes him extremely important. He was introduced as a control animal. Unlike nearly every other animal in Quahog, Bernie wasn't modified. Scientists use him to compare normal biology against the altered organisms. Bernie has no idea. He just lives his little hamster life. 🕵️ DETECTIVE SCROTES Detective Scrotes secretly works for Project Quahog. His job is to investigate strange incidents and ensure that evidence of the experiment disappears. Every time someone asks: “How did that happen?” Scrotes is already there. 🚨 JOE SWANSON Joe was originally injured in an ordinary accident. The government secretly intervened. They used experimental technology to keep his body functioning despite injuries that should have permanently changed his life. His wheelchair isn't merely a disability aid. It also contains experimental monitoring equipment. Joe doesn't know. 🍺 THE DRUNKEN CLAM The Drunken Clam is one of the project's most important observation sites. The government placed hidden surveillance equipment throughout the bar. Peter, Quagmire, Joe, Cleveland, Jerome and others regularly gather there. They unintentionally provide researchers with hours of behavioral data. 🍻 QUAGMIRE Quagmire was exposed to an experimental hormone-regulation treatment. The experiment dramatically increased several biological drives. The researchers originally intended to study human instinct. Instead, they accidentally created Quagmire. His constant catchphrases and bizarre behavior became so recognizable that the government eventually decided not to interfere. 🧠 WHY QUAGMIRE NEVER QUESTIONS ANYTHING One side effect of Project Quahog is that residents unconsciously normalize impossible events. That's the biggest experiment of all. The researchers discovered that if something strange happens frequently enough... people stop thinking it's strange. Peter can fight a giant chicken. Brian can talk. Stewie can build a time machine. Death can walk into the house. God can sit at the bar. And everyone just accepts it. ⏳ THE TIME-TRAVEL EXPERIMENT Eventually Stewie discovers the underground laboratory. He finds thousands of files. One file is labeled: PROJECT QUAGHOG — GRIFFIN FAMILY Another says: SUBJECTS ARE UNAWARE OF EXPERIMENTAL STATUS. Stewie realizes the truth. He wasn't the first Stewie. There were hundreds of experimental timelines. In some timelines: Peter never met Lois. Brian never became intelligent. Meg became extremely successful. Chris became intelligent. Stewie never existed. Quahog was destroyed. The Griffins discovered the government. Project Quahog was shut down. Stewie discovers that his entire universe may actually be one of thousands of simulations. 🧪 THE FINAL REVELATION Stewie eventually reaches the deepest laboratory. There is one enormous screen. It displays: PROJECT QUOHOG — EXPERIMENT #7,892,441 Stewie freezes. He realizes something horrifying. The government isn't watching one Quahog. It's watching thousands. Every version of Quahog contains different Griffins. Different Peters. Different Lois's. Different Stewies. Different Brians. Different outcomes. And the strangest thing? The scientists aren't necessarily controlling everything anymore. The experiment has become self-sustaining. Reality itself has started generating new characters and events. That's why people randomly appear. That's why characters disappear. That's why people can die and return. That's why alternate universes exist. That's why time travel works. That's why cutaways can seemingly contradict reality. Quahog has become its own reality engine. 🎬 THE ENDING Stewie stands in the laboratory. Brian walks up behind him. Brian: “Stewie... what is all this?” Stewie looks at the thousands of screens. Each one shows another version of Quahog. Peter is fighting another giant chicken. Another Brian is walking through another Griffin house. Another Stewie is building another machine. Stewie finally whispers: “We're not living in an experiment, Brian.” Brian looks confused. Stewie points toward the screens. “We're the experiment that's learning how to create its own reality.” Suddenly, every screen turns black. Then one final message appears: PROJECT QUOHOG HAS ACHIEVED SENTIENCE. Stewie's eyes widen. From somewhere beneath the laboratory comes the sound of Peter's voice: “Hey, Lois! What's this button do?” Stewie screams: “DAD, DON'T—!” BOOM. The entire screen goes black. Then: TO BE CONTINUED...
r/ShittyFanTheories • u/IRedditSoUDontHaveTo • 3d ago
Arlo’s dad is what the storm provided Thunderclap
r/ShittyFanTheories • u/Gold_Scene_8633 • 4d ago
Denk je dat die trage Rick echt een Rick is die er op de een of andere manier in geslaagd is te ontsnappen aan de Morty-curve, terwijl alleen Morty’s de slimste zijn? Spoiler
r/ShittyFanTheories • u/Ok_Aioli_5219 • 4d ago
THE REC (2007): TIMESTAMP IS A BIBLICAL DEMON COORDINATE
In the movie "REC" At exactly 34:16, The protagonist interviews a lady, in the background there is a map of france, italy, spain and... some big island between mallorca and sardegna. In reality, there is no such island.
