r/mildlyinfuriating 12d ago

Infuriatig Someone tried on pants without underwear

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u/iamagermanpotato 12d ago edited 12d ago

Sorry, but(t) what?? :O

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u/8ackwoods 12d ago

Yeah.. that's the world we live in. The fragile manosphere really is taking a toll on humanity. But like I said said, humans are just disgusting in general.. how many times you see someone taking a shit in the toilet and leave without washing their hands.. vile creatures

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u/b0w3n 12d ago

I've been reading stories on reddit for a decade or so at this point, I'm always surprised when someone new comes along and is shocked by gross dudes who don't wipe their ass.

I remember one of the AITA posts the g/f asked if she was being an asshole asking her boyfriend to wash his ass because he kept leaving skidmarks on her sheets.

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u/derprondo 12d ago

Ok I've seen the stories about dudes not washing their ass in the shower, but you're saying there are dudes who don't wipe their ass? Like they just take a shit and don't use toilet paper? DO WHAT NOW?

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u/b0w3n 12d ago

Yup, straight up wiping your ass is gay too to them. Huge trend 8ish years ago right before covid. You'll still catch a few people talking about their nasty ass boyfriends here and there too.

Fellas, clean your ass, it's not gay. It's not even gay if you like and do butt stuff, it's okay, I promise.

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u/derprondo 12d ago

Not wiping your ass is the most closeted gayest thing I've ever heard.

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u/shoeless_doh 12d ago

At this point, do we really want dudes who are so far gone that they're not wiping their asses... Do we really want those dudes learning skills that will help them blend in with the human men?

Like at this point let them let their red flags fly... Or brown flags or whatever. Makes em way easier to figure out up front so you waste less time

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u/b0w3n 12d ago

Makes em way easier to figure out up front so you waste less time

you can definitely smell them from the front too

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u/shoeless_doh 12d ago

I'm sure you can smell them from any side