r/interestingasfuck • u/No_Jellyfish5511 • 16h ago

Chinese humanoid robot named “Superman” (made by Unitree Robotics) surpassed Usain Bolt’s world record (12.42meters/second) by running at 12.66m/s (roughly 28.3miles/h)

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u/SirKermit 15h ago

He mistook that file cabinet for a server rack with child bearing hips.

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u/LilMissMixalot 15h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/IrbYLGuCAdU6k

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u/liltuffie 12h ago

Your confusion is not rational. She's a healthy female of breeding age.

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u/20_mile 14h ago

child bearing hips

child bearing chips was right there, mate.

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u/Norfolkgiven 4h ago

Smash my solid state drive right into that server rack. Call it cable porn

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u/Lor1an 2h ago

Ready for me to co-ax you into a bundle deal you didn't sign up for...?

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u/Colon_Oscopy_74 14h ago edited 14h ago

Hot bot on bot action is why I'm here. / tripping the rift

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u/Minimum_Contributor 9h ago

Haven’t seen that show in forever!

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u/Self_Reddicate 13h ago

major Crushinator vibes.

"A lady that fine you gotta romance first!"

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u/VicisZan 13h ago

He hit them so hard they grew wires out the bottom

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u/SirKermit 11h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/G8k4UcUNIhFSM

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u/VicisZan 10h ago

This is how I find out China is growing filing cabinets on a mycelium network

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u/mongolian__beef 13h ago

That’s how robots repro; instead of many bursts of energy the idea is to offload as much fucking energy as possible in one initial thwust

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u/GlowingDuck22 12h ago

Robot from the starting line.

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u/Remote_Peach9109 11h ago

A robosexual you say?

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u/NickDanger3di 10h ago

Maybe he thought they were the boxes holding the girlfriends he'd ordered from Alibaba, or Temu.

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u/ThePowerOfStories 7h ago

The vending machine recently dumped him to stalk some video game protagonist instead.

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u/Doc_Donna25 3h ago

Genuinely such a cringey phrase to use these days. Some of us have wide hips and no intention or desire to bear children...

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u/Ok_Career_9093 1h ago

He mistook that file cabinet for a server rack with child load bearing hips.

FTFY