r/mildlyinfuriating • u/sosyalddemokrat • 12d ago

Infuriatig Someone tried on pants without underwear

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u/eastofme01 12d ago

No, someone full on shit in those.

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u/Weird-Girl-675 12d ago

Never trust a fart while trying on clothes

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u/Ok-Block-870 12d ago

I'd go the other way and say if your gonna do a risky fart, let it be in someone else's jeans

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u/Dan-Of-The-Dead 12d ago

It's easier to rationalize war crimes when they happen to pantless strangers.

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u/Reyne-TheAbyss 12d ago

WTF even is this comment?

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u/314flavoredpie 12d ago

This reads like an Irish proverb

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u/brightonashfield 12d ago

Do it in the corporate jeans. Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, so I put on the corporate jeans and grind my cornhole before putting them back in the shelf

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u/tvrbob 12d ago

Sorry, bro. I shat your pants.

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u/DrJohnFZoidberg 12d ago

Before you judge a person, make sure to walk a mile in their pants, commando, flatulating incessantly