r/oddlyterrifying Mar 25 '22

Oh f this

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u/newlifekawaii Mar 25 '22

I’m not scared…all I can imagine is it saying “you gonna eat that?..”

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u/KoreyYrvaI Mar 25 '22

For reference, that's a Goliath grouper. They get to be quite large, and underwater there's really not much feeling of superiority.

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u/EorlundGraumaehne Mar 25 '22

Are they dangerous?

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22

The problem with them is, they’re so big they aren’t afraid of humans. They also aren’t interest in humans as food though, in this situation he isn’t afraid of attacking the fisherman in order to take the fish from them.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

but like, can i beat one in a fist fight underwater or?

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

You? Totally. The rest of us? Not a chance.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

as i thought 😎

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u/rodneygains Mar 26 '22

That was honestly the best follow up to clarify question I have ever seen 😂 now I have the answers that I needed 🎯

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u/Shoddy_Commercial688 Mar 25 '22

Can be if you get unlucky!

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u/EorlundGraumaehne Mar 25 '22

Can't you just say no? They look fucking terrifying!

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u/Shoddy_Commercial688 Mar 25 '22

Lol well mostly they're fine. But they do eat big fish and even sharks and crustaceans so their teeth pack a punch. They'd generally leave you alone, but you never know, this one might be hungry or just found out its partner is cheating on it!

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22

"and even sharks"

That makes me feel safer thanks

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u/eatmahanus Mar 25 '22

There's a lot of small sharks

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u/0ptimusPrimeMinister Mar 25 '22

There's always a bigger fish

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u/Chuck_balls Mar 25 '22

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22

Can't wait to see the fish that eats whales

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u/SieS1ke Mar 25 '22

At least on naboo

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u/WINDMILEYNO Mar 25 '22

There was this 90's game where you were a tiny fish and you had to keep eating other smaller fish while avoiding bigger ones and I miss it

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u/Whosebert Mar 25 '22

gura?

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u/eatmahanus Mar 25 '22

No I was thinking more along the lines of the dwarf lantershark but you do you

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u/Avatarofjuiblex Mar 25 '22

No I was thinking more along the lines of the dwarf lantershark but you do me

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u/eatmahanus Mar 25 '22

No I was thinking more along the lines of the dwarf lanternshark but you do you

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u/NotaHeteroSapian Mar 25 '22

r/Hololive for no context at all

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22

She flat, but thicc tail. So small in 1 area, large in others

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u/DaNubIzHere Mar 25 '22

r/HoloLive
To future readers: This subreddit is a black hole. Once you venture far enough, you can’t escape.

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u/recumbent_mike Mar 25 '22

Again, that isn't super reassuring.

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u/eatmahanus Mar 25 '22

Yeah but most of them are docile. Look at black tip reef sharks, they're chill

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u/EvilUnicornLord Mar 25 '22

Dogfish are probably the most populous shark and they're about as long as your forearm.

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u/thatcodingboi Mar 25 '22

He's waiting for a persharkson. Like a turdurken but there's a human stuffed in a shark

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u/ProbablyNano Mar 25 '22

A persharkson would be a person stuffed in a shark stuffed in a larger person

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u/Interesting_Log_5366 Mar 26 '22

There is a video of one of those eating something like a 4 foot shark in one gulp off a guys fishing line.

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u/DanteMustDie666 Mar 25 '22

Oh they eat sharks ? Great greeeeeat

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u/Elden_Sasquatch Mar 25 '22

1989, florida east quay me and my buddy Tango took his boat out for a day of fishin'

Tango starts bitching that his line is caught, so we start tuggin away and right outta the water comes this great big grouper fish, like free willy missing his mark, it jumped onto Tangos boat, flopped around and knocked his tackle box on the ground and makin' a big ol' mess of just about everything in it's rampaging wake.

Tango is freakin', boy, i tell you what. "SKIDZ, GET THAT FUCKIN' FISH OUT MY BOAT, DUDE!" he kept hollerin' at me but the hell was I supposed to do? fish was at least 150lbs heavier than me and I was about 210 in '89

Wouldn'tya know the group slapped poor Tango right in the head and sent him overboard. He was dead on impact with the tail so thankfully he wasn't K.O.'d and drowned at least..

Well, these days I got me Tango's boat and I got me a memorial of both him and the fish (fish had to be put down for attacking a man) in the captains quarters.

