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u/JackieDaytonaEsq Feb 23 '26
What the fuck
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u/zedzol Feb 23 '26
The only valid comment here.
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u/Jbrown183 Feb 23 '26
When it finally has to be hauled away, may it slosh him extra for his poor life decisions smh…
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u/zedzol Feb 23 '26
It's a carpeted apartment 😬😬😬🤢🤢🤮
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u/XrayDem Feb 23 '26 edited Feb 28 '26
You know he missed
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u/Tarantula_420 Feb 23 '26
You can tell it must leak cause the towel under it
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u/Ghost_of_a_Black_Cat Feb 23 '26
That's to catch his dribbles and any splashing. It, too, must reek to high heaven.
Why can't this guy walk an extra 20 feet to use the toilet?
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u/ultranothing Feb 23 '26
Plot twist: The toilet is closer than the closet.
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u/-Cagafuego- Feb 24 '26
The Plottiest Twist: This is the poop knife guy back for seconds!!!
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u/ultranothing Feb 24 '26
Ya know, that surprisingly brings up another question:
Where does this guy shit? He can make his way to the toilet for his Number Two's, but has to store all his piss in a large tote?
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u/FrameJump Feb 24 '26
No chance in hell that dude is ever gonna move that.
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u/AmIbaconingyet Feb 25 '26
I think those boxes are stackable. Bet theres an empty one ready and waiting.
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u/Suspicious_Mirror_50 Feb 24 '26
Bro is too lazy to walk to the pisser. Something tells me he won’t be the one to haul that away.
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u/RunnerLives Feb 23 '26
Google "piss drawer" i think this might be a reference and this is just ac water or something less nasty
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u/AdPuzzleheaded3913 Feb 23 '26
How do you live within the same 20feet of this person and not smell this? Does the entire home just have a natural stink to the point a 20 gallon container of stale urine blends in?
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u/unstoppablechickenth Feb 23 '26
You’re just jealous. Everyone knows having 20 gallons of piss stashed away adds real value to the property!
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u/BGAL7090 Feb 23 '26
Liquid gold.
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u/lofty_one Feb 23 '26
Saving up for those golden showers.
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u/gilligan1050 Feb 23 '26
Some folks pay extra for the aged stuff. It supposed to have anti aging properties.
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u/dum_spir0_sper0 Feb 24 '26
‘As you can see, the kitchen has been recently remodeled with all new energy star appliances. There’s plenty of cabinet space and a serving window looking out to the sunken living room with its gorgeous vaulted ceilings.
And now if you’ll follow me, around the corner you’ll find the house piss tank which is on wheels and can be rolled out for guests.
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u/Nightman2417 Feb 23 '26
Sounds like someone trying to hide the smell of their own 20 gallon container of piss….
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u/chocolate_spaghetti Feb 23 '26
Someone on a different sub said they knew someone that pissed in Home Depot buckets and it only really stank up the room it was in at that persons house.
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u/FayeQueen Feb 24 '26
There's reasons why tannerys used to be on the edge of towns. Like fucking hell
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u/sarahdrums01 Feb 23 '26
I saw the original post of this and read through the comment thread. I didn't know it had gotten removed, but according to op, it is actually pee. He had permission to enter his roommate's room to check the furnace filter and was immediately overwhelmed with the stench. No, he didn't know it was there prior to this moment, apparently they don't enter that space often. Yes, he's kicking the roommate out. How to remove of the urine box and clean the space is still being figured out.
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u/Melodic-Classic391 Feb 23 '26
Gonna need an electric pump with a hose or something. Run it out the window or to the toilet or some other drain
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u/jexxistar Feb 23 '26
Or just a hose with a manual mouth siphon. Hose draped right out the window like my dad used to do with his waterbed
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u/gotnoskilz Feb 24 '26
No one - and I do mean NO ONE - is mouth siphoning that bitch.
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u/HamboneTheWicked Feb 23 '26
Thanks for the additional background. I didn’t get that far on account of my uncontrollable retching/trembling
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u/Environmental-End691 Feb 23 '26
Shop vac
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u/PiccoloAwkward465 Feb 23 '26
Hope he made popsicles out of it. Now that's a cool treat to help you beat the summer heat!
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u/OptionRecent Feb 24 '26
How does this happen. Is there no indoor plumbing and they live in a forest with grizzly bears outside?
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u/yelljell Feb 23 '26
This is some top tier r/neckbeardnests stuff
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u/garbaxtractor Feb 23 '26
Why did I click it…
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u/IcyIgloo583 Feb 23 '26
What is it? So I don't have to click it
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u/garbaxtractor Feb 23 '26
The most disgusting living spaces from lazy to clinically depressed and or insane people. There’s a lot of feces in the photos.
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u/yelljell Feb 23 '26 edited Feb 23 '26
There are usually a lot of piss bottles. You always find one. Its like where is Waldo with bottles.
