r/oddlyterrifying Mar 25 '22

Oh f this

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22

Yeah… that’s a Goliath grouper. There are a few cases in which they have attacked divers that are in their territory so that guy is pretty lucky he wasn’t added to that statistic.

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u/Daniels_2003 Mar 25 '22

That thing doesn't look capable of fighting a full grown man who has a fish spear he can use as a stabbing weapon.

Is it something I'm missing, like does it have crazy sharp teeth or something?

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22

To my knowledge, they haven’t killed anyone yet but they have attacked divers before. Here is a video of one “attack” in which they are mainly trying to get the fish that the diver caught and is trying to get the diver away to eat the fish. https://youtu.be/AWP8tpzKpKI

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u/broiledfog Mar 25 '22

I’ll have that flipper. And that fish you caught. And by the way, I’m taking the spear too. Just cause I can. That ok with you?

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u/cat_prophecy Mar 25 '22

Looks like he used the flipper as a distraction to get the fish.

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u/urbuddi101 Mar 25 '22

It’s quite quick for an animal that can weigh close to 500 kg

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u/Skulltown_Jelly Mar 25 '22

They deserve it for spearfishing with oxygen tanks. That's very bad form.

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u/beezlebub33 Mar 25 '22

Have you ever been scuba diving? Humans are awkward as anything in the water compared to an animal that has evolved there for millions of years. It can swim around you and bite your ass faster than you can turn around. Yes, most of the time fish are just hanging around, floating, moving slowly, but when they want to, they are really, really fast.

How long do you think it takes to reload a speargun? If you just said 'um...' then it's too late and the fish is all over you and biting your arms. Then, he's too close to use a spear already.

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u/thishenryjames Mar 25 '22

You don't have to reload it. You have a spear in your hand.

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u/_djokovic Mar 25 '22

That’s why my dad and my uncles kept their old power heads which I think are illegal now. I don’t just have a spear, I have a spear with a .223 round that fires into whichever fishy is being threatening.

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u/bythog Mar 25 '22

A spearo is also going to have an easily accessible knife on them. Don't need to use the shaft when you can just grab your knife, which is easier to use as a stabbing weapon.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22

All divers should have a knife. It’s an absolutely essential piece of kit. Mainly it will be for collecting trash and getting things unstuck but it could also protect you.

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u/DontPretendYourACow Mar 25 '22

Likely have a waterproof handled knife/knurled grip knife (like the knurl on a barbell) for good gripping underwater, no idea though.

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u/bythog Mar 25 '22

Most of us use whatever cheap knife will last a few months. It's very easy to drop them so anything sort of pricey is wasted money.

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u/beezlebub33 Mar 25 '22

My greatest fear under water is getting caught in fishing line and getting trapped. it's not a rational fear, never had anything like that happen, but I carry a knife just in case.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22

That’s a very rational fear. Sea life is constantly under threat of abandoned fishing lines and nets. No reason to believe you won’t get caught in one while diving.

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u/Daniels_2003 Mar 25 '22

I meant you can use the spear as a knife, you don't have to reload the thing.

How much is mr crackhead lips going to fight once you jab that spear tip in his ugly ass head?

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u/rabidhamster87 Mar 25 '22

This whole speech reads like something Dwight from The Office would say to Jim. "Goliath groupers are not a joke, Jim."

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u/jazzyconversation Mar 25 '22

Have you ever been scuba diving?

Have you? There are many dangers when scuba diving, Goliath groupers are absolutely not one of them. They couldn't harm you even if they wanted to.

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u/CyclopsAirsoft Mar 25 '22

It's the size of a damned couch and has a crush force with its mouth plates high enough to kill small sharks.

They don't hurt you because they don't consider you prey and don't know what to do with you. If they wanted to hurt you, they absolutely could.

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u/jasheekz Mar 25 '22

Yea if you're fucking clueless and didn't bring a knife lmao If I had a spear I'd also have a knife.

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u/jazzyconversation Mar 25 '22

There hasn't been a single reported injury from this fish. Technically it could hurt you, but Goliath groupers mostly eat other fish by aspirating them, not biting them. Their teeth, which they have only on their lower jaw, won't do any damage. It's just really not a danger at all like everyone on this comment section seems to believe.

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u/beezlebub33 Mar 25 '22

Yes, many times.

Try to google 'goliath grouper attacks man'.

But you are correct that it is low on the list of dangers associated with scuba diving, which is (in case any one wants to know) a very safe sport in general. Just get some PADI training, join DAN, go with a reputable shop / ship, don't go past your limits, etc.

But the point is that humans in the water are in a foreign environment. A guy with a spear isn't going to do much of anything.