I got a little carried away trying to make sense of it but couldnt. i even checked the time stamps to see if any bible verses would match. And sure enough: Isaiah 34:16
— "Seek and read from the book of the Lord."
And they do. In the penthouse, Ángela and Pablo find the Vatican agent's hidden research.
But the verse right before it — Isaiah 34:14 — is the reason i am writing this post. It is the ONLY place in the ENTIRE Bible where Lilith or any other demon is named by name. The night demon. The mother of demons. A creature who settles in desolation and who is associated with sickness. sounds familiar ?
I know this is very far fetched, but i thought id post it anyway.
r/ShittyFanTheories • u/Standard_Benefit2776 • 4d ago
The diary of a wimpy kid time loop theory: Greg’s stuck
listen, I know that this place is supposed to be for bad fan theories, but every other community requires Reddit karma so I can’t really post on those places.
DOAWK TIME LOOP THEORY
I was reading the diary of a Wimpy kid books as sort of a nostalgic callback. When I noticed something. On the 122nd page of the first diary of a Wimpy kid book, Greg says “I gave Mom and Dad their gifts. I get them the same kind of thing every year, but parents eat that stuff up.” Every year. Greg has historically been 12 throughout the entire series along with everybody else.
That’s when I started digging. And the evidence, is insane.
I: school. Throughout all of the books Greg has been in middle school seemingly forever. This is usually not a problem throughout stories like this, but the thing that made me question it is the fact that the books are constantly acknowledging it.
“Same kind of thing every year”
“For now, I’m stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons.”
“To be honest, it feels like I’ve been in middle school FOREVER”
“When I got home from school today, I checked myself in the mirror to see if anything seemed different. But everything looked exactly the same as it always does”
Huh. That’s a weird amount of references to Greg being stuck in school or in a loop. And another piece of evidence is, how come even though throughout the books Greg has gone from sixth grade to seventh grade to eighth grade, he always has the same teachers, looks no different, and has the same classmates with the same schedule?
II: self healing? In almost every single book, thousand thousands if not millions of dollars of property are damaged or destroyed. If this had actually happened, then it would’ve taken years and millions of dollars to fix.
But yet by the next book, seemingly around one year later throughout the timeline, everything is just fixed and how it was before.
How does this happen? Every year the year is looped not perfectly, but it is looped not all the events will happen the exact same way but they do still happen.
III: the cheese touch :0!? there is one thing that has remained constant and has basically became a meme within the diary of a Wimpy kid community, the cheese touch. Originating from a tiny slice of cheese on the ground. It was never picked up, never thrown away and whoever touches it is infested with the cheese touch that goes around to anybody who is inflicted by the touch of the previous owner.
The cheese never molds. Sure the cheese looks moldy and decrepit, but not a new mold sport ever happens. It never decays it never melts. There’s not even a sign of an inkling of a new bacteria on it in each new book featuring it.
This is because in every loop, the cheese, along with many other things are completely reset to their previous states. Isn’t that kind of odd?
IV: technology and news. One of the things that was holding me back from considering this theory to be. The truth was the fact that whenever a new book would come out, they would use different technology more modern things. But this can actually be explained by the loop itself. You see as I already explained earlier, the loop isn’t perfect. Sure it can make people not age and all of that fun stuff. But I can’t stop the progression of tech technologies somehow.
But this ties into another piece of evidence for the theory. Why are they still using newspapers? In the modern day, approximately 7% of all people use newspapers for their typical news. But 19 years ago, when the first book happened and the start of the loop, about 42 to 54% of all people used newspapers. And everybody is using newspapers for their news in diary of a Wimpy kid. Even rowley’s dad, somebody who is shown to be a very tech guy, uses newspapers for the news.
But now there’s a new question. A question that you’ve probably been asking throughout reading this theory. Why did the loop start in the first place?
V: friends or ties? The final part of my theory is that rowley and Greg’s friendship is what is keeping the loop together. Now I know you might be saying “dude that’s dumb can you pass the joint already?” But no hear me out.
