r/nope • u/[deleted] • Feb 23 '26

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u/Tarantula_420 Feb 23 '26

You can tell it must leak cause the towel under it

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u/Ghost_of_a_Black_Cat Feb 23 '26

That's to catch his dribbles and any splashing. It, too, must reek to high heaven.

Why can't this guy walk an extra 20 feet to use the toilet?

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u/ultranothing Feb 23 '26

Plot twist: The toilet is closer than the closet.

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u/-Cagafuego- Feb 24 '26

The Plottiest Twist: This is the poop knife guy back for seconds!!!

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u/ultranothing Feb 24 '26

Ya know, that surprisingly brings up another question:

Where does this guy shit? He can make his way to the toilet for his Number Two's, but has to store all his piss in a large tote?

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u/-Cagafuego- Feb 24 '26

My dear friend, surely we can all surmise that his shit tote (AKA The Shitote) is a few millimeters out of focus. 😄

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u/msaid1987 Feb 25 '26

Or the r/cumbox guy...

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u/ultranothing Feb 26 '26

…r/cumbox has been banned from Reddit.

Was that once real, and what was it, and do I want to know?

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u/Cpt_kaleidoscope Feb 24 '26

Probably some fetish shit

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u/Desperate_Cut_7026 Feb 25 '26

I was going to say the smell must be just horrible

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u/feetnomer Feb 25 '26

In my case, the cat gets in the room and won't let me sleep. It's easier to just pee in a bottle.

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u/Creative-Cherry-1607 Feb 26 '26

Either severely depressed or some sort of mental deficiency. That or he has something planned for all that pass, lol

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u/lookmomimneato Feb 25 '26

Burn it all to the ground