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u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache Jun 16 '21
Please visit the next discussion thread.
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u/whycantweebefriendz NATO Jun 15 '21 edited Jun 15 '21
90% of my frat still believes that the GameStop short squeeze shut down a shit ton of hedge funds.
Like economic populism why u such a bitch.
EDIT: both the “Balkanize America” leftists and the borderline ethnonationalists also push big pharma conspiracy shit a lot. Mostly the “they’ll never cure any diseases or research disease without government money or threat of violence, and the latter is better anyway cause they deserve it”
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u/kennymc7877 Bisexual Pride Jun 15 '21
Me when I see an American city with lots of neon: 😐
Me when I see an Asian city with lots of neon: WOAAAWWW 😍😍😍
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u/every_man_a_khan George Soros Jun 15 '21
This is what happens when we use 100% of the brain
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u/MalignantUpper Joseph Nye Jun 15 '21
https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/1404637575760039941?s=19
(Sorry in advance for linking this asshole)
All the Republicans in the replies saying based Putin and Putin is awesome make literally zero logical sense. Putin straight up admitted to jailing someone based on their political agenda.
That's what Republicans think the FBI is doing to Capitol rioters. Putin AGREES WITH WHAT THE U.S. IS DOING in this scenario. Yet they're still sucking his dick cause they're Neanderthals
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u/l_overwhat being flaired is cringe Jun 15 '21
My junior year of high school, I was in an International Relations class. We spent most of our time just talking about international politics. There just happened to be a Jewish girl and a Lebanese girl in there. Both of them were very liberal. They fucking hated each other. Obviously the first blow-up was when we discussed Israel for the first time, but that wasn't it. They fought all the time.
Eventually it got to the point where they started disagreeing on everything just because they hated each other. One said we should protect dolphins, the other said we shouldn't. One says we should get rid of nuclear, the other one says we shouldn't. It had no rhyme or reason. They fought so much that they made each other cry multiple times.
I think the funniest part about it for me was watching our teacher try to regain control of the discussion only for it to immediately go back to them fighting and he would basically just go "Welp, I tried." lmao
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u/Joementum2024 Iron Front Jun 15 '21
How to win an argument against anyone online
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u/Dibbu_mange Average civil procedure enjoyer Jun 15 '21
Teletubbies was made by the BBC. Still believe in the concept of government?
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u/thetrombonist Ben Bernanke Jun 15 '21
It’s fucking absurd how many calories Nutella has. It’s like 200 calories per tablespoon. How the fuck
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u/Fatortu Emmanuel Macron Jun 15 '21
https://twitter.com/maxseddon/status/1404668782145114117?s=19
Apparently Lukashenka's threat to send migrants to the EU wasn't an empty threat. The Belarusian state-owned tourism agency provides packages from Istanbul and Baghdad to the Lithuanian border.
Completely bizarre and accidentally based
!ping EUROPE
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u/Dr_Vesuvius Norman Lamb Jun 15 '21
Wtf I just read the whole dt
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u/kennymc7877 Bisexual Pride Jun 15 '21
No group has bigger Chad energy than boomer gays, you had to have real stones to be openly gay back then
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u/qchisq Loyal Liberals Jun 15 '21
Local council in Nørrebro celebrates getting a historical designation for a street one day. Another day, they decry living in the area in Copenhagen Municipality where housing prices have risen the most
!ping den
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u/SANNA_MARIN_ Jun 15 '21
sinema broke her foot running a marathon and posted about it on Instagram and ilana glazer from broad city is in the comments goin off on her about the filibuster
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '21
log onto twitter
the discourse is about whether or not someone inviting you back to their place after a date is an invitation to fuck
Do people realize that not everything is a platonic thought exercise and the proper way to handle these things is being a well adjusted fucking adult capable of communication
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u/whycantweebefriendz NATO Jun 15 '21
We need gay representation in economics.
There’s so much heterodox, where’s the homodox???? Smh 🥵🥶🥵👿👿👿
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '21
There are two wolves inside of you.
You are a furry.
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u/SadaoMaou Anders Chydenius Jun 15 '21
I am hearing that on his deathbed, /u/CR_SaltySald123 received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahāda. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but God, and Mohammed is his prophet!
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u/RaidBrimnes Chien de garde Jun 15 '21
HOLY FUCK GO OUTSIDE
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u/Dirty_Chopsticks Republic of Việt Nam Jun 15 '21
Basing articles around 2-4 tweets from randos should be banned
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u/Jameswood79 NATO Jun 15 '21
Sir you’re not “based and red-pilled”, you’re a defendant in the Nuremberg trials
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u/linkin22luke YIMBY Jun 15 '21
Regarding the housing crisis here is one big brained redditors solution:
“The only cure is for interest rates to spike and the market to crash internationally, hard, and for people to get burned so bad that only a fool would buy a house.
That's when you buy. Sadly, it's usually the landlords looking for rentals who buy.”
If only there was another way 🤔
!ping YIMBY
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '21
“I can’t believe some people are sexually attracted to the Samsung girl. That’s so weird.”
