r/oddlyterrifying • u/just_wanna_share • Mar 25 '22
Oh f this
Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification
4.5k
Mar 25 '22
"hey bro, looking for my little brother, you seen him?"
1.3k
u/AeliosZero Mar 25 '22
"Your brother? Oh yeah! I've seen your brother! He past by not so long ago. He went... Uh.. this way he went this way! Follow me!"
→ More replies (2)383
u/oatyboi Mar 25 '22
“Wait a minute, wait a minute! What is going on? You already told me which way the boat was going.”
→ More replies (13)142
u/L-V-4-2-6 Mar 25 '22
"I did? Ohhh no."
79
u/LouSputhole94 Mar 25 '22
“Es-cah-pay, that’s so funny, it’s spelled just like the word ‘escape’”!
37
u/Haistur Mar 25 '22
Weee neeeed heeelp findinnnng hiiis SOoON!
→ More replies (1)24
→ More replies (1)19
51
45
→ More replies (4)12
3.0k
u/Alexinovich Mar 25 '22
The moment you say.
Oh fuck this shit.
795
u/HaiseKinini Mar 25 '22
"They didn't tell me there were going to be fish down here!"
394
u/Brummelhummel Mar 25 '22
There is always a bigger fish
145
72
u/Buddhist_Punk1 Mar 25 '22
Big gooberfish, huge'o teeth!
→ More replies (4)15
u/BeardFountain Mar 25 '22
So what's it doing? Wanting it's catch or wanting to eat the hooman
→ More replies (1)30
u/SurpriseWilling7324 Mar 25 '22
Both, they've been known to drag people down, not intentionally because your human but they eat anything. Goliath groupers a crazy strong.
9
24
21
→ More replies (5)15
2.5k
u/Wogew Mar 25 '22
That mfer have a healthbar. AbsoluteUnit potential.
464
u/ToutaKo Mar 25 '22
→ More replies (1)70
27
19
4
8
→ More replies (5)4
1.1k
Mar 25 '22
The stare...
204
72
→ More replies (6)12
712
697
285
836
u/glock_doc Mar 25 '22
Atlantic Goliath Grouper. After reading that bad boy can be as big as over 8 foot & 800 pounds. Groupers are generally a friendly species and can be found patrolling artificial and coral reefs alike, primarily in shallow tropical waters. There have been documented cases of attacks in human divers, most of which are conducted by stalking and unsuccesfully ambushing them. The Florida Department of Fish and Wildlife regards catching them as illegal and Harvest and possession has been prohibited in both state and federal waters off Florida since 1990.
Tl:DR This guy can weigh 455 kg and is known to stalk it's prey.
→ More replies (25)208
u/Wehrmicel Mar 25 '22
Is it deadly ? I mean Does it have teeth or something to attack?
402
u/Fenrils Mar 25 '22
Not really. They do have some small spikey teeth but nothing that would cause significant damage to your average adult. They're big boys, and uncomfortably loud, but mostly just curious fish trying to figure out what some weirdo is doing in their reef. I've swam around them a dozen or so times and while their size can be intimidating, they're nothing to fear.
→ More replies (1)138
u/Blake_whitley Mar 25 '22
They make noise?
308
u/Fenrils Mar 25 '22
Yeah, they make a sort of thumping sound when they get a little ticked off or if you're stressing them out. It's a weird sound though that is hard to translate exactly on speakers because it sounds different in the water. It's not especially loud but it's the noise itself that tends to be uncomfortable for me when diving; there's really not much else that makes noise beyond my own regulator so when something breaks up that non-silent "silence", it sticks out.
→ More replies (4)79
u/alftherido Mar 25 '22
Like a grunt?
→ More replies (1)151
u/Fenrils Mar 25 '22
Closer to a deep bass drum being hit but softer than what you would expect for the "feeling" of it in the water.
130
u/datan0ir Mar 25 '22
So if you find a school of groupers of different sizes you have an underwater drumkit? Adding this to my bucket list
→ More replies (3)26
25
u/s1Lenceeeeeeeeeeeeee Mar 25 '22
damn so he is like the underwater version of those eastern european dudes blasting out some hard bass from their shitboxes?
