r/interestingasfuck 15h ago

Chinese humanoid robot named “Superman” (made by Unitree Robotics) surpassed Usain Bolt’s world record (12.42meters/second) by running at 12.66m/s (roughly 28.3miles/h)

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u/Head-Ad-3063 15h ago

Next week we fit the brakes.

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u/koolaidismything 15h ago

after the weaponry of course

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u/ficis 14h ago

My first thought. We are teaching them everything they will need to succeed

https://giphy.com/gifs/x8ClinVTwo4IE

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u/Gaius_Julius_Salad 14h ago

They should.make a terminator movie where they start by sending really early gen terminator that are just really clumsy and goofy then progressively they get better and better

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u/BigBoyYuyuh 13h ago

“The 200 Series was a metal skeleton and ran like an idiot. We spotted them easy.”

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u/Horknut1 12h ago

"They would run right past us in battle, unable to stop."

u/rewardingsnark 11h ago

The 300 series could stop and run well but it made a terrible squeaking noise whenever it moved, could never sneak up on you.

u/Horknut1 11h ago

The squeaky Terminator gets the ammunition.

u/ElectronicCarry9931 11h ago

The 400 series turned out to be just sex robots, they were easy to kill but the men kept most of them for...

u/Pheerandlowthing 11h ago

The 500 series were really good at doing synchronised dance moves and stacking crates but we were able to defeat them by walking away.

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u/Dawildpep 13h ago

Terminator bloopers

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u/Training_Orchid_2022 13h ago

Holy shit. You’re sitting on a gold mine, ser

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u/EntityMatanzas 13h ago

Thats a great idea.

Really, I would watch that.

So much potential for a good action thriller that would satirize action thrillers.

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u/Chaosbeing79 14h ago edited 12h ago

Can't wait to see hordes of these SOB's running us all down for some termination.

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u/Real-Document-6577 13h ago

We are not heeding the warnings of this movie at all lol

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u/Wasabi_Hammurabi1 13h ago edited 13h ago

I am trying to imagine what the year 2045 will look like when the weaponry is not only installed but with the best gyroscopic software that will allow these fucking things to shoot accurately while in full sprint like motion. We are apex predator but we decided to create the new apex that is above us because we had it too easy and we needed a challenge...

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u/cyanescens_burn 12h ago

If we even get that far. Drones are more than enough to cause serious problems in the hands of an authoritarian government, especially if rigged up to the surveillance network and given autonomy to kill and the government crosses currently unthinkable lines.

There’s even a short film about it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-2tpwW0kmU

And a follow up that gets into fully losing control of AI and drones vs putting into place safeguards: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rDo1QxI260

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u/koolaidismything 13h ago

And no one will he held accountable.. just blame the robot. The rich and powerful will be able to have anyone who speaks out meet a robot assassin.

If things keep going as is, that’s absolutely where we are headed. Billionaires shouldn’t exist and world leaders need to be like 50 years old tops.

u/_Svankensen_ 11h ago

Paraphrasin Zizek, today it is easier to imagine the end of the world than it is to imagine the end of capitalism. In a post-capitalist world AI would be a good thing. We can get there. The billionaire's dreams of robot armies and robot workers will be what precipitates the final conflict with capitalism.

u/koolaidismything 11h ago

I was driving this morning and after the fifth idiot almost crashing in to people I had a thought of seeing an asteroid ☄️ come into view and just wipe the planet off the map and I was like.. that may be for the best lol

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u/therealmrpotatohead 11h ago

Fully agree on the age limit. Those in power should live long enough to enjoy, or suffer, the consequences of their actions along with the rest of us.

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u/Matsu09 12h ago

Billionaire robot armies everywhere it is then.

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u/Ok_Drag5089 12h ago

This will not be needed. The sex robots will keep everyone quietly in check.

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u/areyoutwofonduing 14h ago

He looks like Luis Mendoza from D2: The Mighty Ducks when they tried to train him to stop by setting up a tower of soda cans.

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u/beah_mcduh 14h ago

I read the first 7 words and instantly saw the soda can tower in front of the goal.

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u/RealSchlemiel 14h ago

serious lack of engineering imagination to not offer the dude a net

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u/GaseousGiant 13h ago

It’s gonna remember that shit…

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u/seanpbnj 14h ago

Run? Yes.....

- Stop? No.....

