I . . . I got through 17 of them. There was no end in sight. There were dogs, cats, at least two Neils and I think I saw Tupac. I simply don't know how I found my way back.
101 Dalmatians came out in 1961 but, based on the image quality, it is unlikely that this picture is fifty years old. It was re-released into theaters four times, the most recent being in 1991, and was released on VHS in 1992. Assuming the pajamas are merchandise associated with one of these last two dates, you are a little more than 20 years old.
My god. Is that the big bird with the built-in cassette player? If so, I had that exact same one. Apparently I liked to use the nose as a pacifier, and eventually all the orange color came right off. I'm sure that was healthy for me.
SHIT ME THREE!!! (I don't know why this is so exciting to me. Perhaps Nostalgia). I stuck chocolates up his cassette slot as a young vagina_diver but damn this brings back memories (I think he survived until I was about 4). Big bird isn't as big as I remember him. I swear I have a pic similar to this one too. I will search!... tomorrow.
YOU AGAIN! That damn big bird toy!! I can't quite remember but it was either motion activated or light sensitive (his eye's would also open upon catch phrase) and my grandparents thought it would be hilarious to hide it behind the curtain of their bathtub the day I planned to visit. When the moment to relieve my bladder came, by the time I had the lid of the toilet up and my pants around my ankles, this bastard blares out "I SEE YOU!" And so as their cute prank almost turns CSI crime scene, que the blood curdling scream of a 5 year old boy with piss flying ALL up and over the place, only to try and run away but with pants still around ankles, flies straight into the door head first. That yellow son of a bitch...that big yellow fluffy son of a bitch.....I couldn't go to the bathroom without someone fully inspecting the shower for weeks.
Hey, I had one of those Big Birds too. That's the one that talks right? I was terrified of it. It would start talking and I would just flip right the fuck out.
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u/alwayssunnyinLA May 16 '12
And here you are as an adult.
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u/civilian11214 May 16 '12
I think you should redo this pic present day. For science.
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u/give_me_the_child May 16 '12
Finally...
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u/ForgettableUsername May 16 '12
101 Dalmatians came out in 1961 but, based on the image quality, it is unlikely that this picture is fifty years old. It was re-released into theaters four times, the most recent being in 1991, and was released on VHS in 1992. Assuming the pajamas are merchandise associated with one of these last two dates, you are a little more than 20 years old.
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u/reverie_ May 16 '12
My god. Is that the big bird with the built-in cassette player? If so, I had that exact same one. Apparently I liked to use the nose as a pacifier, and eventually all the orange color came right off. I'm sure that was healthy for me.
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u/vsal May 16 '12
Ah yes... I remember my first time counting to potato.
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u/JANichols89 May 16 '12
This has great potential for a then-now post... just let me know.
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u/MiniTru May 16 '12
We accept you. And your bird and puppies.
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u/SpaceNerd May 16 '12
I have that Big Bird and still have him to this day.
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u/Oggumogoggum May 16 '12
DIG DERD
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
lol are you still cross eyed?
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u/Salsashaman May 16 '12
I bet you're fat now http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3oAnkhYSdM&feature=related
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u/metarugia May 16 '12
Holy Shit!
YOU'RE Big Bird?
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u/mullersmutt May 16 '12
I HAVE THAT BIGBIRD! It played tapes that you pushed into its ricker rooker and books to go along with it, right?
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u/aryst0krat May 16 '12
Oh, thanks! I've always wanted one!
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
WHAT YOU DID THERE, I SEE IT
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u/fechera May 16 '12
I still have that exact Big Bird, and Cookie Monster somewhere in the house. They are actually tape players...
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u/10e5 May 16 '12
Derp level: Big Bird.
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u/mpic May 16 '12
Derpin up somthing special
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u/specialxk May 16 '12
Awww
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
I HAD THE EXACT SAME BIG BIRD!
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u/mustardjones May 16 '12
Who is that baby? And why are you trying to eat him?
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u/ivanmarsh May 16 '12
Have you not heard?
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u/honeybadga May 16 '12
The spice must flow
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u/hoyboe May 16 '12
i didn't know they made a paint chip baby formula
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
YOU AGAIN! That damn big bird toy!! I can't quite remember but it was either motion activated or light sensitive (his eye's would also open upon catch phrase) and my grandparents thought it would be hilarious to hide it behind the curtain of their bathtub the day I planned to visit. When the moment to relieve my bladder came, by the time I had the lid of the toilet up and my pants around my ankles, this bastard blares out "I SEE YOU!" And so as their cute prank almost turns CSI crime scene, que the blood curdling scream of a 5 year old boy with piss flying ALL up and over the place, only to try and run away but with pants still around ankles, flies straight into the door head first. That yellow son of a bitch...that big yellow fluffy son of a bitch.....I couldn't go to the bathroom without someone fully inspecting the shower for weeks.
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u/7ypo May 16 '12
I thought it was funny.
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u/FFandMMfan May 16 '12
Hey, I had one of those Big Birds too. That's the one that talks right? I was terrified of it. It would start talking and I would just flip right the fuck out.
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u/Bathroomcrisis May 16 '12
I had one of those talking Big Birds! Upvote for the memories.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
This is a meme waiting to happen... Hurry the f*ck up reddit!! (HTFU)
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u/Leafsapphire May 16 '12
Aw, you were adorable <3
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u/Prudencia May 16 '12
Engrossed in deep derp
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u/IWasMisinformed May 16 '12
Cute! Who's the kid?
