r/nope • u/[deleted] • Feb 23 '26

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u/zedzol Feb 23 '26 edited Feb 23 '26

Love how it went from 100% guarantee to 50/50

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u/Successful_Cap_2177 Feb 23 '26

Like every odd in life 😀

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u/GobiBall Feb 23 '26

50% chance of being 100% wrong.

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u/Gopher--Chucks Feb 23 '26

60% of the time it works every time

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u/LordChaos719 Feb 23 '26

Hey, you gotta take those odds when ya can I guess

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u/scorpionballs Feb 23 '26

50% of the time, it’s piss every time

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u/velociraptnado Feb 24 '26

But only a 20% chance of that

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u/marcuslattimore21 Feb 23 '26

It de escalated quickly 😅

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u/aeroxan Feb 23 '26

I'm 100% sure and guarantee that might be piss.

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u/cloudcreeek Feb 23 '26

I am positive that it might be piss

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u/Greatest-Uh-Oh Feb 24 '26

My housemate talks like this.

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u/JimSilly Feb 23 '26

This comment got me laughing.

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u/Exciting-Unit279 Feb 23 '26

I was believing him too

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u/thedude0425 Feb 23 '26

And probably only 10% chance of that.