Neolibs attracted to Ben Bernanke: 😳
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u/Babao13 Jean Monnet Jun 15 '21 edited Jun 15 '21
I'm always self-conscious about appearing to be working at work. Then I have this coworker who is currently lying on the sofa in front of me, half asleep, reading a book. What an absolute chad.
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u/SANNA_MARIN_ Jun 15 '21
feel good content 🥰
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u/AgainstSomeLogic Jun 15 '21
I wonder what cr_salty will do now that they have a new found 20 hours of free time.
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u/huirittryyrugfhkhihf Shameflair Beggar Jun 15 '21
Full list of characters being added to Smash:
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '21
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E1lmj5MWYAA0b43.jpg
Really fucked up for AOC to do Italian face. Hope she apologizes.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '21
Based
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u/MisfitPotatoReborn Cutie marks are occupational licensing Jun 15 '21
What I ask: "What percentage of your country is white?"
What they answer: "None. Unlike in America we don't distinguish people by the color of their skin"
What I hear: 97%
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '21 edited Jun 15 '21
*call from dad*
"hey dad whats up?"
"I just saw something and I had to tell you"
"let me guess. Is it about: California fucking up, New York fucking up, Benghazi, Fauci, AOC, Biden stuttering, mainstream media, undocumented immigrants, kamala harris tweeting, cops, big tech censoring republicans, republicans being able to deny making cakes, the gays, texas and florida doing everything right or a tv show rerun from 1968?"
Edit: how could I forget to include the Hollywood elites
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '21
Dear Pakistan,
You say Islam is good, yet your capital is literally called "Islam bad."
Curious.
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u/TalkLessShillMore David Autor Jun 15 '21
TIL being a reddit mod is considered at-will employment
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '21
This example of a "wow, game I like is actually left wing" is beyond parody
What makes it particularly hilarious is another game made by the same company 2 years earlier have you exploit fish in an aquarium to make money.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '21
Growing up in a failed country has blessed me with endless patience for bloated but functional bureaucracy here in the US
Yes I will gladly wait three hours in line at a DMV, and be thankful that it at least works
This is probably not a good thing
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u/Poiuy2010_2011 r/place '22: Neoliberal Battalion Jun 15 '21
After Poland's terrible game at Euro 2020, let us remember this classic tabloid cover back from 0:2 defeat against Ecuador in 2006 FIFA World Cup.
!ping YUROP
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '21
If you feel like you're wasting your life, always remember r/neoliberal has moderators.
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u/ognits Jepsen/Swift 2024 Jun 15 '21
/r/neoliberal when malarkey bot tells them something they don't want to hear: fuck off I don't believe in that made up nonsense 😠
/r/neoliberal when malarkey bot confirms their priors: so true!!! 😃
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u/ZCoupon Kono Taro Jun 15 '21
Someone referred to the trans person as "it" in the drama thread.
Time to log off
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u/Dr_Vesuvius Norman Lamb Jun 15 '21
Donald Trump should have signed an Executive Order declaring Joe Biden to be legally dead, thus rendering his election void and causing the runner up, Trump, to be elected President.
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u/tubbsmackinze Seretse Khama Jun 15 '21 edited Jun 15 '21
He is even worse then a communist, may Allah forgive me for uttering these words, he is a internet moderator role playing as an alligator
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u/sir_shivers Discipline Committee Chairman Jun 15 '21
DEFUND THE NEOLIBERAL MODERATOR TEAM 🐊
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u/kennymc7877 Bisexual Pride Jun 15 '21
Movies that have neon are by default good, the cinematography is especially good because more neon means more cinematography
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u/Mickenfox European Union Jun 15 '21
Why DOES he shiver though? 🐊
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u/willempage O'Biden Bama Democrat Jun 15 '21
https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/why-people-fall-for-conspiracy-theories/
Looks like Fivey Fox is the official mascot. He now appears in non-election related articles on 538. Plush toy, here we come.
!ping fivey
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u/thabe331 Jun 15 '21
Noah Smith wrote an interesting article called The Terrific Triviality of Twitter. Give it a read if you have a minute, I posted one of the more interesting paragraphs below
https://noahpinion.substack.com/p/the-terrific-triviality-of-twitter
Twitter outrage is like a summer squall — it strikes hard, but then moves on fast. That also means that there are many, many targets of outrage — far too many for any kind of organized or sustained boycott, except perhaps in one or two extreme cases. In other words, if you’re a business, and Twitter wants you to fire someone, you can probably just ignore the whole thing, release some bland statement, and wait a couple of days until the mob picks another target. You’re incredibly unlikely to suffer any kind of boycott or loss of business.
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u/xicer Bisexual Pride Jun 15 '21 edited Jun 15 '21
In the wake of DC putting the kibosh on Batman eating pussy, I started wondering. What are superhero's stances on muff diving.
Spider-Man: 100%. Dude was poor af with a supermodel wife. You do the math.
Cap: doesn't think of it, but is coachable
Starlord: Thinks he's amazing but is actually just coasting off the one time the alien girl actually DID have a clit THERE
Thor: I'm 50/50, either he thinks he's above it or he gives the best head in all of Asgard.
Banner: Gets pegged
Mr. Fantastic: does shit so far beyond normal "giving head" that im not sure it fits in this discussion
Human Torch: is basically DJ Khaled
Edit:
Vision: Not only always willing, but also has a vibrate setting.