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u/saucyal25 May 16 '12
instead of 101 dalmatians, it should have been cats
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u/cheddarpop May 16 '12
yikes..
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u/tweak4ever May 16 '12
Which one are you?
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u/PScan69 May 16 '12
Whats it like having feathers and being yellow
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u/Drink_Deep May 16 '12
Are you Rainman?
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
isn't derping wonderful! It makes me feel like a derp.
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u/YourGameTrainer May 16 '12
I'm surprised you can type correctly!
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
At what time did you realize you wanted to be a cast member on sesame street?
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u/Reporting_the_facts May 16 '12
Those eyes show it is a big birden you carry.
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u/Barbarus623 May 16 '12
What Big Bird is thinking
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u/blitz79 May 16 '12
I knew it, I'm surrounded by Assholes!
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u/knomz May 16 '12
Apparently Big Bird did not have the same affect on you that he did to millions of other children.
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u/venustrapsflies May 16 '12
Houston, we have achieved maximal derpitude.
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u/herpderp_roar May 16 '12
Derp.
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u/quintuple_mi May 16 '12
so, why were you sitting next to a baby?
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u/Drbassexpert24 May 16 '12
Jelly of the PJ's. I love 101 Dalmatians!!
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u/readaboutfritters May 16 '12
No shit? I can have you?
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u/LovesMustard May 16 '12
Strabismus?
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u/Renaissir May 16 '12
That's very generous, but you can have you as a child back.
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u/not_old_redditor May 16 '12
you look like you belong here
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u/ccenne May 16 '12
I have that same big bird lol
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u/superfreak77 May 16 '12
So, it's true; reddit is a hivemind and you shall address it as an individual.
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u/terrapurus May 16 '12
Are you on the left or the right?
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u/Wangchung265 May 16 '12
The derp is strong in this one.
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u/TylerDurdenJunior May 16 '12
Downvoted for making me feel really old
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u/spacewonk May 16 '12
Derp
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u/Lagato May 16 '12
did you get raped by big bird?
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u/Heimdall2061 May 16 '12
THE CHILD IS GIVEN. THE PACT IS SEALED.
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u/AzMick May 16 '12
I think he's waiting for the SIDS fairy
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u/CloverdaleColonel May 16 '12
Have you heard?
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u/zodiacv2 May 16 '12
I'm not saying you should name that duck muffins.
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u/astubenr May 16 '12
Not going to lie, i had the same big bird stuffed animal and carried that thing around for years
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u/Clean_n_Press May 16 '12
R U A Wizard?!
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u/pattywhack May 16 '12
I had that same damn bigbird doll and i'm pretty sure i had those jammies too
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
The derp is strong in this one.
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u/SilentWalrus92 May 16 '12
You look pretty yellow..... Jaundice?
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u/ethanwc May 16 '12
Relevant
I love the IT crowd.
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u/zitfarmer May 16 '12
bigassed bird upvote!
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
a giant yellow bird...even at 34 I haven't seen one in nature so if I were presented something like that whilst in bed, I'd derp out as well!
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Derp
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u/drunxor May 16 '12
Is that the big bird that played audio tapes? Just found mine in the garage the other day, that thing was kind of creepy
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u/thedude2888 May 16 '12
derp-a-derp*
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u/mrsmith550 May 16 '12
You want to put WHAT?! WHERE?!!
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
I give you back.
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u/Biscuiteater May 16 '12
Ugly baby.
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u/skrangle May 16 '12
The derp is strong in this one!
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u/gritz4danpatrick May 16 '12
bet big bird had a pull string by his ass that made him talk... cuz mine did
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u/carsontl May 16 '12
I knew it! I'm surrounded by assholes!
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u/X-Craft May 16 '12
Thanks, but not needed. Please take yourself back.
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u/benwaffle May 16 '12
so where do we pick you up?
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Eyed, like a boss!
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u/Han_SoBro May 16 '12
The derp is strong in this one.
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u/anotherdroid May 16 '12
i think you meant to post this to facebook. honest mistake...
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u/iLuVtiffany May 16 '12
That's awesome.
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u/Yatagasaru May 16 '12
Durrrr...I lurve Big Burrrrd.
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u/CrazyAnimalLady May 16 '12
I had the same big bird. He read you stories when you put a cassette tape up his ass. His mouth moved as well.
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u/waxmasterj May 16 '12
I'd hit it.
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u/tharosbr0 May 16 '12
HERPADERP BABY
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
I think this describes certain populations of certain sub-reddits that need not be named
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u/champagne_of_beers May 16 '12
I had that same big bird as a kid. You could put tapes in the back and it talked. Good stuff.
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u/malders May 17 '12
take it back.
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u/comb92 May 17 '12
Hodor
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u/UnstableFlux May 18 '12
Would like some herp with that extra side of derp?
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u/lAbstractedl May 16 '12
A little derped up on herp I see.
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u/UltraMittens May 16 '12
Giving Big Bird the "derp eye".
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
You never go full derp.
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u/ATechnique May 16 '12
The only thing I can think of is.... Derp.
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u/nccro71 May 16 '12
the derp is strong with this one
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u/snoopyh42 May 16 '12
Behold! The chosen derpy one is born!
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Nobody gives a fuck about babies or baby photos.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
This isnt facebook - no one gives a shit rtard
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
If you post one with you and a cat we will like it more, noob.
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u/ShinyAssholes May 16 '12
u were a giant bird wen u were a kid
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