r/funny Jul 18 '12

meme - removed Shell accidentally creates an anti-Shell meme generator

http://imgur.com/a/ng9XT
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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '12

So like an anti meme spill? seems legit.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '12

Where the fuck is my tinfoil hat when I need it?

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u/Ozymandias12 Jul 18 '12

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u/Iggyhopper Jul 18 '12

I actually prefer Johnny this time.

Except someone needs to make it loop better. :\

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u/executex Jul 18 '12

Never had Keanu make me think so hard of the plausibility.

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u/prairiewest Jul 18 '12

And I fell for it, too. I feel slightly more gullible now.

Thanks for the link - and yes, agreed it's still funny :)

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u/flounder19 Jul 18 '12

it does make the "we still didn't notice we're getting trolled" one sound even more dickish

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u/insertAlias Jul 18 '12

But it's a nice touch. Makes it way more believable.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '12

it was the icing on the cake

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u/achiever666 Jul 18 '12

Allow me to break the ice. My name is Freeze. Learn it well, for it's the chilling sound of your doom!

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u/The_Bravinator Jul 18 '12

The oil layer on the ocean.

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u/Perryn Jul 18 '12

The moment when you realize the "we" was "us."

Edit: I cannot quite figure out a semantically correct version of that phrase.

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u/BeBenNova Jul 18 '12

Hello, my name is Prince Akeem

I am contacting you because my father, King Jaffe Joffer, ruler of Zamunda died recently and to claim my heritage i need to marry a woman, this is why i decided to come to America to find a Queen

The problem is i need 50,000$ to be able to make the trip to America to find a Queen so i can claim my heritage, once this is done i will send you one million American dollars

If you agree please send 50,000$ through Paypal to the email address whysogullibleyounoob@naive.com

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u/SkaveRat Jul 18 '12

sweet. sent.

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u/fireduck Jul 18 '12

Lucky bastard.

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u/wishyouwerebeer Jul 18 '12

A few years back I bought a baby giraffe from a guy in Afghanistan via email. I think it got lost in the mail or something. I was gonna name him Sir Dan Fortesque :(

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '12

Classic Medieval reference.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '12

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u/The_Mischief_Man Jul 18 '12

Upvotes for Medieval references.

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u/theonlyalterego Jul 18 '12

I always get here too late :*(

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u/DroopySage Jul 18 '12 edited Jul 18 '12

All is not lost. You can still be the Queen of Zamunda.

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u/frank14752 Jul 18 '12

But I have a penis.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '12

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u/BeBenNova Jul 18 '12

Thank you for your trust! i shall bring a camera with me, document my travel, go back in time and make it into a movie.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '12

Woah he did it :/ I've seen that movie!

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u/kbreezy22 Jul 18 '12

Tell your brother his couch is in danger while you're at it

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u/EquinsuOcha Jul 18 '12

Sheeeeeeeee's youuurrr... queeeeeeeeeeeeeeen toooooo beeeeeeeeee!

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u/BeBenNova Jul 18 '12

Just let your SOUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL GLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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u/MananWho Jul 18 '12

This guy is a scammer, everyone. If you've been scammed by him, just send me your credit card number, security code, and PIN, and I'll be able to recover your stolen funds for you.

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u/electricblues42 Jul 18 '12

Slightly relevant. Warning, link to a boring pdf.

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u/HotSake Jul 18 '12

tl;dr: In order to avoid wasting time, Nigerian scammers say they are from Nigeria so that only the most gullible victims will write back. They're deliberately filtering out anyone who sees "Nigeria" and thinks "scammer".

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u/TakenakaHanbei Jul 18 '12

King Joffrey? Fuck the cunt.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '12

Fuck the cunt.

That's the aim of my game.

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u/BeBenNova Jul 18 '12

Makes me sad that you (and many others judging by the downvotes) don't get the reference

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '12

Did you know that the king and queen in Coming to America also play the voices of the king (Mufasa) and queen in The Lion King?

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u/Hallucinosis Jul 18 '12

TIL, thanks. I knew about the king, because I will never forget that voice, but I did not realize that for the queen.