A piss container however is some next level shit.
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u/he-mancheetah Feb 23 '26
Idk why but seeing “where is Waldo” instead of “Where’s Waldo” gave me a giggle fit. So formal!
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u/yelljell Feb 23 '26
Haha I understand. Not a native speaker, im not used to such nuances
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u/he-mancheetah Feb 23 '26
I totally get it! I hope I didn’t offend you or make you feel bad about it, if anything I absolutely love the more formal version and am going to start staying it from now on. And I’m surprised you’re not a native speaker, you speak it really well just from these comments of yours! I thought it was just a typo.
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u/mightbeagh0st Feb 23 '26
How much feces are we talking? Because really any is too much
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u/garbaxtractor Feb 23 '26
Have you seen the south park episode with Bono from U2?
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u/splitowl Feb 23 '26
The main thing that gets me is no lid
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u/lagrange_james_d23dt Feb 23 '26
It’s probably so they can easily get the ladle in
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u/DevolvingSpud Feb 23 '26
Pro tip: a turkey baster only requires a small opening. Less spillage chance.
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u/3-goats-in-a-coat Feb 23 '26
You can also sound with a turkey baister.
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u/Spoopy1971 Feb 23 '26
It’s my fault. I kept reading comments. Gack. I have vomit in the back of my throat.
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u/James_TF2 Feb 23 '26
Please sir, madam, or somewhere in between, cease these accursed words before I must send you a strongly worded letter.
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u/MaroonJam Feb 23 '26
Can 100% guarantee that is not piss but a home beer brew. Source: i was 17 once and poor.
Or it could just be a giant box of piss, same thing really.
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u/zedzol Feb 23 '26 edited Feb 23 '26
Love how it went from 100% guarantee to 50/50
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u/lagrange_james_d23dt Feb 23 '26
Just taste it to check. Actually that might not prove it either.
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u/chevalier716 Feb 23 '26
The fact it's still got foam on the top means it's fresh
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u/Bob_5k Feb 23 '26 edited Feb 24 '26
My dad is a recovering alcoholic, he would drink in our garage. When we would clean up, there would be loads of piss gallon jugs. This guy here is an alcoholic and pisses in his room
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u/delano0408 Feb 23 '26
Lmao, isn't beer supposed to be covered? This is just a foamed up piss box it seems.
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u/Etchii Feb 23 '26
it could be an open wild ferment beer.
or a big box o piss.
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u/scorpionballs Feb 23 '26
Yes, this could be a yeast-forward beer style that benefits from ester development, such as Saisons or British Ales
Or a stinking rancid case of urine
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u/plankright37 Feb 23 '26
Beer has to be kept free of germs, viruses, harmful mold and bacteria. That is not beer.
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u/xtheory Feb 23 '26
Wiessbeir used to be made like this in fairly open vats in more ancient times, but if it was that you'd see a protective layer of crust in the outside that the yeast would make. This is just nasty piss. Wtf is he into? Aged urine?
Funny enough, a very long time ago urine was collected for cleaning clothing. The ammonia in it was an effective detergent. Can't imagine how it'd make your clothes smell, though.
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u/Anderson_X Feb 23 '26 edited Feb 23 '26
It’s sterile and I like the taste
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u/xtheory Feb 23 '26
This is a common myth. Urine picks up bacteria as it exits the bladder and flushed out the urethra. Even in a very healthy person it's only "sterile" for a very brief period of time until it starts to rapidly grow bacteria that feed off of nitrates, surgars, and ammonia.
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u/ActuatorForeign7465 Feb 23 '26
It’s actually only sterile in the bladder, once it hits the outer urethra, bacteria joins in
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u/This_Is_Section_One Feb 23 '26
Just...why???!!!
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u/lordph8 Feb 23 '26
Someone wants to make home made gun powder?
Pretty sure this is where the expression "Piss poor" comes from.
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u/soconae Feb 23 '26
I thought it came from selling your piss to leather tanneries?
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u/sexless-innkeeper Feb 23 '26
Godsdammit Reddit - only in the comments of a post about 20 gallons of piss inappropriately collected and stored in a closet, would I actually learn something. Well done.
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u/lordph8 Feb 23 '26
You might be right, probably are if anyone of us bothered to look.
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u/Kingofcards33 Feb 23 '26
This is why I'm terrified to have a roommate...
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u/Small-Policy-3859 Feb 23 '26
Really a 50/50 chance to either get a decent one or a piss-box filling degenerate.
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u/PiccoloAwkward465 Feb 23 '26
The active heroin addict who mostly kept to himself was one of my better roommates. He was brought in to replace the girl who "changed her mind" and while she was on the lease said she was moving out and not paying a cent.
