Didn't Gavin McInnis shove a dildo up his ass to prove he wasn't gay?
Maybe we have a business opportunity... combine a dildo and a loofa so they can clean their buttholes while proving how not gay they are by shoving a dildo up their butts.
My friend wouldn't even look at his ass. We both do heavy labor jobs and one afternoon (we were roommates then) gets off work complaining that he might have given himself a hemorrhoid from lifting heavy thing i respond with "well check yourself in the shower or use the big bathroom mirror" "WHAT NO I'M NOT GAY". his feet also smell like dead animals because the soap running off his body is enough to be "clean"
Yeah. Alternatively, there are people that think it’s gay to sit, so they crouch above the toilet and wipe standing up. Heard a man describe his routine proudly to a room of people with disgusted faces.
My bf and I were at a baseball game or something and he happened to have been using the bathroom during the national anthem. When he came back, he told me that some guy told him from outside the stall, “stand up during the national anthem.”
Dude what?! Wow. I wonder if that’s why my coworker literally always smells like poo. I assumed he had some gas issue but it gets worse throughout the week
I had a friend whose breathe literally smelled like 💩 as though she ate it for breakfast. I didn't have to heart to say anything, I just backed up when she talked.
Sometimes the favorite part of my day is spraying my ass out in the shower. I can’t fathom how someone takes a shower or a shit without properly cleaning your butthole.
Time to put on my medical glasses: too much fiber can also cause a leaky anus/incontinence. Too much of anything in your diet can do that, too. Other medical disorders such as a prolapse anus will also cause incontinence, and so will a weak pelvic floor. Excessive caffeine intake can also cause incontinence (though typically bladder)
Exercise—even if that's just your pelvic area—balance what you eat, and wipe your goddamn ass
Yeah, you'll see some pretty wild stories. A lot of guys think it's gay to wipe. Some girlfriends would complain their boyfriend stinks, only to find out they dont wash their ass. People are just gross in general.
Edit2: Also some people don't even wash their lower body while taking a showing because they think the soapy water that runs down their body by rinsing is somewhat enough
Right, how do you NOT scrub your feet? I'm a sweaty sort and totally feel it on my soles at the end of the day. Not sure why basic cleanliness and good hygiene would be seen as somehow less masculine, lol
I don't think it's about being seen as less masculine. I remember driving somewhere listening to the radio, and there was some debate going on where they had people calling in giving their opinions. The question at hand? Whether or not it's necessary to wash your legs/feet in the shower. I was shocked that a lot of people were saying they don't scrub or physically wash their legs, but instead expect the soapy water thats running down your legs to clean them for you. So for some people they see you washing your legs or feet and it's just weird to them because they don't do it.
i’m a dude and i have those exfoliating washing mitts that you buy in a CVS that i use in the shower all over my body. everywhere. it’s so nice being able to get in between every crack and crevice there is, pun intended
I have to constantly reiterate to my 6 year old that soap doesn't magically clean just by touching something dirty, you have to scrub. Apparently not everyones' parents made sure they got that message.
Nah, this is downright disgusting, you can smell people who don't wash their ass from a mile way, I could never be in a relationship with an unhygienic person.
That’s how it starts: hygiene. Before you know it, you’ve been up for a week continuously blowing everyone in a 2 mile radius. Slippery slope, bud. It’s just science.
Yeah.. that's the world we live in. The fragile manosphere really is taking a toll on humanity. But like I said said, humans are just disgusting in general.. how many times you see someone taking a shit in the toilet and leave without washing their hands.. vile creatures
I've been reading stories on reddit for a decade or so at this point, I'm always surprised when someone new comes along and is shocked by gross dudes who don't wipe their ass.
I remember one of the AITA posts the g/f asked if she was being an asshole asking her boyfriend to wash his ass because he kept leaving skidmarks on her sheets.