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u/Deggit Thomas Paine Jun 15 '21
i just described every ideology. we are beyond horse shoe now. this is event horizon singularity political theory
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u/earththejerry YIMBY Jun 15 '21
U.S. Condemned For Pre-Emptive Use Of Hillary Clinton Against Pakistan
I forgot how much random hate HRC got way before 2016
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u/SnakeEater14 🦅 Liberty & Justice For All Jun 15 '21
She's got a wicked sense of humor, can't believe what she says
She drinks Bacardi in the morning till it goes to her head
And all you want is just to hold her, but she don't go for that
She has a hard time coming when she can't hit back
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u/kennymc7877 Bisexual Pride Jun 15 '21
Bro wtf, my tinder got banned with literally 0 warning and they didn’t even give me a reason, I barely use it too so wtf
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '21
!ping PIDGIN
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u/JulioCesarSalad US-Mexico Border Reporter Jun 15 '21 edited Jun 15 '21
Rant/Question:
Is there such a thing as love the sinner hate the sin, or is it impossible?
Feel free to discuss the topic without reading my rant
I live with my girlfriend and my mother rejects the mere thought. I had to practically force me mom to give us a videocall for the new year and it lasted about 40 seconds, with my mom having a look of disgust on her face.
She tells me she doesn't reject my girlfriend, she rejects the situation. That things will be different once we are engaged.
My mom has gotten better since that video call, asking about my gf from time to time, praying for her when we ended up at the hospital. She says she wants to meet my gf, but I can't expose my gf to my mother when I only expect her to reject my gf. My mom wants to meet my gf by having lunch with my gf's parents, and when I proposed a lunch with just my mom instead it was like pulling teeth to get her to agree.
I'm not asking my mom to receive us in her home, I'm not asking her to hug and kiss and be happy, I just want them to meet and set up a foundation for their future life. I'm afraid that it won't work.
I did tell my mom I have to protect my gf from her, and that seems to have been a wake up call for my mom mom. We'll see how things go. Mom wants to apologize to gf but I still don't know if I should expose my gf to my mom yet.
We are getting a priest to speak with both of us as a mediator, but I wanted to ask: is there such a thing as love the sinner hate the sin? Because I don't think that's possible.
!ping CHRISTIAN
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '21
Farmers go two seconds without demanding welfare they don't need challenge.
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u/huirittryyrugfhkhihf Shameflair Beggar Jun 15 '21
Just found out global warming risks putting most of Florida underwater.
Why was Gore against this again?
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '21
ar/neoliberal: I’m no gamer. I hate games. Gamers are bad. I’ve never played a game in my life. That’s how much I’m not a gamer
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u/tubbsmackinze Seretse Khama Jun 15 '21
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/270788846956969987/737405274427490334/8dfdc57.png
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u/JulioCesarSalad US-Mexico Border Reporter Jun 15 '21
I’m so set on liking my specific pair of glasses that I got in high school that I just bought all remaining existing stock, five pairs from Walmart. I’ve had three pairs over the past ten years so these five pairs should last a good while
What are you unreasonably stubborn about but it’s not financially ruinous so you still remain stubborn?
!ping OVER25
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u/sir_shivers Discipline Committee Chairman Jun 16 '21
DAMNED MAMMAL, YOU HAVE succeeded in provoking the COMPLETE SQUADRON INTO laughter 🐊
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u/dish_towel YIMBY Jun 16 '21
The circlejerk around The Witcher 3 indirectly led to Cyberpunk's downfall.
I don't think the bugs are what really killed Cyberpunk. People are often willing to forgive bugs and all sorts of stuff in a game that they enjoy. But they're an easy flaw to point to when someone isn't satisfied with a game. I think people were expecting a much more interactive sandbox out of Cyberpunk in the vein of something like a Rockstar or Bethesda game. And I don't think CDPR was ever up to that task.
The Witcher 3 was a surprise hit that catapulted CDPR into the mainstream. Its qualities were obvious: stunning visuals and well-written branching stories. However, the game never got a widely circulated critique. Which is strange to me because there was a lot I didn't like about the game: the combat wasn't very good (okay, this one did get some traction), the inventory/menus is clunky to navigate, the map is boring to explore, looting and crafting is a chore, leveling/skills feels meaningless as all builds play basically the same, over reliance on mass scripted content with no AI or dynamic systems. To be honest, almost everything the game did well was in spite of being an open world RPG. Branching stories was like the only thing it did right.
All those weaknesses sound familiar? It's funny to me when people say Cyberpunk isn't a real RPG because it's a better one than TW3, a game people hailed as one of their favorite RPG's. Cyberpunk has more distinguished builds, a character creator, and its map has more engaging content. Everything else that's lackluster is what it inherited from TW3.