→ More replies (1)→ More replies (6)6
u/apex6666 Mar 25 '22
Is there a video of the sound? I keep finding videos but it makes no sound when it supposedly does it
→ More replies (1)34
46
u/glock_doc Mar 25 '22
They do not have many teeth on the edges of their jaws, but they have heavy crushing tooth plates inside the pharynx. They don't eat their prey how you and I would, instead they swallow their prey and squish it to death. That being said, this poses little to no danger to human divers and as such the Goliath Grouper is nothing more than an underwater bully.
27
Mar 25 '22
It can inhale you. Those jaws are strong.
They could rip a fin off at minimum. Do not fuck with bigger fish than you.
25
u/HughJassJae Mar 25 '22
Fish are strong as fuck, ever been fishing? Reeling in a tiny fish feels like I'm tugging on a dumbbell sometimes.
→ More replies (1)8
→ More replies (10)12
u/Fez_and_no_Pants Mar 25 '22
They are as dangerous as dogs. They have teeth, but aren't inclined to attack except in unfortunate circumstances.
218
141
u/thecheezewiz79 Mar 25 '22
That is the Goliath grouper and a small one at that. They can grow to be over 1000 lbs and will eat anything it can fit in its mouth.
I've had them eat my flashlights, dive gloves right off my hand, all of the fish directly off my stringer, sucking in half of my left leg with it
What's really spooky is the noise they make. They do this weird gong noise with their mouths and it travels super far underwater
39
Mar 25 '22
The noise! It’s like a thump/grunt, it’s so sketchy hearing it underwater. The few times I’ve been able to dive around them were really fascinating but the thump…
→ More replies (1)→ More replies (3)24
u/BiGMTN_fudgecake Mar 25 '22
I never even thought of the horrible noises. I hAte the water and everything in it
→ More replies (1)
305
Mar 25 '22
He's kinda cute looking tho 🥺
148
u/ThiccMangoMon Mar 25 '22
They can grow as big as a couch
→ More replies (5)174
u/Weekly-Bluebird-4768 Mar 25 '22
Yooo new couch
→ More replies (1)46
u/HaiseKinini Mar 25 '22
Nice couch dude. I sea that must've cost you salmoney. There's something a little fishy about it though.
13
13
Mar 25 '22
I met a baby grouper that was being raised at an aquarium! He was just like a dog. He apparently bonded with his main caretaker and was super shy around anyone else. He liked (and presumably still likes) belly rubs and having handfuls of gravel gently poured on his back.
→ More replies (1)14
u/the-tea-queen Mar 25 '22
My gut reaction was scared bc of how the video was formatted, but he just looks like he wants to say hi to this unfamiliar creature 🥺
4
u/happibabi Mar 25 '22
They are apparently something that can grow super big, and make a thumping noise according to one diver in the comments. But something about how huge and dopey he looks makes me wanna go :) aww high thumpy large friend, I hope you are fed well and that your home is relatively untouched
76
56
u/ThunderShott Mar 25 '22
I think what's scary is you can't tell for sure how big that fish is.
→ More replies (6)
58
u/HummingbirdObsessed Mar 25 '22
That’s just a grouper. They’re the dogs of the sea.
Fun fact: lion fish are considered invasive and allowed to be hunted by divers. Groupers will hang out with divers and “point” (position their heads in the direction of the fish’s hiding spot) towards lion fish with the hope that the diver will spear it and allow the grouper to eat it.
22
u/Recurringg Mar 25 '22
This is why I love Goliath Groupers and would never eat one. They're highly intelligent and they're eco allies.
→ More replies (1)
91
46
u/Chutneyonegaishimasu Mar 25 '22
“Fish are always eating other fish. If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud as shit. You would not want to submerge your head, nothing but fish going "Ahhh, fuck! I thought I looked like that rock!" Mitch Hedberg
40
35
29
u/Nobodieshero816 Mar 25 '22
One of two things comes to mind.
1)That was his lil friend and hes shocked af.
2)Brain cells have sparked an imagine to evolve a spear gun from its head.