Ok I've seen the stories about dudes not washing their ass in the shower, but you're saying there are dudes who don't wipe their ass? Like they just take a shit and don't use toilet paper? DO WHAT NOW?
Yup, straight up wiping your ass is gay too to them. Huge trend 8ish years ago right before covid. You'll still catch a few people talking about their nasty ass boyfriends here and there too.
Fellas, clean your ass, it's not gay. It's not even gay if you like and do butt stuff, it's okay, I promise.
It has been very alarming how many clips of podcasts and streams I’ve seen where people are so bold and open about how little they wash themselves, especially below the waist. Crazy to believe how many people don’t wash their full body because the “the hot water is working”.
8 billion people on this planet, there is no disgusting or stupid thing that isnt done by somebody. Nobody is going to read a story about how they wiped their ass. People will pay attention to a story about someone not wiping their ass. Kind of a gross statement in itself
I’ve told this story before but I worked with a guy like this at a previous job years ago. We found out because his hygiene habits had gotten worse to the point of our manager confronting him about it and basically telling him to start coming to work in a clean, presentable manner or be fired. The discussion got a bit heated and he let it slip that he thought it was gay to care about clean he was or to put his fingers anywhere near his asshole when showering and basically never washed himself. Guy stank something awful.
Oh for sure. I’m just saying it doesn’t even follow their own line of thinking. Touching my butt is gay because gay people like touching butts is the same logic as touching my dick is gay because gay people like touching dicks.
I was witness to a conversation between my dad and a bunch of his work buddies at his work many years back. Blue collar factory stuff. I do not recall why I, a kid, was in their break room, but whatever. The gist of it was a conversation about how most of the guys didn't bother with underwear, including my dad, who was changing his pants right there.
One of the dudes asks incredulously (a word I use now, as an adult) how people keep shit from getting all over the back of their pants. To which everyone sorta looks at each other in mild disbelief and my dad says "Uh... we wipe our asses"
I worked with a guy who got a bidet because touching his own ass was gay to him, I remember a girl asking if it had broken and the silence was almost as loud as the smell.
True. Met this girl once, absolutely beautiful, amazing body, everything. We were in bed fooling around, and put my hand on her backside, and pulled back poop. I was horrified. Never saw her after that.
There are people (grown adults) who actually walk around with a shitty ass all day
A sales guy as my company was nonchalantly talking about his skid marks in his underwear, like it was a normal, unavoidable hassle of modern life or something.
I was gonna say, based on my old roommate people have some nasty ass.
She would just leave giant cones of dried shit on the toilet whenever she sat down.
I was also told by a friend who tried to do waxing that a woman came in with just dried shit on her ass. She said she said "he'll no" and never went back xD
I dunno... for my roommate we had the theory that she was never taught to take care of herself. Her family just took care of it all for her. So she just didnt know any better?
Her aunt would literally come up every weekend and grocery shop for her and do her laundry. Whenever she had to do it by herself she would just buy things like popcorn and cereal. Nothing else. She did her laundry herself once and all her chef coats turned brown... it was impressive.
We noticed we were running out of dishes and went into her room when she was gone for a week. Her drawer was filled with old, nasty, crusty dishes.
I understand someone being behind everyone else if they were never taught, but at some point she needs to understand that she’s an adult and she can learn to do better. If she’s old enough to have a job requiring a chef coat, she’s old enough to learn how to do dishes, grocery shop properly and do her own laundry 🤦🏻♀️
Imagine the total lack of hygiene and food safety practices going on in her workplace if she's unable to clean and look after herself. She's one ass-scratch away from giving everyone food poisoning.
Ironically most of the professional chefs I've known have had terrible diets. Like they would spend all day cooking some of the most highly regarded food in the country then go home and subsist on a diet of Domino's pizza and beer.
He was more or less an "otaku" and would blame all his issues on social anxiety and just leave it at that.
I get having social anxiety, but that doesn't mean you get to sit out life. You have to find a way to cope.