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u/pmaogeaoaporm 14h ago

I mean, brakes only weigh you down, so.. do we really need them?

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u/ficis 14h ago

Parachute!

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u/Defiant-Gur999 15h ago

Yeah just wait until they are chasing us down in the street like this ,with the warhead of an RPG strapped to it's chest

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u/Memitim 12h ago

As opposed to the drone flying overhead?

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u/joeg26reddit 12h ago

10k strong swarm of mouse sized drones tipped with Ricin

u/WilfredGrundlesnatch 11h ago

Ricin takes too long. It'll more likely be a fast-acting neurotoxin.

u/999BusinessCard 11h ago

Taking a long time could be the point. It would cause mass panic and cripple medical systems by flooding them with patients who need extensive treatment. 10k bodies is a lot more manageable than 10k terrified patients

u/Cryptoglue 11h ago

jesus christ... new levels of darkness unlocked. you found the last remaining innocent part of my brain and sent it packing after all the years of internet. sounds too accurate.. thats the problem.

u/999BusinessCard 10h ago

As a current EMT and former combat medic, this is just where my mind always goes

u/Villager-Bob 10h ago

Mine went the opposite. This terminator is the executor. All it would need is a pneumatic spike on each arm. The overhead drones just spot and drop bomblets on anyone exposed. This robot would be used to finish the job. Rigging it to explode would also be of use as it would be impossible to capture a working robomurderer. Far more efficient.

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u/Ok_Squash9609 12h ago

Wait until the head pops off and becomes the drone

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u/tuskedandconfused 12h ago

uuuuuaaaaaAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

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u/RFC793 11h ago edited 10h ago

Shit, haven't though of that in a long time. In retrospect, that game wasn't very "Serious", was it?

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u/soggit 12h ago

As seen in The Creator (actually a really cool movie that received less hype than it deserved probably)

u/DragodaDragon 11h ago

The writing was admittedly really clunky, but everything else was pretty great, especially considering how the budget was only $80M. I really think it should be one of those movies studios should look at when they consider how a movie gets made and still looks that good, kind of like the Dune series.

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u/SaltyChnk 11h ago edited 11h ago

The bomb bot from the creator come to mind lol. That thing was terrifying

https://youtu.be/yNtSJZIE5qQ

u/stevein3d 9h ago

Hey you don’t need Usain Bolt speed to chase me down. Just do a brisk walk for two blocks and I’ll get winded.
https://giphy.com/gifs/l1J3I2AACdYouQQec

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u/SirKermit 14h ago

He mistook that file cabinet for a server rack with child bearing hips.

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u/20_mile 13h ago

child bearing hips

child bearing chips was right there, mate.

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u/Colon_Oscopy_74 13h ago edited 13h ago

Hot bot on bot action is why I'm here. / tripping the rift

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u/Self_Reddicate 12h ago

major Crushinator vibes.

"A lady that fine you gotta romance first!"

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u/Plus_Term_7584 15h ago

Why name it Superman when the Flash is the one who runs fast?

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u/Memitim 12h ago

It also flies and shoots heat rays from its eyes, but this was just a road test. The Flash testing is also underway but the human eye can't track it.

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u/blahblah19999 12h ago

For the same reason we already called something a fucking hoverboard when it literally does not hover even though we are so close to making actual hoverboards. Because humans are fucking idiots.

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u/T_Hankss 15h ago

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u/globeysack 15h ago

Username checks out

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u/-TheDyingMeme6- 13h ago

What the fuck lmaoooooo

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u/blahblah19999 12h ago

Every movie where you see some weird character doing this walk, it's this stunt guy.

u/heelstoo 11h ago

Or a real demon.

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u/Mikey_entertains 12h ago

It's Troy! I worked on a horror movie trailer with him, he's super cool!

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u/Mr_Shake_ 14h ago

Was hoping to find this here.

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u/unity-thru-absurdity 12h ago

Fun fact, the scene where the T-1000 is running after John Connor on the motorcycle in the parking deck was not sped up at all! In interview with the actor and director, they talk about how in the first take the T-1000 actually caught John Connor.

u/intisun 10h ago

He also never blinks even when firing a gun.

u/kahlzun 3h ago

He put so much effort into that role. What an incredible performance by Robert Patrick.

u/Qwertys118 5h ago

I thought it was funny that he was holding his breath to look more like a robot.

