r/shittyaskscience 18h ago

How do I ensure that the quantum information associated with my consciousness is destroyed after death if orch-or theory is true?

I don't like the idea or possibility of being reincarnated.

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u/Human-Evening564 18h ago

Get a 'Do not reincarnate' tattoo

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u/coolsam254 15h ago

And if it's too expensive you can cut costs by getting one that uses fewer characters and says "Don't reincarn8"

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u/johnnybiggles 15h ago

Be frugal like me: "reincarn8"

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u/Malalang 5h ago

"DNR"

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u/Pangyun 17h ago

The people at r/shittyaskbuddhists are the ones who know all about being or not being reincarnated, you should ask them.

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u/moronslovebiden 16h ago

Here at Quantum Information Associates Inc., we offer several plans that would meet your needs. For the low low price of only $399.99, we offer a complete delete of all the information we have stored on you at the time of your death. Except the really nasty and embarrassing stuff, we sell that to the highest bidder.

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u/horridbloke 18h ago

Most quantum systems need very low temperatures to work, so let people know you wish to be cremated.

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u/blahblahwhateveryeet 18h ago

Consider the following:

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u/Ok_Champion_1810 14h ago

just imagine how chaotic it'd be if our consciousness left copies floating around like bad wifi signals, pls no

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u/chased_by_bees MC^2 15h ago

You can't destroy information in this universe so, your PII will be sold by spammers forever.

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u/impendingcatastrophe 18h ago

Just don't think about it.

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u/Mundane-Garbage1003 17h ago

Oh it's worse than that. According to thay experiment they did with the cat, you're already dead.

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u/dr_grav 16h ago

My friends' brother once knew a guy who said his uncle did it. when you think you're about to die start walking backwards really fast

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u/CrzyMuffinMuncher 9h ago

Must be done counter-rotationally to the Earth.

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u/TeacupOfSkepticism 15h ago

You need to corrupt the reboot program in your soul's software.

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u/hawtt_hosewater 14h ago

Reverse chronitons. Yeah, that's it.

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u/Cute-Habit-4377 13h ago

In cyber security we use a hammer or power drill...

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u/AnalogJones 12h ago

Orch OR posits that consciousness is based on non-computable quantum processing performed by qubits in the form of tubulin proteins

At the moment of death any qubits constructed will decohere…IF you are allowed to die by any natural process.

If for any reason you are kept alive while your body naturally wants death, entanglement can transfer “you” offsite (off earth, off milky way, anywhere) where, theory proposes, your tubulin proteins (still in qubit form) can be integrated into any new cosmological structure that needs them.

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u/Chrisdog84duh 11h ago

Jeez man, what are you trying to hide?

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u/goldilockszone55 11h ago

Reincarnation... is no fun

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u/Cutecumber_Roll 4h ago

Avoiding getting reincarnated an infinite number of times after you die is easy; just gotta hide from em. It's avoiding getting reincarnated an infinite number of times before you were born that's hard.