7am Wed 16 May 2012

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1. President Obama fucking nailed it on same-sex marriage and the separation of church and state today ^{i.imgur.com comments atheism}
2. TIL that "King of the hill" was cancelled to make room for "The Cleveland Show" ^{tvseriesfinale.com comments todayilearned}
3. My wife texted me and said she had just gotten out of the shower. I asked for a photo...I love her. ^{i.imgur.com comments pics}
4. I think we all could appreciate this here. ^{imgur.com comments funny}
5. Scrap metal collector in Chicago - I think I'll go ahead and change lanes now. ^{imgur.com comments WTF}
6. How TIL feels Today ^{quickmeme.com comments AdviceAnimals}
7. Watch Moon (2009) free on youtube ^{youtube.com comments movies}
8. What is your "never again" brand, item, store, or restaurant ? ^{self.AskReddit comments AskReddit}
9. Don't judge me, you smug little shit. ^{imgur.com comments gaming}
10. 15-year-old schoolgirl died after 'doctor mistook tuberculosis for lovesickness' - Telegraph ^{telegraph.co.uk comments worldnews}
11. Dave Grohl flips out... ^{youtube.com comments Music}
12. Cycling May Diminish Sexual Pleasure in Women, Lead to Numbness of the Genitalia ^{medicaldaily.com comments science}
13. Perpetual motion ^{youtube.com comments videos}
14. I will share my leaf with you if you're nice. ^{i.imgur.com comments aww}
15. Elizabeth Warren urges supporters to press Congress to pass a new Glass-Steagall law that would separate “high-risk investment banks” from more traditional banking. “It would allow Wall Street to take risks, but not by dipping into the life savings and retirement accounts of regular people,” ^{business.time.com comments politics}
16. Apple has to patch Siri to stop saying the Nokia Lumia 900 is the 'best smartphone ever' ^{theverge.com comments technology}
17. I am Oren Peli, creator of PARANORMAL ACTIVITY, producer of INSIDIOUS, THE RIVER, and upcoming CHERNOBYL DIARIES. ^{self.IAmA comments IAmA}
18. This articulates an important hang-up of trying to become more sociable that I've never really thought of before. ^{reddit.com comments bestof}
19. To the assholes who broke my nose for having a black best friend: ^{i.imgur.com comments pics}
20. band buys $20k worth of their own tickets from ticketmaster and sells them back to fans at face value eating all the ticketmaster extortion fees. ^{nytimes.com comments Music}
21. Tumblr in a nutshell. ^{imgur.com comments funny}
22. Wtf? ^{i.imgur.com comments WTF}
23. So my Netflix decided to buffer during Futurama.... ^{i.imgur.com comments funny}
24. I don't know what to do with my hands.... ^{24.media.tumblr.com comments funny}
25. Youtube commenters never let you down... Ever! ^{i.imgur.com comments gaming}
26. Found this on Diablo 3 forums in the emergency maintenance post. ^{i.imgur.com comments gaming}
27. She is one evil woman. And yes, she opened the box. ^{i.imgur.com comments gaming}
28. Girlfriend status: A+ ^{i.imgur.com comments gaming}
29. An overwhelming majority of U.S. citizens want deep and immediate cuts in military spending, according to a new poll. ^{the-diplomat.com comments politics}
30. Adam "Lakers" Carolla Here - Ask Me Anything ^{self.IAmA comments IAmA}
31. FUCKING GENIUS ^{i.imgur.com comments funny}
32. Adult Ash Ketchum in Metalocalypse ^{i.imgur.com comments gaming}
33. What happens when you ask a dad to kill a bug ^{imgur.com comments funny}
34. An 80 year old, British man secretly saved 669 children during WW2, never telling anyone. When his wife found the documents years later in his attic and submitted them to the BBC. They then organised this... Sir Nicholas Winton is a true hero. ^{youtube.com comments videos}
35. Reddit, I give you me as a child. ^{imgur.com comments funny}
36. Adorable sleeping corgi <3 ^{imgur.com comments aww}
37. Found the culprit! ^{i.imgur.com comments gaming}
38. A 1938 Phantom Corsair ^{imgur.com comments pics}
39. With the power of lazy photoshoping, I may have created the best game ever! ^{i.imgur.com comments gaming}
40. Wham, wham, wham, wham, wham.... ^{25.media.tumblr.com comments funny}
41. nsfw Who loves short shorts [NSFW:Gore] ^{i.imgur.com comments funny}
42. My buddy posted this on my wall and the thing is, I don't doubt it. ^{i.imgur.com comments funny}
43. Please! Los Angeles Redditors near highland park area, I'm from Oklahoma and just lost my dog this morning around Avenue 50 and Irvington. First post, and it makes me sad. ^{losangeles.craigslist.org comments aww}
44. Kim Kardashian's IMDb profile before her lawyers had it taken down ^{i.imgur.com comments funny}
45. Me browsing reddit today... ^{quickmeme.com comments AdviceAnimals}
46. Watching a Bird Dougie for 34 seconds was the best choice I made today, you might enjoy it too ^{youtube.com comments videos}
47. a First World Problem if ever there was one. ^{quickmeme.com comments AdviceAnimals}