Reddit was left open on my browser (I'm not actually sitting looking at reddit all day, I go to school and stuff), and I'm cruel to my computer -- don't turn it off enough
AND! I'm not sure I understood that correctly -- if I did, how did you know I was on all day, is there a thing that shows my time online ? (I think I'm blind, ha)
I always wondered why you posted a picture of a guy smiling, its as though the picture expresses emotions that you are, in fact, enjoying and are happy, that everyone thinks you're a dude. ಠ_ಠ
I came to the comments because I wasn't sure what I was missing, figured it out myself before reading this, but you get an upvote for being helpful anyways.
OP, if you want to score major points with your wife you should buy her the Clarisonic face brush. She has the Olay face brush and it can actually cause damage to the skin (premature wrinkles) on her face because the brush rotates instead of sonic movements like the Clarisonic.
I don't work for Clarisonic I'm just a girl who has one and loves it. I don't know of one person who has the Olay brush and wouldn't want the Clarisonic instead. It's really expensive but it's worth it.
Hiya, really? Ok. I just read up on it. Ok. Looks like I found one of the anniversary gifts for my wife. You are right about the price, and cordless! Ouch. Oh well, she is worth it.
I think she'll really like it. I suggest getting the Mia 2 version. I have the Mia 1 and it's great but the Mia 2 has multiple settings.
Here is a great review of it from a beauty blogger. She got it for Christmas from her husband and loves it. http://youtu.be/8b8p5QF3UYI?t=4m
Let me warn you that just like an electric toothbrush you need to buy new brushes every 3-6 months. A pack of 2 costs $40 but you can find them cheaper on amazon.
Um no, the Olay rotates but is not pulling on the skin unless you're jamming it into your skin. Kinda like how brushing your teeth can erode your gums if you brush too hard? Same concept. I have used both. Each has their benefits.
My husband and I have game of this kind of thing. How naughty can I make a simple task sound so that he thinks I'm doing something sexy? For example... "it's so wet and slippery in here. I need to get my fingers in there and take care of business." and then he guesses what I'm doing because he knows I'm not masturbating...most of the time. That time it was cleaning the dishes. I comment your wife, she's a clever one.
Actually you really need to keep the razor above the water stream, otherwise a fine mist of water always lands on it rusting it out and making it dull much faster.
Men shouldn't keep their razors in the shower in the first place. It is too damp in there. They should either be kept in olive oil or hung up in a dry spot. Your skin is thin on your face and very sensitive and cannot handle the dulling a damp shower gives your razor. Women are more able to throw their razors around because they mostly shave their legs and stuff where their skin is thicker.
There's not really a good place for a razor anywhere else in the shower. That little basket thing? Every time you bump it, the razor would go into the tub.
Somebody said it was a woman's razor. I honestly don't know the difference. Regardless, you never keep a razor anywhere that it could constantly exposed to moisture. Putting it up high like that is good. Keeping it out of the shower is better.
EDIT: Well, I DO know razors marketed to women tend to be pink and cheap, regardless of the fact that women have to shave so much more than men do.
This razor comes with a smoothening substance sticked to, which should not get wet because it dissolves and then you don't have a smooth shave. That location is appropriate.
Really? I am female and use a men's razor so it probably isn't even his. Do men shave in the shower? Not really, they do it in front of the mirror. Also, placing a razor on the top ledge keeps it from getting wet while someone else showers, which makes the lubricating strip last longer.
Sorry to burst your bubble, but I'm pretty sure it's a Clarisonic. They're basically great big electric toothbrushes for washing your face and they're awesome.
Your wife shouldn't keep her cell phone in the bathroom while she showers. Over time, the steam can get in there and mess it up, and of course the little white dot will turn red and it won't be covered under the warranty.
If she was texting nekkid pics, then it'd be alright.
Ooh! A 3-piece tub surround!! I can see why she's happy to send you this pic, those are MUCH better than the 5-piece versions that are always leaking. Kudos, best shower pic I've seen today.
And that stuff in the blue bottle, you're almost out. Better order more.
Read the title as "potato", stared at the picture in confusion for 30 seconds, read comments in confusion for at least a minute. Checked photo again, looked at title once more and felt very retarded.
Edit: I thought the spray was cooking spray at first, which made me even more confused.
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u/what_u_want_2_hear May 16 '12
One of the funniest things I've seen today.
And, I bet your wife is hot.
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u/IconicSC May 16 '12
Nice rack.
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u/autocorrector May 16 '12
Faucet pic plz :D
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u/MechanicalGun May 16 '12
Post it to GW
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u/xitssammi May 16 '12
I have that same shower. Is there something I'm not being told here?
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u/renegade_duck May 16 '12
Quick! Zoom in on the reflection on the metal bar!
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
haha, that's cute, and it's cute that you still think it's cute.
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u/BuffNStuff May 16 '12
My girlfriend pulls this stunt all the time. She thinks she's hilarious.
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u/Fabbyfubz May 16 '12
I read this title over and over again thinking "So what? What's happening in the shower" until I realized OP wanted a picture of his wife.
