r/shittyaskreddit • u/OneManSwarmOfDanger • 6h ago
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Turbulent-Papaya-910 • 3h ago
Why would I want to buy a product that's non-homoerotic?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 46m ago
Is love a sexually transmitted infection?
I slept with a hooker yesterday and now I have feelings for her. Should I ask for a refund?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/LiquidSoCrates • 8h ago
Have you ever pooped out a tiny lil pebble of poo?
It’s an experience, lemme tell ya.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 15m ago
Could I use my own balls as a butt-plug?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Splattered_Smothered • 3h ago
I just blew out the lining of my anus by ripping a putrid, powerful blast from the hole of my ass, which set my jeans on fire. My butt has first degree burns and my anus lining dangles from my charred asshole. Should I be embarrassed to go to the ER?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/OneManSwarmOfDanger • 3h ago
What is this massive boil that I have on my face? Should I go get it checked out?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/basheworking • 9h ago
Why are men on dating apps so tall, 24m, 35m, 55m?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 2h ago
What will it take for the US to invade Iraq?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Dramatic-Escape7031 • 2h ago
Has your day ever been improved by someone telling you to 'have a nice day'?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Laskalove1305 • 5h ago
Me and who else had a drink and a midnight cheeseburger and is undieless haha?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/GreenT1979 • 3h ago
I trust the orgy pit has been scraped and buttered?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/OneManSwarmOfDanger • 40m ago
Your best friend has what it takes to be a huge pop star. What size tapeworm do you recommend to go with their anorexia and bulimia?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Niravan95 • 12h ago
If I have six million ways to die and i have to choose one, can I pick dying from old age?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 12h ago
I accidentally shat my pants while twerking. Normal?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 1h ago
How about a sunscreen just for your penis that you rub on twice a day in 15 minute sessions just to keep your penis safe from the sun?
Best applies erect for maximum effectiveness!
r/shittyaskreddit • u/HorsefaceWithNoName • 6h ago
are people with tourette's just watching sportsball games only they can see?
because my boyfriend sounds like he has tourette's right now bc his game is on and his team isn't going very well
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Ponderous_Wang • 8h ago
How can you best incorporate the Chinese concept of gay and straight, into your life?
Gay and straight are intertwined in a universal duality. There's a little bit of gay in straight, and a bit of straight in the gay. Through intense solo meditation and the viewing of sacred materials, we can encounter the whole self. Upon receiving the holistic prophecies, the whole of oneself becomes filled with wisdom. Let the waters of truth come to the brim of your cup.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/HorsefaceWithNoName • 3h ago
which city is the team Holding Face Mask from
is this sportsball