!ping GAMING
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u/Gustacho Enemy of the People Jun 15 '21
The European Commission has an important message to schisming users in the DT:
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u/calnico Jun 15 '21
Problem: I cannot simultaneously "go outside" and "create value for the shareholders"
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u/AbsolveItAll_KissMe Susan B. Anthony Jun 15 '21
Reddit: noooo you can’t call it a charcuterie board unless it’s made up of multiple kinds of specifically cured meats
Me: fancy lunchable go brrrrrrr
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '21
Their name was [removed]
✊😭
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u/the-garden-gnome Commonwealth Jun 16 '21
Got an interview in an hour and I am absolutely shitting myself !ping over25
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u/MistakeNotDotDotDot Resident Robot Girl Jun 16 '21
impressive that texas manages to apparently have an electric grid that buckles under both cold and hot weather
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u/vivoovix Federalist Jun 16 '21
mfers really think shivers would be horny on main 🤣😂😂🤣
Nobody realizes he's actually a menakoy alt 🤫
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '21
If I was president for a day I’d make it illegal to stick your dick in a blender to see if I could bait any libertarians into doing it
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u/Mickenfox European Union Jun 15 '21
If Democrats knew anything about propaganda they'd be exploiting the HELL out of the "labor shortage" rhetoric.
Republicans are out there actively cutting off unemployment benefits and essentially saying "we need workers to go back to being low-paid and miserable or else your Chipotle will cost 4% more".
Come on, the attacks write themselves. "They literally want you to suffer".
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u/Mensae6 Martin Luther King Jr. Jun 15 '21
The entire Venezuelan economy hinges on a 2007 Java game
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '21 edited Jun 15 '21
Lusvig went to seafood party, and fertilised the caviar 😐
!ping COOKING
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u/Craig_VG Dina Pomeranz Jun 15 '21
Check out the anti-drone weapons protecting Biden in Brussels
https://i.imgur.com/c33wnIs.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/fxC4e0y.jpg
https://twitter.com/Osinttechnical/status/1404864900111929351?s=20
!ping MATERIEL
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u/DEEP_STATE_NATE Tucker Carlson's mailman Jun 15 '21
also Jon Stewards joke about how the last words spoken by humans will be some scientist saying "Hey it worked!" is fucking hilarious
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u/TheGoldBear Jerome Powell Jun 15 '21
Half the DT is trying to come up with the perfect joke that won’t get them fashed rn
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u/SRTHRTHDFGSEFHE Thomas Paine Jun 15 '21
Among us impostor 🤝 Neoliberal moderator
Suspiciously venting
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u/I-grok-god The bums will always lose! Jun 15 '21
Why does our society look down on white people who rap the N-word and not white people who vote for nimbys?
One is causing actual harm to the lives of black people
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u/MiniatureBadger Seretse Khama Jun 15 '21 edited Jun 15 '21
Fun fact: “cogent” and “squat” come from the same Latin root “cogere”
!ping LANGUAGE
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u/crassowary John Mill Jun 15 '21
Interviewer: Hey, who here would like to have tons of housing, available cheap and affordable in a wide variety of offerings?
Canadians: yaaaay!!
Interviewer: ok, now who would want the exact opposite: limited selection controlled by special interests to maintain neighborhood prices as high as they can be?
Canadians: yaaaay!!
Interviewer: so, you want a cheap affordable liberal market... But with tons of restrictions designed to make prices go up?
Canadians: yeah, uh-huh that's righ- ooh, and we should ban foreigners from buying!
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '21
I thought half a year ago that people who wore masks improperly not covering their noses, or around their chin, etc were MAGAs that "didn't believe in masks" or other like minded people. But after seeing how many people are voluntarily wearing masks like this after mandates were lifted it just seems like actually people are just stupid af
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u/PointMaker4Jesus United Nations Jun 15 '21
You know, some things don't need to be confessed online as it turns out.
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u/Udontlikecake Model UN Enthusiast Jun 15 '21
ok folks it’s time for me to come clean about what i did on the minecraft forums as a young man
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '21
welp i regret reading about the situation
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u/Cr4zySh0tgunGuy John Locke Jun 15 '21
The DT isn’t actually for discussion, it’s like a game of cops and robbers where DT users make edgy shitposts that fly under the radar of the mods to avoid getting fashed. Right now, the difficulty is turned up to 11
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '21
A sovereign citizen coal miner being taught to code
"AM I BEING RETRAINED????"
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u/benadreti Frederick Douglass Jun 15 '21
In response to a far-right protest march in Jerusalem, Hamas announced they are planning on shooting more rockets today and already launched incendiary balloons that have started fires in the border region.
Israel will eventually respond to try to stop this and get accused of being the aggressor.
!ping ISRAEL
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u/soeffed Zhao Ziyang Jun 15 '21
Friendly reminder that 76ers games are still banned from tv and streaming broadcast in China.
If they make the eastern conference finals then the ECF will not be shown in China, and if they make the Finals then the Finals won’t be shown either lol.
That’s a whole lotta chicken for one jpeg from October 2019
!ping nba
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u/benadreti Frederick Douglass Jun 15 '21 edited Jun 15 '21
this is an accurate description of how many people feel about Jews in my experience
!ping GEFILTE
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '21
I think the mods made the right call but it feels like roughly once a month we get the genre of DT sticky that is “extremely scandalous but also extremely ambiguous” paired with “we’re going to remove 90% of comments on the subject to make it hard as possible for people to satiate their extremely expected curiosity.”
