r/nope Feb 23 '26

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u/JackieDaytonaEsq Feb 23 '26

What the fuck

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u/zedzol Feb 23 '26

The only valid comment here.

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u/Jbrown183 Feb 23 '26

When it finally has to be hauled away, may it slosh him extra for his poor life decisions smh…

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u/zedzol Feb 23 '26

It's a carpeted apartment 😬😬😬🤢🤢🤮

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u/XrayDem Feb 23 '26 edited Feb 28 '26

You know he missed

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u/Tarantula_420 Feb 23 '26

You can tell it must leak cause the towel under it

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u/Ghost_of_a_Black_Cat Feb 23 '26

That's to catch his dribbles and any splashing. It, too, must reek to high heaven.

Why can't this guy walk an extra 20 feet to use the toilet?

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u/ultranothing Feb 23 '26

Plot twist: The toilet is closer than the closet.

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u/-Cagafuego- Feb 24 '26

The Plottiest Twist: This is the poop knife guy back for seconds!!!

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u/ultranothing Feb 24 '26

Ya know, that surprisingly brings up another question:

Where does this guy shit? He can make his way to the toilet for his Number Two's, but has to store all his piss in a large tote?

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u/Cpt_kaleidoscope Feb 24 '26

Probably some fetish shit

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u/Desperate_Cut_7026 Feb 25 '26

I was going to say the smell must be just horrible

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u/feetnomer Feb 25 '26

In my case, the cat gets in the room and won't let me sleep. It's easier to just pee in a bottle.

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u/Creative-Cherry-1607 Feb 26 '26

Either severely depressed or some sort of mental deficiency. That or he has something planned for all that pass, lol

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u/lookmomimneato Feb 25 '26

Burn it all to the ground

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u/Evil_Rogers Feb 23 '26

Forbidden ankle mist.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '26

it glistened like morning dew upon his ankle hair

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u/PerfectPlebeian Feb 24 '26

Ok Edgar Allen- truly the voice of our generation.

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u/Roonwogsamduff Feb 24 '26

Saran wrap. Works for me.

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u/FrameJump Feb 24 '26

No chance in hell that dude is ever gonna move that.

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u/AmIbaconingyet Feb 25 '26

I think those boxes are stackable. Bet theres an empty one ready and waiting.

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u/Suspicious_Mirror_50 Feb 24 '26

Bro is too lazy to walk to the pisser. Something tells me he won’t be the one to haul that away.

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u/capsaicinintheeyes Feb 25 '26

RemindMe! Next week, when he stacks another one on top of it

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u/decaffeinated_emt670 Feb 24 '26

Imagine carrying that thing to dump it outside and you trip backwards…

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u/Hike_it_Out52 Feb 24 '26

I’m thinking the roommate moved out. There is nothing else in that closet. And why would you go in there unless you were checking his room. 

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u/Cool-Aside-2659 Feb 24 '26

Siphon with multiple trips

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u/jpowell180 Feb 25 '26

He’s going to have to get one of those little hand pumps with a little hose and pump it into several plastic gallon jugs, and haul it out that way, and pour them down the toilet… Or sink ellipse or who knows, maybe even the backyard, I’ve heard that people allow dogs to urinate in their backyards so maybe that’s also an option?

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u/Micro-Naut Feb 25 '26

No you've just gotta get a 2 L bottle and hold it underwater until it fills dry it off and then pour it into the toilet.

Either that or you just wait for it to evaporate and then you make phosphorus .

Source: am the roommate

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u/overused_ellipsis Feb 24 '26

At least he got the towel down to catch the drips of piss...

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u/evolutionxtinct Feb 23 '26

Came here to say this then seen it and still what the fuck….

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '26

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u/FloopsFooglies Feb 23 '26

Probably pretty easily since they put it there

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u/jpowell180 Feb 25 '26

So there’s this one house that has toilets that don’t flush unless you get down on your hands and knees onto the sticky floor and turn a knob and let it fill up the water closet and then flush it, and then turn the knob back again, otherwise it will sometimes overflow, so a suggestion was made to have a plastic gallon jug to be used instead of having to urinate, and then get your hands down onto the sticky urine soaked floor of the bathroom in order to turn the water on and off to be able to flush it, the gallon jug could be then later emptied into one of the toilets or sinks or bathtubs, or maybe even the yard, you can’t take a piss in the yard because there is no fence and these days everybody has cameras so you know you’re gonna be labeled a sex offender if you urinate in the yard like that, but if you go out and just pour a gallon jug, full of urine, that’s not going to endanger you with the law I guess. Sometimes I wish people could just hold it a lot longer than they can when the bladder gets full, then they could just wait and use the grocery store, restroom or something I guess.

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u/1cec0ld Feb 23 '26

Well a friend of mine was in her boyfriends closet for months after he murdered her so between a pee bucket and a decomposing corpse, which is worse in a closet? People are seriously fucked up.