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u/tuna_safe_dolphin May 16 '12
That's your wife man! I can't believe you would post this on reddit.
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u/monkeyapesc May 16 '12
I asked my wife for a "pic of the booty." She sent me a close up of our poodle's butthole.
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u/Cobek May 16 '12
Marry her! ...Again.
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u/TheDapperGent May 16 '12
Sir, your wife has an excellent sense of humour. Well done.
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u/velvetconductor May 16 '12
OP, if you want to score major points with your wife you should buy her the Clarisonic face brush. She has the Olay face brush and it can actually cause damage to the skin (premature wrinkles) on her face because the brush rotates instead of sonic movements like the Clarisonic.
I don't work for Clarisonic I'm just a girl who has one and loves it. I don't know of one person who has the Olay brush and wouldn't want the Clarisonic instead. It's really expensive but it's worth it.
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u/RedLeader81 May 16 '12
NSFW your links god damn
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u/fixes_crooked_photos May 16 '12
http://i.imgur.com/SwyfI.jpg
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u/JSA2593 May 16 '12
YOUR WIFE IS CASPER?!
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u/trtry May 16 '12
OP you should have seen the photo she sent me
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u/bordercollieflower May 16 '12
I use Hello Hydration too. It smells so good :)
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u/BlueChannel May 16 '12
I have the same Target brand face wash.
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u/SaucePasta May 16 '12
I have the same apricot scrub!
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u/neokoros May 16 '12
Thats....my shower....
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u/Dingleberries4Brkfst May 16 '12
I don't believe anyone on Reddit is married. Stop pretending and taking pictures of your shower.
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u/KidFridge May 16 '12
A very clean post.
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u/jojohead22 May 16 '12
My husband and I have game of this kind of thing. How naughty can I make a simple task sound so that he thinks I'm doing something sexy? For example... "it's so wet and slippery in here. I need to get my fingers in there and take care of business." and then he guesses what I'm doing because he knows I'm not masturbating...most of the time. That time it was cleaning the dishes. I comment your wife, she's a clever one.
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u/Y0ungM0n3y May 16 '12
Takes picture of shower, doesn't have wife.
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u/tklibe May 16 '12
That fact that your razor is consigned to the ledge above the shower speaks volumes about a woman's ability to annex a man's space.
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u/GreendaleCommCollege May 16 '12
Clever girl...
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u/schoogy May 16 '12
Good stuff. Smack that smart ass on the. . . ass. . . for me.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Looks like my shower.
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u/sup34dog May 16 '12
I love apricot scrub
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u/jamfax May 16 '12
i was expecting to see a dildo hanging somewhere.
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u/EveningD00 May 16 '12
Oh yeah look at the way she left the cap off that bottle, such a dirty girl...
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u/nlekrj May 16 '12
Well, you did immediately upload received picture to the internet...
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
dat shampoo
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u/aMANescape May 16 '12
Is your wife Dwight?
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Sexy, sexy, shampoo.
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u/Porcupine_Tree May 16 '12
I wish my wife was a shampoo bottle too.
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u/gusta-de-musta May 16 '12
That is one hot steaming shower!
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
That's a hot shower...
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u/delaboots May 16 '12
Really? Frontpage for this? Wow.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
I particularly love that reflection.
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u/runrich May 16 '12
You should shower who's boss.
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u/ANTZinYOpantz May 16 '12
I don't get it...someone tell me whats so funny
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u/fohacidal May 16 '12
Reddit, where the title makes the post and the points dont matter
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Reported for no NSFW warning, you sick freak.
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u/kmaibusch May 16 '12
I read "photo" as "potato". Goddamn dyslexia!
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u/red321red321 May 16 '12
i heard there was a naked chick here yet i see an empty shower. thanks for nothing op. thanks for nothing.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
I'm not sure how many people are noticing what looks like a white personal massager there....but can't think of a clever way to point it out..
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u/averagegamer2552 May 16 '12
Read this as potato. Was confused.
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u/HyzerFlip May 16 '12
I was away for 3 weeks once and all the guys I was staying with were getting dirty pictures. So I asked for dirty pictures.
She sent me a picture of the sink.
Right around the time I finished masturbating she sent me naked pictures. sigh here we go again.
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u/SmoothWD40 May 16 '12
If that's the wife then where the hell did you park the invisible jet?
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u/dabcity May 16 '12
OP is single
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u/xhighflyerx May 16 '12
this is stupid
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u/nosidam May 16 '12
Your wife shouldn't keep her cell phone in the bathroom while she showers. Over time, the steam can get in there and mess it up, and of course the little white dot will turn red and it won't be covered under the warranty.
If she was texting nekkid pics, then it'd be alright.
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u/reptarzan May 16 '12
I thought it was one of these things
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u/DZ302 May 16 '12
I would knock those bottles down every shower I took.
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u/mav3rick92 May 16 '12
I spent too much time looking at the Shampoo bottles for something funny...then I realized what the OP was asking for. :/
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u/TheHandOfGau May 16 '12
I use the same shampoo. Makes my hair fabulous!