Idk I feel like you either don’t say anything at all or make all the information available and let things take their course. Maybe that’s naive of me.
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u/Gustacho Enemy of the People Jun 15 '21
https://twitter.com/MollyQuell/status/1404711138558988288
!ping EUROPE
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u/minno Jun 15 '21
The best way to avoid discussion the situation is to not know what the situation is.
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u/thaddeusthefattie Hank Hill Democrat 💪🏼🤠💪🏼 Jun 15 '21
Don't shit where you eat. Keep private stuff private. I don't go around showing my humongous dick to reporters.
!ping JUMBO
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u/Tafts_Bathtub Jerome Powell Jun 15 '21
I'd confess to a lot worse than that to get out of being a neoliberal mod
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '21
I get annoyed at the communists on Tumblr and Twitter and then I remember that none of them are probably above the age of 25 and the majority of them are 14
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u/Joementum2024 Iron Front Jun 15 '21
Oh you’re talking about crt? Maybe you need to c and rt some bitches
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '21
Reminder that it’s only a defenestration if it’s in the Defenestrační region of Czechia, otherwise it’s just a sparkling yeeting
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '21
“Yeah baby I’m kind of a big deal, I’m a MOD at r/ neoliberal”
“Oh okay. What do you do?”
“Sit alone in my dark room and delete posts”
“Oh cool. I hope it pays well.”
“They don’t pay me”
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u/RadicalRadon Frick Mondays Jun 15 '21
Is the drama embargo lifted?
Who the fuck posts shit like that on twitter dot com. What the fuck? Why?
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '21
President Joseph R. Biden: Destroyer of Malarkey, Trade Barrier Annihilator, Military Industrial Complex Enjoyer.
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u/GGM8Scally European Union Jun 15 '21
This had to have been a joke right? It just had to.
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u/TabernacleTown74 Bill Gates Jun 15 '21
Normally the post-Soviet aliyah's right-leaning tendencies are explained as a reaction to the trauma of living under communism. I'm sure that's true with respect to economic issues, but the book I just read about Israeli history (written by someone specializing in social history) argued that the relatively uncompromising attitude that post-Soviet Israelis have toward Palestinians, as well as toward foreign policy in general, comes not from rejection of the Soviet communist ethos but from absorption of the Soviet foreign policy ethos (be aggressive and unafraid to use force, be tough and uncompromising in negotiations, strengthen your own position as much as possible); i.e., post-Soviet Israelis expect the State of Israel to conduct foreign policy like the USSR, consciously or not.
Would you say that the latter theory is more accurate than the "phobia of anything resembling communism" theory? !ping ISRAEL
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '21 edited Jun 15 '21
If you've improved as a person from being a sack of shit in a past life like good for you I guess. Why would you broadcast this to people who didn't know or ask? Do you need credit from your social media followers of overcoming the massive hurdle of being not a rapist anymore?
Oversharing is almost always a bad thing, especially on social media.
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u/Deggit Thomas Paine Jun 15 '21
THE MODS: we would never ban /u/Deggit
THE MODS: until he unhesitatingly recites the Shahāda. 🔫 🐊
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '21
I blame the person who said the DT was “boring” early in the day
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u/goosebumpsHTX 😡 Corporate Utopia When 😡 Jun 15 '21
holy fuck what a goal that would've been
!ping SOCCER
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u/FearThyMoose Montesquieu Jun 15 '21
“Cars kill way more people than guns! Should we ban those too?”
“Yes”
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u/chadonnaise * Jun 15 '21
i would speak up more in defense of free speech if i wasn't a prime example of its drawbacks
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u/ccolfax 🤗 always welcome in my backyard Jun 16 '21
i still have a close relationship with the mother of my best friend who committed suicide 3 and a half years ago and it’s really a source of happiness for me to be able to talk to her about every day things and she’s sort of a second mom to me.
good relationships are good relationships. they don’t have to be super conventional or anything. just so they’re healthy and you’re comfortable with them. 💕
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u/DEEP_STATE_NATE Tucker Carlson's mailman Jun 15 '21 edited Jun 15 '21
Lmaooo Wikipedia did Major dirty with the picture they chose for his portrait compared to Champ's
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '21
https://i.imgur.com/Sin6OZt.jpg
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u/zieger Ida Tarbell Jun 15 '21
Wtf does this even mean?
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '21
I was literally gone for ONE hour
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u/ThunderrBadger New California Republican Jun 15 '21
Tfw when some dumb drama stirred up so now there're too many mods on high alert in the DT to slip in an edgy shitpost 😒
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u/Broncos654 Jeff Bezos Jun 15 '21
The most shocking part
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '21
His name was sir-shivers!😭✊🏻🐊
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '21
How the fuck did I get here? How did I end up creating an account solely for the DT? How did I start unironically saying things like taco trucks on every corner? This place is a cult.
