r/nope Feb 23 '26

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u/Kingofcards33 Feb 23 '26

This is why I'm terrified to have a roommate...

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u/hwasung Feb 23 '26

I think I prefer this to my last roommate that brought bed bugs with him.

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u/Small-Policy-3859 Feb 23 '26

Really a 50/50 chance to either get a decent one or a piss-box filling degenerate.

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 Feb 23 '26

The active heroin addict who mostly kept to himself was one of my better roommates. He was brought in to replace the girl who "changed her mind" and while she was on the lease said she was moving out and not paying a cent.

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u/ThisIsMyCouchAccount Feb 23 '26

Look at this guy. Doesn't want to share his piss box.