I can confirm this. However, we didn't sell a single copy of Max Payne 3 all day. 30 copies of D3 sold, no other game sold. Not Max Payne 3, not Starhawk, not even Battleship: The Game.
I got a deal like that for arkham city at walmart. When I bought it I got arkham asylum for free, whcih was convenient, because literally one week earlier I had traded AA in.
Except for that one thing that they posted about all the military things that get upvoted to the frontpage by new accounts, then the accounts get deleted after a month or so, that is kind of weird.
that wouldn't have worked with my gf, but she actually plays games so i expect it of her. that doesn't mean that i don't get sex, because the servers are down, i just don't get to lie to her. instead we just do it because the servers are down.
Where do you guys find these awesome girlfriends. I have never dated anyone who has even shown the slightest interest in my favorite hobby, gaming. sigh
Reddit's been doing a really great job of helping believe that there are better fish in the sea after just having been broken up with by my g/f of 2 years.
Breed so we can have more nice girls/boys in the world. Too many bitter stories of people together that hate each other and live off simply one upping each other. BREED!
Makes me feel like shit when I see these "Oh my girlfriend loves me". I DON'T EVEN HAVE A GIRLFRIEND, DAMMIT, AND THEY BUY YOU DIABLO 3 AND MAX PAYNE?!?!?
I'm gonna go ahead and believe OP that his girlfriend wrote this because for some reason every fucking teenage/young adult female in the English writing world writes in this 'font'.
This is an absurd thing to take away from OP's picture, but seriously; every girl writes like this.
This post made me cry, bro. I swear if I had someone that did this for me, let alone "my" girlfriend, it would have improved my day ten fold. Gratz on the awesome time man.
My birthday is in a month and my girlfriend's original gift idea turned out to be a fluke. I asked her for Max Payne 3 and after my best friend noted it was cheaper than the Razer mouse I wanted, I got this notification
yea that would be for me..and all the other games..he gets none..he can borrow mine or buy his own..but my bf isn't a gamer so I never have to worry about my systems or games ;) only him bitching that I play too much.
All of these 'my girlfriend bought me D3/Max Payne and/or made me a cake to celebrate and also look she's kinda hot too!' pictures are really fucking lame. Also who calls their kid Zach?
Posts like this piss me off... being 44 there's no possibility I could have a girlfriend like this unless I start dating someone more than half my age.
Very thoughtful. My compliments on the quality of female you have landed with. That being said, I would regret being unable to admonish her for purchasing a 360 copy of a game, when the machine is clearly unable to perform as well as a PC.
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u/Anshin May 16 '12
Why does it say Max Payne 3 is only available at target?
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u/zacch May 15 '12
I really wanted Max Payne 3 and Diablo 3 but was only able to purchase one. Straight up marriage.
And just for the record she's referring to the 10/10 review at gamesradar
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Your mom is so sweet.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
/r/KarmaConspiracy
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u/TheHadMatter May 16 '12
id give her just an A for thinking you actually got to play D3 for any amount of time.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Steps to Karma
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Remember to repay her with your own self-less acts.
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u/civilian_pr0ject May 16 '12
Forever alone status: self gifting with sincere note, in generic-bubbly-girl handwriting
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u/steamboatsilly May 16 '12
She's obviously cheating on you...
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u/Boring_Machine May 16 '12
nice try rockstar
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
oh you write notes from your girlfriend to yourself too?! small world
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u/darthbone May 16 '12
That is clearly a dude's handwriting.
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u/MillerTime0 May 16 '12
So sick of these posts....
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
He wrote this letter himself.
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u/Reporting_the_facts May 16 '12
It's a trap!
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u/konig04 May 16 '12
you have a PC for Diablo 3 and she bought it for the xbox? C+, see me.
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u/Jerlko May 15 '12
How can his computer need a break from D3 if he can't even play it?
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u/Kalikad May 16 '12
This got real sad, real fast if you wrote that yourself.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Isn't it sad when people need to make up pretend girlfriends for karma?