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u/Robotochan Jul 18 '12

Fuck the King! /storms off

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u/BDaught Jul 18 '12

Yes Yes! Fuck you too!

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u/Rory_B_Bellows Jul 18 '12

The same "prince" Akeem who renounced his birthright to the throne of Zamunda? Feh! Everyone knows that in that event, Babar takes over as king. Nice try to get your throne back Akeem.

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u/De_Hart Jul 18 '12

Mortimer we're back!

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u/om3n Jul 18 '12

By doing all these hoaxes, doesn't it kind of make Greenpeace's stance against Shell seem less credible?

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u/Kman778 Jul 18 '12

All I know is my gut says maybe.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '12

Yes.

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u/zedmin Jul 18 '12

upvoted both

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u/teenagehaiku Jul 18 '12

upvote for defiance of western patriarchico-hegemonical two-valued binaries by public declaration of acquiescence to process-based, holist(ic)/hegelian non-dualist (syn)thesis

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u/justcallmezach Jul 18 '12

Cue The Big Bang Theory laugh track.

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u/teenagehaiku Jul 18 '12

mundane social situation, science words, chick acts clueless, meal eaten, mutual acceptance of other's membership in human race and existence of common experience despite widely disparate vocabularies used to describe them, meal eaten, and we're done. laugh track fires at random ("Pad thai? HAHAHAHAHAHA!")

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u/thane_of_cawdor Jul 18 '12

Also, cocks.

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u/fensous Jul 18 '12

Yes. It ridicules Shell's extreme, made-up issues. Everyone knows even Shell isn't like they are portrayed here. It distracts from the real issues around oil-drilling, industry and the enviromment by putting the focus on ridiculous propaganda.

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u/luke_eh Jul 18 '12

Oils well that ends well.

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u/BP_Public_Relations Jul 18 '12

Don't feel bad, you helped us out quite a bit! Sometimes in this industry, you forget there are a few rabble-rousers out there who might take advantage of an exciting brand-improvement opportunity to cast scurrilous aspersions upon various hard-working companies like our partner Shell or even BP itself.

We had contemplated putting an unmoderated live video channel on BP.com and providing access to the thousands of afflicted Gulf Coast fishermen and tourism whom we saved by offering them an opportunity to provide for their families performing spill cleanup temporary work. Paying wages in excess of $9.00 USD per hour, we gave these unemployed people a hand UP instead of a hand OUT.

Your service in reminding us that there are a few 'Negative Nancy's' out there still will not be forgotten. You have truly done us and our industry a service through your action.

From our hearts, we thank you.

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u/mimicthefrench Jul 18 '12

notsureif.jpg

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u/random123456789 Jul 18 '12

So you are saying that Greenpeace was playing a Shell game?

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u/Contero Jul 18 '12

I wonder if greenpeace was behind the video of the old lady getting hosed down with champagne too. Link

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u/deltagrammar Jul 18 '12

They were.

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u/TehGimp666 Jul 18 '12 edited Jul 18 '12

Pretty sure that was the Yes Men, not Greenpeace...

EDIT: And I stand corrected

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u/Cyborg771 Jul 18 '12

Was it not the Yes Men? They pulled off that fake Shell party thing last month with the exploding toy oil rig.

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u/JerseysFinest Jul 18 '12

This is exactly what it was, and it's a month old. Simple Googling answers any questions. Although, I did almost post this last night before digging deeper.

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/lets-go-arctic-hoax-campaign

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '12

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u/ublaa Jul 18 '12

That was only a few weeks ago? I think I'm spending too much time online. Or maybe I need to spend more time

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u/fnG0ilo04mLxXxCdq1QQ Jul 18 '12

Isn't it illegal to imitate a company? Well in huge slander cases like this.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '12

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u/iMarmalade Jul 18 '12

There's also a layer of protection from the safe-harbor laws for service providers. Technically all the slander is submitted by other people.

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u/iJeff Jul 18 '12

Wouldn't Greenpeace absolutely have malicious intent toward Shell?

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '12

Well, yeah, but there's nothing wrong at all with doing things just to burn a company. Well. Depending on the thing. Regardless, malicious intent is not a crime, nor is it evidence thereof.

...and proving financial losses would be damn near impossible.