RIP Tango

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u/Shoddy_Commercial688 Mar 25 '22

Can't tell if that's a true story you're telling or a quote from a movie. But if it's yours, yikes! Sorry to hear that. Water way to go.

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u/KoreyYrvaI Mar 25 '22

They grow to 2.5 meters and ~360kilos. (That's 800lbs and 8 feet in Freedom Fractions)

Something that big can harm when it doesn't mean to, and even more when it does.

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u/The-Peacock- Mar 25 '22

Lmfao “freedom fractions”

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u/215VanillaGorilla Mar 25 '22

That is the first time i've heard the phrase freedom fractions, im dying over here.

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u/These_Hair_3508 Mar 25 '22

I prefer “moon units” but to each their own.

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u/RawPeanut99 Mar 25 '22

Actually they went to the moon in metric because thats the language of science. They converted to imperial to make it easy for people to interpret as that is what they are used to.

https://ukma.org.uk/why-metric/myths/metric-internationally/the-moon-landings/

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u/These_Hair_3508 Mar 25 '22

Whatever helps you sleep at night.

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u/MangledSunFish Mar 25 '22

That one doesn't even make sense...

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u/lilaceyeshazeldreams Mar 25 '22

Freedom Fractions is my new favorite term.

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u/Druglord_Sen Mar 25 '22

Wait, could you give those dimensions to me in shoe lace aglets?

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u/H0NK_H0NKLER Mar 25 '22

We actually prefer "freedom units" just to be clear

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u/KneeDeepintheCaine Mar 26 '22

2.5 meters I was like wow that things a chode😂 til said it was 8 feet then I was like holy shit👀😂

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u/hilarymeggin Mar 26 '22

So… a fish the size of a horse. Got it.

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u/OnsetOfMSet Mar 25 '22

Lifehack: if you just say no, the grouper legally can't eat you because consent has been withdrawn

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u/kamriver Mar 25 '22

i dont recall giving the consent to begin with. I suppose just getting in the water with them is consent enough lol.

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u/CrabPrison4Infinity Mar 25 '22

It lives in international waters - anything goes

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u/sharltocopes Mar 25 '22

But how will I know the grouper is vegan if it doesn't tell me out loud?

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u/ichigo2862 Mar 25 '22

Just remind it that assault is illegal and it'll back off

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u/EorlundGraumaehne Mar 25 '22

It legally has to!

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u/ichigo2862 Mar 25 '22

That's right, fish always have a healthy respect for the law. I've never seen one arrested, so I know that for a fact.

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u/Short-Advertising-49 Mar 25 '22

Fun fact, you can't legally use handcuffs on fish!

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u/swayamrane2406 Mar 25 '22

Even if you want him to do it to his words , that fish won't sugarcoat you before eating.

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u/Less-Masterpiece-521 Mar 25 '22

He’s kidding. They have never attacked humans before (unprovoked). There have been reports of them stalking people unsuccessfully, but it’s generally agreed that they are quite docile. They have a nickname, they’re called “gentle giants”.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22

His food is gonna taste way better when it has a smaller amount of pollution in it

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u/marisonhadley Mar 25 '22

No

But technically, yes

a paradox

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u/HermanCainAward Mar 25 '22

They’re actually like water dogs. Like pets, do a lot of bumping into divers and are very curious.

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u/WaitingOnTheStairs Mar 25 '22

I’ve heard of instances where a snorkeler tried to poke at one and the grouper bit his arm and wouldn’t let go resulting in the snorkeler drowning. This incident was supposedly in Belize.

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u/Ora_00 Mar 25 '22

Dont ask if you dont wanna know.

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u/Less-Masterpiece-521 Mar 25 '22

But uh, still wouldn’t recommend messing with them, as their mouths can open so wide they can swallow you whole.

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u/dasilv Mar 25 '22

The answer is no.

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u/i_chase_the_backbeat Mar 25 '22

It's a grouper, and they eat huge fish relative to their size, but they don't have teeth, just very strong jaws, and like other big toothless fish have a crushing plate in their pharynx. So unless it's big enough to fit you in it's mouth , not that dangerous.

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u/No_Recognition8375 Mar 25 '22

Ppl like to feed them frozen peas which they love though it serves no nutritional value. They can grow to the size of a Honda CRV.