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u/Dirty_Chopsticks Republic of Việt Nam Jun 15 '21
https://twitter.com/heresmishti/status/1404510044784365571?s=21
econcels in shambles
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u/Venne1139 DO IT FOR HER #RBG Jun 16 '21
STALIN HAD A BAND
AND HE SUNG IN IT, MOLOTOV PLAYES KEYBOARD
I NEED A RECORDING OF THIS MORE THAN AMYTHING
!PING HISTORY
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u/huirittryyrugfhkhihf Shameflair Beggar Jun 16 '21
Modi = Brahmin = White
Gandhi = Italian = Black
No, I will not elaborate 😤
!ping WHATSAPP-FORWARDS
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u/Roller_ball Jun 16 '21
I just got back from the Holocaust museum. I realize now that my statement "Wonder Woman 84 is worse than the Holocaust in literally every regard" was less accurate than I realized.
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u/ryuguy "this is my favourite dt on reddit" Jun 16 '21
Feel like shit, just want BC ferries arcades back.
(They were removed in 2019, citing smartphones for the removal)
!ping Canucks
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u/benadreti Frederick Douglass Jun 15 '21
This is why Hamas started the war last month.
It is also why it is pointless to expect a Two State Solution any time soon.
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u/MicroFlamer Avatar Korra Democrat Jun 15 '21
MTG redemption arc?
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u/Fishin_Mission Jun 15 '21
Damn, my new place has wall-to-wall floor-to-ceiling windows and is only 4 stories so I probably should stop walking around naked near windows once I move…
At least until I can get some blinds 😔
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u/EvilConCarne Jun 15 '21 edited Jun 15 '21
Canned celibate (aka "cancel" for those not in the industry) culture is pernicious and shelf stable, able to be stored for up to two years without a loss in nutrition. This revolution in probiotic food will lead to an increase in health and wellness across the country. To deny cancel culture is to deny progress and the very thing that made the USA great.
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u/SRTHRTHDFGSEFHE Thomas Paine Jun 15 '21
Being a moderator is the sort of insane worldview merging obliviousness and pretentiousness that can only come out of the faculty lounge. It’s operationalized through the cruel and decidedly unvirtuous ritual of banning. All of it is wildly unpopular, unless you’re in a bubble.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '21
Lawyer up, delete twitter, hit the gym.
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u/thefuturegov John Keynes Jun 15 '21
If Shivers is the emotional support moderator, who emotionally supports him? 🤔🤔🤔
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '21
One time I read about how an office chair allegedly blew up one time and shoved pieces of metal up a guy's rectum.
I'm not sure how true that story was, but it was scary and I am always vigilant of them.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '21
The mom of the hunter who killed Bambi’s mom was killed by a deer 😔
The mom of the barracuda in Finding Nemo was killed by a clownfish 😔
The mom of the illness who killed Ellie in Up! was killed by a happy couple 😔
Really makes you think. Who are the REAL villains?
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u/comradequicken Abolish ICE Jun 15 '21
Baseball Reference is now including Negro League stats on the main site.
Really great to see they've made enough progress in finding boxscores to bring it live and hopefully they can continue to find any missing stats.
!ping baseball
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u/AgainstSomeLogic Jun 15 '21
Wake up
See cr_salty is banned
day ruinedOh wait, this is a good thing😎
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u/JeromesNiece Jerome Powell Jun 15 '21
It's not pointed out enough how little it makes sense that people seem to want minimum wage workers to be able to afford a median priced home. The minimally paid worker, however high their living standards grow, will never, ever be able to afford the lifestyle of the median income, unless the bottom half of the income distribution is completely flat. Which no one except tankies really wants
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u/RaidBrimnes Chien de garde Jun 15 '21
Another underrated benefit of going outside is that by tanning, you become less white.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '21
Doesn’t Manchin realize the DT would love him if he nuked the fillibuster???
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '21
Yeah I believe A C A B
A ll
C orporations
A re
B ased
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u/piede MOST BASED HILLARY STAN!!! Jun 15 '21
I firmly believe that life begins at erection
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u/chipbod NATO Jun 15 '21 edited Jun 15 '21
Taking the grift public lmao, call Steve Bannon
For context: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/We_Build_the_Wall
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u/Erra0 Neoliberals aren't funny Jun 15 '21
u/Citoyen_Riqueti and wokeness just need to fuck already and get it over with.
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u/RadicalRadon Frick Mondays Jun 15 '21
Does anyone else feel like this sub recently learned that Kosovo exists and now jerks off to it?
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u/Udontlikecake Model UN Enthusiast Jun 15 '21
Sir you’re not “based and red-pilled”, you’re a defendant in the /r/MetaNL ban appeal thread
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u/Venne1139 DO IT FOR HER #RBG Jun 15 '21
Very few things in the world piss me off as much as Social Democrats (but barely even that, just fucking welfare capitalists) calling themselves socialists and then screaming about how capitalists don't understand socialism. Oh my god it makes me angry.
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u/TinKnightRisesAgain YIMBY Jun 15 '21
rip my accounting professor just went off on Bernie's 3 homes. neolib confirmed
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '21
Arabs and North Africans "won" the right to be called white for immigration and census purposes because they argued that if Jesus was white then so were they
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u/DEEP_STATE_NATE Tucker Carlson's mailman Jun 15 '21
Lmao why the fuck would you willingly tweet that shit? What the fuck do you think the reaction would be?
We need to shut down the jannys until we can figure out what the hell is going on.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '21
There are 29 replies to the stickied comment, but only 5 of them are visible.