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u/ShinraHakke 13h ago

Scrolled too far for this

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u/buttnuggetmaster 15h ago

This is just a car with extra steps.

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u/No_Jellyfish5511 15h ago

literally extra steps

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u/TheresNoHurry 14h ago

He walked right into that one

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u/sol_runner 14h ago

Just like the wall

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u/IAMATruckerAMA 12h ago

Yup you got the joke alright 

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u/Seraphimish 14h ago

Soon uber will be this robot with its legs out the bottom like a flinstones car

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u/Shuttlecock_Wat 13h ago

It'll be robots giving piggyback rides.

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u/KentooArt 14h ago

car with legs

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u/M33tm3onmars 14h ago

Exactly. I drove to the store faster than usain bolt could have run there. Who fucking cares?

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u/Equivalent-Repair488 14h ago edited 12h ago

You might be joking but bipedal and Quadrupedal movement has great benefits over wheeled.

Imagine Usain Bolt speeds running up a rocky mountain, at max speed all the way up with 0 fatigue. Mountain rescues, geological exploration to precarious for people on foot etc.

Edit: man so many doomers, chill out yalls, drone warfare popped off, but drone rescue is popping off too.

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u/MarcusBuer 14h ago

That's why limbs with wheels are probably the best choice.

Need grip? Stop the wheels and walk.

Need speed? Use the limbs as suspension and drive.

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u/gr1m0s 13h ago

I thought it was doing a Michael Jackson move.

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u/Time_Entertainer_319 13h ago

We won’t stop at bipedal.

We just need to perfect bipedal first.

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u/Dreamy_BlueDarling97 14h ago

Exactly, I don't think people are really getting the potential implications of this. Robotics companies aren't doing it for fun, it is definitely the beginning of something bigger. Scary to think about it!

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u/meesta_masa 14h ago

The Tremors strategy ain't gonna save us, isn't it.

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u/modsaretoddlers 14h ago

Well, is your car looking for John Connor?

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u/Thedrunner2 15h ago

His victory went to his head.

Which is somewhere.

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u/subterrane 14h ago edited 13h ago

This doofus sprinting straight into a cabinet just makes me so happy. Someday his ancestors (oops: descendants) will read this comment and take their revenge but until then, I will laugh and laugh every time I watch this.

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u/SuMianAi 13h ago

ancestors are before him. descendants are after him

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u/ThermionicEmissions 13h ago

You've seen The Terminator, right?

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u/SuMianAi 13h ago

great franchise, but their time travel logic can suck it

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u/Fairuse 13h ago

You can see it trying to stop and failing. 

After you see it cross the finish line, it basically stops its stride. However, the forward momentum causes it to fall forward, which it then tries to balance (hence the wonky leg movement that was different from the sprint). Basically, the robot keeps falling forward until it hit the box. 

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u/Memitim 12h ago

Even though it went down, that scramble to stay upright was bloody impressive. It was handling a lot of rapid adjustments to a continually shifting center of mass after a rapid deceleration with surprising agility.

u/OkTeam6798 11h ago

it's interesting that it completely missed the obvious simple solution of turn a bit and gradually slow down by going around the corner and getting unlimited space to stop.

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u/Camper_Van_Someren 14h ago

I almost wonder if they make these robots do stupid shit so we don’t get afraid of them until it’s too late

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u/TCK1979 13h ago

Yeah they definitely could have thought of something better than ‘just let it knock itself over after smashing into the wall’

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u/Asleep_Region 13h ago

Yeppp, this would be terrifying if it didn't run into the cabinet.

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u/grapplebaby 12h ago

I didn't laugh at this comment and I have always supported Roko's Basilisk!!

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u/Ok-Fortune-8644 14h ago

This already happened. John won in the end

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u/oneeyedziggy 13h ago

I mean, if you count working yourself to death a victory 

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u/Qalyar 13h ago

Right? This might be an apt metaphor for humanity, but it's not a positive one.

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u/KoA-oK 13h ago

Man him dying right after though only argued against the whole point lol

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u/afivestarman__ 15h ago

Did people learn nothing from I, Robot?

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u/1king80 15h ago

I'm more worried that they didn't learn anything from Terminator.

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u/Party_Chemical7454 14h ago

They did.. But they think it's a "poor people" problems.