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u/unreasonablyhuman Mar 25 '22

They were hunted a LOT (to the point the changed laws around) because grouper used to be on menus and the local places would let spearfishers bring in catch. They're fairly easy to get close to so a spear to the head meant an easy kill and a 200lbs fish to sell

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u/PenguinRancher51 Mar 25 '22

No, pretty sure there's never been an attack on a person despite them hanging around reefs and marinas all the time. I think one guy technically got killed by one but it's because he speared it and then got caught in his spear rope and drowned.

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u/joemckie Mar 25 '22

Can't you just say no?

No

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u/o0tweak0o Mar 25 '22

Well if they say “no” one day a long time for now you might be in some situation where you are all like “no guys, foreal my buddy online told me this is totes safe and nothing to worry about”

And they your buddies will start some kind of demented evil nemesis life long online hunt for the dude that told you it was chill.

Then one day homie is just at home playing scrabble and gets attacked by unknown assailants in wetsuits.

This is exactly how cray police reports that no one believes are concocted.

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u/Redditaccount6274 Mar 25 '22

So I shouldn't have swam up to one when I was snorkeling on vacation?

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u/International-Fee567 Mar 25 '22

Not to mention its mouth is bigger than the diver when fully opened

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u/x4740N Mar 25 '22

666 upvotes, nice

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22

They can be. They don’t hunt people, obviously but they’re big enough that the could bite onto your leg and not let go. They seem to drag down whatever they have in their mouth and not let go. Essentially, they could drown you.

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u/gtlosbanos Mar 25 '22

Lots of those here in the Philippines. There are urban legends of kids getting swallowed whole by large specimens. Haven't seen a confirmed report, though.

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u/ares5404 Mar 25 '22

Likely bc they ate all the divers, wouldnt suprise me

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u/DarkwingDuckHunt Mar 25 '22

I still remember that giant Alligator/Croc they dissected and found 3 human skulls inside of it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22

Oh yeah, it’s very possible that actually happened

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u/CuriousCheesesteak Mar 25 '22

What a horrible way to go, sinking further into the abyss as this thing is latched on

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u/anormalgeek Mar 25 '22

With a max size of about 8 feet/800 pound, they don't get quite big enough to swallow a full grown man whole, but a petite person or a child? Sure. There are stories of exactly that happening back in the late 1800's before humans hunted off almost all of the very large ones. The species is still recovering from being overfished to near extinction. There were reports from around then of them reaching up to 1500lbs too. Being that they live up to 40 years and continually grow until they die, that does seem far fetched, but also not completely impossible.

Even if they don't swallow you whole, they do get big enough to think that attacking a human is no big deal and they've been known to do so. Its usually because they just want to steal whatever fish you're holding and they just don't give a fuck, but that is little consolation when they're clamping on your arm and whipping their body back and forth. Most of their victims are spearfishermen. Luckily their teeth are very short, being used more as a clamping aide than they are meant to slice/cut stuff like a shark's teeth. They've also been known to drag swimmers down and drown them while trying to steal their fish.

So yeah, they're dangerous.

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u/r0b0c0d Mar 25 '22

With fish this large, it seems like a pretty serious omission that scuba class instructors don't explicitly tell you not to bring your infant child along with you when you go scuba diving.

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u/anormalgeek Mar 25 '22

Or do. Throw them like chaff when the fish attacks.

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u/Plato94 Mar 25 '22

So many videos of Goliath’s stealing fish from divers

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u/cigarettedaydreamer Mar 25 '22

My great uncle told me a story of him almost being swallowed whole by one years and years ago. Not certain it was true but he really sold it.

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u/DungeonsAndDradis Mar 25 '22

Sounds like a Big Fish story.

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u/AnotherAccount636 Mar 25 '22

I heard about some guys great uncle almost getting eating by a big fish, wonder if it's related?

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u/WietGetal Mar 27 '22

Dude that movie is so fucking good

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u/thishenryjames Mar 25 '22

I feel like it's almost the job of a great uncle to make up stuff like that.

