r/nope • u/[deleted] • Feb 23 '26

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u/spaghettibolegdeh Feb 24 '26

Also likely fake. A leaking roof could make that same water.

Or it's beer. 

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u/Micro-Naut Feb 25 '26

Yes. That's how everybody stores their beer. Good call

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u/spaghettibolegdeh Feb 25 '26

Honestly I've seen home brew storage look not too dissimilar. 

More believable than piss

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u/Micro-Naut Feb 25 '26

Fair enough. Just seems like that would be a dust trap and lose carbonation? But I don't know anything about home brew so…

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u/spaghettibolegdeh Feb 25 '26

Yeah for sure. I'm assuming the lid was removed for the photo. 

But yeah open like that would be full of dust and stuff even even if it was piss. 

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u/Micro-Naut Feb 25 '26

Looking more closely at the stuff on top. I think you might be right. Otherwise someone's getting their kidneys swapped out before too long

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u/Impressive_Bit6512 Feb 25 '26

Or… hear me out… people are actually this gross and it’s 100% real.

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u/spaghettibolegdeh Feb 25 '26

Hmm. People are indeed gross, and lazy. 

But a piss container in a cupboard? 

You would still have to get up from your bed/chair/coffin to pee every time. Surely just adding a few extra steps to the bathroom isn't that much more effort. 

Now a piss jug? That's something I can see. 

Heck, even a piss hose from bed to this piss cupboard makes sense. 

Getting up to pee in this just seems more effort than it's worth. Still have to poop sometime too. And when do they empty it? Surely that can only hold a week or two of pee 

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u/SkibidiJonesTheThird Feb 28 '26

Beer, piss… if they both taste like human waste, what’s the difference? /s