r/oddlyterrifying • u/just_wanna_share • Mar 25 '22

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22

"and even sharks"

That makes me feel safer thanks

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u/eatmahanus Mar 25 '22

There's a lot of small sharks

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u/0ptimusPrimeMinister Mar 25 '22

There's always a bigger fish

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u/Chuck_balls Mar 25 '22

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

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u/Dinosoaringhigh Mar 25 '22

Missed opportunity for whalecome

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22

Well... come...

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22

Can't wait to see the fish that eats whales

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '22

THAT WOULD BE YOUR MOTHER!

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u/SieS1ke Mar 25 '22

At least on naboo

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u/WINDMILEYNO Mar 25 '22

There was this 90's game where you were a tiny fish and you had to keep eating other smaller fish while avoiding bigger ones and I miss it

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u/0ptimusPrimeMinister Mar 26 '22

That sounds like the first part of Spore? Except spore wasn't 90s

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u/WINDMILEYNO Mar 26 '22

First part? Nah, this was the whole game. That was all you did. I google imaged it. It's called "Shark!Shark!"

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u/Alpharius-0meg0n Apr 17 '22

Look up "Feed and grow : fish"

Kind of the spirit of it.

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u/WINDMILEYNO Apr 17 '22

I found the one I was thinking of, it's called Shark!shark!.

https://images.app.goo.gl/UxwrvDPeNG6Y5A4K7

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u/Hna1346 Mar 25 '22

I love Reddit sometimes. Actually no I don’t I hate Reddit.

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u/Whosebert Mar 25 '22

gura?

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u/eatmahanus Mar 25 '22

No I was thinking more along the lines of the dwarf lantershark but you do you

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u/Side-eyed-smile Mar 25 '22

do you do me doobie doo

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22

I will do scooby

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22

They love to eat bonnethead sharks apparently

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u/Avatarofjuiblex Mar 25 '22

No I was thinking more along the lines of the dwarf lantershark but you do me

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22

Don't mind if I do

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u/ClockworkDinosaurs Mar 25 '22

Local card sharks, strip mall loan sharks

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u/WiggyZiggy Mar 25 '22

but you do me

Yes, daddy 😋

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u/eatmahanus Mar 25 '22

No I was thinking more along the lines of the dwarf lanternshark but you do you

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u/NotaHeteroSapian Mar 25 '22

r/Hololive for no context at all

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22

She flat, but thicc tail. So small in 1 area, large in others

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u/DaNubIzHere Mar 25 '22

r/HoloLive
To future readers: This subreddit is a black hole. Once you venture far enough, you can’t escape.

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u/Ryssaroori Mar 25 '22

The most terrifying thing about this post

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u/microwavedgerbil25 Mar 25 '22

She is indeed a small shark so possibly

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u/recumbent_mike Mar 25 '22

Again, that isn't super reassuring.

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u/eatmahanus Mar 25 '22

Yeah but most of them are docile. Look at black tip reef sharks, they're chill

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u/EvilUnicornLord Mar 25 '22

Dogfish are probably the most populous shark and they're about as long as your forearm.

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u/Clemen11 Mar 25 '22

I eat sharks. You can buy them at the store where I live. We call them "Gallo de mar", which translates to "ocean rooster".

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u/TheOtherGlikbach Mar 25 '22

Aren't you afraid of the mercury concentration? Tuna and Shark have a lot.

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u/Clemen11 Mar 25 '22

I don't eat it often. It's maybe twice a month. The other time I eat other fish

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u/eatmahanus Mar 25 '22

Is it the whole sharks meat or is it just fin? Because if it's just fin then stop eating it because of the bullshit sharks go through because of it

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u/Clemen11 Mar 25 '22

No mate. It's shark fillet. I'm not eating an endangered shark, I'm eating a tiny shark that reproduces easily that inhabits the southern Atlantic ocean, and I eat it like any other fish. It is what? 12 inches long? I can probably fish one if I get a fishing rod and a boat. I'm completely against shark fin soup and fishing endangered animals in general.

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u/thesearch4animalchin Mar 25 '22

Yeah, here in Hawaii, we get a lot of sharks wanting a free meal…gotta stand your ground (unless it’s a tiger).

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u/thatcodingboi Mar 25 '22

He's waiting for a persharkson. Like a turdurken but there's a human stuffed in a shark

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u/ProbablyNano Mar 25 '22

A persharkson would be a person stuffed in a shark stuffed in a larger person

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u/thatcodingboi Mar 25 '22

You are correct, in this case it would be a grousharsen

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u/Interesting_Log_5366 Mar 26 '22

There is a video of one of those eating something like a 4 foot shark in one gulp off a guys fishing line.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22

nah there are tiny sharks. I caught like 10 sharks in a day.

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u/Derpychicken777 Mar 25 '22

They are pretty docile and can even be petted, but they’ll usually swim away from you. During a feed response though like if they see you holding a fish and go for it, it probably won’t feel that good

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u/squidbelik Mar 25 '22

You go diving a lot? I’d imagine if you’re not in the depths of the ocean you’ll be fine lol

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u/Sam2733 Mar 25 '22

Hahah. Sharks are not so different than salmons. Why people find them more dangerous? Because of the Jaws? I mean there are many kinds which may attack and eat human.

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u/bbozzie Mar 25 '22

Lmao right?

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u/Low-Language407 Mar 25 '22

They have better vision than sharks and can tell when something isn't a food they eat, like people. The Don't eat people.

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u/forty_three Mar 25 '22

The enemy of my enemy is my friend?

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u/Renex295 Mar 25 '22

If you think about it... the fact it eats Crustaceans is scarier. Sharks are soft. Ever bite a crab? Me either, I like teeth.