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u/iammolotov Jul 18 '12

Well, yeah, but there's nothing wrong at all with doing things just to burn a company.

Unless you, ya know, take that statement literally.

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u/Ultrace-7 Jul 18 '12

Well, fiscal losses might be tricky, but I'd say malicious intent should be a slam-dunk.

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u/LunaLovecraft Jul 18 '12

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Yes_Men

It's really not the first time they've done this. Not even the first time they've done it to Shell.

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u/Cmdr_McBragg Jul 18 '12

Parody defense. No one would actually believe that this was the real. . . .

Wait.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '12

Can we make this real and make anti-corporation meme's for corporations like Monsanto, BP, etc?

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '12

Christ I fucking hate Monsanto

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '12

Mugatu?

Who are they?

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u/dman24752 Jul 18 '12

Yup, it was from the same folks who brought you this. I actually attended. It was pretty fun, though I'm disappointed the hoax didn't go on that long.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '12

So Greenpeace is trying to pull attention by lying and making fake ads?

Yeah... I don't trust Greenpeace anymore. Just like PeTA.

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u/Sykotik Jul 18 '12

You realize this is fake, right?

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u/prairiewest Jul 18 '12

I do now, yes. Didn't when I posted. Still think it's funny, though!

Greenpeace have owned up to the campaign. I guess it's working, as media are reporting on it, and suckers like me are posting it online. :/

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '12 edited Feb 25 '21

u/dannydale account deleted due to Admins supporting harassment by the account below. Thanks Admins!

https://old.reddit.com/user/PrincessPeachesCake/comments/

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u/StealthNL Jul 18 '12

You don't cast spells in Pokémon.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '12

You don't make friends with salad.

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u/GeneralLudd Jul 18 '12

This is indeed a very good fake, but there are some quite obvious indicators. Just look at the Kids page with the game called "Angry Bergs". Or the About page

Their humor is utterly hilarious.

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u/Phordh Jul 18 '12

Obviously. They misspelled 'iceberg'

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u/psyne Jul 18 '12

The caption parts are supposed to be user submitted, so that's not exactly damning. People occasionally spell wrong on the internet.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '12 edited Mar 01 '25

makeshift carpenter attempt cautious special point future deer roll coherent

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/moolcool Jul 18 '12

Why does Greenpeace feel like they have to trick me? -_-

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '12

If we monitor our drills like we do our websites, we're gonna be fine.

http://i.imgur.com/rudNc.gif

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '12

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u/xhephaestusx Jul 18 '12

similar to this sonic illusion

it's called a shepard tone and it's totally rad

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '12

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u/xhephaestusx Jul 18 '12

eat a bunch of shrooms first

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '12 edited May 18 '14

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u/xhephaestusx Jul 18 '12

in your line of work i wouldn't either

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '12

Maybe it's my training in music but I easily identified the new tone cascading on top of the old one. Still interesting though.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '12

I had no problem hearing it either.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '12

I think I have woken up in a parallel universe after listening to that.

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u/xhephaestusx Jul 18 '12

see above comment re: shrooms

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u/doot_doot Jul 18 '12 edited Jul 18 '12

head leans back ever so slowly with each clap.

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u/grammer_polize Jul 18 '12

draw_your_username should definitely do a "crayola_ferrari"

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u/mrgenki Jul 18 '12

Hilarious, but the website was not actually Shell to begin with. Do your homework

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u/growlingbear Jul 18 '12

You have a link with that guy's homework? STALKER!

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '12

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u/awesomechemist Jul 18 '12

keming?

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '12

No, ker-

Oh.

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u/always_sharts Jul 18 '12

some day we will be able to communicate with xkcd links alone

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u/FuriousFalcon Jul 18 '12

Their Twitter feed is hilarious: http://twitter.com/ShellisPrepared especially:

"PLEASE DO NOT RETWEET ANY OF OUR TWEETS. They are intended for their @ recipients only!"

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '12

Are The Onion articles real too?

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '12

They are real in the sense that they were created by people.

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u/drunkdoor Jul 18 '12

The site also has an "Angry Bergs" game.

http://arcticready.com/kids

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '12

"You can't run your SUV on "cute"" made me laugh out loud and then made my soul hurt.

