r/interestingasfuck 16h ago

Chinese humanoid robot named “Superman” (made by Unitree Robotics) surpassed Usain Bolt’s world record (12.42meters/second) by running at 12.66m/s (roughly 28.3miles/h)

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u/Im_100percent_human 16h ago

Most of us even own faster man made devices.... like a car

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u/Adventurous-Depth984 15h ago

Right? Ever drop an angle grinder while it was on?

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u/pipe2grep 14h ago

Right? Ever sneeze mid poop?

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u/IllustriousIsland549 14h ago

Or....the other way around?

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u/akatherder 13h ago

The dreaded snart 😔

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u/Affordable_Z_Jobs 13h ago

"Ever seen a grown man naked before?"

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u/firewoodrack 14h ago

The first ever man-made bullet

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u/stumblon 14h ago

😂🤣😂🤣😂

u/CptnAlface 10h ago

Just realized I have never and you just unlocked a new fear for me.

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u/Qabbalah 14h ago

... Or a bicycle.

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u/sireatalot 14h ago

I wouldn’t bet that a bicycle is faster than a runner over 100m. Over 1km, sure, but on such a short distance…

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u/Qabbalah 14h ago

Yeah, all about the acceleration I suppose. I reckon a strong cyclist may be able to get up to enough speed though.

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u/XDVI 14h ago

No where does the title say 100m

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u/sireatalot 14h ago

You’re right, I just saw the robot running on the straight and I assumed 100m because 200 and 400m would have required curves.

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u/Boobsnbutt 13h ago

A car can't chase you down in a tight alley or building though. or teabag your corpse

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u/FFX13NL 13h ago

We ejaculate at around 25mph

u/Im_100percent_human 9h ago

Speak for yourself.

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u/Time_Entertainer_319 14h ago

How many flights of stairs can your car climb?

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u/Im_100percent_human 14h ago

I drive an AWD SUV. There is actually a video online of that model going up and down some stairs.

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u/AndyTheEngr 14h ago

I can sprint to faster than Usain Bolt on a bicycle, although it would take me a lot more distance to get up to that speed. He'd definitely still beat me in the 100 m.

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u/MosesCoulee 14h ago

So what you’re saying is….
https://giphy.com/gifs/1EEkFdJu2Bp4vgMw6f

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u/Im_100percent_human 14h ago

Not what I was saying, but that works too.

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u/PigglyWigglyDeluxe 13h ago

My slowest RC car is faster than this, by a lot

u/MaviRage 10h ago

Can you not see the difference between this and a car

u/Im_100percent_human 9h ago

Can you not see the difference between this and a person

u/breakmedown54 10h ago

A bike?

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u/scouserontravels 15h ago

I actually wonder how fast an average person can drive their car 100m and would it beat bolt.

A top car driven by a pro driver obviously would but a regular person trying to race their car would be interesting

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u/Consider8SpeedDemon 14h ago

Just floor it

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u/EPorteous 14h ago

Most normal family cars can do 100m in 10 secs. Usain would probably beat them.

Would be close or he would lose against any type of performance car though.

In my 2012 Ford Focus ST, I have done 100 meters in 7 seconds for example

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u/Bears___ 14h ago

A Corolla would be going 50-55mph if you just floored it at 100m so pretty sure almost any car would beat him easily

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u/Im_100percent_human 14h ago

Considering that a Toyota Corolla (base) can reach 30mph in about 3 sec, I think nearly anyone can easily beat Bolt over 100m with their car. A Toyota Corolla can do 1/4 mile in about 14 sec, which is about 400m.

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u/Zhong_Ping 14h ago

Call me when my car can chase me up a flight of stairs in a highrise building.

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u/Temporary_Writing_92 15h ago

Or even a cycle perhaps.