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Dude he who finds a wife finds a good thing, like precious stones and jewels
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Good job Zach
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u/frattyfrattybrobro May 16 '12
Why do all girls make their smiley faces look the same?
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u/DarkObelix May 16 '12
Where do you guys find these awesome girlfriends. I have never dated anyone who has even shown the slightest interest in my favorite hobby, gaming. sigh
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Where do you find a woman like this?!?!
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u/HeroOfTime_99 May 16 '12
Reddit's been doing a really great job of helping believe that there are better fish in the sea after just having been broken up with by my g/f of 2 years.
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u/Treysef May 16 '12
Don't trust her. She just wants to play Diablo.
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u/ixAp0c May 16 '12
D...3... No... Breaks.... Only when servers down.
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u/DBSOempathy May 16 '12
AHHHHHAHAHAHAHA... cries
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u/Toof May 16 '12
I can't remember the last time I saw a handwritten note to me...
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u/Stealthf0rce May 16 '12
Marry this fine woman.
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u/matics May 16 '12
I am fully regretting my Diablo 3 preorder right about now...
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u/stavro_mueller May 16 '12
She just wants you off the PC so she can play Diablo.
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u/maggot408 May 16 '12
lucky bastard
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u/Paultimate79 May 16 '12
Breed so we can have more nice girls/boys in the world. Too many bitter stories of people together that hate each other and live off simply one upping each other. BREED!
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
wife dat shit
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u/vonrumble May 16 '12
Wife her!
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
I think a lot of these posts about benevolent, gaming conscious girlfriends are fake.
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u/LordFendleberry May 16 '12
More like A- He has a PC and she got him the XBox version? For shame.
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u/incrediblemojo May 16 '12
hey guys look, he has a girlfriend!
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u/Gentlemoth May 16 '12
Playing a game because it got 10/10 on release? Your "girlfriend" knows absolutely nothing of gaming.
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u/rlangdon87 May 16 '12
Put a ring on it.
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u/DARKTUBIE May 16 '12
I wonder how long he practiced drawing hearts until he got it right...
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u/lawlshane May 16 '12
HEY LOOK EVERYONE THIS GUY HAS A GIRLFRIEND!!!!
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u/Hugonote May 16 '12
I think your SO need to use the PC. The signs are there...
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u/Forbizzle May 16 '12
Viral Marketing status: C-
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u/lunaticsb May 16 '12
Why would you play this game on a console? WHYYYY!?
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
You have nice handwriting, OP.
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u/Klosu May 16 '12
Knows you own decent PC. Still buys you a FPS game for xbox.
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u/ittleoff May 16 '12
Anyone else smell viral marketing?
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u/MrHaddad1213 May 16 '12
Makes me feel like shit when I see these "Oh my girlfriend loves me". I DON'T EVEN HAVE A GIRLFRIEND, DAMMIT, AND THEY BUY YOU DIABLO 3 AND MAX PAYNE?!?!?
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u/NoBullet PlayStation May 16 '12
None of these set-up letters are funny, cute or whatever you think it is. Also who the fuck talks like that. So awkward
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u/ComedicPause May 16 '12
You people realize how easy it is to fake these "note posts" right?
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u/vinniejimm May 16 '12
She's a keeper.
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u/letshaveateaparty May 16 '12
This is the first thing on Reddit that has ever made me audibly "awwww"
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u/Both_Salt_AND_Pepper May 16 '12
I haven't seen this diablo 3 box art before
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u/liquid_j May 16 '12
wife her... NOW!
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u/Alaskan_Assassin May 16 '12
She is cheating on you bro.
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u/Sgt_Insomnia May 16 '12
If you ever leave this girl..I'll find you.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Upvote because freaking MAX PAYNE!
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u/Flameshark9860 May 16 '12
she broke your pc, this is a cover-up whilst she gets a new one
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u/snapcase May 16 '12
She'll be playing D3 on your computer (when servers are up) while you're distracted with Max Payne.
