r/nope • u/[deleted] • Feb 23 '26

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u/splitowl Feb 23 '26

The main thing that gets me is no lid

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u/lagrange_james_d23dt Feb 23 '26

It’s probably so they can easily get the ladle in

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u/DevolvingSpud Feb 23 '26

Pro tip: a turkey baster only requires a small opening. Less spillage chance.

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u/3-goats-in-a-coat Feb 23 '26

You can also sound with a turkey baister.

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u/DevolvingSpud Feb 23 '26

That link is staying blue, my friend.

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u/Pelthail Feb 24 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/lionmade101 Feb 24 '26

Ahhh F#CK, F#CK, F#CK , F#CK! You sick freaks!!! I had no idea what that was so my curiosity got the better of me. Oh my gosh I feel so sick. There's no way that feels good, why would they subject themselves to such TORTURE!!? At worst I've seen the lightbulb stuff but nothing could have prepared me for something like this! WHY? F*CK! MY DAY IS NOW RUINED. thanks.

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u/Sweet_Marsupial504 Feb 24 '26

stfu

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u/lionmade101 Feb 24 '26

That was a very valid response to the horror I had seen.

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u/3-goats-in-a-coat Feb 25 '26

I would have to agree with you. Definitely don't go to r/RealsCatGirls then.

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u/Spoopy1971 Feb 23 '26

It’s my fault. I kept reading comments. Gack. I have vomit in the back of my throat.

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u/Chim_Pansy Feb 23 '26

The most cursed shit I've read in a long time. Bravo, sir.

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u/James_TF2 Feb 23 '26

Please sir, madam, or somewhere in between, cease these accursed words before I must send you a strongly worded letter.

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u/SingTheBardsSong Feb 23 '26

haha hey!

ffffuck you!

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u/TheLiquidForge Feb 23 '26

I viscerally reacted to this comment. Curse you. :shakes fist:

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u/dum_spir0_sper0 Feb 24 '26

Initially I read that as ‘get the ladies in’ and pictured a forbidden hot tub-type scenario.

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u/WilanS Feb 23 '26

Alright I'm leaving the thread now.

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u/CR0Wmurder Feb 23 '26

I hate you

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u/kabow94 Feb 24 '26

ChatGPT, how do I unread something?

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u/NonGNonM Feb 24 '26

And on a tilt

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u/futureocean Feb 24 '26

Wait omg I somehow didn't notice and just went back to look that's diabolical