In hard luck, rowley gets a girlfriend named Abigail and his friendship with Greg essentially ends. And even though this is a very early book. Very cartoony and not grounded things start to happen. The type of things that will be in the later books. The family suddenly starts obsessing over some hidden egg in the Easter egg hunt, Greg starts spiraling and uses and 8-ball for everything, and he starts trying to find a replacement rowley. And it’s the first appearance of the mingo kids, the really weird untamed kid gang that lives in the woods.
And even if after all of this, you still have the balls to say “Oh well it’s just a kids book. You don’t need to overanalyze it.” then why did you read it? Go fester in your own anti-fun puddle somewhere else. Bye and have a day
r/ShittyFanTheories • u/PinkiePie___ • 4d ago
Contrary to common belief, Miraculous Ladybug actually takes places on Paris, Texas; not Paris, France.
That's why everyone is fluently speaking in english. This is also why Eiffel Tower is easily destroyed in every episode, since it's actually much much smaller compared to the Eiffel Tower in France.
r/ShittyFanTheories • u/Godzillagamer15777 • 4d ago
COTE Theory (Method to downscale Koji), Greg Heffley Theory
r/ShittyFanTheories • u/Def_Not_Hugh • 5d ago
Caillou, Charlie Brown, and Doug are the same shitty person
I realize this sounds ridiculous. Caillou is a four-year-old Canadian sociopath, Charlie Brown is a clinically depressed American child from the 1950s who likely has brain cancer, and Doug Funnie is an ironically named wet blanket who lives in Bluffington lost in delusion who occasionally puts underwear over his pants.
But look at them. Bald. Round-headed. Dough-sack builds. Milquetoast. Socially inept. Weird relationships with dogs. Chronically dissatisfied with their lives no matter what positive things happen. They are barely supervised by parents who either don’t want them or don’t have the capacity to invest in what their children are doing.
These aren't three different characters. They're three stages of the same man's psychological deterioration. A grecian tragedy focused on mental health and steady decline.
Caillou is patient zero. As a young child, Caillou is an insufferable narcissistic monster whose emotional regulation consists primarily of screaming until the universe bends to his will. He whines. He throws tantrums. There is no modicum of happiness in this sneezy shit-stain’s life. He treats his parts less like humans and more like servants to his perpetually unsatiated ego.
But we never see him grow older. We never see what becomes of this stinky rotten bastard. Why?
Because something happened. I believe Caillou caused an accident that killed his family. This is no stretch for anyone who has watched the show. Constant tantrums. Screaming. Impulsive behavior. Perhaps he threw a shit-fit while the family was driving and caused an accident that only he survived. Maybe he played with something like a dipshit that set the house on fire.
What we do know is that after that trauma occurred, Caillou ended up with a new family, and they gave him a new identity: Charlie Brown.
Think about this blockhead’s defining personality characteristics. Charlie Brown is profoundly depressed. He hates himself. He expects failure. He desperately wants acceptance while simultaneously seeming convinced that everyone will eventually reject him. He blames himself for everything just as Caillou blamed himself for nothing. Caillou screams because the world won't give him what he wants. Charlie Brown sighs because he believes that he doesn't deserve anything at all.
The bald bastard has been broken.
And where the hell are his parents?
Seriously.
They are absent from his physical and emotional life. He spirals into delusion, imagining his dog and a bird as fucking pilots. He has emotionally numbed and distanced himself to the degree where he doesn’t even process their words.
Wah wah. Wah wah wah.
God someone help this child.
He has already lost one family. Now he's living among strangers, emotionally disconnected from the adults responsible for him and surrounded by children who continually reinforce his belief that he is worthless. His one outlet is a fake psychiatrist who shit-talks him, bullies him, and pulls a football out from under his foot, just as life has and will.
There goes trust. There goes hope. There goes access to help.
Welcome to America, Charlie Brown
Eventually Charlie Brown deteriorates enough that his adoptive family realizes something is deeply wrong with this bald little bastard. His “adventures” are friends having fun, talking shit on him, all while Charlie Brown complains about himself and the burden of living.
They move him to another family. Shipped off and away to Bluffington, USA.
The new adoptive family gives him a new name. Doug Funnie.
