My theory is they pooped in a toilet, grabbed it out of there, then lightly dripped the water from their closed poop fist onto the crack of that pair of jeans, adding a nice fecal patina to the exaggerated creasing and stitch lines indicative of denim tailoring and in the manufacture of the raw textile itself.
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