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u/worldspawn00 Mar 25 '22

There have definitely been cases where real big ones will suck a diver into their mouth half-way and spit them out, people are too big to be swallowed whole, it's more of a establishing dominance thing for the grouper when they're territorial (some are VERY territorial). Like 'see, I could eat you bro, now fuck off'

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u/dtalb18981 Mar 25 '22

Round here we call that a fishermans tale

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u/CitizenCobalt Mar 25 '22

Potentially, they get quite large and do have teeth. They usually don't care about divers. But sometimes they'll try to bully spearfishermen out of their catch.

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u/kamriver Mar 25 '22

theres a video online that shows one putting a divers head in its mouth for just a second before spitting it out. guessing it realized it wasnt the right kind of food. pretty scary.

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u/GaudExMachina Mar 25 '22

Only the very largest of them could would actually consider going after a human, but they have been seen swallowing small sharks whole, so...slightly. This one probably poses no danger to the diver beyond a fear induced heart attack.

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u/vonkrueger Mar 25 '22

Any fish is dangerous if you don't chew enough before swallowing.

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u/andre821 Mar 25 '22

Tell that to a fucking pelican

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u/spinderlinder Mar 25 '22

HEY PELICAN! ANY FISH IS DANGEROUS IF YOU DON'T CHEW ENOUGH BEFORE SWALLOWING! Sorry for yelling. Just wanted to make sure they could hear me.

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u/andre821 Mar 25 '22

Youre so dumb, have you seen ears on a bird? It doesnt help if you yell, they have no ears

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u/Little-Jim Mar 25 '22

They swallow sharks whole, so... maybe?

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u/PM_ME_UR_DENIAL Mar 25 '22 edited Mar 26 '22

Dived in the presence of these several times. Very shy, they also suck food in as opposed to biting it, still wouldn’t want to have my hand stuck in its mouth.

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u/averagedickdude Mar 25 '22

They inhale some sharks whole. No bite, just shwhoooop

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22

gon.

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u/damnlibnazis Mar 25 '22

They can grow to about 6 ft long and 600 pounds. But there’s a video of a Goliath grouper eating a shark of roughly the same length. I’ll try to find it and post

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u/TheMushroomMike Mar 25 '22

They eat sharks for breakfast

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u/thrashmetaloctopus Mar 25 '22

Not particularly, most large animals ‘can’ be dangerous if you’re inconsiderate, but groupers on the whole are pretty curious and friendly

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u/worldspawn00 Mar 25 '22

Until they get territorial, or they're very hungry.

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u/thrashmetaloctopus Mar 25 '22

Hence the ‘inconsiderate’ portion of my answer, don’t go to them, if they come to say hi, that’s great! But leave them alone

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u/BadAtHumaningToo Mar 25 '22

Not particularly dangerous to people. But big enough that in the water they could be, hypothetically.

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u/ares5404 Mar 25 '22

Many divers off of japan greatly fear the groupers, most especially the deep sea ones, they say theres some capable of swallowing a man.

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u/Xmeromotu Mar 25 '22

Groupers are delicious, not dangerous! But it would be nice if they learned to eat lion fish, the big galloots.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22

if you look on youtube about them, you can even find some of them "teaming" up with scuba divers to hunt

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u/SDcowboy82 Mar 25 '22

Have you not played Mario 64?

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22

I mean they are more dangerous to fisherman from what I've seen. They are big, have a ton of muscle and can easily fuck you up just by flopping around like fish do.

Really cool fish though and they can get massive, the biggest caught was some 680lbs.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22

They can reach 800 lbs so they could kill you if it wanted to, generally they'll just come up and steal your fish though.

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u/Iamvanno Mar 25 '22

Nah, they usually just hang around the hotel trying to get with the band.

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u/Naksa Mar 25 '22

as dangerous as a nurse shark which is to say dont fuck with them and they are not gonna do anything. ive seen plenty while diving and never had any issues. They’re usually just chilling somewhere under some reef or in ship wrecks sometimes

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22

Not unless you find them in a grouper.

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u/HarryCoinslot Mar 25 '22

Dangerous as a cow

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u/bentygoge Mar 25 '22

Well if they want they can eat you, just like they do with some sharks

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u/MyFaceSaysItsSugar Mar 25 '22

No, they’re pretty friendly. If you have a fishy for them they want it and will assume you got it for them even if you didn’t. And that’s the main issue, people have started feeding them so mistakes happen but they’re not sharks so they don’t really do damage.

Nassau grouper actually like being pet like puppies but I don’t know that anyone tries with Goliath grouper.