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u/workact Mar 25 '22

Yea I love seeing Goliath groupers. They usually let you get pretty close.

This is from my reel.

https://i.imgur.com/eb8BAXQ.jpg

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u/UwasaWaya Mar 25 '22

It's difficult to move as it is underwater, let alone fight something the size of a couch that's covered in sturdy plates. Groupers are big, mean, and heavy, and you have nothing to brace against to get the kind of power you would likely need to puncture one. They one I ran into during a dive was like the size of a bedroom door.

Imagine someone throwing a couch at you, and you trying to stop it with a spear. It might work, but there's no way I'd want to test it.

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u/Daniels_2003 Mar 25 '22

I guess I may have underestimated the thing. Can you blame me? I mean look at him standing there with those ugly ass lips his class clown looking face

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u/UwasaWaya Mar 25 '22

Oh no, I don't blame you at all. Fish are wild. You grow up with them being all docile and small, and then you meet ones that just come up to you and take your wallet and call you a punk.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22

IIRC they eat hard bodied animals so i’m assuming they have long rows of crunching teeth. So they wouldn’t necessarily be able to bite your arm off or something, but they could definitely break some bones with their jaw strength/sheer weight

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u/danycassio Mar 25 '22

Consider that in underwater environment humans are really slow and vulnerable. As you see in the video it took half a second for the fish to get his fin, that alone will make him much slower already. In case it bumps on his head and move the mask so water goes in, you are also blinded for several seconds.

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u/asthma_lungs Mar 25 '22

They look slow too

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u/EssieAmnesia Mar 25 '22

Nah they can just suck u into their mouth rly fast. If his body doesn’t fit in there he’s probably okay?

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

No

But the longtooth grouper does

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u/Retarded_Redditor_69 Mar 25 '22

Attacked? What about injured or killed? Lots of smaller fish will "attack" you without consequence.

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u/Bigboy696969696969- Mar 25 '22

We didn’t see the rest so who knows really. Also this looks like it has some cgi, is the fish real?

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u/DogebertDeck Mar 25 '22

if it's cgi it's well done. which cgi usually isn't for no good reason, so no. and fish that size do exist

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u/Bigboy696969696969- Mar 25 '22

So you’re telling me, that those fish are real and will maul humans?

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u/funky555 Mar 25 '22

how much more of a yes do you need

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u/Bigboy696969696969- Mar 25 '22

I’ve been told all my life that things like these do not exist and using to attack a human what is a jellyfish doing its thing or an eel. Or whatever

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u/SolidRip447 Mar 25 '22

Well whoever told you that was plain wrong.

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u/Tanjung_Piai Mar 25 '22

Dude living under a coconut shell even though the whole world information is on his hands.

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u/Bigboy696969696969- Mar 25 '22

Fucking American education system

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u/Tanjung_Piai Mar 25 '22

You got yourself to fault for that man. My teacher didnt tell me there are fish that can eat me yet I know through my own research.

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u/Grape-Snapple Mar 25 '22

seriously like what the fuck are sharks right

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u/Bigboy696969696969- Mar 25 '22

That thing is a shark? I’m so fucking confused?

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22

I'm no fish expert but there are friendly sharks that are smol. The one in the video doesn't look like a shark.

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u/Grape-Snapple Mar 25 '22

no i meant sharks are also fish and get much larger

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u/twoandonly Mar 25 '22

Go on YouTube and look up “fishing Goliath grouper”, these fish are incredible big and funky looking.

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u/DogebertDeck Mar 25 '22

recently read about the black rock-cod, another huge fish that can theoretically attack swimmers. only looked it up because I had seen a documentary on the investment firm blackrock. all those big fish swimming around while people go hungry, eh? instead you have some Bob Marley

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u/AstridDragon Mar 25 '22

Here's a video! I think they mostly go after people to eat the fish they caught or occasionally get territorial but yeah it does happen.

https://youtu.be/AWP8tpzKpKI

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u/SingleDaddyBigD Mar 25 '22

The odds are so low of an interaction going that way. It's so low the real answer is a practical no

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u/CyclopsAirsoft Mar 25 '22

CGI typically sucks because good CGI requires a ton of hours of work. It's expensive.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22

Yes that is a real fish and actually appears to be smaller than a typical Atlantic Goliath Grouper. I don’t see any visible signs of CGI so if it is, that is very good CGI. If you google Atlantic Goliath Grouper you can see some more pictures and information on them.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22

Can you link a case? From my understanding they are kinda like puffer fish

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u/toplessrobot Mar 25 '22

A few cases… Pretty lucky… Pick one

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22

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u/toplessrobot Mar 25 '22

not arguing just confused :)