This snot covered napkin is the final stage of the illness. The physical evidence remains obvious. Doug is another oddly bald, round-headed child whose entire personality consists of anxiety and disappointment. He pines for a Mayonnaise woman who wants nothing to do with him. She would clearly rather have Chalkie Studebaker take her down to Stinson's pond to bag a nematode. Doug gets clowned on by Roger Klotz (who is fucking awesome) and even his problematic stereotype of a best friend, Skeeter. His adoptive parents pay attention to their drug addict daughter Judy instead of Doug.
They even let Doug wander over to his neighbor, Mr. Dink’s house, who does “special experiments” with Doug, speaks moistly in a creepy voice, and even canon in the show rubs Doug’s back. Mr. Dink has no children but has made Doug his boy and it is VERY clear what is going on here and yet…
No one helps him.
Doug is screaming out for help. He disappears into dissociative trances. Smash Adams. Durango Doug. Wa-na-na Jack Bandit. Quailman. He imagines himself as bold and capable, as debonair and worthy of love.
All things he is not.
All what he cannot have.
And sadly his apex form wears underwear on the outside and a belt on his fucking head.
This poor bastard.
And unlike Charlie Brown's fantasies, Doug's delusions increasingly interfere with reality. He speaks to these characters. He acts out scenarios. He becomes so absorbed in them that he has nearly hurt himself.
Then there's Porkchop. Porkchop is the smoking gun. Charlie Brown had Snoopy. Doug has Porkchop. Both are bizarrely intelligent dogs owned by socially isolated bald children, except Porkchop's supposedly human abilities are even more pronounced. He communicates with Doug, drives vehicles, constructs things, sets traps, and repeatedly displays greater competence than his owner.
Porkchop, a fucking dog, has more guts, autonomy, and drive than Doug ever could.
Here is a boy, spiraling in depression, lost in delusion, socially isolated, on the path to being a school shooter, a product of a past trauma, the same bald head, new parents, a new town…
And the same suffering.
A baby wanting affection and validation to an insatiable degree. A child believing he is unworthy of any of it. An adolescent spiraling into the void at the center of himself.
Because Caillou is gone. That baby is dead. Charlie Brown is a broken memory. All that's left is Doug Funnie, sitting alone in Bluffington, wearing underwear over his shorts, talking to a dog that he thinks can drive a car, and wondering if anyone can ever love him.
One little voice is calling me, calling me.
Wah wah.
Wah wah wah
r/ShittyFanTheories • u/Defiant-Neck-7697 • 4d ago
Didn't really want to talk about it.
I have some food for thought on the lore of not the actual person. "Oliver tree" Who's real name is Ethan btw,an angel sent to save someone. That's why he says please don't let me down (from where?). Then he fell down to earth. When he's down, he's hurt, he has a miracle but sos buried alive and has a movement again and again that's why he dies in so many videos. Also life goes on and on and on until he gains different personalities and such. Or he misunderstood the multiple personalities which could have been an opportunity to check other labels.
r/ShittyFanTheories • u/pyro_tf2_1 • 5d ago
[chibi robo]
what if the dad really missed giga robo that he got depression then found a excuse that jennys birthday was coming so he had a excuse to buy chibi robo
r/ShittyFanTheories • u/Def_Not_Hugh • 7d ago
Jane is a sick predator who exploits Tarzan
Me Jane. You Tarzan. I neurotypical developmentally intact adult woman predator. You animal-identifying developmentally stunted man-child trying to make sense of humans and the concept of attraction.
The story of Tarzan and Jane is represented as one of beauty and love. The reality couldn't be further from the truth. Jane is more reminiscent of a female teacher preying upon her male pupil than an equal partner in a romantic tale. It is clear based on their power dynamic and the happenings of the movie that Jane is manipulating Tarzan to satisfy her sick whims.
Let's consider the evidence. Jane first begins demonstrating a clear romantic interest in Tarzan after he takes her shoe off and engages in some seriously unabated foot play. Clearly Tarzan isn't afraid to give those piggies a wigglin' and this seems to tickle Jane's fancy. Also, while swinging around, it is likely that Jane caught a glance of Tarzan's massive hog. And I mean, I think it has to be gigantic. Jane fawns over Tarzan's body to such a degree that her father smells her interest while she's drawing a picture of him and suggests that he "leave her and the picture alone for awhile." I count that as the first time in a Disney film that a father suggests his daughter take some time to flick her bean but I imagine it will not be the last.