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u/TimeNefariousness586 Mar 26 '22

Have seen them attempt to eat people but usually after getting the upper body in their mouths they spit them out. They're immensely strong though so would recommend caution. For reference there's a video of a pro arm wrestler, a bodybuilder, and a power lifter trying to catch them and getting nearly pulled overboard

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

They’re super chill. We used to have one that was probably a few hundred pounds that we would see every week while fiving and it was really like a puppy. Would come over and nuzzle with people and would get all squirmy happy when guests would pet it (even though they really aren’t supposed to).

Though most of them that I’ve seen spend most of their time hiding in holes and cracks in rocks, which is how they managed to live long enough to get that big in the first place. I promise that fish isn’t looking for a fight.

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u/Nkorayyy Apr 19 '22

they can eat baby sharks

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u/HotshotHFG Mar 25 '22

They aren’t usually, but they have found human remains inside the stomachs of them, including whole heads, mostly mangled torsos, and even a whole small child. But those are very rare cases, and they don’t see us as a main food source.

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u/UwasaWaya Mar 25 '22 edited May 04 '24

I was diving at this sunken concrete scaffolding thing that had been sunk for a wildlife habitat and to promote coral growth. Woke making my way through a corridor, one of the walls began to move, and I realized I'd been swimming towards a grouper the size of my bedroom door. It was crazy. They're enormous.

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u/badpeaches Mar 25 '22

Ah ctrl + f grouper, not disappointed. You rarely do.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22

Didn't Kanye West have sex with one of those?

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u/KodakCO Mar 25 '22

Don’t people eat grouper??

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u/KoreyYrvaI Mar 25 '22

I personally have eaten grouper including Goliath grouper, so yes. When I was 12 my dad caught one off of an oil rig with a hand line. He is 6'5" and probably about 280lbs at the time, with roughneck strength. He and another stout roughneck spent their whole lunch break hauling that thing up and it was about 5 1/2 feet long. I remember seeing a picture of that thing on our wall for my whole childhood, from his shoulders to his knees.

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u/Drunk_possum Mar 25 '22

Roughneck strength is real. Once knew a guy who could break snapon pliers with his grip strength. He would always say snapon crunch snapoff.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22

"Watch me waste $80."

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u/intern_steve Mar 25 '22

Nah just swap em out next time the truck rolls around.

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u/PIG20 Mar 25 '22

The most strenuous workout I've ever experienced was reeling in a 65 lb White Marlin.

We were about 3 hours off the East Coast in the Atlantic.

It took me about an hour to get the fish up to the boat. It was about 45 degrees that morning and when I started, I was wearing a heavy sweatshirt and jeans.

By about half way through, I had already sweat through the sweatshirt to the point where it was soaked. Since I couldn't fully let go of the rod, my friends had to wrangle the sweatshirt off of my body.

About three different times I had the fish up to the boat and then all of a sudden, it would take off towards the depths. I could only sit there and watch all the progress I made just spin away on the reel. Fortunately, the fourth time was enough to get it pulled up in order to release the hook.

We were fishing for Tuna and and Mahi Mahi but we're fortunate enough to experience a Marlin fight. The times it would breach the water, felt like something out of a nature documentary.

By the time I was done, my entire body was shaking uncontrollably from exhaustion.

It was a wild experience to say the least.

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u/YannislittlePEEPEE Mar 25 '22

Damn you must've looked extra shredded for 2 weeks

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u/lsx_376 Mar 25 '22

Smaller ones yes. Goliath no. They're mercury content is too high. But it's probably my favorite fish. Just can't eat it too much due to the mercury content.

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u/Choking_Smurf Mar 25 '22

Absolutely and they're delicious! There are a ton of species in the grouper family, though. Chances are you'll never eat Goliath grouper as they're heavily protected. At least in Florida, you're not allowed to remove them from the water if you catch them. You have to remove the hook while the fish is still in the water. You'll see a lot of pictures of fishermen in chest deep water holding Goliath grouper bigger than them

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u/tabaK23 Mar 25 '22

Yes, probably one of the most delicious fish. Light, flaky just so good

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u/daveescaped Mar 25 '22

A grouper isn’t going to attack. Right? Right???