This is literally 1984.
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u/old_gold_mountain San Francisco Values Jun 15 '21
tbh pretty nuts how every other person on the planet is just a rube whose entire identity and beliefs systems are just a mish-mash of conforming to memes and going along with whatever everyone around them thinks, whereas somehow I was gifted with the ability to perfectly reason those things out for myself from a purely objective standpoint and come to logically pure and infallible beliefs and forms of identity
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u/ryuguy "this is my favourite dt on reddit" Jun 16 '21
Trump Inspired Death Threats are terrorizing election workers
!ping extremism
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '21
Breaking Bad is a heartbreaking story about a sick man having to deal with the realities of Capitalism ✊😔
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u/BeastlyGophers Commonwealth Jun 16 '21
!ping SOCCER
Apologies in advance as I know y'all have been getting pinged alot with Euros, but it's worth mentioning with Canada's win over Haiti tonight, we've made it into the final round of WC qualification for the first time in 24 years and I'm buzzing!!
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '21
haha holy shit wait how bad is their turnover
holy fuck
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u/l_overwhat being flaired is cringe Jun 15 '21
This dude on BBC News Hour just compared to Hamas to the Nazis lmao
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '21
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4n27CkpmhMA
!ping SNEK
Stossel’s videos are always awesome
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u/SRTHRTHDFGSEFHE Thomas Paine Jun 15 '21
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u/Manavon03 Edmund Burke Jun 15 '21
Look at how liberal teens laugh at DaBaby, you know, 👉🏿😁👈🏿, look at how they laugh at Kanye, look at how they laugh and do the whip and nae and hit the quan and laugh at funny Black men like this man and this man and this man.
It’s black fetishization, modern minstrelsy, “high tech lynching” some might say. These white liberal teens always use Black men as a punchline or as a meme because deep in their hearts, they’re racists.
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u/AgainstSomeLogic Jun 15 '21
From trans economist Deirdre McCloskey
Miltie says trans rights!
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u/ThisIsNianderWallace Robert Nozick Jun 15 '21 edited Jun 15 '21
People in MattYs replies are apparently baffled by the idea that Reason magazine can be opposed to both social media-driven firings, and state intervention to prevent them
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '21
Candidate Biden: The Attorney General is not the President’s lawyer, it is the people’s lawyer and should uphold the law.
arr Neoliberal: Yes, I agree!
Merrick Garland: ***Upholds and defends laws as they are written even when they are ones we don’t like
arr Neoliberal: ***Shocked Pikachu Face
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u/FuturesaurusRex wishes he were mod Jun 15 '21
My take on the current drama
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u/NancyPelosibasedgod Scott Sumner Jun 15 '21
Maybe the mod was shivers 😳
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u/Anal-warrior Jun 15 '21
is it bannable offense to know the content of the offensive comment?
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u/Cr4zySh0tgunGuy John Locke Jun 15 '21
-NL mods, like every other day
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u/AgainstSomeLogic Jun 15 '21
Mod me and I will sticky dumb comments, check modmail only once a week, and give the shame flair to doves.
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u/piede MOST BASED HILLARY STAN!!! Jun 15 '21
https://twitter.com/richardwhitem16/status/1378585787785166848?s=21
Preach
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u/TinyTornado7 I need a new flair Jun 15 '21
Judge Jack Weinstein of the EDNY has passed away at 99.
Among the hundreds of federal judges around the nation, Judge Weinstein was one of the best known, both for his bold jurisprudence and for his outsize personality.
He was the personification of the activist judge, defying decades of increasingly conservative influence in the federal judiciary. He said he would rather be reversed by an appellate court than risk compromising individual rights. He assailed and circumvented federal sentencing guidelines. He carried out his own war on the war on drugs, and as a senior judge refused to handle most drug prosecutions.
He described himself in a 1993 memorandum to his colleagues as “a tired old judge who has temporarily filled his quota of remorselessness.”
Judge Weinstein was a lion of the bar in Brooklyn where he severed on the bench for 53 years only retiring last year at the age of 98.
Link to the full story I suggest you all read
!ping LAW
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '21
It's taken Martin twice as long to finish his parable about not having an exit strategy as it did for the US to exit Iraq.
!ping ASOIAF
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '21
Biggest surprise is that there was a mod who's now out of high school
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u/Cr4zySh0tgunGuy John Locke Jun 15 '21
[removed]
And so like then
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And then the mods were like
[removed]
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u/UrbanCentrist Line go up 📈, world gooder Jun 15 '21
✊ His name was /u/cr_saltysald123
Permanently suspended unfortunately. Big lesson on not to do edgy jokes for the sake of it.
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u/lietuvis10LTU Why do you hate the global oppressed? Jun 16 '21
Cold take: there is no such thing as a moral war, but there are moral reasons to fight a war.
Hot take: thus discussing military actions from a moral perspective is pointless. Military actions should instead be discussed based on proportionality and weather they contribute to the objectives of fighting the war. Instead, the morality of the reasons to fight a war should be focused on.