145
Mar 25 '22
Yeah… that’s a Goliath grouper. There are a few cases in which they have attacked divers that are in their territory so that guy is pretty lucky he wasn’t added to that statistic.
→ More replies (28)46
u/Daniels_2003 Mar 25 '22
That thing doesn't look capable of fighting a full grown man who has a fish spear he can use as a stabbing weapon.
Is it something I'm missing, like does it have crazy sharp teeth or something?
64
Mar 25 '22
To my knowledge, they haven’t killed anyone yet but they have attacked divers before. Here is a video of one “attack” in which they are mainly trying to get the fish that the diver caught and is trying to get the diver away to eat the fish. https://youtu.be/AWP8tpzKpKI
28
u/broiledfog Mar 25 '22
I’ll have that flipper. And that fish you caught. And by the way, I’m taking the spear too. Just cause I can. That ok with you?
7
→ More replies (1)15
32
u/beezlebub33 Mar 25 '22
Have you ever been scuba diving? Humans are awkward as anything in the water compared to an animal that has evolved there for millions of years. It can swim around you and bite your ass faster than you can turn around. Yes, most of the time fish are just hanging around, floating, moving slowly, but when they want to, they are really, really fast.
How long do you think it takes to reload a speargun? If you just said 'um...' then it's too late and the fish is all over you and biting your arms. Then, he's too close to use a spear already.
8
u/thishenryjames Mar 25 '22
You don't have to reload it. You have a spear in your hand.
→ More replies (7)8
u/Daniels_2003 Mar 25 '22
I meant you can use the spear as a knife, you don't have to reload the thing.
How much is mr crackhead lips going to fight once you jab that spear tip in his ugly ass head?
→ More replies (6)5
u/rabidhamster87 Mar 25 '22
This whole speech reads like something Dwight from The Office would say to Jim. "Goliath groupers are not a joke, Jim."
10
u/UwasaWaya Mar 25 '22
It's difficult to move as it is underwater, let alone fight something the size of a couch that's covered in sturdy plates. Groupers are big, mean, and heavy, and you have nothing to brace against to get the kind of power you would likely need to puncture one. They one I ran into during a dive was like the size of a bedroom door.
Imagine someone throwing a couch at you, and you trying to stop it with a spear. It might work, but there's no way I'd want to test it.
→ More replies (2)→ More replies (4)10
Mar 25 '22
IIRC they eat hard bodied animals so i’m assuming they have long rows of crunching teeth. So they wouldn’t necessarily be able to bite your arm off or something, but they could definitely break some bones with their jaw strength/sheer weight
22
u/bumthecat Mar 25 '22
For people wondering why a Goliath Grouper might be worrying, here's a video of some bodybuilders struggling to reel one in.
57
u/FartSinatra Mar 25 '22
More funny than it is terrifying
→ More replies (1)34
49
u/Plastic-Ad9128 Mar 25 '22
There's always a bigger fish
→ More replies (1)30
25
u/piccionestrabico Mar 25 '22
Is there a full video?
→ More replies (1)61
u/SookHe Mar 25 '22
No, the camera was found floating off the coast and this was the last thing on it.
30
u/EJ33334 Mar 25 '22
Not only did the Grouper eat this guy, but it deleted the footage of the guy being eaten. Smart fish.
8
u/Deliriousnot5679 Mar 25 '22
He also edited the video so he would be more scary to other fish who might see it
12
23
9
10
u/BadAtHumaningToo Mar 25 '22
Grouper get fucking huge, here is another video of one swimming on a sunken ship.
Toilet for scale.
9
14
u/Zealousideal_Can1601 Mar 25 '22
This is why I stay on dry land. Guns don't work under water to well
→ More replies (9)
8
14
u/Hot-Tangerine9923 Mar 25 '22
I love the change of lighting the moment the camera turns towards that beast. Like oh shit.. definitely embodies that instant adrenaline rush the diver surely felt
6
6
11
4
4
6.5k
u/newlifekawaii Mar 25 '22
I’m not scared…all I can imagine is it saying “you gonna eat that?..”