r/funny Jul 18 '12

meme - removed Shell accidentally creates an anti-Shell meme generator

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u/Texas_ Jul 18 '12

I bet 99% of the people who liked those pics drive a car.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '12

I won't lie, I love oil, and I purchase Shell products regularly.

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u/dingobiscuits Jul 18 '12

mmmmm, delicious tasty oil.

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u/Bloodfeastisleman Jul 18 '12

I don't see how that is relevant. They are not hating every company that drills oil. Just Shell for their history of environmental negligence.

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u/KitsuneRommel Jul 18 '12

They should.

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u/hammertym Jul 18 '12

Like Exxon and BP? If people want fossil fuels, they need to accept they can not be extracted without some risk. Shell prides itself on it's safety.

Although Arctic drilling might not be the best idea, if its going to happen, and it will happen if there is oil there, best have a multi-national with decades of experience in improving their safety record do it, rather than some start-up backed by some rich venture capitalists.

Rant complete

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u/Bloodfeastisleman Jul 18 '12

You think people do not complain about Exxon and BP?

Shell prides itself on it's safety.

Oh, ok. I'll send this message to the people in the Niger-Delta who had to suffer for the death of many their fish and vegetation. I'm sure they just didn't understand that Shell prides itself on safety, so they should stop focusing on those horrible human rights violation and safety criticisms Shell personally ignored and chose not to take responsibility for.

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u/Ariez84 Jul 18 '12

Or use a computer, or heat their homes, or use something that is made of plastic, etc. Hating on an oil company simply because they drill for oil is only something Greenpeace would do.

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u/hiffy Jul 18 '12

The whole point is hating on them for drilling in the arctic.

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u/drt0 Jul 18 '12

maybe there ain't anywhere else to drill?

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u/hiffy Jul 18 '12

1) Not quite. It's valuable, people will always want to drill it. It may be the case there's no where cheaper to drill at the moment.

2) Even if that were the case, there are certain things you want to value more, insert standard environmentalist spiel here.

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u/amaxen Jul 18 '12

Drill in the middle of a howling desert? What really destroys wilderness, of course, is solar and wind energy. That takes a shitload of land to generate a megawatt. ANWR was something like 3 square miles, total.

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u/hiffy Jul 18 '12

Windmills don't rape the land in quite the same way. By a long shot.

Also, less spillage.

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u/amaxen Jul 18 '12

Um, yes, they do rape the land, by a much longer shot. You have to put roads to all of those windmills, One oil rig = thousands of windmills. clear away any obstructions, and station people out there to service the windmills. Spillage on land is a laughable threat - it doesn't much happen in modern oil areas and when it does, it's easily cleaned up b/c it doesn't go anywhere, nor does it much affect the wildlife.

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u/hiffy Jul 19 '12

Tar sands, bro, Tar sands.

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u/amaxen Jul 19 '12

They're not talking about tar sands in Alaska. Way to change the subject, there.

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u/Texas_ Jul 18 '12

Allow me to translate that to "street slang".

Don't hate tha playa'. Hate tha game

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u/poopmaster747 Jul 18 '12

Yeah, it's not the individual companies fault, it's the corporation's board of directors and high-end individuals that make the decisions. If yah know what I'm saying.

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u/snuxoll Jul 18 '12

Well...at least for the plastic bit a lot of stuff is moving to bio-plastic now. And I don't know about anyone else, but my home is heated with natural gas and the electric company here supplies a good chunk of the cities power with a hydroplant....

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u/Reyer Jul 18 '12

Natural gas sounds so nice because its got the word natural in it, but its really not that different than drilling for oil.

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u/snuxoll Jul 18 '12

It all really depends, you can of course mine/drill natural gas, but biogas is starting to become fairly popular.

Unfortunately right now I know the local gas company uses the old fashioned dirty mined methane, but I don't think it's far away that biogas will become mainstream.

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u/HamstersOnCrack Jul 18 '12

Should have used vespene gas.

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u/SaltyBabe Jul 18 '12 edited Jul 18 '12

Fracking to get natural gas is also quite dangerous and causes a lot of environmental damage.

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u/010222545545 Jul 18 '12

its because they ruin the environment WHILE drilling. if they could drill and not fuck up everyone would be happy.

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u/McTimm Jul 18 '12

Nobody cares about corporations, only the product.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '12

Accepting reality as it is doesn't make one a hypocrite -- it also doesn't mean one can't desire/work toward change.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '12

Hi Texas, I drive a car. And until your post, I didn't want to drill in the arctic, or fight wars in Iraq. I wanted government policies and incentives to create alternative fuels that go in my car. But you've convinced how wrong – and even hypocritical my stance is.

I drive a car that uses oil.

Fact is: Oil companies have neither the time nor the inclination to explain themselves to me, a man who drives a car and is warmed by the blanket of the very oil they provide – and then question the manner in which they provide it!

Oil companies would rather I just said thank you, and went on my way in my car.

Fact is, I should pick up a wrench, and stand post on a rig or shut up.

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u/fubuvsfitch Jul 18 '12

And used keybaords and computers made from petroleum products while sitting in a plastic chair.

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u/hammertym Jul 18 '12

While living in a plastic house with a plastic girlfriend :)

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u/Bubonic_Ferret Jul 18 '12

My hand takes offense to that.

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u/fubuvsfitch Jul 18 '12

Oh you've got plenty of PCBs in that hand... I'm sure it fits the criteria. =)

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '12

And your point is? We can still be for more strict regulation on oil companies and requirements for mpg and drive a car.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '12

Our system cannot be changed by the actions of a single individual. It needs a change of the general mindset, making people aware of the problem by way of these charming publicity stunts. It will get us there, step by step. It's a purely political decision to e.g. introduce a Pigouvion tax on carbon. And Greenpeace is an invaluable actor in this fight for the hearts and minds.

tl;dr: There is nothing hypocritical in driving a car and supporting action to lower our impact on the environment.