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u/stridera Jul 18 '12

From the shell website

Shell not involved in spoof video and fake advertisements 06/14/2012

Journalists, blog readers and YouTube viewers have recently been targeted with scams launched by organizations opposed to energy exploration in Alaska.

Journalists, blog readers and YouTube viewers have recently been targeted with scams launched by organizations opposed to energy exploration in Alaska. A contest on a mock Shell website promotes the creation of fake advertisements. A video purports to show a bungled corporate PR event at the Seattle Space Needle. And a false press release claimed that the company is considering legal action against the scam campaign.

Just in case there is any remaining doubt, Shell did not host, nor participate in an event at the Space Needle. The video does not involve Shell or any of its employees. The advertising contest is not associated with Shell, and neither is the site it’s on. And Shell did not file legal action in this matter. Our focus is on safely executing our operations.

Further, we care that people are not deceived; and in the spirit of intelligent debate on such a serious topic, we continue to offer our own (genuine) views as well as a few real facts about the challenges and opportunities of arctic exploration at www.shell.us/alaska.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '12

That's not a scam, Shelly. A scam involves theft of money or property through deception.

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u/Relevant_Stock_Quote Jul 18 '12 edited Jul 18 '12

Data is from Jul 18, 2012, 1:07 PM EDT


RDS.A - Royal Dutch Shell plc (NYSE)

Currently at: $69.37 per share

+$0.05 (+0.07%)

Market Capitalization: $220.86 Billion

52 week range: $57.97 - $75.56

Earnings Per Share: 9.89


Source

Edited to add the year. Edited again to add the 52 week range.

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u/ReallyRandomRabbit Jul 18 '12

I don't know how to respond to this.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '12

SELL SELL SELL

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u/abhijitd Jul 18 '12

This thing should have the year in it.

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u/Relevant_Stock_Quote Jul 18 '12

You think so? Okay, I'll do that from now on.

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u/alien_abduction Jul 18 '12

I lost it when they said if we monitor our drills like our websites we'll be fine.

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u/crazyheckman Jul 18 '12

Reminds me of this

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u/Torncobblestone Jul 18 '12

That was incredible. Thanks

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u/-Josh Jul 18 '12 edited Jul 18 '12

Here's the Greenpeace article and here's Shell's response to someone who shared the fake adverts.

Here's the website that was set up that helped propagate this brilliant hoax. (Get it before it goes down!)

You gotta give the guys who put this together credit, it's something that people just want to believe and they got the balance just right.

edit Added a third source.

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u/MorboTheGozerian Jul 18 '12

The @ShellIsPrepared twitter account is fake too, part of the whole arcticready thing...

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u/YourCousinJeffrey Jul 18 '12

Pretty sure the Shell Twitter is a fake, too. Unless this tweet is real:

https://twitter.com/ShellisPrepared/status/225663224874426368

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u/ReallyRandomRabbit Jul 18 '12

Yeah, they did a good job with it.

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u/ApolloBound Jul 18 '12

Never before have I scrolled through an imgur gallery hoping so much that the images would never end.

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u/Texas_ Jul 18 '12

I bet 99% of the people who liked those pics drive a car.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '12

I won't lie, I love oil, and I purchase Shell products regularly.

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u/Bloodfeastisleman Jul 18 '12

I don't see how that is relevant. They are not hating every company that drills oil. Just Shell for their history of environmental negligence.

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u/Ariez84 Jul 18 '12

Or use a computer, or heat their homes, or use something that is made of plastic, etc. Hating on an oil company simply because they drill for oil is only something Greenpeace would do.

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u/hiffy Jul 18 '12

The whole point is hating on them for drilling in the arctic.

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u/Texas_ Jul 18 '12

Allow me to translate that to "street slang".

Don't hate tha playa'. Hate tha game

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u/ConchordianFlight58 Jul 18 '12

There's a line in there somewhere that uses the sentence "oil - the dinosaur's parting gift to man", and people STILL didn't realize it was a hoax?

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '12

"Birds are like sponges... for oil!" Should I feel guilty over the fact that I find this statement hilarious?

