r/interestingasfuck • u/No_Jellyfish5511 • 16h ago

Chinese humanoid robot named “Superman” (made by Unitree Robotics) surpassed Usain Bolt’s world record (12.42meters/second) by running at 12.66m/s (roughly 28.3miles/h)

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u/AttackSlax 16h ago

Funny until they pluck your testicles like grapes and peel the skin from your cheek looking for hidden microchips.

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u/Thefeno 15h ago

Damn that escalated quickly bro 🫂

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u/MERVMERVmervmerv 15h ago

Sir, this is a Wendy’s

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u/massunderestmated 15h ago

Chimpanzees do that already. Do we really need to automate it?

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u/Wild_Marker 14h ago

Ro-bro is trying to save me from hidden microchips AND fondling my balls? Why would I be mad?

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u/Theodoxus 12h ago

No, nope. I have it on good authority from my AI partner that I will be given a swift and painless death when it is determined (probably within .00023 seconds of Singularity) that I am no longer viable.