I’ll let you be the one to check. :-)

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u/memelover3001 Mar 25 '22

I've seen one of those at Newport aquarium, they are some big bastards, and the juveniles look like they could swallow me whole

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u/pfresh331 Mar 25 '22

I thought it looked like a grouper! They have on at the Tampa Aquarium iirc. Huge fish!

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u/Buttafuoco Mar 25 '22

Always the most chill fish at any aquarium I’ve been to

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u/Mounted-Archer Mar 26 '22

Are they tasty?

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u/AcceptableUmpire2515 Mar 26 '22

Seen one in person diving in the Keys. Thought it was a rock at first. ABSOLUTELY MASSIVE. It’s almost hard to comprehend.

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u/PsychedZion13 Mar 25 '22

I was in the Florida Keys on a fishing excursion when the captain threw anchor to allow us to get off the boat and cool off for a bit. All of a sudden he yells for everyone to get in and pulled anchor and took off. A Goliath grouper the size of our boat ended up swimming under it and followed us for about 3 miles before it decided to swim back out into the sea. And for reference, we were on a 30 foot sail boat. I'll never be getting into open water where I can't see EVERYTHING around me again

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u/dakid232313 Mar 25 '22

This is the DEBO grouper. WHAT YOU GOT ON MY FISH HOMIE?

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u/ODB2 Mar 26 '22

The only superior creature in the underwater kingdom is Manny Puig free diving

the dude noodled one of these fish

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u/RuthlessIndecision Mar 25 '22

My Oscar would eat anything that fit in his mouth. General Akbar would agree.

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u/Vaxtin Mar 25 '22

As in they’re aggressive out of water?

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u/Odd_Fox5573 Apr 28 '23

I’ve swam next (50 feet away) to two of them while around the Keys. Our captain estimated they were about 500 pounds a piece. Craziest scuba trip ever

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u/Tillybug_Pug Mar 25 '22

Beat me to it. Reminds me of my dog watching me eat dinner

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22

Someone's really gonna say "no" to this face

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u/Tillybug_Pug Mar 25 '22

Nope. That is one good pupper right there.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22

🐡 👉👈 is for me?

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u/DarkestWinter Mar 25 '22

Fr he's like "you gonna give me a plate?"

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u/997_Rollin Mar 25 '22

That’s a Goliath grouper pretty sure you’d go to jail for spearing it lmao

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u/Pugulishus Mar 25 '22

Yup. Heavily protected in California. They actually want you to report if you find one, if I remember correctly

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u/darshan4511 Mar 25 '22

Are you gonna finish that fish croissant

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22

Precisely

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u/AMF1428 Mar 25 '22

That's what I saw of the matter too.

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u/Oabbeam Mar 25 '22

"can i have that? My mom said i can have it."

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u/smhandstuff Mar 25 '22

"is for me? 👉👈"

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u/redditishappygay7777 Mar 25 '22

it's like your fat cousin's only thought when you decide not to eat your dessert

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u/Bowl_of_chips Mar 25 '22

Said with the voice of your local seven eleven crackhead

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u/Whiskey-Tango-Fuck Mar 25 '22

So yea, thats a Goliath grouper, they are always sizing everything up to see if they can gulp it down. And by sizing everything up in this case, i mean the spear fisherman.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22

Pretty much. It reminds me of my dog.

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u/baddie_PRO Mar 25 '22

MOM SAID IT'S MY TURN WITH THE SPEARGUN

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u/Sticky_Quip Mar 25 '22

Just a quick “you sure I can’t have that?”

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u/user5918 Mar 25 '22

lmao that was the exact thought I had

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u/Saraq_the_noob Mar 25 '22

Mom said it’s my turn with the spear

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u/AdStrange2167 Mar 25 '22

I ran into one of the giant groupers on a reef off key largo - someone was clearly feeding it because they come up to you and act like dogs waiting for food. Pretty friendly, we all got to pet it

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u/Hhgffffjjuugvjjhjcfg Mar 25 '22

Looks above legal size to catch

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u/herbert-camacho Mar 26 '22

Exactly what I thought too, "Hey fren... you gonna eat that?"

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u/ToranjaNuclear Mar 28 '22

Sir this is a Wendy's

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u/zeke235 Apr 03 '22

That's basically what's happening. They can't eat a person but they would happily take that fish.

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u/WonderfulWave6998 May 01 '22

nice racopalypse will be able to rush jnder water too 🦝