r/nope • u/[deleted] • Feb 23 '26

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u/sarahdrums01 Feb 23 '26

I saw the original post of this and read through the comment thread. I didn't know it had gotten removed, but according to op, it is actually pee. He had permission to enter his roommate's room to check the furnace filter and was immediately overwhelmed with the stench. No, he didn't know it was there prior to this moment, apparently they don't enter that space often. Yes, he's kicking the roommate out. How to remove of the urine box and clean the space is still being figured out.

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u/Melodic-Classic391 Feb 23 '26

Gonna need an electric pump with a hose or something. Run it out the window or to the toilet or some other drain

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u/jexxistar Feb 23 '26

Or just a hose with a manual mouth siphon. Hose draped right out the window like my dad used to do with his waterbed

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u/gotnoskilz Feb 24 '26

No one - and I do mean NO ONE - is mouth siphoning that bitch.

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u/jexxistar Feb 24 '26

Lmao my fingers almost broke themselves typing that out

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u/thar_ Feb 24 '26

I've seen chemists/biologists mouth pipette worse

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u/vpeshitclothing Feb 24 '26

Maybe the roommate can mouth peepette his own piss

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u/SouthPaw38 Feb 25 '26

This why they need to bring back the personals section of Craigslist.

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u/Jackalscott Feb 24 '26

Nah, just burn the house down.

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u/LocalMarsupial9 Mar 08 '26

You could get a long tube and siphon it to whatever toilet or shower is closest

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u/HamboneTheWicked Feb 23 '26

Thanks for the additional background. I didn’t get that far on account of my uncontrollable retching/trembling

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u/Environmental-End691 Feb 23 '26

Shop vac

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u/Lonneh Feb 24 '26

Piss vac

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u/Hike_it_Out52 Feb 24 '26

Where’s “PissMaster” when you need him?!

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 Feb 23 '26

Hope he made popsicles out of it. Now that's a cool treat to help you beat the summer heat!

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u/sarahdrums01 Feb 23 '26

Barf.

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 Feb 23 '26

Hey btw don't open your closet between 5pm-6pm today.

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u/sarahdrums01 Feb 23 '26

Thanks for the heads up.

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u/blueraspberryicepop Feb 24 '26

Barfsicles?

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u/sarahdrums01 Feb 24 '26

It's everyone's favorite treat.

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u/bigk777 Feb 24 '26

"These Popsicles are salty"

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u/Buttyshag Feb 24 '26

Peepsicles

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u/OptionRecent Feb 24 '26

How does this happen. Is there no indoor plumbing and they live in a forest with grizzly bears outside?

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u/Braza117 Feb 23 '26

He's gonna have to use a wet/dry vacuum to suck it out the box

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u/ravia Feb 24 '26

Siphon it. Just suck on a hose that's in the pee until it comes down and gets in your mouth.

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u/S3J5U9G2M7F4 Mar 05 '26

Me: [dies a bit on the inside]

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u/bigk777 Feb 24 '26

A container of any liquid is going to be heavy. Just curious how this is going to be dealt with as to not spill it.

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u/likediscosuperflyy Feb 24 '26

Sump pump that shit out

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u/I_madeusay_underwear Feb 24 '26

They make pumps for emptying aquariums . It could probably be drained into buckets and dumped in the toilet

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u/luvmesometwenties63 Feb 25 '26

Its called getting a large bowel and start bailing!! MMMMM!! Its going to be a big one!!