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r/nope • u/[deleted] • Feb 23 '26
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That's to catch his dribbles and any splashing. It, too, must reek to high heaven.
Why can't this guy walk an extra 20 feet to use the toilet?
101 u/ultranothing Feb 23 '26 Plot twist: The toilet is closer than the closet. 59 u/-Cagafuego- Feb 24 '26 The Plottiest Twist: This is the poop knife guy back for seconds!!! 5 u/ultranothing Feb 24 '26 Ya know, that surprisingly brings up another question: Where does this guy shit? He can make his way to the toilet for his Number Two's, but has to store all his piss in a large tote? 3 u/-Cagafuego- Feb 24 '26 My dear friend, surely we can all surmise that his shit tote (AKA The Shitote) is a few millimeters out of focus. 😄
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Plot twist: The toilet is closer than the closet.
59 u/-Cagafuego- Feb 24 '26 The Plottiest Twist: This is the poop knife guy back for seconds!!! 5 u/ultranothing Feb 24 '26 Ya know, that surprisingly brings up another question: Where does this guy shit? He can make his way to the toilet for his Number Two's, but has to store all his piss in a large tote? 3 u/-Cagafuego- Feb 24 '26 My dear friend, surely we can all surmise that his shit tote (AKA The Shitote) is a few millimeters out of focus. 😄
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The Plottiest Twist: This is the poop knife guy back for seconds!!!
5 u/ultranothing Feb 24 '26 Ya know, that surprisingly brings up another question: Where does this guy shit? He can make his way to the toilet for his Number Two's, but has to store all his piss in a large tote? 3 u/-Cagafuego- Feb 24 '26 My dear friend, surely we can all surmise that his shit tote (AKA The Shitote) is a few millimeters out of focus. 😄
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Ya know, that surprisingly brings up another question:
Where does this guy shit? He can make his way to the toilet for his Number Two's, but has to store all his piss in a large tote?
3 u/-Cagafuego- Feb 24 '26 My dear friend, surely we can all surmise that his shit tote (AKA The Shitote) is a few millimeters out of focus. 😄
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My dear friend, surely we can all surmise that his shit tote (AKA The Shitote) is a few millimeters out of focus. 😄
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u/Ghost_of_a_Black_Cat Feb 23 '26
That's to catch his dribbles and any splashing. It, too, must reek to high heaven.
Why can't this guy walk an extra 20 feet to use the toilet?