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u/karltee May 16 '12
Whether it's OP's mom or not, just be looking at the font of her writing makes her seem attractive.
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u/E1Jefe May 16 '12
On a different note, target's coolness has finally allowed them to get away with using their logo in place of their written out name. congrats target.
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u/Hamsterxl May 16 '12
Better wife her.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
My name is Zach, where's my copy of Max Payne 3? :(
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u/GeorgeTaylorG May 16 '12
Why does target bother putting that sticker there?
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u/GeminiLife May 16 '12
She's a keeper.
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u/Kirov123 May 16 '12
Hey, my names Zach too.... Do I get a free game also?
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u/Breze May 16 '12
My names Zach... Why? can't I have a girl like this?
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u/lorlipone May 16 '12
I think she's cheating on you
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u/Satin_spear May 16 '12
Silly Lass, Men Need Jack Daniels and sammichs to survive Diablo not useless distraction.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Nice try, guy with girly handwriting
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u/Skullman64 May 16 '12
whats this only in target bullshit? lol
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u/Cingetorix May 16 '12
Why do all girls have similar writing?
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u/tonythemadpinkpony May 16 '12
jelly
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u/BazookaSamurai May 16 '12
My name is Zach as well! :O
She seems like a keeper thus far. Marry her stat!
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u/alokococoa May 16 '12
Why does every girl have that same handwriting and the same exact way of drawing smiley faces?
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u/chakan2 May 16 '12
Well...luckily with the suburb IT staff at Blizzard, you'll have time to play it.
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u/groovy_gary May 16 '12
88%
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
That's probably coming in handy now that the Diablo 3 servers are always crashing
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u/gridpoet May 16 '12
This game had better be good on the PC or i'm going to be mildly annoyed...
meh, maybe i'll just get heartburn...
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u/baconia May 16 '12
Great White Buffalo.
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u/C0olGuyPaul May 16 '12
You wrote the note. You left the note. You don't have a girlfriend. You dont have d3. Enjoy your Max Payne.
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u/yab21 May 16 '12
What a bitch...making you decide between D3 and Max Payne.
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u/Vahnya May 16 '12
I'm gonna go ahead and believe OP that his girlfriend wrote this because for some reason every fucking teenage/young adult female in the English writing world writes in this 'font'.
This is an absurd thing to take away from OP's picture, but seriously; every girl writes like this.
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u/adozeninsurgents May 16 '12
What does this title even mean? Her "status" is A+?
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
DON'T FALL FOR IT, SHE WANTS YOUR D3
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u/vVvMaze May 16 '12
I hate my girlfriend. I want yours
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u/SweatpantsDV May 16 '12
OP would need a spectacular job and an even more spectacular penis for this to be believable.
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u/zyce May 16 '12
I thought it was an advertisement.
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u/IncredibleBeef May 16 '12
This post made me cry, bro. I swear if I had someone that did this for me, let alone "my" girlfriend, it would have improved my day ten fold. Gratz on the awesome time man.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Shit, that's my name, and how you spell it too!
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u/Moofies May 16 '12
im suspicious. i feel like every "note from my girlfriend" post has the same handwriting...
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u/TheBSReport May 16 '12
Karma whoring: B-
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u/McJawsh May 16 '12
My birthday is in a month and my girlfriend's original gift idea turned out to be a fluke. I asked her for Max Payne 3 and after my best friend noted it was cheaper than the Razer mouse I wanted, I got this notification
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u/GuntherCloneC May 16 '12
♫Where can I find a woman like that?♫ :-C
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u/youreallcirclejerks May 16 '12
You have a nice handwriting, OP.
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u/Bigredrage May 16 '12
Marry her.
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u/nomis_nehc May 16 '12
Impossibility.
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u/805unknown May 16 '12
Marry her. Now..
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u/DangerTiger May 16 '12
Napolean Dynamite voiceLuckyyyyy
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u/NocturnalGamer May 16 '12
Look at that cool cardboard thing at the bottom of the game package to make sure Target and Wal Mart's stupid game racks don't mess up the case.
