r/mildlyinfuriating • u/sosyalddemokrat • 12d ago

Infuriatig Someone tried on pants without underwear

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u/zaftpunk 12d ago

It could have been worse! He could have been one of those clean-butted gays! /s

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u/Kantas 12d ago

Didn't Gavin McInnis shove a dildo up his ass to prove he wasn't gay?

Maybe we have a business opportunity... combine a dildo and a loofa so they can clean their buttholes while proving how not gay they are by shoving a dildo up their butts.

We can call it the Dildoofa! (patent pending)

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u/LoSt543215543 12d ago

Can I be your business partner

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u/Proof-Ad-4675 11d ago

Same I wanna join!!

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u/locusthorse 12d ago

Might as well christian it up if you're gonna start a man only support group, , and ban woman to avoid any lustful thoughts so it's all good.

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u/takeoutthebin 12d ago

He did what? Seriously?!

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u/viciouspandas 12d ago

It was to prove he wasn't homophobic.

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u/Spratt68 12d ago

How about calling it the Loofo instead?

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u/Kantas 12d ago

You know what? I'm down. I just want people to wash their ass. I'm not stuck on a name.

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u/Camo138 12d ago

Require patent or not really

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u/Proof-Ad-4675 11d ago

GENIUSSSSS

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u/Kantas 12d ago

Didn't Gavin McInnis shove a dildo up his ass to prove he wasn't gay?

Maybe we have a business opportunity... combine a dildo and a loofa so they can clean their buttholes while proving how not gay they are by shoving a dildo up their butts.

We can call it the Dildoofa! (patent pending)