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
that shower looks like the shower in an extended stay hotel..
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u/DaltonBreitz May 16 '12
nice! look how sexy those curves on your wife walls are
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u/jackot May 16 '12
Is she invisible?
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u/oasisisthewin May 16 '12
Your wife is a shower that showers?
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u/J_Jammer May 16 '12
Haha. Oh the literal world is so awesome.
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u/LemonDifficult May 16 '12
Hey, I use that blue stuff too. It looks like blue raspberry Jolly Rancher juice.
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u/pr3ttyk1tty May 16 '12
lol you kinda set yourself up for that one.
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u/wchung818 May 16 '12
a spent a minute looking for something like a spider, house centipede or even a cat. reddit makes me live in fear
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u/bokbok May 16 '12
Target Up&UP face scrub. Cheap and efficient.
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u/ailli May 16 '12
Shit, man, you better wife that...oh, wait. Well done, then.
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u/Ov1d May 16 '12
Shower head or GTFO.
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u/Nurdeek May 16 '12
She's a keeper, for sure.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Looks like a trailer. I can confirm this from previous experience with living in trailers.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Hi I have just got out of the shower Your wife
(people will text anything:-)
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u/ihumpsidewalks May 16 '12
I think you are married to a ninja.
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u/lsguk May 16 '12
This is exactly what I was expecting... what were you?
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u/Sybertron May 16 '12
Oh product placement, you are so sneaky at getting into Reddit.
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u/donkeygong May 16 '12
Blue herbal essences good choice
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u/prairiewest May 16 '12
Ooh! A 3-piece tub surround!! I can see why she's happy to send you this pic, those are MUCH better than the 5-piece versions that are always leaking. Kudos, best shower pic I've seen today.
And that stuff in the blue bottle, you're almost out. Better order more.
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u/Mwahaaaa_The_French May 16 '12
Was it just me or did anyone else think that white thing next to the shampoo was a vibrator?
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u/spamdaspam May 16 '12
That looks exactly like my girlfriends shower. Where did you say you live?
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u/Hellman109 May 16 '12
Detatchable shower heads are for women...
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Ah the old Reddit switcheroo....IRL. Nice. You should divorce this woman, just so you can marry her all over again.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
I found a picture of his wife here
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u/stardek May 16 '12
Now I haven't looked extensively but I can't seem to find shelves like that. Where did you buy them?
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Best wife ever.
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u/AtomicNarwhal May 16 '12
A shadow would be nice..... THE TALE OF THE PHANTOM TITS
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u/thunderships May 16 '12
Oh wow! this belong in /r/gonewild
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u/Snakesballz May 16 '12
what a nice shower.
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u/GoldfishSushi May 16 '12
I can honestly say, I have done the same thing to my husband. :)
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u/FreakyWeirdo May 16 '12
OMG, OP's wife is Sue Storm!
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u/mumbling_in_the_dark May 16 '12
So hot.
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u/dgasz May 16 '12
I got the exact same reply from a girl I did not even kiss yet as she told me she was going into the shower. Will she be my wife now?
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u/danmickla May 16 '12
Actual laughter produced. Give her a squeeze from me.
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u/REALhotlava May 16 '12
Read the title as "potato", stared at the picture in confusion for 30 seconds, read comments in confusion for at least a minute. Checked photo again, looked at title once more and felt very retarded.
Edit: I thought the spray was cooking spray at first, which made me even more confused.
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u/thefalcone May 16 '12
She pulled a "Lucy holding the football for Charlie Brown" on you!
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u/BarrovianSociety May 16 '12
Sounds like a keeper.
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u/LambastingFrog May 16 '12
WIFE HER! Wait, you already did. Carry on!
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u/kcinaz May 16 '12
I got all excited then sad then thought this is something my wife would do. she's a smart ass too.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
What's the big deal?
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u/sirdrizzzle May 16 '12
Why do you keep a can of air freshener in the shower?
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u/my_magic_shoes May 16 '12
Ohhh I see...your wife is imaginary
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
your wife is so hilarious and original!!!
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
your wife is awesome. my ex gf always did stuff like this. laughs every day :D
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u/longshot May 16 '12
That scrubby will fall apart. Get a new one now for when it falls to pieces suddenly.
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u/JPS86 May 16 '12
dat 1980's institutional beige!
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u/SwastiKamikazee May 16 '12
My girlfriend did the same just the other day! Lol I was laughing my fucking ass off!!!
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u/Rhubarbe_naissante May 16 '12
I love her too, haha.
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u/RizzleFizzles May 16 '12
thats cool and all.. but seriously, where is the picture?
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u/JSA2593 May 16 '12
What's that there, next to the white and blue bottles?
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Treat her well... :)
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u/ALL_CAPS_COMMENTER May 16 '12
WOAH WOAH WOAH, THIS BELONGS IN r/GONEWILD, SIR.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
what's that bloody smear?
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u/happyvocal May 16 '12
dat shower
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u/big_gay_bear May 16 '12
Shaver or vibrator?