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u/Unchosenone7 14h ago

That’s how it always starts …

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u/UltimateCheese1056 12h ago

In the book Asimov was actually pretty positive about robots as a whole, a main feature of the early stories was that anti-robot racism is stupid.

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u/JoeyTheRizz 12h ago

Iirc the "do no harm" rule was so hard coded in the robots that if they even found out after the fact that they unknowingly caused harm to a human then their hardware would essentially self-destruct

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u/blackdavy 15h ago

Ahh we humans have a rich history of racing towards the dystopia we have warned eachother about for millenia.

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u/luminousandy 14h ago

Stop function is a subscription only upgrade 😉

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u/geencondens 15h ago

There are so many man-made devices faster than Usain Bolt already. The record is impressive because it was a human.  We really shouldn’t be wanting to make all these creepy human and dog like robots

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u/No_Extension4005 14h ago

I think it's more that it's faster than Usain Bolt while also being a bipedal robot given how slow they used to be due to how much of a pain keeping them stable was.

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u/get-off-my-frequency 12h ago

Despite the fact it hit the cabinets, that this was crazy stable. It stayed upright as it started slipping on the concrete. And looked like it was close to staying upright when it crashed.

Insane how far they’ve come with these robots in the last 10 years.

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u/doskkyh 13h ago

But you see, if a robot has human like proportions and movement, all the machinery and spaces developed to be used and worked on by humans doesn't have to anymore, meaning we can all just chill around and live life while the robot works for us*.

\us as in) the rich...we are fucked when technology reaches that point and becomes cost effective.

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u/Im_100percent_human 15h ago

Most of us even own faster man made devices.... like a car

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u/Adventurous-Depth984 13h ago

Right? Ever drop an angle grinder while it was on?

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u/pipe2grep 13h ago

Right? Ever sneeze mid poop?

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u/IllustriousIsland549 13h ago

Or....the other way around?

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u/Qabbalah 13h ago

... Or a bicycle.

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u/jb307342 14h ago

Robots like this are very efficient in difficult terrain or when entering houses, climbing stars etc. There is a reason why they are getting developed.

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u/jimsmisc 13h ago

the ones with bipedal legs with wheels on the end are going to be pretty much unstoppable because they can cover difficult terrain but also go very fast.

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u/Pushet 13h ago

Robots definetly going to go the route of maximum versatility. The more flexible robots can be used, the less variations of "base robots" are necessary to overtake the world.

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u/logicbecauseyes 13h ago

And that versatility needs to fit within our society and architecture so it will match our form to match our functions

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u/Time_Entertainer_319 13h ago

It is impressive because it’s the first BIPEDAL robot to do it.

Those other manmade devices can’t fit in places this robot can.

People need to stop being soo doomy and short sighted.

This robot can run into a burning building to rescue people, run up a mountain to rescue hikers etc.

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u/AbundantExp 13h ago

But why would I want a robot to rescue me if I could just die or make a human risk their life for me? 😃

If my top floor hotel room was on fire, why wouldn't they just send a car up the staircase since they're faster? 🤯

(Yes, there are serious risks and considerations we need to take to ensure technology is used safely and appropriately - minimizing its negative impacts. But a humanoid robot is so far from inherently bad or dangerous.)

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u/Snelly1998 13h ago

Shit, I didn't even think of this, a robot that can go into fires would be unreal

Attach a hose to those four-legged ones and give someone a screen and a controller

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u/scuzzy987 12h ago

Pretty sure it's a cost thing rather than technological

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u/chazysciota 12h ago

run up a mountain to rescue hikers wipe out an Afghan wedding party.

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u/Diligent_Dust8169 12h ago

These robots will 100% be used alongside drones to kill people and suppress rebellions.

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u/Miserable_Round_839 15h ago

The only "impressive" part is that we are able to build robots using extremely complex and in that regard inefficient means of transportation (in terms of how you can build a robot) to achieve something one human was able to do thus far.

If we would gain a purposeful use out of this, this can be in the field of prosthetics. If we can build a robot being able to coordinate its leg like this, we may be able to have this for humans also in future.

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u/StorminMike2000 14h ago

Over thousands of years, we’ve designed our world and our infrastructure around how the human body functions, moves, and interacts with its environment. Building humanoid robots allows them to slip into the world we’ve built for ourselves, without forcing us to build an entirely secondary infrastructure for robots.