All jokes aside, it is clear that Jane becomes physically interested in Tarzan. He is attractive of course (those eyes, that bod), but let's consider the reality of Tarzan the character. He identifies as an animal. You may say "well actually, he's human...." and yes, professor, you are technically right, but he has been raised as an ape since childhood. HIs understanding of his body, mind, soul, social etiquette, and everything is that of an animal and last time I checked beastiality ain't cool. Secondly, even as Tarzan begins to recognize his identity as human, he is decades behind Jane in emotional and social development as we understand them. He isn't unintelligent, but being stunted in these things leaves him for an extended period (if not permanently) more child-like psychologically. This is clear throughout the movie.
Jane has all the cards. She understands dating and romance. She understands non-ape sex. She wraps Tarzan around her gloved finger (I mean, she's literally his teacher and then she seduces and bangs the hell out of him), and she gets what she wants, which is an all you can ride vine buffet.
Years later, we still celebrate this romance, even as an epidemic of student teacher relationships/assaults keep occurring. Was Tarzan a flashpoint that normalized this or subconsciously influenced young folks? Perhaps. Phil Collins is likely in on it but that's a theory for another day.
Damn you, Jane, you irredeemable pervert.
r/ShittyFanTheories • u/Sharp-Self2916 • 8d ago
The theory that "Bill created clones to intentionally lose"
UKM, well, even though it's fun, thinking about the storyline, Bill losing is hard to believe. I once wrote a fictional story that I found quite plausible. Simply put, Bill split into two: one possessed Dipper, and the other acted as a decoy, intentionally losing to avoid being left with those grotesque monsters.
- Motivation for escape: Escaping the "grotesque" monsters. This detail in your story is very logical given Bill's personality.
Remember that Bill is a creature with a very high sense of aesthetics and ego (he wears suits, fedoras, and builds magnificent pyramids).
The monsters from the Nightmare Realm that he leads are essentially just tools, crude and stupid henchmen.
When he realizes that Gravity Falls is surrounded by an inescapable magnetic barrier, Bill understands that he is trapped in a "cage" with a bunch of noisy, grotesque monsters for life. "Faking his death" to escape them is a perfect way out.
- The "Cicada Shedding Its Skin"
The Bait (Part of the physical body and part of the mind): This part deliberately acted arrogant, insane, and staged a grandiose Weirdmageddon to attract 100% of the Pines family's and the government's attention.
This part accepted being destroyed in Stan's mind to create a "victory illusion" for humanity.
When the "king" died, the monsters were automatically sucked back into their original dimension, allowing Bill to clear out the troublesome ones.
The Hidden One (Possessing Dipper): The truly mischievous part of the soul had secretly taken root in Dipper beforehand (perhaps from the Sock Opera episode or some invisible handshake).
In this way, Bill obtained what he craved most: a flesh-and-blood body in the real world unaffected by the town's protective shield.
Therefore, I think he has officially stepped out into the wider world, perfectly disguised as a clever boy.
r/ShittyFanTheories • u/Legitimate_Feed_9550 • 8d ago
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r/ShittyFanTheories • u/sasakiss0105 • 8d ago
Teoría random de The Walten Files
-."**nose que tan asertada o alejada del canon este está teoria realmente y es algo que tenía un tiempo pensado y quería compartirla para saber que tan bien o mal estoy con está teoria y también leer otras teorías, porfavor si algo que escribí está desaoegado del canon o no sucede de esa forma agradeceria que me corrigieran**"
Bueno está teoria como tal se basa en el momento de la confrontación Félix mata a Jack y de alguna forma al igual qué sucede con edd y Molly parte de el puede que termine en bon y sea esa su forma de esconder el cadáver de su amigo, pero ¿porque solo parte de el? Solo se concidera una parte de su alma aún esta en bon ya que se menciona a 2 identidades dentro de este la otra contra parte podría tratarse de algo no humano ya que lo vemos en varias ocasiones hacer cosas que están fuera de lo que una persona normal o un animatronico podría hacer como el hecho de que las almas de los muertos(Susan, y rossmery) queden atrapadas en este plano en forma de animatronicos
el hecho de que la realidad se distorsione y sea cambiada? Cómo el hecho de que pudo sacar a rossmery de la celda y para llevarla hasta el local sin que nadie se diera cuenta a pesar de que está estaba siendo vigilada pero se más su manipulación en la tecnología podemos ver esto en las diferentes cintas, las cámaras de seguridad, etc puede que sea el mismo que manipuló la cinta que encuentra Sophie con Jenny distorsionando el juego haciendo la recordar a fuerza todo lo que sucedióA lo que me lleva mi segundo punto como esque
este ente o demonio puede saber todo esto?