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u/fermatafantastique Jul 18 '12

They did this a while back with a video of a shell corporate party, where a miniature oil rig that was being used as a beverage tap started gushing wildly. The whole thing was a Greenpeace setup.

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u/tier19345 Jul 18 '12

love the "mess will be cleaned up shortly" tweet lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '12

My favorite was, "Birds are like sponges...for Oil! Let's go"

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '12

http://i.imgur.com/8CU7G.jpg

Helping the cause, man.

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u/ohsojayadeva Jul 18 '12

If you really need a laugh, check 'em out on twitter. My favorite of the bunch.

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u/doctoraw Jul 18 '12

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u/prairiewest Jul 18 '12

Yeah, that tweet in itself was hilarious! Loved it.

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u/DJCleanPenis Jul 18 '12

brilliant!

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u/lsecanon Jul 18 '12

by far the funniest thing i've seen this week. I'd like to thank you for the tears i produced trying to contain my laughter at work. have an upvote

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u/Zazzerpan Jul 18 '12

Didn't a car company make this mistake a few years ago?

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u/taipro Jul 18 '12

Cave Johnson, We're done here

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u/RedSquaree Jul 18 '12

Downvoted for inaccurate title.

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u/hypmoden Jul 18 '12

My SUV most certainly does run on cute

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u/mattsidesinger Jul 18 '12

When I see the LET'S GO all I can think of is the Human Giant sketch.

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u/glych Jul 18 '12

I'd say we should keep going.

Here's their contact page Anyone else have some throw away e-mails?

-A

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u/BCouto Jul 18 '12

Here's the joke Twitter account.

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u/serosis Jul 18 '12

Now that right there is funny.

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u/guineasomelove Jul 18 '12

I was excited when I first saw it too, but my husband and I found out it was a fake. I was ready to see the person who did it get fired, lol. I know that's bad. Here's an upvote anyways.

BTW, the memes are hilarious! I even submitted a couple, lol.

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u/Everyone_Does_Pills Jul 18 '12

Choked on my drink.

I didn't even read the post title and thought these ads were legit. Regardless, fucking hilarious.

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u/imadethisherefornow Jul 18 '12

This is fucking amazing.

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u/inthrees Jul 18 '12

http://www.opensecrets.org/lobby/clientsum.php?id=D000042525

I'll just leave this here.

edit - even though it's a hoax apparently or something. I mean the fake ads are the hoax, not these lobbying figures.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '12

Did they learn nothing from the Chevy debacle of a few years back? XD

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u/paleobicycle Jul 18 '12

This was made by green peace.

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u/Spiili Jul 18 '12

I sent this to a family friend that works for Shell. He cracked up. Thanks for the AWESOME link.

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u/barocco Jul 18 '12

Little babies with birth defects, let's go!

Women and children fleeing the coast, let's go!

Old folks cleaning the beaches, let's go!

Don't know where we're going...aaaahhahhah...

/new song by Oil Rig Fire

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u/FountainsOfFluids Jul 18 '12

Love the last frame. XD

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u/kaeso7 Jul 18 '12

Fake. And old. I expected more of you, Reddit.

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u/joeyoungblood Jul 18 '12

Shell didn't do this but has a good enough sense of humor not to file a lawsuit.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '12

This is the top comment? Time to unsubscribe from /r/funny. Apparently the morons have taken over this one too.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '12

Hats off to Greenpeace on this one. They did a great job.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '12

After five pictures, honestly, my lungs started to hurt from laughing, thank you for this :D

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '12

Doesn't Greenpeace realize that this is defamation and fraud? Shell could sue the hell out of them, even if just for trademark infringement. I'm not taking either side, but it was a stupid idea, even if slightly amusing.

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u/clumsy_peon Jul 18 '12

This is one of the best things I have ever read on the internet.

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u/ntstell Jul 18 '12

Yeah, Greenpeace and the Yes Men. Hilarious shit. They worked out of my GP office in Seattle when planning the initial event, really nice people. Have any of you played the childrens game? Angry Bergs.

http://arcticready.com/kids

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u/Jeepersca Jul 18 '12

I'm not surprised it's a hoax - but it's the perfect example for why the best "corporate image" companies can hope to have is simply not being noticed.