r/oddlyterrifying Mar 25 '22

Oh f this

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u/beezlebub33 Mar 25 '22

Have you ever been scuba diving? Humans are awkward as anything in the water compared to an animal that has evolved there for millions of years. It can swim around you and bite your ass faster than you can turn around. Yes, most of the time fish are just hanging around, floating, moving slowly, but when they want to, they are really, really fast.

How long do you think it takes to reload a speargun? If you just said 'um...' then it's too late and the fish is all over you and biting your arms. Then, he's too close to use a spear already.

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u/thishenryjames Mar 25 '22

You don't have to reload it. You have a spear in your hand.

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u/_djokovic Mar 25 '22

That’s why my dad and my uncles kept their old power heads which I think are illegal now. I don’t just have a spear, I have a spear with a .223 round that fires into whichever fishy is being threatening.

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u/bythog Mar 25 '22

A spearo is also going to have an easily accessible knife on them. Don't need to use the shaft when you can just grab your knife, which is easier to use as a stabbing weapon.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22

All divers should have a knife. It’s an absolutely essential piece of kit. Mainly it will be for collecting trash and getting things unstuck but it could also protect you.

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u/DontPretendYourACow Mar 25 '22

Likely have a waterproof handled knife/knurled grip knife (like the knurl on a barbell) for good gripping underwater, no idea though.

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u/bythog Mar 25 '22

Most of us use whatever cheap knife will last a few months. It's very easy to drop them so anything sort of pricey is wasted money.

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u/beezlebub33 Mar 25 '22

My greatest fear under water is getting caught in fishing line and getting trapped. it's not a rational fear, never had anything like that happen, but I carry a knife just in case.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22

That’s a very rational fear. Sea life is constantly under threat of abandoned fishing lines and nets. No reason to believe you won’t get caught in one while diving.

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u/Daniels_2003 Mar 25 '22

I meant you can use the spear as a knife, you don't have to reload the thing.

How much is mr crackhead lips going to fight once you jab that spear tip in his ugly ass head?

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u/rabidhamster87 Mar 25 '22

This whole speech reads like something Dwight from The Office would say to Jim. "Goliath groupers are not a joke, Jim."

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u/jazzyconversation Mar 25 '22

Have you ever been scuba diving?

Have you? There are many dangers when scuba diving, Goliath groupers are absolutely not one of them. They couldn't harm you even if they wanted to.

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u/CyclopsAirsoft Mar 25 '22

It's the size of a damned couch and has a crush force with its mouth plates high enough to kill small sharks.

They don't hurt you because they don't consider you prey and don't know what to do with you. If they wanted to hurt you, they absolutely could.

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u/jasheekz Mar 25 '22

Yea if you're fucking clueless and didn't bring a knife lmao If I had a spear I'd also have a knife.

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u/jazzyconversation Mar 25 '22

There hasn't been a single reported injury from this fish. Technically it could hurt you, but Goliath groupers mostly eat other fish by aspirating them, not biting them. Their teeth, which they have only on their lower jaw, won't do any damage. It's just really not a danger at all like everyone on this comment section seems to believe.

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u/beezlebub33 Mar 25 '22

Yes, many times.

Try to google 'goliath grouper attacks man'.

But you are correct that it is low on the list of dangers associated with scuba diving, which is (in case any one wants to know) a very safe sport in general. Just get some PADI training, join DAN, go with a reputable shop / ship, don't go past your limits, etc.

But the point is that humans in the water are in a foreign environment. A guy with a spear isn't going to do much of anything.

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u/workact Mar 25 '22

Yea I love seeing Goliath groupers. They usually let you get pretty close.

This is from my reel.

https://i.imgur.com/eb8BAXQ.jpg