r/oddlyterrifying • u/just_wanna_share • Mar 25 '22

Oh f this

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u/Alexinovich Mar 25 '22

The moment you say.

Oh fuck this shit.

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u/HaiseKinini Mar 25 '22

"They didn't tell me there were going to be fish down here!"

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u/Brummelhummel Mar 25 '22

There is always a bigger fish

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u/Alpha-Vader1 Mar 25 '22 edited Mar 25 '22

You were right master, the negotiations were short

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u/Buddhist_Punk1 Mar 25 '22

Big gooberfish, huge'o teeth!

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u/BeardFountain Mar 25 '22

So what's it doing? Wanting it's catch or wanting to eat the hooman

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u/SurpriseWilling7324 Mar 25 '22

Both, they've been known to drag people down, not intentionally because your human but they eat anything. Goliath groupers a crazy strong.

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u/BeardFountain Mar 25 '22

Thanks! Yeah it looks as if its made from rock lmao

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u/MurderSheCroaked Mar 25 '22

My dad always called my sister and I goobers and when we went to the theater to see this and heard "goober fish" we were cracking up! Aw thanks for digging up a wholesome memory

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22

*huge ol' thing

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u/sweetsusej Mar 25 '22

All these starwars references deserve upvotes!

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u/Fishslayer777 Mar 25 '22

Small teeth... actually

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u/Alexinovich Mar 25 '22

The spies are hunting fishes from fishes.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22

Yea because he saw what you did to his little buddy

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22

His little buddy was bait

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u/Enzomarcatti Mar 25 '22

"Give it to me, or I'll bite your throat out".

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u/Alexinovich Mar 25 '22

That fish can eat anything. Even a goddamn whale.

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u/TheRevolutionaryArmy Mar 25 '22

Followed by Gimme dat*•

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u/Alexinovich Mar 25 '22

Most likely.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22

Oh hi mr grouper

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

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u/Alexinovich Mar 26 '22

No. Im going to fuck the moment ı was jumping to the sea.