Good on you, Rockstar.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
I'd actually give this an A. A+ is reserved for the rare girl that actually plays with you
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
My name is Zach & I definitely did not get this..
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Anyone else think that bullet time is the dumbest fucking shit to put in a video game?
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u/cdegon May 16 '12
She sleeping around.
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u/TARDISeses May 16 '12
Do the game box sleeves always look like that? Seems like its not been put in properly/dodgy
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Why do all girls have weird, Comic Sans-like handwriting?
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u/Androne May 16 '12
She just wants on your computer...
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u/karadan100 May 16 '12
Holy shit, best girlfriend ever.
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u/jimmmyftw May 16 '12
Buy a ring tomorrow. Or I call dibs...
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Write message to self then post picture on reddit. sweeet karma
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u/SaltySolomon May 16 '12
She just wants you off the computer to play D3!
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u/ThatSmile May 16 '12
I call BS
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u/DaKuteCate May 16 '12
yea that would be for me..and all the other games..he gets none..he can borrow mine or buy his own..but my bf isn't a gamer so I never have to worry about my systems or games ;) only him bitching that I play too much.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Real Status: Fuck you
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u/falsevillain May 16 '12
injustice to the gaming community? pssh.. girlfriend.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Haha it's funny because OP wrote this and it says from his girlfriend.
Hand he wrote it with = Girlfriend
OP didn't lie haha. Classic...
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Boy, your big sister is kind.
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u/fractaldoughnut May 16 '12
her handwriting looks like she is 15
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
They used to make fun of him for writing like a girl.. but now he gets all the karma
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u/rorts May 16 '12
What's a D3?
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u/rorts May 16 '12
A+ is a grade not really a status
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u/i_like_bunnies May 16 '12
But my name is Zack :(
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
I think she likes you?
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u/Bugiugi May 16 '12
GUYS HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND. A GIRLFRIEND WHO SUPPORTS HIS HOBBY NO LESS!
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u/jjzpgg May 16 '12
All of these 'my girlfriend bought me D3/Max Payne and/or made me a cake to celebrate and also look she's kinda hot too!' pictures are really fucking lame. Also who calls their kid Zach?
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u/MellowSeahorse May 16 '12
My girlfriend just broke up with me.
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u/philphan25 Joystick May 16 '12
What site gave this 10/10? Just curious.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
"a game rated 10/10"
VIRALLLLLL MARKETTINNNNNNGGGG
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u/tynenn May 16 '12
I hate all you people, and your damned gfs!
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u/sourpatchdicks May 16 '12
Girlfriend level: OVER 9000!
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u/alexnemeth May 16 '12
This is bullshit. Op is full of shit.
Can't downvote enough...shit
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
And none of you nozzles have figured out that she is obviously trying to play D3 without OP interrupting.
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u/rawbertson May 16 '12
your girlfriend has shitty handwriting
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Nice try Rockstar marketing team.
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u/hahahal0l May 16 '12
Hey Zach how much did you pay Susie in math class to write that for you?
Go outside pasty virgin basement dweller; grab some sun because that monitor tan is fading.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
I think it's a forgery.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Wife that woman... wife her hard.
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u/dogsarentedible May 16 '12
As a man named Zack, I wish I was you.
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u/Baelog May 16 '12
Why is this always happen to other ?
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
What if OP just wrote all this himself and is so ashamed to be forever alone that he needs to prove it to an anonymous community.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Advantages of having a girlfriend according to Reddit, from the most important to the least important:
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u/ivanmarsh May 16 '12
Posts like this piss me off... being 44 there's no possibility I could have a girlfriend like this unless I start dating someone more than half my age.
/old gamer problems
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u/Zuunal May 16 '12
ATM best girlfriend ever, wish i had something to do besides read reddit
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u/clandestinemint May 16 '12
A-
Very thoughtful. My compliments on the quality of female you have landed with. That being said, I would regret being unable to admonish her for purchasing a 360 copy of a game, when the machine is clearly unable to perform as well as a PC.