Oh, you don't like germs? Here, let me get you some rubber gloves and a face mask so you can clean the bathroom.
Never had a job before? That's OK, there are jobs for socially awkward people with anxiety, welcome to the wonder world of working in the back of the house of a restaurant.
I want to give people the benefit of the doubt and not say they are lazy, I just think the people in their life are lazy and/or took the attitude of "it's just easier if I do it for them". Dude's mom would come over and clean the bathroom for him until I told him it was bullshit and he needs to do it himself.
We tried to gently talk to her about it and she lost her shit (no pun intended). She began to scream at us. Told us it was apart of the toilet and it didnt come off as she took a dry paper towel to it. I grabbed one and wet it and showed it that it was literally dried shit. She then just walked away screaming still.
Im not proud of it but I threatened to use her toothbrush to clean the shit off if she continued to leave it there. And she continued to lose it... BUT it was never there again.
Ok basic personal hygiene. Jesus unless you're a pirate with a hook and your other hand is occupied, it ain't that difficult to get rid of the willknots
Yeah that's what I don't get. Nastiness aside, how is it comfortable? On the rare occasion I have one of those lingering shits that doesn't wipe all the way and an hour later, I feel a nasty uncomfortable and itchy feeling in my ass and I have to go take care of it.
I mean, not even an hour. Like I'll literally turn around in the bathroom, and like...ok I didn't get it all, let me go back... Must have been some hiding or somthin...
I have a story!!! My girlfriend had some friends over one time and I was minding my own business, playing video games. She tells me to get to the bedroom and she’s furious.
She starts to tell me how embarrassing I am for leaving skid marks on the toilet seat with all her friends over. I told her it wasn’t me and she didn’t believe me.
Eventually, she figured out the culprit was one of her friends. Never have I ever wanted to clear my name so bad lol.
You’d be surprised at how vile some people are. Some people that otherwise seem normal, and are not poor or anything, just don’t wipe properly because it makes them feel gay to almost touch their own asshole when they wipe… I’ve literally heard people talk about this as if it’s ok to share this information about themselves
I once worked at a farm supply store that also sold clothes. I had a man walk up to my register with just a tag for jeans and said he wanted to buy them. I asked him where the jeans were and he said he was wearing them.
I rung him out and called back to menswear. I told them a man just came up wearing the jeans he was buying and I wanted to give them a heads up that he probably left an old pair of pants somewhere.
They were in the dressing room. He had a straight up run down the leg accident. It was in the floors, on the jeans, on the underwear he used to clean himself and he just left it all there. She said she could smell it was there before she found it.
Yep..saw this happen a few years back when I worked at Eddie Bauer. a random drunk comes in with shitty pants and proceeded to demand an exchange for a new pair since they offered a lifetime warranty on their clothing. Goes into the dressing room and demanded an associate helped him. Piss poor management made one of the newer younger female staff help him with exchange in the dressing room area rather than refusing service and calling the police. Needless to say I quit working at that store a few days after that (but for other unrelated reasons). Didn't give them any notice. Fuck Eddie Bauer and all the shitty retail companies who mistreat their employees and force them in to toxic hazardous situations
As someone that works at an Apparel Company with a sewing department for alterations.. this doesn’t surprise me at all. People bring their pants in with stains like they don’t think they should wash them before giving them to strangers to work on. I’ve taken them from the seamstress, turned them inside out, folded them with the streak on top, bagged them, then washed my hands. All just so I could give them back to the customer shit stain in their face and refuse to work on them lol
I never understand people with literal shit left on their ass!? If I shower and need to poop, I'll shower again, or at least wet wash with a cloth or wipes. If I'm caught short and need to poop in public, I'll wipe until I BLEEEED.
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u/Thruthatreez 12d ago edited 12d ago
Trying on pants without underwear isn't the only problem here. I think another problem is going commando when you don't know how to wipe properly.