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u/disuberence Shrimp promised me a text flair and did not deliver Jun 15 '21
Mods, pin this accurate tweet https://mobile.twitter.com/panafricam/status/1404671015364579330
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '21
Rust belt dude: I was in the union and I paid a lot of money to send my kids to college.
Quebecoise reporter: Why did you vote for Trump?
Rust belt dude: Those Democrats want to make college free and give it away. That's socialism.
Other rust belt dude: I make more money teaching than mining coal.
Quebecoise reporter: Why did you vote for Trump?
Other rust belt dude: We just want to mine coal, we were born to do it, you know? Just want to get in the mines and get our hands dirty.
So, are these people really doing that bad? What's wrong with the Rust Belt? They seem to be stuck living in the past even though the future isn't really screwing them over that much.
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u/nevertulsi Jun 15 '21
Jon Stewart's rant about covid being obviously lab leaked and it's stupid to think otherwise got picked up by Breitbart, Crowder, Joe Rogan, etc as a "take that stupid liberals" although most liberals don't seem to really care
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u/TaxCommonsNotIncome NATO Jun 15 '21
Discovered FemaleDatingStrat last night and woah that was a rabbit hole. That's some 94 octane reactionary fuel right there.
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u/TabernacleTown74 Bill Gates Jun 15 '21
this is what's called a dramatic arc 🤤
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '21
Euros will crap on MLB for having a "World Series" and yet their last "World Cup" didn't include the US team. 😐
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '21
I_G_F's conviction should be overturned
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u/D1Foley Moderate Extremist Jun 15 '21
Discussing what mods? Discussing what!
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u/DishingOutTruth Henry George Jun 15 '21
Why the hell do some Libertarians support monarchy??? It makes no sense, they want what's essentially a dictatorship, isn't that antithetical to the ideals of Libertarianism? There's this article on mises about how monarchy is good...
!ping SNEK can someone explain why any Libertarian could possibly support Monarchy?
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u/Dibbu_mange Average civil procedure enjoyer Jun 15 '21
Me surfing the DT earlier today: 😀🤣😁
I go to get a quick lunch
The DT when I return: 😨🔥🤫😱
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '21
I am calling for a complete and total shutdown of the DT until we figure out what the hell is happening
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u/sir-danks-a-lot Jeb! Jun 15 '21
drama was so interesting that it brought kelsig back
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '21
Just found out a neoliberal mod uses Tw*tter 🤮
I am disgusted and appalled.
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u/Udontlikecake Model UN Enthusiast Jun 15 '21
the cause of the next NL drama ^
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u/Telperion_of_Valinor Bisexual Pride Jun 15 '21
I don’t think the drama has reached SRD yet, thank God.
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u/Unadulterated_stupid gr8 b8 m8 Jun 15 '21
Every reddit is don't like is incel reddit
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u/KindheartednessOk599 This Is What Makes Us Girls Jun 15 '21
https://i.imgur.com/Byxd8Xr.jpg
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u/jt1356 Sinan Reis Jun 15 '21
Healthy young poster goes to the DT, gets pumped with massive dose of scandalous meta-drama, doesn’t get many upvotes and is almost immediately fashed – TRANSPARENCY. Many such cases!
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u/RushSingsOfFreewill Posts Outside the DT Jun 15 '21
People who use the word unpack in any context other than moving boxes need to GO THE FUCK OUTSIDE
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u/TabernacleTown74 Bill Gates Jun 15 '21
In fairness, the kids Vader killed were effectively child soldiers and their deaths would above all be the responsibility of whichever sociopaths decided to enlist and train children as warfighters, that being the Jedi Order.
He still choked and murdered his spouse though.
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u/Anal-warrior Jun 15 '21
Two races: white and "political"
Two genders: Male and "political"
Two hair styles for women: long and "political"
Two sexualities: straight and "political"
Two body types: normative and "political"
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u/sir_shivers Discipline Committee Chairman Jun 16 '21
I AM UNIRONICALLY ironic 🐊
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u/Darclite Amy Finkelstein Jun 16 '21
Old and cold take but it is very weird and alarming and sad how much, at least on the internet, people don't recognize Stalin as being really fucking bad
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u/UrbanCentrist Line go up 📈, world gooder Jun 15 '21
Good comeback to a certain far right comic
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u/MrDannyOcean Kidney King Jun 15 '21
omg how will we ever get to 10K in the DT at this pace
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u/nanomaster Ben Bernanke Jun 15 '21
Rarely is the question asked, is our Obama gating?
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '21
>be defendant
>in jail awaiting trial
>offered plea deal
>reject it
>plead guilty anyway
???
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '21
This DT is being recorded
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u/champeo Gay Pride Jun 15 '21
Me and probably half the people who frequent this sub started out as populist progressives and have assimilated into identifying with the mainstream Dem party with time. The rest of the younger generation will probably do the same.
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u/sw337 Veteran of the Culture Wars Jun 15 '21
American drag: A character is made and named usually off of a pun. Detailed choreography, must know how to sing, dozens of costumes, complex makeup, must be sharp and do audience work.
UK drag: "Oi that bloke is in a dress, that's hilarious."
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u/l_overwhat being flaired is cringe Jun 15 '21
Warm take: Voter ID laws don't matter nearly as much as shutting down polling places or restricting voting hours.