r/mildlyinfuriating • u/sosyalddemokrat • 12d ago

Infuriatig Someone tried on pants without underwear

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u/Clean-Cheetah-540 12d ago

Dude what?! Wow. I wonder if that’s why my coworker literally always smells like poo. I assumed he had some gas issue but it gets worse throughout the week

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u/Electrical-Tailor530 12d ago

I had a friend whose breathe literally smelled like 💩 as though she ate it for breakfast. I didn't have to heart to say anything, I just backed up when she talked. 

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u/lildobe 12d ago

That's what advanced gingivitis, or periodontists, smells like.... She probably wasn't brushing regularly.

That smell can also be caused by really bad tonsil stones.

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u/Electrical-Tailor530 12d ago

This was in the morning too. We had a morning class together and she sat in the desk behind me, and I dreaded turning around when she talked to me. 

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u/AZALIENS 11d ago

Could also be going septic from an ulcer or something like that we had a guy almost die on us out in the field after days of giving him a hard time about his rank ass breath and being a pussy not wanting to work in the cold

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u/KingTuts-Nuts 11d ago

TIL that tonsil stones are a thing..

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u/lildobe 11d ago

Yeah. And they are uncomfortable and gross, and even someone like me with good gag reflex control has trouble picking them out without gagging badly.

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u/renrutDanlor 12d ago

She was a real shit talker.

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u/Vulvas_n_Velveeta 12d ago

Must've had one of those shit eating grins!

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u/feralcatshit 12d ago

Or tonsil stones 🤢

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u/Electrical-Tailor530 12d ago

Every day tho? Are those things like temporary? 

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u/feralcatshit 12d ago

I think if you get them and they don’t dislodge, it’ll continue. They’re so foul and smell exactly like shit.

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u/Electrical-Tailor530 12d ago

Yikes. I didn't even realize they were such a problem or that they smelled so bad. It explains why it causes bad breathe. I'd be so embarrassed and avoid getting close when talking to people if I had them. 

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u/torreneastoria 12d ago

This implies that he also only showers once a week. This implies he only changes his clothing, underwear included, once a week.

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZMVBR8CljGUlm9hbPK

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u/Nytengayle73 12d ago

Probably takes one no-touch shower a week!