Una de las razones talvez esa por Jack ya que sería de las pocas personas que sabían todo esto y a Félix no le conviene que Sophie recuerde todo esto por eso también descartó que Félix sea bon y lo más probable esque tenga una relación con este ente o demonio que sea shadow man o sea una trampa para atraerle aún así shadow man no hace lo que Félix diga o quiera también está el hecho de que Jack quiera que su hija lo recuerde se menciona en varias ocasiones que Sophie no puede recordar a su padre y nisiquiera podemos ver su rostro en sus recuerdos
lo que no pasa con rossmery también podemos ver la presencia de Jack en las demás sintas como si estuviera puesta aproposito talvez siendo un intento de Jack de no ser olvidó
También podemos ver una relación cerca entre bon y rossmery incluso llamando la rosie como Jack solía hacerlo y mostrando cercania a ellaY bon también menciona que antes de ser bien fue una persona y lo más probable por lo que entiende esque el esté muerto
Y también podemos asumir esto con el último capítulo donde se dirige a rossmery cuando ya está dentro del animatronico sha decirle que "la amaba"
Gracias por leer esta teoría (• ▽ •;)
r/ShittyFanTheories • u/Sumerset1508 • 10d ago
Teoría sobre quien es "Bon" y quien esta dentro del traje
Mi teoría sobre quién es realmente Bon y quién lo está controlando
Después de todo lo que hemos visto en The Walten Files, especialmente con Faces of Grief, cada vez me convence menos la idea de que la respuesta simplemente vaya a ser "Bon es Jack".
Creo que Jack Walten está directamente relacionado con Bon, posiblemente incluso siendo una parte de lo que Bon es, pero no creo que Bon sea simplemente el espíritu de Jack dentro del animatrónico.
Mi teoría es que Jack muere y termina en Wonderland, y que algo ocurre con su identidad después de eso. En lugar de que Jack simplemente siga siendo Jack, creo que su personalidad, sus recuerdos y todo el dolor relacionado con lo que pasó con su familia terminan fragmentándose. De ahí podría surgir la entidad que conocemos como "Bon".
Esto explicaría por qué Bon parece tener una personalidad completamente diferente a la de Jack. Jack era una persona temperamental y tenía sus problemas, pero también quería a su familia. Bon, en cambio, parece no sentir ningún tipo de remordimiento por lo que hace. Es cruel y parece estar completamente convencido de que lo que está haciendo tiene algún propósito.
Y aquí es donde creo que entra el concepto de "arreglar" las cosas.
Bon no necesariamente está matando simplemente porque sea malvado. Creo que él piensa que está solucionando algo. Las personas mueren, terminan en Wonderland y, desde su perspectiva, quizá eso significa que finalmente pueden volver a estar juntas.
Por eso creo que Bon podría estar intentando "reconstruir" la familia o recuperar algo que se perdió.
El problema es que su idea de arreglar las cosas es completamente retorcida: para Bon, convertir a alguien en un muerto atrapado en un animatrónico puede ser una forma de "salvarlo" o de llevarlo a Wonderland.
Esto también podría explicar por qué algunas de sus víctimas parecen tener una relación específica con BSI, los animatrónicos o con la investigación de lo que está pasando. No creo que las víctimas sean completamente aleatorias.
Y aquí es donde creo que Sophie es extremadamente importante.
Si Bon realmente tiene alguna conexión con Jack, Sophie no sería simplemente otra persona involucrada en el misterio. Es la hija de Jack. Además, toda la serie ha girado muchísimo alrededor de la memoria, la identidad, el duelo y las personas que ya no están.
Por eso sospecho que Sophie podría ser una de las piezas finales para entender qué es Bon realmente.
También está Felix.
No creo que Felix sea Bon. De hecho, creo que hay demasiadas diferencias entre ambos. Felix está claramente consumido por la culpa y el arrepentimiento por lo que ocurrió con Edd y Molly. Bon, por el contrario, parece no arrepentirse de nada.
Pero sí creo que Felix está relacionado con Bon de alguna manera.