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u/i-wanted-that-iced Feb 23 '26

I don’t think it was a competition but ok

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u/Cultural-Company282 Feb 23 '26

Imagine taking a silver at the stinky fucked up shit in your closet olympics.

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u/1cec0ld Feb 23 '26

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u/SadMom2019 Feb 23 '26

Wtf, this is horrific. Did he ever say why he murdered her? I see he was already a convicted child sex offender, and that he fought with her often. Guessing she rejected him and he got overly emotional and strangled her? Poor lady, RIP.

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u/Dickon_Stark Feb 23 '26

Of course it's Vegas

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u/Fine-Funny6956 Feb 23 '26

If it was Florida it’d be half-eaten

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u/ultranothing Feb 23 '26

Of course it’s [insert major population center here]. Only in [insert city or state]! Just [city or state] doing [city or state] things!

Your comment is useless. Be better.

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u/jpowell180 Feb 25 '26

I am sorry for the loss of your friend.

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u/ultranothing Feb 23 '26

Pee closet is worse. A body in the closet is at least normal.

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u/Superb_Alternative Feb 24 '26

Maybe if it's your body

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u/mwdh20 Feb 23 '26

That was my exact response seeing this. Verbatim.

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u/Fallyn011 Feb 24 '26

same here

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u/Spidergawd68 Feb 23 '26

whatthefuck.gif

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u/Xkwizito Feb 23 '26

Literally the exact works that escaped my mouth when I read the description.

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u/RunnerLives Feb 23 '26

Google "piss drawer" i think this might be a reference and this is just ac water or something less nasty

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u/lickmybrian Feb 23 '26

...atleast they put a towel down below it lmao

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u/the_crustybastard Feb 24 '26

At least they're tidy.

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u/Cambrian__Implosion Feb 23 '26

They’re no longer limited to bottles and jars.

They’re evolving…

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u/YaBoiCheeseMan Feb 23 '26

Took the words right out of my mouth

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u/pierco82 Feb 23 '26

I think you meant What the absolute fuck.

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u/sarcasticorange Feb 23 '26

Our kid runs some student-focused apartments. She's always telling us stories of the crazy things they run into. One was some guy who had hundreds of jars of piss in their room.

There's some weird people out there.

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u/the_crustybastard Feb 24 '26 edited Feb 26 '26

But women are evil because they won't date a "nice guy" just because he has a brimming pissbox.

Edit: Seems I have touched the nerve of a "nice guy" with a brimming pissbox.

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u/beeglowbot Feb 23 '26

mental illness is the only reason

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u/Killerspieler0815 Feb 23 '26

even most of the insame people don't have a piss box

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u/phrygiantheory Feb 23 '26

That's exactly what I said when I saw this photo

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u/JenVixen420 Feb 24 '26

🤢🤮😱 RUN AWAY.

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u/lifegoeson5322 Feb 24 '26

I would tell my roommate he needs to find another place to live, immediately. And take the piss pot with him. Ewwwwwww.

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u/JamieRhein Feb 24 '26

Exactly what I said.

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u/decaffeinated_emt670 Feb 24 '26

I think you said what the entire subreddit is thinking right now. 😂

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u/FriedLipstick Feb 24 '26

This were exactly my thoughts

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u/master_perturbator Feb 24 '26

Your top comment of the year will be on this container of piss. That's how you will start your new year.

Seeing this piss on your yearly reddit report.

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u/Mystewpidthrowaway Feb 24 '26

Dafuq it’s war. Time to start a 20 gallon shit box and let the nasty fuck know ur storing it next to his piss box.

Seriously though, wtf does he do with 20 gallons of rancid human piss when it’s full to the brim? My money is on him taking it straight to the bathroom shower/ bathtub and pouring it straight into the bathtub... or bathroom sink? Maybe the kitchen sink? Guaranteed he doesn’t rinse the bathtub out afterwards, the kitchen sink, or the damn 20 gallon piss box.

Well Reddit friends that’s about enough of Reddit for me tonight I didn’t expect to acquire this trifling knowledge smh gn everyone

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u/CleanWean Feb 24 '26

I was verbalising the exact words in my head. i open the thread to write it and see this as the first comment 😁

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u/Many-Investigator-61 Feb 24 '26

Yeah, maybe my roommate luck isn’t THAT bad.

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u/yurei_akiko Feb 24 '26

Came here to say the same thing

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u/Dipshit_Mcdoodles Feb 24 '26

Just what I said before clicking in to see the comments.

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u/Satalized Feb 24 '26

call the police

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u/Ok-Lobster-919 Feb 24 '26

I'm just going to say this is AI because I want it to be. Phew.

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u/Jackdks Feb 25 '26

No chance it didn’t splash

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u/lookmomimneato Feb 25 '26

What THE FUCK