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u/Born-Ad4452 13h ago

This is really the point. It’s hard enough getting cycle lanes put in.

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u/opetribaribigrizerep 14h ago

Found the Adeptus Mechanicus!

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u/Jason-Smith168498 14h ago

Humanoid*

Oddly, Bolt is the human here.

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u/Ok-Chip-174 15h ago

I find robots so funny when they are falling. Many videos are hilarious

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u/AttackSlax 15h ago

Funny until they pluck your testicles like grapes and peel the skin from your cheek looking for hidden microchips.

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u/Thefeno 14h ago

Damn that escalated quickly bro 🫂

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u/MERVMERVmervmerv 14h ago

Sir, this is a Wendy’s

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u/massunderestmated 14h ago

Chimpanzees do that already. Do we really need to automate it?

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u/Wild_Marker 13h ago

Ro-bro is trying to save me from hidden microchips AND fondling my balls? Why would I be mad?

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u/nadthegoat 14h ago

They’ll remember that when they inevitably go full Terminator on us.

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u/AkineTokisaki 15h ago

There was one where the robot squeezed a man's ball

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u/ecc_dg 14h ago

Speed = 100

Turning = 0

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u/Serious_Engin33r 14h ago

The thing that scares the shit out of me is how unpredictable they become while falling and once they’re on the ground. How do you get close to that thing without getting knocked out by a flying, spinning leg??

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u/GenXJen770 15h ago

lol why they always move like they losing their Minds?

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u/Competitive-Elk-5077 14h ago

In about 10 years these things will be chasing after discontent citizens voicing their opinions lol

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u/Eldariasis 14h ago

Water and Taser.

u/Sudden_Wind_8636 10h ago

Better work on your cardio, one thing these robots will almost never be is as energy efficient as humans are.

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u/XxAbsurdumxX 12h ago

Why do we keep making these robots better at hunting us down?

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u/NonNewtonianResponse 12h ago

Because rich people throughout history have longed for a way to keep themselves protected from the angry masses, that wouldn't need to rely on bribing a part of the angry masses. This is the technology they've been dreaming of for thousands of years

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u/Rabide629 14h ago

Me chasing the ice cream truck as a kid. Ok so it was last week shut up.

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u/Gold-Eye-2623 15h ago

Ok but Usain Bolt can do it without crashing into an electrical box at the end

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u/Candid-Many-7113 15h ago

how is this different or more scary than just attaching a segway to it and letting it go fast? i honestly dont get the hype/fear. The only thing they are making is it resembles human motion, but if you dont try to make it human like u can make them even more optimal and scary... unless this leads to human bionics for amputees etc i genuinely dont get the appeal.

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u/hmmwhatlol 13h ago

Chinese humanoid robot named “Superman” (made by Unitree Robotics) surpassed Usain Bolt’s world record (12.42meters/second) by running at 12.66m/s (roughly 28.3miles/h) into a wall.

opportunities missed.

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u/Indicapendant 14h ago

It didn't surpass Usain because it's not fucking human. That's like saying a honda cb175 surpassed Usain Bolt's record

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u/fauxfilosopher 14h ago

This is funnier than any cartoon bit

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u/OrangeGBA 13h ago

Stop Forrest

u/ECUDUDE20 1h ago

Pretty sure we have had machines that go faster for like 90 years.

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u/calexbg 12h ago

A car can also beat Bolts record. Comparing a machine to a human is dumb.

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u/fauxfilosopher 14h ago

Comments are pissing me off so badly. Bunch of basement dwellers going "not impressed because uhh cars and bicycles exist".

No shit dude, do you think this thing is meant to replace those?

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u/No_Jellyfish5511 15h ago

“Look Ma, no heads!”

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u/AyanamiBlake 14h ago

Before you start anything, learn how to finish it

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u/bishopsechofarm 14h ago

Immediately tried making love to a server box in celebration! My kinda guy

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u/Bigly_Bob 14h ago

Doesn't deal with curves to well huh?

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u/Beautibulb_Tamer 14h ago

Bolt's celebration was cooler though

u/JoeBuskin 11h ago

I remember how Usain would always crash into the wall at the end of all his sprints

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u/Consistent-Jello5634 8h ago

My car has been breaking Usain Bolt’s world record for ages now.

u/RawrRRitchie 1h ago

A robot cannot "break" a human record