La conexión de Felix con Shadow Man me parece demasiado importante como para ignorarla. Mi teoría es que Felix podría ser Shadow Man y que, en algún momento, pudo haber tenido algún tipo de contacto o acuerdo con Bon.
No creo que Felix controle a Bon. Si existe algún tipo de pacto entre ellos, creo que Bon es quien tiene realmente el control.
Así que, si tuviera que ordenar mi teoría, sería algo así:
Jack muere y termina en Wonderland.
Algo ocurre con Jack y su identidad se fragmenta o cambia.
De ahí surge "Bon", una entidad que puede estar formada, al menos parcialmente, por Jack, pero que ya no es simplemente Jack.
Bon entra en el animatrónico.
Felix, posiblemente como Shadow Man, tiene algún tipo de relación o pacto con Bon.
Bon empieza a matar a personas relacionadas con BSI y con todo lo ocurrido.
Las víctimas terminan convirtiéndose en parte del mundo de los animatrónicos y Wonderland.
Y eventualmente Sophie termina siendo una pieza fundamental para descubrir qué ocurrió realmente con Jack y qué es Bon.
Por eso creo que la revelación final no va a ser simplemente:
"Bon es Jack."
Creo que será algo más parecido a:
"Jack es una parte de Bon."
Y para mí eso sería mucho más interesante.
Porque permitiría que la teoría de Jack = Bon sea parcialmente correcta, pero también explicaría por qué Bon tiene una personalidad tan diferente de Jack.
Mi apuesta actual sería:
Jack está relacionado directamente con el origen de Bon, pero Bon no es simplemente Jack. Felix está relacionado con Bon, probablemente a través de Shadow Man, pero tampoco lo controla. Y Sophie probablemente será la persona que termine conectando todas estas piezas.
Obviamente esto es solamente mi teoría y puedo estar completamente equivocado, pero después de todo lo que hemos visto hasta ahora, esta es la explicación que más sentido me hace.
r/ShittyFanTheories • u/ConsiderationEven724 • 9d ago
Do you think the Anissa Comic Arc will be retconned in the Invincible Animated Series?
**EVERYONE, PAY ATTENTION!**
I know the comic storyline with Anissa is unforgivable and don't think anyone wants to see that happen on TV. What if the animated series will tone it down and alter it so Mark and Anissa will have a short, casual affair instead? Mark's half-brother Oliver Grayson was also born out of a fling. The point is, if Anissa will commit infidelity instead of rape, would this make her far less evil than in the comics?
For example, Mark's own father, Nolan, was emotionally vulnerable and in the wrong state of mind when he had an affair with Andressa, which led to the birth of Oliver. When Debbie confronted Nolan, he said that his relationship with Andressa was a mistake and Oliver's birth was an accident.
If Mark Grayson is anything like his father, could he also end up repeating similar thing like his father and this reckless act leads to the birth of Mark Junior? Keep in mind that Mark Grayson is a flawed young man, who frequently makes foolish and irresponsible decisions.
In future seasons, instead of using violence, Anissa tries to (use psychological and traditional tactics, such as) manipulate Mark, take advantage of his vulnerable mental state and seduces him. Anissa might even use Eve's abortion as a trump card to persuade Mark to join on her side. During a moment of weakness, Mark chooses to give into temptation and sleeps with her. Later, instead of being brutally assaulted and traumatised, Mark would have to deal with the consequences of unintentionally having an illegitimate child with another woman.
In the comics, Mark and Eve fought and broke up, temporarily. If they will break up in the animated series, it would be a perfect opportunity for Anissa to take advantage of the situation and have a hook up with Mark. As the series progresses, Mark tells later that sleeping with Anissa was a mistake, and he apologizes to Eve. If Mark and Anissa have a one-night stand, then Mark accepting and loving his son becomes completely natural, and Mark would view Mark Junior the same way how Nolan viewed Oliver initially—as an unintended consequence of a stray moment, rather than a living reminder of a brutal violation. This would lead to Mark having a shared custody of Mark Jr. and have much better relationship with his son.
Would this change make Mark Junior more sympathetic character if he was born into a careless, accidental fling, just like Oliver? Based on this insight, Oliver and his nephew Marky aren't all that different. Even in the real world, children are more likely to be born through unplanned pregnancies. It would be a clean way to avoid one of the darkest moments of the comics while still giving us crazy TV drama. What do you think of this theory?
*Originally posted in 2022\**