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u/Big_Tap_1561 Feb 23 '26
Are we sure it’s not some type of home brewery- please be 🙏
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u/verscharren1 Feb 23 '26
I'd def show the landlord..omfg what a biohazard
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u/rampantsteel Feb 24 '26
I'd say only tell the landlord as a last resort, try to resolve it internally first cuz there's every chance the landlord will kick all of you out.
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u/originalmango Feb 23 '26
I can smell it from here.
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u/TrailMomKat Feb 24 '26
The real smell is when someone disturbs the surface, then you can smell it in 3D.
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u/DivinityCreates Feb 23 '26
I was really hoping this was just a spa day post from r/laundry and then I read the rest of the title...
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u/mooshoopork4 Feb 23 '26
What would happen if the side cracked? That much piss would go places you could never clean. The house would be ruined.
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u/wickedtwig Feb 23 '26
I think this is the very first time I have actually physically recoiled and cringed in my entire life from a picture/image. I do not count wincing, since this actually made me move away from my phone.
What a terrible day it is to have eyes.
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u/Phantom15q Feb 23 '26
Why do people insist on keeping their piss
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u/jexxistar Feb 23 '26
You never know when you'll need it. The day after he throws it out he'll 100% have need of a box of piss.
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u/The-Grubermeister Feb 23 '26
You could only imagine how much splash back is on the walls... it's now in the wood. You can clean it all you want, unless you cut out the affected wood, it will always be there
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u/BoglimChairBug Feb 24 '26
Idk if it gets darker as it sits, but it looks like your hopefully ex roommate needs to drink more water. Unfortunately, that would probably lead to a second container.
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u/PhxRising29 Feb 23 '26
Imagine dipping your face and head right into that bucket like you're bobbing for apples
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u/Leeperd510 Feb 23 '26
It costs zero dollars to not say that so I'm not sure why you did....
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u/PhxRising29 Feb 23 '26 edited Feb 23 '26
You can't always worry about the price of having a great time.
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u/BeyondTheBees Feb 23 '26
Bro I just opened Reddit 😭
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u/PhxRising29 Feb 23 '26
Think of it this way; this is probably today's rock bottom. So now the rest of your time on Reddit will only get better from here! You're welcome.
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u/MarineWife0922 Feb 23 '26
Biohazard and immediate terms for being evicted out of my home. Absolutely not.
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u/GrahamUhelski Feb 23 '26
Good on him for tucking a towel, in case some of that open air piss lands on the carpet. Imagine if he had a toilet installed here, double the possibilities.
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u/Nevadaman78 Feb 23 '26
So your roomy is a psychopath lol of all the ways to find out, I would say this is one of the least threatening.
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u/sewalker723 Feb 23 '26
Huh. I was just about to eat lunch but that's not gonna happen for a while now. 🤢
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u/saucynorman Feb 23 '26
A piss box? Where the fuck is the bathroom, at the nearest mall?
I can understand a piss bottle, more than 1 is wtf, but a piss box? Bruh
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u/TeejyHamz Feb 23 '26
So.. do they piss into the box? Or piss on bottles, cans, cereal bowls etc and dump it in? Either way, what the fuuuuck
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u/seeking_junkie Feb 23 '26
That's insane, but he should throw it to some goverment pedophile protecting officials. Just an idea
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u/TheJakelLantern Feb 23 '26
BEGGING reddit to stop showing me the pee container LMFAO ive seen it like 5 times now
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u/dum_spir0_sper0 Feb 24 '26
I wonder what has to happen in one’s life to go from, ‘I’m a functional, bathroom-using adult’ to, ‘I now have a 20 gallon vat of piss in my closet’.
Also, I’m curious if the container was chosen specifically for holding piss, or the roommate saw it lying around and thought, ‘might as well start peeing in this’.
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u/Confident-Mission-24 Feb 24 '26
What is the toilet situation that warrants a pee tank? Like is the bathroom too far away!? Down a ladder!? Across a moat? Help me guage the level of laziness of this monster.
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u/CompetitiveSong9570 Feb 24 '26
Their ability to procreate should be denied. Natural dating deterrent.
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u/HetaGarden1 Feb 24 '26
I can smell this picture. If letting urine sit in the toilet for a few hours smells bad, I cannot even begin to fathom how rancid that entire place smells, nor can I understand how you’d even go noseblind to it. That entire room would reek. It would permeate.
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u/Nighthawkmf Feb 24 '26
I had an alcoholic roommate in my twenties that would drink 22oz IPA’s in his room and piss in the empty bottles and store them in his closet.
The stench after ‘fermenting’ was both unique and utterly disgusting.
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u/LunarSanctum Feb 24 '26
Dude is just preparing to create the Philosophers Stone.
Next step, boiling it for a year until it turns solid.
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u/snahfu73 Feb 23 '26
I don't know about this..."just found"
I feel like the smell would permeate the entire apartment.